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We had a good ride while it lasted. Ret Vet with 30 yrs as LEO/K-9 Political views: No restrictions on speech and leave me alone. God Bless Florida!

Joined May 2021
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@RepThomasMassie I'm old enough to remember when the Patriot Act was only passed so we could "monitor foreign terrorists". How did that work out?
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@GavinNewsom Tennessee: "You can't walk around showing your dick to random children" Newsom: "Why are you oppressing gay people!"
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@benandjerrys Lead by example. Donate your company and all your "ill-gotten" profits to various tribes. ...or does a free tweet appease your conscience?
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@PolitiBunny @SusanSarandon My first thought was, "Damn, Susan Sarandon is a conservative now?!"
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@MarkRuffalo If you took every penny from every US billionaire, it would fund the government for 7 months. ...and then what? If Elon had been taxed at 90% when he sold PayPal, there would be no SpaceX and no Tesla. Instead, he created thousands of high-paying (and highly taxed) jobs.
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@TIME If I sneak into Mexico and murder innocent people, do you think the press in Mexico would refer to me as "a Mexican man"?
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@stillgray Wait until she learns about the country Niger.
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@RepSwalwell "They didn't deliver the $260,000 in a suitcase, they wired it to his bank!" That's really your best defense? 😆
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@OKeefeMedia @JamesOKeefeIII @BestBuy Best Buy expediting their plan to join Circuit City and Radio Shack.
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@sarahbeth345 @CNBC Just add Mr, Ms or Mrs. It identifies your sex without making it look like a social/political declaration.
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@Biaggi4NY You either suck at financial management or you suck at your job. Neither problem is my fault.
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This is the woman who has been attacking @CaseyDeSantis and calling her a "Walmart Melania". You can form your own opinion.
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@RealJamesWoods How many illegals have moved into Eric Adams' house?
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@PolitiBunny @CoriBush Imagine if we created a new term for trans people and we only used it in a derogatory context. I don't think Cori would be defending our "free speech".
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@Riley_Gaines_ When you strip away all the window dressing, it all boils down to the "right" for men to see women and young girls naked and to steal their sports accolades.
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@TheMadDimension I had to read that tweet twice, because my brain simply refused to process what I was reading.
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@Earthjustice Remember when Australia was covered in forest fires "caused by climate change"...and then 24 arsonists were arrested?
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- Trump is being railroaded - DeSantis would be a better president These are not mutually exclusive beliefs.
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@ACTBrigitte This is insulting to everyone who has served. Are you intentionally trying to sabotage Trump?
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I have some possibly disturbing news for some of you. If your preferred candidate for 2024 thinks Lindsey Graham is a true Conservative and Chip Roy is a RINO, you're an effin' moron.
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@amuse The video of Reginald Denny was permanently burned into my memory in 1992.
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@WFLA "Hey guys, little kids won't be able see us showing off our sexual fetishes!" "Well damn, that defeats the entire purpose! Just cancel it."
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@Oilfield_Rando Instantly knew it was Austin...the butthole of Texas.
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@BuckSexton @MattWalshBlog I don't know if it was 3D chess or just stupid luck, but Twitter ended up boosting the hell out Matt's film.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad I've been to Italy and Carl isn't trolling.
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@ElijahSchaffer Japan has convenience stores with no clerks. Payment is on the honor system. How long would a store like that last in any Dem city?
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@stillgray Japanese society is extremely non-violent, but their judicial system and prisons are hardcore. This guy needs to learn firsthand.
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@FOXSoccer @FOXSports Honestly hope the Dutch girls win.
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@Riley_Gaines_ @SFSU @IWF @TPUSA @LeadershipInst "We were forced to commit assault and kidnapping due to police being present." That's one hell of a statement from @AS_SFState
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@akafacehots @DC_Draino Vivek is trying to run the 2007 Obama strategy, but Vivek has more history to hide and social media wasn't as big of a factor in '07. It won't work.
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@EndWokeness Acknowledging what's working in El Salvador puts a big spotlight on western "progressives" and their policies. Better to just deflect or ignore.
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@FrankLuntz Nah, I don't want 5 states to determine the future of this nation.
