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seducer of vegetables. 118 fairly won trophies 🏆 😎 Hun puppeteer.

Joined August 2023
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3 months
Just let 4 orange bastards park in my driveway for 40 quid . I've parked my long wheelbase transit van in front of my driveway and I'm off to Skegness for a week. See you on the 13th ya pallet burning, majorette stick wielding nonces.
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
Your dad can't get you at the weekend son, he's throwing a majorette stick around like a fukin fanny . He still loves you though.
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@FaeTheYY
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2 months
If yer Scottish and celebrating England getting to a final you are an absolute dildo. 😂
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@FaeTheYY
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Lets do a thread of false hun hope . Your input is welcome .
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
Why tattoo the tempory pedestrians barriers in anaw ? 😂😂😂
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4 months
Beautiful 😍
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
9.5 . Gave me one of the best years I've had supporting celtic.
@thegersnewshub
Rangers F.C. News
4 months
How would you rate Philippe Clement’s first season on a scale of 1-10?
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@FaeTheYY
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5 months
I've leathered plenty of huns but never at 30000 feet . Respect to the big man for joining the mile high club.
@Carrick_Girl
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5 months
What a start to a holiday 🙊
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@FaeTheYY
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6 months
Open to serious offers. Billy mcneill match worn European Cup final shirt from 1967 .
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
Absolutely glorious.
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
Saved the biggest doughnut for last . Hope this banger is up all night raging 😂😂 watch right till the end 😭😭😭
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@FaeTheYY
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@FaeTheYY
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This makes me laugh every time I see it
@Bricky67_
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Derby weekend.
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@FaeTheYY
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3 months
Imagine putting cal mac calling him a shitebag in his reel 😂😂😂
@Trabzonspor
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3 months
Hoş geldin Borna Barisic 🤝🏻
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4 months
My favourite thing about rodgers is he can find loads of ways of saying get it up ye rangers without actually saying it.
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
They daft bastards genuinely thought they were winning this league . 😂😂😂
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@FaeTheYY
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9 months
How has no one noticed this ? 😳
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
Point 2 of a mile from where the brave union bears screamed St families queuing up to enter pubs . 😂😂😂
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@FaeTheYY
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As a white British male , I've shat all over the country . In bushes , lanes and abandoned car parks. If ye need to go ye need to go. I find the fact that no one is wondering why an adult has taken a picture of a child doing a shite .
@EuropeInvasionn
Europe Invasion
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Muslim woman and child in Colindale, London. They're shitting on our civilization.
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Joe Hart coming for a corner
@fasc1nate
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In 1973 Amar Bharati lifted his right hand in the air and has held it up for the last 50 years.
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A fanny actually phoned my work because I threw a quaver out to a crow at the lights. A fukin quaver . Not a packet. A single quaver , which was ate in seconds by said hungry crow. That's the level of absolute dildos yer dealing with.
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@FaeTheYY
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My mate does the juke boxes in the Glasgow pubs . He switched penny arcade with the soldier song in the louden today. Apparently someone went to play penny arcade and the soldier song came on causing a fist fight. There's footage of said fight on social media. What a bhoy he is.
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I hope the perverts that like title races are having fun. I'd rather win it by 20 points every year for the rest of my life . Done by Halloween and spend thecseason gloating is the way to do it.
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@FaeTheYY
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Fuckin delicious 😂😂😂.
@MichaelCeltic18
Michael Celtic
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Sevco players wives/sisters turning their backs when Celtic are presented with the Scottish cup 🤣🤣🏆🏆🙌💚🍀💚
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@FaeTheYY
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Jimmy Bell was a bigoted laundrette worker.
@DownTheSlope1
Down The Slope
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Trigger an entire SPFL club’s fanbase with a single sentence.
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
The biggest Diddy out the lot here.
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@FaeTheYY
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10 months
Over a huns skull
@NnatMmac
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If you don’t have a corkscrew, how would you open a bottle of wine?
