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pākehā, she/her, very successful and famous. wrote a book it's called HEAD GIRL. there's poems in it. my show WHOLE NEW WOMAN is coming to Sydney October 23

Wellington City, New Zealand

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6 months

Hallo, we're releasing SECRET SPECIAL FOOTAGE of Show Ponies for donations, which we are passing on to Palestine Red Crescent Society for their emergency appeal. It's some real fuckin good poetry, cos that's... what we've got. Free Gaza 🖤 Free Palestine

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2 years

i have not written many poems for bec because i am just so chill and happy lol but it's important to embarrass your gf at her special party

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3 years

My poor dear gf, who hates nz kfc colonel burger and nz maccas sweet & sour sauce, who said her "hair looks bad in nz" and whose boundaries I just crossed badly by accidentally walking in on her pooping and then cackling for 10 mins, is stuck with me till 7 JULY BAYBEE 😈🎉🥳🎉😈

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3 years

I am having a really fucking good day

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3 years

Guess who flew to New Zealand to surprise their girlfriend who immediately went into a fugue state for approx 40 seconds? Yes it was me

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2 years

Many things are v different about dating a woman after dating a lot of dudes, but one thing that surprisingly? has not changed is i still get The Simpsons bits explained to me periodically

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3 years

I fucking love just having a sit

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3 years

we have gathered some balls and responded to a family member's post and i am shaking

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2 years

@Brocklesnitch I can't believe you didn't include 11 as an option I just can't believe this

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1 year

I told @Brocklesnitch like 2.5 years ago about seeing la victoire de samothrace when I was 17 and being like hoooooooooooly fuqqqqqq and for my 30th she got me this extremely beautifully made little version of her and I love her and I love her. I love my women

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2 years

I believe that using the same starting word on wordle every day is boring and sad

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2 years

probably just gonna... move to australia in may? announcement. very wild and soon and i will miss the shit out of everyone, but most importantly, who will look after my darling goldfish

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3 years

Bet this Lauren person feels extremely good rn

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3 years

last year i did a new years reso not to hurt myself on purpose all year and i totally did it, and a couple of times having made the resolution legit helped, that's all, just saying, it was cool, good job me

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3 years

Damn i love this fucking building

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3 years

For my birthday @brocklesnitch got me a beautiful framed print of my favourite illustration in the whole world, from The Red Tree by Shaun Tan, which I told her about on like our first date or whatever, gay, anyway it goes perfectly right above my desk and it's treasure

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1 year

Yesterday I was telling bec about all Wellington's wind-powered kinetic sculptures. She was a very engaged listener and then said "i have a pitch, a sculpture in the shape of the butt and when the wind goes through it it makes a fart noise" then laughed for 10 entire minutes

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3 years

I just saw a dude crying and doing a wheelie on an e-scooter

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4 years

Omg getting hangover KFC and the server said she loved my book

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3 years

writing poems is so embarrassing honestly like sitting alone like doing surgery on a sentence for hours. why would someone do this

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8 months

For mental health awareness week I have had a massive mental breakdown and I am VERY AWARE

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2 years

Sitting amongst a bunch of Australians saying its fucked up to cut your "jaffle" in a particular way. They do not realise that the real fucked up thing is to call it a "jaffle"

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1 year

It's Peaches Day, The Day I Am Opening For Peaches

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3 years

I would like to put my arm around my girlfriend. I would like to exasperate my girlfriend in a supermarket. I would like to cook my girlfriend an average pasta meal. Is this so much to ask

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4 years

how it started / how it's going

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4 years

. @eamonnmarra wrote a muthafuckin book!!!!!! @VUPBooks that's a happy boi

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3 years

I am blissing out real hard today cos we did show ponies on tour last night and everyone killed and tomorrow I get to see my beautiful @Brocklesnitch , life is nice

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3 years

two weeks till me and @Brocklesnitch finally bone

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4 years

My dad and his fiancee talked to my gran about buying her a new outfit for the wedding and she said "I'll just wear what I wore to the last one" 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