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@AuronMacintyre @Oilfield_Rando The same people who did this to a Lincoln statue are crying about cars driving over their rainbow painted streets(!)
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@ChristinaPushaw @GovRonDeSantis Damn, it's only been a week and parts of SW Florida already look better than many parts of Los Angeles.
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@AP "Dressing like a homeless man is progress." You guys are just trolling at this point.
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@TulsiGabbard You may want to see what China has been up to in the last two decades.
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@KeithWoodsYT The belittling with the Irish accent makes this 10X better.
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@ChristinaPushaw "I prefer Trump over DeSantis, because he's not as smart as DeSantis." ~ Mitt Romney I need to get this on a bumper sticker.
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@johnrich @18Scn Owners with balls vs owners with no balls.
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@amuse PSA: Real life isn't the Internet. You don't magically respawn.
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You're not being informed, you're being brainwashed.
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@1010XL @GovRonDeSantis There's probably 30 governors who could walk through that stadium and not even be recognized, yet KC fans were treating Gov DeSantis like a rock star. Our little Florida secret weapon is no longer secret.
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@BryanDGriffin @GovRonDeSantis After growing up near Galveston, 7 years in the Pacific, and 10 years in Florida, I've been through a dozen major hurricanes/typhoons. This was the fastest and smoothest recovery operation I've ever seen...by far!
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@monitoringbias This little fact is why I always hated the "13%" meme.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad I didn't see any white people the last time I was in London, but I was assured England is full of them.
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@GavinNewsom Dear California Residents, If you need police assistance, ensure you tell them the robber/attacker/rapist is also burning a rainbow flag.
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@BillPascrell Hey mister Ukraine bio, how many lunches could we buy with $120 billion?
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@AP Is "American Racism" also responsible for these numbers?
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Sorry, I wasn't on Twitter last night. Is Trump currently pro-Disney or anti-Disney? Don't want to look like an idiot using info that's 12 hours old.
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@kristina_wong @HungCao_VA Damn, he earned a Defense Superior Service Medal (6th highest medal you can earn...right below a Silver Star). Dude is a legit badass.
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@DonutOperator She's 100% at fault, but I'd really like to see her training records, especially range instructions and firing history.
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@DanRather Number of people claiming slavery is a good thing: 0
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@VP "Let us not be distracted by what extremists are trying to do, which is to create unnecessary debates to divide our country." So your advice is to just ignore you. Got it.
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@CBSNews Damn, even CBS can't defend this administration.
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@_johnnymaga "OMG! DeSantis didn't talk nice about a North Korean dictator!" I honestly wasn't sure if you were a Dem attempting to sow discord on the right or not, but this tweet removes all doubt.
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@reeseonable Don't forget us angry Dads. We're doing our best too. 😃
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@Timcast Change "man calls him a bitch" to "man strangles cop" and then your post would be accurate.
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I still can't believe MAGA attacked DeSantis for having a beer.
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@Victorshi2020 You saw a poll that shows 80% of "young people" have no knowledge of the law, the Constitution or our government, and that deserves praise? I'm still convinced you're just trolling.
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@lavern_spicer Until 5 minutes ago, Jordan Neely was "homeless". Now it turns out he has more relatives than the Kennedy's
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@ChristinaPushaw I think some Republican politicians don't like DeSantis because his actions and results have destroyed one of their favorite excuses: "I wish I could change that, but it's simply not possible."
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@BillyBaldwin Bro, Florida is the 26th state to pass Constitutional Carry. The only "wild, wild west" areas are in Dem-controlled cities.
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Survived my first day of 'Constitutional Carry' in Florida. ...I won 3 gunfights, but a sneaky baker at Publix almost got me.
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@akafacehots Surprised the "security guard" didn't help him carry the stolen goods to the car.
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@RobSchneider I always thought climate change was a giant scam, but a couple of unemployed communists destroyed a multi-million dollar art piece and it has completely changed my mind.
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@BryanDGriffin @Newsweek Interesting that Newsweek is focused on Florida's 2% shortage of teachers. I'm sure there are no ulterior motives...
