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Fat Toasty

5 years

I’m starting to feel like that kid from the 6th Sense - I see City fans at every Big Cup Final but people keep telling me they don’t exist 😳👻 #iseeBluepeople #Mancity @SteTudor123 @PrestwichBlue @CitySection

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2 years

Some Liverpool fans taking a break from singing ‘Lizzy’s in a box’ and ‘Ooh ahh up The Ra’ songs to complain about some City fans singing ‘Murderers’ songs is the most Liverpool thing you’ll see all year. 🙃

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Fans having a go at Foden’s mum ….. A woman who raised a generational talent…. A woman willing to go toe to toe with a gang of lads threatening her son ….. a woman who gets punched by some bloke …then goes back for more. Be very different if she was a bloke. 🤔 #FEARLESS

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@goatersmotors Mate get a life … It’s not easy being a physical specimen who’s supremely talented and been given the best of everything from the moment someone saw he could kick a ball….

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4 years

Fresh hope for Kim-Jong Un after Trump sends medical aid 💉 #KimJongUn #TrumpIsALaughingStock

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2 years

If you add Paul Pogba at £100 million to Lukaku at £100 million and then throw in a Dembele, Coutinho and Hazard ….. you can really start to see how City are ruining football 🙃

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4 years

@niallmoran_ 11 men in front of the ball, 30 yards out, time running out ..... only a win will do ..... 🚀

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2 months

Some great financial doping in the build up …. A beautiful disguised payment into the front man… And a killer off the books related party sponsorship to finish. City’s fault all of it. 😩

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2 years

The hardest opponent City have faced this season ……

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3 years

Two games …. Two soft penalties and two completely different headlines in today’s Times. #Noagenda

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2 months

Walker to De Bruuuuuuuyne …

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1 year

Runs towards the ball …. Actually feints … dummies to shoot …. Hovers over the ball … shields it 5 yards in front of the keeper …. And still not offside? Make it make sense 😩

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4 months

City fans arriving in work today….

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@FatToasty

5 years

Tomorrow’s BBC Cup Final Countdown: 12am -Squad price comparisons 1pm - Elton John’s road to fame 2pm - Liverpool Cup win’s of the 80’s 3pm - Panorama Human rights investigation 4pm- The road to Madrid / Baku 5pm - Anthems played over a video montage of Wigan’s FA Cup win.

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5 months

Nobody talking about how a young City player decided to stay on his feet and score rather than go down for the penalty…. 🤔 @B_Fernandes8

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2 years

Ex-England cricketer Mike Gatting thinks that City’s 2012 Title win against QPR should be investigated …… 🙃

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2 years

Arsenal Away 🍞

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4 years

If Kevin De Bruyne was a golf shot 😍 #AVLMCI

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4 years

Merson’s right..... what Klopp’s done in spending £65 million on a goalkeeper, £75 million on a centre back, £52 million on Keita, £45 million on Fabinho, £35 million on an Ox and £10 million on a Scottish Rat has been nothing short of miraculous on a shoestring budget 🙃

Anfield Edition

@AnfieldEdition

4 years

Paul Merson: “Klopp’s the best. He could take Rotherham through the divisions and make them a Premier League club, given time. “Guardiola can’t do that. He needs £80m or £90m players to make his system work. Klopp doesn’t. It’s a massive achievement, what he’s built.”

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2 years

@fesshole Tell me you’re Miguel Delaney without telling me you’re Miguel Delaney

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5 years

Wayne Hennessy’s sat at home wondering why they’re all trying to grab the attention of the waiter. 😳

🔴⚪️Gooner Kev⚪️🔴

@kevdavis736

5 years

Name n shame these poor excuses of human beings 😡😡😡 #BULENG #kickitout

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5 years

Just overheard the best definition of Football History ever on the Tram. ‘Dad, why have Liverpool got 5 European Cups?’ ‘Because they won ‘em all in the 70s and 80s when everyone in Europe was disabled after the war.’ 😳