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3 years

Just like, have u considered just like getting the vaccine and then chilling the hell out, its so chill, to have the vaccine, your life could be so much more chill, and you could make others' lives more chill, why does that not appeal idgi

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1 year

Yeah now I can tweet it U better believe i went into a fugue state upon reading the email This is nuts 4 me do you feel me? With @Esterelola ?? Fuckin @peaches yooooooooooo c u soon

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. @theiaofficialxo , Strange Stains, @FreyaDalySad and @Esterelola announced as supports for @peaches fast-approaching North Island shows 🍑

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3 years

I am happy

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3 months

Fuck you eurovision you soulless pieces of shit

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3 months

Israeli song “Hurricane” got the EBU approval and they will participate in Eurovision 2024! The song will be out on March 10th at 8:30PM CET 🇮🇱

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5 months

Tell me I’m a sexpot!!!!!!!

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5 months

But I also took this picture of my beautiful girlfriend so swings and roundabouts

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8 months

So embarrassing that it was only after posting this that I realised I can't actually do it. Have to cancel the show for reasons of bullshit mental illness, am super bummed but so supported by such a good team, really sorry everyone, refunds coming xxx

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8 months

Doing my big show in less than a month in Sydney and I am in the middle of such a big fucked episode but I know I'm still gonna do it good but I feel very weird about promoting it while I am so deeply incapacitated. Does anyone want to buy tickets anyway

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3 years

Look at my baby (respectfully thank u) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👀😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Happy 1 year anniversary to this, the beautiful beginning of me and @Brocklesnitch 's beautiful trans-tasman romance

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3 years

Sorry sorry but I do want to do this and this and this again

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2 years

I pretty much never think about our Age Gap but @Brocklesnitch just told me she did "Secretarial Studies" at high school

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6 years

Hera wrote this thingy about me in a magazine and I have never felt more like a person.

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7 years

in my dark times i think about the motives of this wedding photographer

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3 years

Absolute revelation to have girlfriend present in lockdown. She can watch all my little performances

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3 years

80% of times i tell bec i love her she says it back in a rude imitation of my idiot voice. and i think that's cool

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3 years

So much effort every day to not ask everyone I know if they find me extremely irritating and are just barely tolerating my existence! I'm tweeting this to give myself a little break from trying not to! Sorry!

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3 years

Everyone should be made aware that @eamonnmarra just said - re me and @Brocklesnitch 's upcoming union - "you're gonna go from digital sex to diGiTaL sex!!" and wiggled his fingers enthusiastically

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3 years

To be fair I laughed plenty, it's just that Bec laughed for a solid 2 minutes and then sporadically for quite a while after

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3 years

Freya has meant to call her producer Poppy for a couple of days and keeps forgetting and i just said ‘you’ve got Call Poppy Syndrome’ and i am laughing so much and she is not laughing enough imo

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3 years

Boy shit howdy god damn I wish I had not left my girlfriend in a different fucking country

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4 years

When I was young and long-winded I wrote a big blog post about realising I'm bipolar, but I'm an adult now so I'm doing a tweet about realising I'm bisexual, 🤠

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3 years

Went for a fucking walk and did some fucking yoga this morning like a motherfucking sick fuck

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3 years

Don't even mind myself that much these days

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2 years

I wrote about moving to Australia for @WomanMagazineNZ :)

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Sydney's a fine place to be queer and in love

Sydney’s a fine place to be queer and in love, writes poet Freya Daly Sadgrove. I lived in Te Whanganui-a-Tara- from January 30, 1993 (aka birth) until May 2, 2022. The longest I’d been away, before...