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@bennyjohnson Couldn't have scripted this any better. 🤣
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@TimRunsHisMouth I was 98% the lockdowns were useless, but when MSM started telling us conservative gatherings were "Mass Spreader Events", but BLM riots were "completely safe", I became 100% certain.
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@TimRunsHisMouth Texas to DC Express! This needs to be a daily sighting until Joe and the Dems secure our border.
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@SShawFL Sean is lying to his followers. "The CR approved by the Senate yesterday contains no funding for Florida’s response to Hurricane Ian."
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@ReutersPolitics Are these the same "experts" that said Hunter's laptop was "Russian disinformation"?
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@Chris_Opines The 2015-2019 Trump was a different person than the 2020-present Trump. Maybe I'm just rationalizing my past support, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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@shoveitjack @monacharen I'm just here for the ratio.
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@RNCResearch The SNL I grew up with would have had a Kamala or Joe skit every week. The skits would write themselves.
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@RepThomasMassie History will show that Rep Massie was one of the few who stood up and tried to save our Republic.
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@RepAOC The judicial branch is not subordinate to the legislative branch. Did you even attend junior high?
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@CollinRugg @ProudElephantUS "It's complete fiction, but the sentiment is important." Are you related to AOC by chance?
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@shoveitjack @libsoftiktok "She"? Look at the hands and arms...almost always a dead giveaway.
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@AndrewBatesNC @JoeBiden "two wars in eight months" Did this actually sound like praise when you were typing it?
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@PolitiBunny 1. Hire one leftist 2. Leftist rises to hiring position 3. Leftist only hires other leftists 4. Company focuses on being woke, not on profits 5. Company collapses 6. Leftists move on to another company They're worse than locusts.
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@townhallcom The only thing he got wrong was referring to Kamala Harris as "African-American". She's half Indian and half Jamaican.
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@Riley_Gaines_ @Martina Riley, thank you for having the cojones (figuratively ofc) to fight for all of our little girls and grown women.
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@catturd2 I remember when "60 Minutes", "20/20" or the NYT would hear a strange report, like 100 food processing plants mysteriously catching fire, and they'd actually go do some journalism. I miss those days.
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@amuse Two weeks ago, I saw a methhead shoplift at a CVS near my house. Three patrols (!) responded and apprehended him. I love living in Florida.
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Flashback: Joe Biden canceling all Trump EO's on his first day in office. In contrast, Gov DeSantis signed 37 new bills into law on May 11, 2023. FYI - laws can't be cancelled with a stroke of a pen.
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@robsmithonline Michael Moore (worth $30M+) developed this fake 'every-man' image long before Fetterman.
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@RepJeffries It amazes me that a person who would flunk a 6th grade US History or Civics class can get elected to congress.
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@AOC Where was your concern and tears for the massacred Jews? Some of "the squad" wearing off on you?
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@florida_grand @jaydac00 @alyss_33 @grace_lyons5 Seeing recent videos out of Portland, NYC and SF, and then seeing this video is almost too surreal to process. Defining things purely as 'good or evil' always seemed too simplistic, but I'm realizing it may actually be that simple.
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@monitoringbias "It doesn't matter if it actually happened or not, it's her truth!" This type of sentence sounds completely normal to a leftist.
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@CNN Tucker's video is currently at 56 million views. "CNN’s highest-rated show, Anderson Cooper 360, was only the 27th highest rated program on cable news with 646,000 total average viewers in May."
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@BryanDGriffin Florida scores #1 of 50 states in multiple positive categories. Florida Libs: "When will this nightmare end!"
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@ChristinaPushaw Western Leftists have finally accomplished something that hasn't been achievable for 2000 years. They managed to achieve complete harmony and unity between Christians, Muslims and Jews. Well done!
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@sppeoples Pictured: DeSantis avoiding supporters.
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@NBCNews Maybe California should set up an alert system for missing Black fathers.
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@nypost "Let me spend $70 for the delux "Princess" buffet and then bitch about it because my daughter would only eat cereal" Damn, the NY Post made me defend Disney. Congrats?
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@catturd2 So it turns out the "conspiracy theorists" were right yet again. Might be time to change the definition of that term.
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