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@FaeTheYY
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1 year
For sale . Jimmy "jinky" Johnstone match worn shirt from the 1967 euro Cup final versus inter Milan. Serious offers only please
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@FaeTheYY
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9 months
He's fuuuuuuming 😂😂😂
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@FaeTheYY
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9 months
Big man has remembered his password again. 😂😂😂😂👍
@philippe_clemnt
Philippe Clement
9 months
Good victory yesterday to kick-off 2024! Now a short break to come back stronger!! 👊🏻🔴⚪️🔵
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9 months
Just sent a 4 man squad for a drugs and alcohol test. The smell of drink from them was unbelievable. Its purely coincidence that 4 if them were at the game yesterday. I've no issues with happy huns . Hope that champagne was worth your job . I will be contacting cscs too.
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@FaeTheYY
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4 months
Just been given the contract to do the groundwork and foundations for this Walter smith statue. Gonna bury a celtic scarf under it with some holy water.
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4 months
Me waking into a hun infested workplace tomorrow morning .
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First hun I seen this morning in work started the sectarian abuse and got overly excited talking about CA. Had to lay him out . He called the police and the officer who turned up was a celtic fan and arrested the hun for breach . Sore face and a Tuesday court date .
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@FaeTheYY
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Mentality and determination winners 2024 😭😭😭😭
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If that pair of dildos sell out the hydro the country should be nuked
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@FaeTheYY
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7 months
If motherwell take full points at ibrox I will give everyone who likes this tweet a Diddy ride .
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😂😂😂😂😂
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This boy must feel like a massive dildo every time he sees this picture
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Leave ye with this belter . Up the celtic. Up the RA .
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@FaeTheYY
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6 months
Imagine getting utterly spanked on a sat night in an industrial estate wearing blue n red tights er yer head. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The stand is sinking. This is the reason behind the works. I broke this story mid season. Oh how they laughed.....
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
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BREAKING! Rangers face month-long Ibrox eviction as panicking chiefs in venue scramble after stadium work cock-up
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@FaeTheYY
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You will always have the memories of cantwell taking the bottle of water off hatate. You fukin losers 😂😂😂👍
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Aura rangers are shite 🤣🤣
@RidvanLoyal
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Aura.
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Oh ye cannae shove the goalie in the boax 🎶 🎵
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Let 2 jambos park in my driveway. Charged them 30 quid . I'm off to seaton sands for 5 night and I've parked my long wheel based transit in front of the driveway. Enjoy the glasgow to Edinburgh bus ya diet hun cunts.
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I'd like to thank pope johnpaul the second for coming to Glasgow in 1982 .
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@FaeTheYY
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9 months
Ah , the 2nd of January tomorrow. The day these cunts demand the ultimate respect .
@P1872__
Philippe
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Jock Stein X Wickedest Baseline
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@FaeTheYY
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My cousin works for castore and he was telling me that him and another celtic supporting worker diluted the glue that holds the transfers onto the shirts . 40 percent of them have been taken back already .
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@FaeTheYY
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🤔
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@Nightowl_10
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You dont need to do much to get a statue at that place🤷🏻‍♂️
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One of the, if not the thickest hun currently on the books.
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
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"Nothing to report" Alex Rae quizzed on James Tavernier's future following Trabzonspor's bid for the Rangers captain.
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@FaeTheYY
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Ibrox won't see a game this side of Xmas. Bookmark this tweet .
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@FaeTheYY
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This clip lasted about 5 minutes. What a strange man . Give him a listen 😂😂😂
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@FaeTheYY
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Just witnessed 3 aberdeen fans walking out of the offsales on aitken head Road and being attacked by 5 huns . The 3 boys gained their composure and knocked utter fuk out of the 5 hun animals. The whole street cheered .
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2024 and butland is being forced out of the club as he's married a non protestant. Grim .
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@FaeTheYY
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I know when the huns went bust lots of us would rather they didn't darken our doorway ever again going under whatever name they came up with , I was the same but .....it is kinda joyful watching them struggle along year by year with next to no hope . It must be killing the fans .
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Nice angle x
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@FaeTheYY
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Get yer poor boy trainers that aren't ready for the bin and a clean pair of shorts you clatty upside down mouthed cunt .
@_TF93
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Enjoyed that, onto them papish dogs next week Rangers.