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2 years

how's everyone going with continuing working on their shit like omicron isn't going to ruin everything any second? jw

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1 year

thank u to Bec for pulling a long human hair out of the turtle's anus and making him feel better. when i tried, i saw the turtle's penis, and me and the turtle just don't vibe the same anymore now that i have seen his penis. (i fully vomited). this has been turtle chat

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1 year

Worst thing about sweetly being a sweet angel girlfriend and watching 'State of Origin' is discovering that Australians pronounce maroon MAROAN. I am find many of their fucked up little talking quirks fun and sweet but not this. Not this

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11 months

I am so serene the way I hold back my comments when my friends hang out with the 4th worst person I know. I am so so serene and should have a prize

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4 years

I'm still i dunno feeling a lot of feelings I've never felt before haha. Everyone's nice and everything is full and strange and I'm glad and feel all special and silly. I'm pingin'. itz a metapohor omg it's 4;20 tho

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4 years

I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT LAYING PIPE MEANS FUCKING!!!! I THOUHGT IT MEANT DOING. A POO!!!!!!!

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4 years

i am so impressed with this hog. i feel rejuvenated and ready for the day because of this hog

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A javelina was caught speeding near 22nd and Kolb in Tucson.

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4 years

i am really truly in real life going to see my beautiful girlfriend @Brocklesnitch in 65 days. we are going to kiss

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4 years

Gran turned 95(!) so dad made 4 lasagnes. There were 7 of us

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1 year

It's fun having a problematic age gap girlfriend because every day she says things from the past like "oftentimes" and "daresay"

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3 years

Dear jacinda. Do u care about my personal wellbeing. If so pls let my girlfriend in I would like a pash

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2 years

Nicholas Reid has actual shit for brains. No one publish this vile man. Retire Bitch

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2 years

Nicholas Reid could have just wrote a review about not understanding a poetry collection that would have been fine, this book is for a specific community, instead he started his review shitting on me and an entire community. No wonder the Listener didn't publish this version.

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10 months

Girls r just so compelling. There's no getting around it girls girls girls

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3 years

Bec's latest complaint against New Zealand: "They always have really ugly people in your ads"

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3 years

Here i am with two kittens

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3 years

just remembered the period in my life when I was a debater, shit, fuck, shit

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5 years

Got my fancy-ass pen out of its box for the sole purpose of signing my goddamn contract w @VUPBooks wassuuuuuup

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2 years

um tonight i am going to see the strokes??????? my favourite guys ???? which i have wanted so badly in my heart to do for half my life????? i didn't think it could possibly happen ever!!!!! thank u for my ticky @Brocklesnitch 🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

Have been considering making an alt account just to tweet that someone said my performance "makes a virtue of its amateurism and ultimately lacks polish" a couple of weeks ago and whenever I think about it (all the time) I think about dying, but I cbf making an alt account so

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9 months

As a gorgeous gorgeous girl with a precious mental illness can I please stop getting targeted ads for intermittent fasting thank uuuu. furthermore it's insult to injury to use fuck-ugly AI art when u tell me stop eating. Fuck u omg. I've had some wines

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8 months

fuck u nz and fuck u australia (who will translate this into australian? cos u need it too). god. fuck this

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3 years

Hahahahaha hahahahaha a man just muttered "slave" at me when I was scanning a contact tracer code hahahahaha ha you're a dumb idiot mister. Big loser asshole!!!! Haha get fucked

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2 years

I'm being a huge angel and champ at keeping my chin up!!!!! I'm doing so good generally at minimising my despair!!!!!! But I am having a moment of feeling quite bad in my heart

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2 years

Ugh fuck someone got me to sign my book for their teenager and I accidentally put "with love!! And thanks" like a weird old loser. What does it mean. Why did I write that

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6 years

Had to go thru my whole history so a student psych could practise diagnosing. When he got it the boss psychiatrist said to him "great, I'm happy, you're happy" then turned to me and said "but you're not....... ah well, two out of three's not bad!" And we all cackled for fkn ages

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4 years

I need some fuckin answers about how come our broken mental healthcare system is getting brokener and brokener by the day. I need someone to tell me WHY they think it is FINE to put VULNERABLE PEOPLE in MORE DANGER. If I hear another word about REACHING OUT I will fucking SCREAM

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3 years

We r watching the news and when they said one of the Melbourne covid locations was a nandos my sister gasped. she really loves nandos

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9 months

nobody knows how extremely closely i can read a sentence. i can read a sentence so fucking hard man. i can see its deepest secrets

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4 years

pumped for everyone to get real into saying i love u

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2 years

I am at the airport and I am sitting opposite a dude on a phone who just sang baby shark at volume. Then said "I'm blind drunk at the airport" then said "I'm trying to disguise my drunkenness"

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5 years

I did it!!!!!!!! He has a fiancée!!!!!!! But I got a delicious ice cream as a consolation prize!!!!!!!!