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4 years

The cost of football 2020 (Dad and son) A) Wolves £100 H) Sheff United £60 H) Everton £60 A)United away £50 (left him at home) H) Palace £50 A) Sheff United £100 H) United £60 H) Madrid tickets £70 Wembley tickets £90 each (£180) - Travel £150 £880 total ...for one month 😫

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4 years

Miguel Delaney..... Matthew Syed ...... Bayern Munich ..... Der Spiegel ....... That bloke pretending to be a human rights lawyer ...... your boys have take One hellllllllllova beating 😂

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1 year

20,000 fans ramshackle stadium in the middle of nowhere No beer 4 hours before kick off Blazing sunshine Crammed like animals through tiny gates Flooded toilets gridlocked car parks Missed flights Zero trouble… no arrests…no wall to wall TV coverage. Meanwhile …😕

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4 years

Happy 30th Anniversary. 🚀

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2 years

Police have launched a special investigation to see what Manchester City did to Andy Hinchcliffe

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2 years

@ellewasamistake velma: this man has been dressing up as a ghost and haunting the amusement park at night judge: what business is it of yours how a man wants to dress and the amusement park is old enough to look after itself

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2 years

Could Cole Palmer be any more Mancunian 🤔

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5 years

De Bruyne unplayable .... Mahrez brilliant and a 3-1 win over a team unbeaten in 9 games..... so what do The Times decide to go with as a headline? 🙄

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1 year

‘A second shuttle bus has managed to exit the Atatürk car park’ 🚌

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2 years

Can’t help thinking that United fans had it right about Liverpool fans all those years 🤔 #absolutebellends

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5 years

Where were you when you were shit?

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5 years

Alan Brazil commentating on City May 2000 - ‘what a support this club have got ...they had 28,000 last year - amazing’. Alan Brazil and the rest of the Troll sport w @nkers 2019 - City are a plastic Club, they only took 28,000 fans to Wembley. The North Remembers 👊🏼 @SteTudor123

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4 years

Is this the most devastating attack yet on London statues? 🤔 #ARSCITY #Foden #ArsMci #statues #WednesdayThoughts

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5 years

Joint statement protesting prices of major final - from clubs with fans who were happy to laugh at City not selling out Wembley semi final because of extortionate prices. 🤔

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Joint statement by Liverpool and Spurs supporters trusts, protesting rip-off flight and hotel prices for the Champions League final in Madrid, and “extortionate” Uefa ticket prices.

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2 months

How bad are United when they’re sending 5678 tickets back to Wembley for an FA Cup Semi Final?? 🤔 That’s how these things work isn’t it?

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5 years

Sterling and Gomez square up.... All morning on Talksport Sterling has an attitude problem. Sterling’s a bad apple Sterling has issues with Liverpool players Sterling has a temper What about Gomez being a f @cking wind up merchant who got his comeuppance? 🤔

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5 months

Liverpool team coach arrives at Anfield ….

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2 years

Liverpool’s next ten fixtures: Watford (h) Norwich (a) Burnley (h) Norwich (h) Brentford (h) Norwich (h) Watford (h) Brighton (h) Burnley (h) Man City (a) 😕

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4 years

Can’t wait to see how the British Press celebrate their own Champions beating the biggest Club in the World in their own back yard 🤔

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1 year

On my arse money wise but after 40 years watching City … Man and boy … home and away … I realised I had to do everything to get a ticket for Istanbul so I didn’t have to listen to that c @nt Steve Mcmannaman on @btsport ✈️

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5 years

Calls for FBI to re-open Kennedy assassination case after City players spotted on grassy knoll @PrestwichBlue #investigatemancity

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3 years

Was every single ex-Manchester City player busy today? 🤔

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4 years

Wasn’t so long ago a lot of people wondered why we’d signed another 33 year old with no legs. 🤔

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4 years

Sheff Wednesday fans singing ‘where were you when you were shit?’ in a half empty stadium has to be one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen 😳

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5 years

Steals a cheeky kiss..... ... if it’s OK....the name’s Oleksandr Zinchenko and I play for Ukraine. ....if it’s not ...the name’s Kevin and I play for Belgium. 🇹🇩🇺🇦