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@FaeTheYY
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Are we equal on trophies won now ? 😂😂😂😂
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@KensingtonRoyal
The Prince and Princess of Wales
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Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months. Wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day. C 📸 The Prince of Wales, 2024
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I could leather tommy Robinson in a square go. Absolutely no contest.
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If you can find a negative in signing kasper Schmeichel then you are one negative bastard. 😂
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You could smoke cigarettes in hospitals when this picture was taken 😭😭😭
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@Scottyg09182469 Laughing at the OO isn't being offended. 😂😂😂👍
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@FuckBeale
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He called him a bead rattler. I know the guy standing 4 feet away.
@rmacl1872
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Barasic wtf
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Ally mcoist is an unbearable orange bastard.
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Cunts fae east Kilbride have leathered the union bears . Cringe 😂😂😂
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4 months
Had a progress meeting regarding the subsidence at ibrox. The chat is james bisgrove jumped ship because the final bill of £7 million is overdue and there is no way they can pay it as well as pretend to rebuild the squad. Bleak times ahead for the grizzlies.
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Let 2 aberdeen fans park in my driveway. Gave then a few beers I had in the garage, cracked a few ian durrant jokes and moved my long wheelbase transit van out the way. Nice ghuys .
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Celtic back 4
@decentpatter
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Pass
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Just realising I'm not half way through my hun bookmarks yet .
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Let 2 huns Park in my driveway tonight . Parked my long wheelbase transit in front of the drive and I'm off to Cambodia for 3 days . See you Sunday morning you silly hun bastards x .
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6 months
Thought rangers didn't claim ww2 titles ? 😂😂😂👍
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 huns have just laid flowers at ibrox for administration day 😭😭😭
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@FaeTheYY
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8 months
Clearly caused by the subsidence in the main stand . I spoke of this last year. This is now the signs starting to appear. Full stadium closure before the seasons done . Bookmark this tweet .👍
@STVSport
STV Sport
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Rangers’ Ibrox stadium is among the Scottish football stadiums which have been left damaged by Storm Isha.
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@j_bizBrown_oldE
old english 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Happy Birthday to one of our country’s most Solid Patriots 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra #EnemyoftheState
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If by annoyed you mean laughing at then you got me . I'm fuming
@BR3Loyal
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That will annoy all the right people.👌🏼🇬🇧
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Probably the most relaxed ive been watching celtic play rangers . Men against boys . Rangers are utter dog shit .
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1 million people have seen these tubes bite at nonsense. One million.
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Kick off delayed in huns game as there's thousands of fake tickets in circulation causing massive queues and there has been brawls breaking out over the perimeter of the stadium. Good luck to anyone who lives near hampden park come the start of the season. Bears fleecing bears😪
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Another one celtic had in the building and farted about for the sake of a few quid
@ManUtdMania_
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I’ve genuinely got a feeling #MUFC could land Ivan Toney on deadline day you know.. Would you take him at United? 🤔
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A guy from work is at that night with clement. He's just messaged me . Apparently clement has broken down on stage . He's left the stage in tears.
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My gaffer has had a call regarding my online behaviour. He read my tweets and pulled me into the office. He's given me a wage rise and told me to keep up the good work. Fuk the huns x
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2 old huns about 50 coming out of the pub there. One tried to clap the dog and said does he bite ? I said he only bites huns . The old boy tried to kick larsson so I knocked the old goat clean out . His mate hobbled away . Hoping winter takes him before I see him again.
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Why does a noise up always come back to weans getting abused? Can they no just laugh along or think .....that jokes been done, its shite and just get on with the day . Absolutely mental bastards 😭
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@_TF93
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When the Gers go up to lift the Scottish Cup..
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Two of twitters "most popular" rangers accounts have been in touch and asked me to stop with the noising up of simple rangers fans . both said its making the support in general look daft.After lengthy discussions I've agreed to tone it down. Hands across the barricades stuff x
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6 months
That video of the hun being force fed a poodles shite is grim man. Poor cunt 😂😂😂😂
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@FaeTheYY
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3 months
Yer locked up in jail and some tart is making time go quicker by riding the months away and ye film it and stick yersel in. 🤦‍♂️
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