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5 years

thanks for your support everyone i do wonder if i should've added the context that the person is a stranger who works in an ice cream van in a city i'm leaving tomorrow. gonna try today anyway wish me luck

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3 years

Last Saturday I removed some horrible blood-sucking parasites from my dear little fish Penny, and over the past week she has returned to her shiny happy nature 😊 it makes me really happy

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Shit my nips!!!!! It turns out this isn't a stupid joke I was playing on myself and is in fact a real thing that I am doing. Please come to my Big Freya Show. I am working very very hard.

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4 years

Did you guys know Australians have a pīwakawaka and they call it a WILLIE WAGTAIL

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1 year

Having a producer/production manager AND a stage manager for Show Ponies is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. Show Po is my favourite thing I love it so much and also never before have I felt so mentally okay the Day Of. And the Week Before. And the Whole Time

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2 years

Someone just catcalled me! Or, sort of. What they shouted at me from the car was "not bad".

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2 years

i am TEASING a PROJECT................ c u in Pōneke in March 2023...............................................👀👀👀

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3 years

Bec just made a pun about climate change and then started chanting her own name

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4 years

:) i am in Sunday mag today

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Looking good @FreyaDalySad ! And I’m very much looking forward to seeing how your gap-toothed poems look in the @VUPBooks ebook we will have any day now

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Sorry to brag but I was muttering "I'm a bad person" over and over to myself just before but then the therapy kicked in after only saying it like 10 times and I started going "I'm not a bad person" and like breathing deeply and shit. Sorry to brag

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. @eamonnmarra came into the dining room cos he thought he heard me opening a packet of chips but it was just me opening a fresh pack of antidepressants

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Boy am I one stoked little muthafucker!!!!! I am so proud of Whole New Woman and most of all I am so proud to have found a team bursting not only with fucked up talent but also with insanely sweet vibes. Wow what an extremely cool affirming and deeply cathartic experience!!! Nice

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After one billion flight cancellations and reschedulings bec is capable of writing a beaut article for the fuckin guardian and all I have left in my brain is, tell everyone I see that I'm gonna bone my gf in two days

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if everyone isn't sick of hearing me talk about my gf's visit, here is a little thing for the guardian! it's a lot about Gay Yearning, and also about this stressful week. If you ARE sick of it: I understand and respect you. Do not click

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Have never experienced anything close to this kind of glee scrollin through twitter!!!!! Nice fuckin work Aucko 🥰

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3 years

This is my high school starter pack ok

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My sis and I are taking my dad on a 2-day trip and he is on top form. He brought along approx eight bags of items incl. his coffee machine, milk frother, and scrabble with wooden tiles (I'd packed my sister's inferior plastic ones). And he's already taught me two new words

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5 years

My favourite poem from my book, which is coming out w @VUPBooks in February next year, is @TheSpinoffTV Friday poem today. The drawing at the top is by Callum Devlin and is it not fucking beautiful

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The Friday Poem: TURDUCKEN by Freya Daly Sadgrove

A new poem by writer and performer Freya Daly Sadgrove.

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2 years

I'm writing a big stupid essay about my complex unhappy feelings about being on prescribed psychotropic meds for nearly a decade. Does anyone give a shit about this, where can I put it

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6 months

at my nana's deathbed, we asked for some lip balm for her and when the nurse brought it to us she said "enjoy!" as she left the room. it was one of the best moments of the death. also dee rox

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