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7 months

Nice one @Liverpool fans... No damage done, but got home last night and found I was one nail short for my flat pack Ikea wardrobe. Anyone else get anything stolen by Liverpool fans, or just this one? It's no drama in this if you want to kick off about it, but it did happen. 😩

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5 years

Rodri’s first ten games in a City shirt 🔥

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4 years

The Vet likened the operation to ‘pulling the British Media out of Jürgen Klopp’s arse’ 👊🏼🐍 🍩

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4 years

RIP Frank Swift and everyone who else who died Munich, Feb 6th 1958. 376 Man City appearances 37 England Caps

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2 years

Steve McManaman should be at home taking notes from Ally McCoist’s co-commentary …. Knowledgable, unbiased and passionate every time. #FACup

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5 years

City score 8.... Bernardo bags a hat-trick and De Bruyne puts on a masterclass .... But how good was this guy? .... He’s only 23, he’s only just started and we’ve got him for 5 years at least 😳 🧯💦🔥

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9 months

Be interesting to see the headlines after Newcastle’s 8-0 win ….

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2 years

Anfield South 😕

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1 year

‘Disgraced TV star and rumoured childhood Manchester City fan Rolf Harris dies aged 93’ Jonathan Liew - The Guardian

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@FatToasty

5 years

And if Liverpool gave Everton all of their Premier League Trophy’s they’d still have none.

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4 months

This video was generated using OpenAI’s powerful new Sora text-to-video model. Prompt: Show me examples of fouls that would lead to a Liverpool penalty when playing at Anfield - But make the shirts blue.

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4 years

If we’re all erasing stuff from History now, can someone please do something about Steve McMannaman wearing a City shirt 🤔🤞🏻 #wednesdaymorning #StatuesMustFall

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4 years

Choose Inflatable Bananas, Choose brick dodging in Stoke, choose boiling hot chicken Balti pies and Helen ringing her bell. Choose last day relegations, promotions and Title wins. Choose last minute winners, invisible fans and proper history Choose City, choose life 🚀 #MCIRMA

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2 years

Gary Neville using Monday night football as a platform to get rid of City’s owners and strip us of everything we’ve won over the last twenty years 😕

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5 months

City fans to Everton …… ‘One charge … You’ve only got one Charge’ …. Chant of the year surely? 🤔

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2 years

City fans will honour Raheem Sterling’s time at the Club by shouting ‘Awwwww F @cking hell Raheem… My Gran could have scored that’ on the 9th, 27th 42nd and 65th minutes during tonight’s game with Chelsea. #Respect

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5 years

Spot the odd one out: A) Throwing flares at children B) shameless diving C) snotting on injured opponents D) Emotional tribute commemorating 30 year anniversary of football’s worst tragedy. Answer: D because it’s the only one to make Monday’s papers.

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3 years

Joint first person on the moon ..... Buzz Aldrin 🌚🥈

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5 years

City have players in the stands singing like fans .... United have players on the pitch playing like fans 🙃

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4 years

33,000 City fans travel to Wembley for the 16th time in the last 10 years. sandwiched between Real Madrid home and Away Still in the FA Cup and the prospect of two more Wembley visits and this is what Alyson Rudd, wealthy Times journalist, chooses to highlight. 🙄

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3 years

A long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away .......

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2 years

@TheFigen Peter Walton in the studio says no penalty and a yellow card for diving 😕

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4 years

How does Harry Maguire get into the England team ahead of Steph Houghton?

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1 year

Community Shield idea - Instead of Wembley and bleeding us dry during a cost of living crisis & putting money in London’s pockets - we work with MCR bars to make it our day in Town - live screenings, a tenner on the door for local charities. Who’d be up for it? Retweet for yes 💪🏻

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2 years

But it’s City who are masters of the tactical foul 🤔

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5 years

A few conclusions from yesterday’s game: - % of City fans can’t enjoy a great game of football unless we win - City are affected by injuries just like everyone else - City are now everyone’s biggest game of the season - Social Media can be toxic Nothing’s over in September

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2 years

Chelsea at Home …. City’s Joy Division tearing Cockneys apart again 🍞 #MANCHESTER #cfc #city #jimbeglin #chelseafc #ManCity

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5 years

Stick a City Shirt on Boris and he’d get a lifetime ban for this 😳

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4 years

ITV can’t keep 20 sunbathers safe for a few weeks but the Premier League want to stage 200 football matches? 🤔 #ProjectRestart

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3 years

@StatmanDave

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4 months

United set to be stripped of the ‘Delayed City winning the Title by a week’ Title after Paul Pogba verdict ….

