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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

4 months

My girlfriend: I know absolutely nothing about sports but I just saw that Chiefs kicker speech, and I can tell you that he’s 100% in the closet. The internet:

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

8 months

“Hey guys, you know the overweight Serbian that we just took 41st overall? I think he might become one of the best centers of all time. We should give him #15 to make people forget that Carmelo made one conference finals while he was here before forcing a trade to leave.”

Legion Hoops

@LegionHoops

8 months

Carmelo Anthony believes the Nuggets gave Nikola Jokic the No. 15 jersey as a “petty maneuver” to “erase Melo's accomplishments”. (via @7PMinBrooklyn )

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@FixYourLife

4 months

@tenn_rich Oh shit, are you the cheerleader?!?!?

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

10 months

I can’t wait for Dave Roberts to pinch-hit a righty for Ohtani in a playoff game because an algorithm told him to.

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@FixYourLife

5 months

Doc Rivers is putting together such an outrageously bad résumé that I’m convinced he’ll one day be POTUS.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

4 months

Just remember, Republicans thought it was OK for George Floyd to be murdered because he had been convicted of 8 felonies.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

4 months

RIP to the GOAT. Not the greatest basketball player of all time, but the greatest person. Myself, @TheDirtySports and the world will never be the same.

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

4 months

Hall of Fame center Bill Walton has died of cancer, the NBA says. He was 71.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

2 months

Seems like it’d be easier to just add me to your writer’s room @NikkiGlaser

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

5 months

Poor Khloe Kardashian, first she loses her two step dads in Robert and Bruce…now she loses her real one.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

4 months

Should the greatest player of all time be in the HOF? What a dumb fucking question. Imagine asking “Should Tom Brady be in the Hall of Fame?” Btw, only one of the two people above got caught cheating. Spoiler: it wasn’t Bonds.

Baseball King

@BasebaIlKing

4 months

Do you think Barry Bonds should be in the HOF? 🤔

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

4 months

The letter K that appears after #Chiefs stands for kicker. A kicker is telling people to be masculine. A kicker is telling people to fight against emasculation. A kicker is telling people to do hard things. A fucking kicker.

JPAFootball

@jasrifootball

4 months

#Chiefs K Harrison Butker with a message to young men around the world: “Be unapologetic in your masculinity. Fight against the cultural emasculation of men. Do hard things. Never settle for what is easy.” (via: @dannydeurbina )

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

21 days

Her first play was “The Private Jet Sweep” and she thinks they should run it over & over, even if it only goes for 1 or 2 yards.

Around The NFL

@AroundTheNFL

21 days

Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes on Taylor Swift: "She’s really interested in football, and she asks a lot of great questions. Started drawing up plays. We might have to put one in.”

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

4 months

Video/outing courtesy of @sarah__bader . Follow her.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

11 months

Friends would’ve still worked if you removed any one single character from the group…except Chandler. RIP Matthew Perry, ultimate glue guy.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

3 months

If Daniel Jones is wildly overpaid, what is Trevor Lawrence?

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

3 months

Highest paid QBs in the NFL on a per-year basis: 🏈Trevor Lawrence: $55 million. 🏈Joe Burrow: $55M 🏈Jared Goff: $53M 🏈Justin Herbert: $52.5M 🏈Lamar Jackson: $52M 🏈Jalen Hurts: $51M

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

5 months

I don’t agree with Rivers “30 players” but damn are these NFL guys triggered. Antonio Gates was told he wasn’t gonna make the NBA, so he picked up a helmet for the first time since high school and waltzed into the NFL Hall of Fame.

chris long

@JOEL9ONE

5 months

NFL Training Camps are the main reason that NBA players don’t cross over

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

5 months

ALSO…with the potential that the moon gets stuck in front of the sun during today’s eclipse and stays there forever, life on earth as we know it would be over in a matter of weeks.

Dan Bartels

@DanBartels2

5 months

With a potential four-game sweep of the Braves, the Mets would jump to a game above Atlanta for 1st place in the NL East.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

3 months

Yoooo between this and PG, the Sixers are making a SERIOUS move to win the 2016 NBA title. 😆😆😆

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

3 months

Eric Gordon has agreed to a deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

5 months

Phuck Philly. Phuck Embiid. Phuck Kyle Lowry. Phuck ‘em all! Bing motherfucking bongggggg!

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

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Normally it costs Trump thousands of dollars to get pissed on by a woman this much.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

1 month

Everyone who is upset about Hawk Tuah throwing out a Mets first pitch, who didn’t say anything when I did it, is sexist…because I also famously suck.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

2 months

Are we sure it wasn’t Dick Cheney?

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

6 months

Good job with the pitch clock, @MLB …all your pitchers arms are falling off but at least you have less time to sell beer! Wait…

MLB

@MLB

6 months

The Guardians announce that RHP Shane Bieber will need UCL reconstruction surgery.

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

2 months

5 minutes after you tell your dentist: “Of course I floss everyday!”

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

5 months

NBA Twitter in a nutshell… Al Horford averaging 8/6/3 at 37: “How is he still doing it?!?!?” LeBron averaging 26/7/8 at 39: “Bum!”

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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

3 months

November is National Veteran & Military Families Month. Neither @charliekirk11 nor @RealCandaceO knows that, because they don’t actually care about veterans. They just want to use vets for clout.

Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11

3 months

Candace Owens: “You mean to tell me that our veterans get one day and the LGBTQ-neverending alphabet community gets an entire month?" @RealCandaceO @TPAction_ #PEOPLES2025

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