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4 years

Coming soon to a courtroom near you 👊🏼 #UEFA #ChampionsLeague

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4 years

Martin Tyler stopping just short of begging UEFA to ban City for two years 😳

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4 years

United and Liverpool fans head for Twitter ...... ⛑ #ChampionsLeague

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4 years

Manchester City carry out suspicious medical tests on kidnapped boy in Coronavirus hotspot. Source : Miguel Delaney, freelance comedy writer.

City Report

@cityreport_

4 years

Ferran Torres is undergoing his #ManCity medical in Barcelona due to the mandatory quarantine restrictions imposed on those entering the United Kingdom. [via @diarioas ]

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2 years

Not looking forward to Royalists flooding Twitter later with how their Parade was bigger than City’s 😕

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@FatToasty

5 years

Typical City .... 82,000 through the gates for a women’s game and a testimonial but we’ve got no fans 🙄

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3 years

McManaman ... you can’t give a penalty if it’s going wide 😂😂😂

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4 years

Manchester City vs West Ham called off after an overnight deluge of raw sewage from the mouth of Paul Merson.

Manchester City vs West Ham off as Storm Ciara hits UK

Storm Ciara wreaks havoc in UK as Premier League & WSL football, Womens Six Nations, Super League and racing all affected

www.skysports.com

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5 years

BT Sport Translation app for the Champions League Final: Dancer - Diver Big man - Most expensive defender in the world Coaching genius - Serial runner up Unrivalled Passion - Football fans singing History - Ancient History Hope this helps. #COYS

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3 years

Scott Carson signing autographs in Middleton Arndale

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5 years

Ronaldo ruled out for 6 months after suffering a badly bruised ego in last night’s Nations Cup final. #Bernardo #ManoftheMatch

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4 years

You’re the referee - what happens next? A) A penalty to the attacking team B) A penalty to the attacking team and a red card C) Wave play on pretend you haven’t seen anything, ignore VAR and cash in your betting slip on the way home? 🤔

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3 years

@dewhirstVN Tell you what’s more bizarre … the fact a player can repeatedly throw himself in front of the legs of a defender … fall over and then be awarded a penalty. I say cheating the media say clever … until it’s Sterling and then it’s cheating again 🙃

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2 years

If KDB scores a hat-trick with his right foot in the second half he might get 3rd in the Player of the year behind Salah and Mané 🙃

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4 years

City v Leicester always an excuse to show the greatest goal ever scored by a Manchester City centre back ....... until .... 🤔 #BeMoreKernaghan #Alan

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4 years

The boys / girls in Blue never give in 🙏

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4 years

@RNewall2 100 per cent - that was an old school atmosphere tonight... always felt that if they got one back we’d be f @cked , place was a bastard cauldron.

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1 year

"The relationship was unwise, but not illegal."

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3 years

Martin Tyler doesn’t even try and hide his shit anymore ..... Cancelo didn’t come cheap ..... LLoris nearly saved the penalty .... Jesus should have been booked .... blah .... blah .... f @cking blah ..... 😫

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4 years

Ingrid Bergman wearing City’s third kit in Casablanca .... here’s looking at you kid 👍🏼 #SaturdayMorning

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4 years

How can Muhammad Ali be the best boxer ever?..look at him...he’s dead. How can Alex Ferguson be a great manager?..done f @ck all for the last few years. Who says Nelson Mandela was a good man?..you seen the state of South Africa recently? Paul Merson - The world’s Biggest C @nt

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

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🗣 - "How is he the best manager in the world? They're 2⃣2⃣ points behind!" Merse doesn't hold back in a passionate rant about Pep Guardiola! 👀

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