Just let 4 orange bastards park in my driveway for 40 quid . I've parked my long wheelbase transit van in front of my driveway and I'm off to Skegness for a week. See you on the 13th ya pallet burning, majorette stick wielding nonces.
As a white British male , I've shat all over the country . In bushes , lanes and abandoned car parks. If ye need to go ye need to go. I find the fact that no one is wondering why an adult has taken a picture of a child doing a shite .
A fanny actually phoned my work because I threw a quaver out to a crow at the lights. A fukin quaver . Not a packet. A single quaver , which was ate in seconds by said hungry crow. That's the level of absolute dildos yer dealing with.
My mate does the juke boxes in the Glasgow pubs . He switched penny arcade with the soldier song in the louden today. Apparently someone went to play penny arcade and the soldier song came on causing a fist fight. There's footage of said fight on social media. What a bhoy he is.
I hope the perverts that like title races are having fun. I'd rather win it by 20 points every year for the rest of my life . Done by Halloween and spend thecseason gloating is the way to do it.
Just sent a 4 man squad for a drugs and alcohol test. The smell of drink from them was unbelievable. Its purely coincidence that 4 if them were at the game yesterday. I've no issues with happy huns . Hope that champagne was worth your job . I will be contacting cscs too.
Just been given the contract to do the groundwork and foundations for this Walter smith statue. Gonna bury a celtic scarf under it with some holy water.
First hun I seen this morning in work started the sectarian abuse and got overly excited talking about CA. Had to lay him out . He called the police and the officer who turned up was a celtic fan and arrested the hun for breach . Sore face and a Tuesday court date .
Let 2 jambos park in my driveway. Charged them 30 quid . I'm off to seaton sands for 5 night and I've parked my long wheel based transit in front of the driveway. Enjoy the glasgow to Edinburgh bus ya diet hun cunts.
My cousin works for castore and he was telling me that him and another celtic supporting worker diluted the glue that holds the transfers onto the shirts . 40 percent of them have been taken back already .
Just witnessed 3 aberdeen fans walking out of the offsales on aitken head Road and being attacked by 5 huns . The 3 boys gained their composure and knocked utter fuk out of the 5 hun animals. The whole street cheered .
I know when the huns went bust lots of us would rather they didn't darken our doorway ever again going under whatever name they came up with , I was the same but .....it is kinda joyful watching them struggle along year by year with next to no hope . It must be killing the fans .
Had a progress meeting regarding the subsidence at ibrox. The chat is james bisgrove jumped ship because the final bill of £7 million is overdue and there is no way they can pay it as well as pretend to rebuild the squad. Bleak times ahead for the grizzlies.
Let 2 aberdeen fans park in my driveway. Gave then a few beers I had in the garage, cracked a few ian durrant jokes and moved my long wheelbase transit van out the way. Nice ghuys .
Let 2 huns Park in my driveway tonight . Parked my long wheelbase transit in front of the drive and I'm off to Cambodia for 3 days . See you Sunday morning you silly hun bastards x .
Clearly caused by the subsidence in the main stand . I spoke of this last year. This is now the signs starting to appear. Full stadium closure before the seasons done . Bookmark this tweet .👍
Kick off delayed in huns game as there's thousands of fake tickets in circulation causing massive queues and there has been brawls breaking out over the perimeter of the stadium. Good luck to anyone who lives near hampden park come the start of the season. Bears fleecing bears😪
My gaffer has had a call regarding my online behaviour. He read my tweets and pulled me into the office. He's given me a wage rise and told me to keep up the good work. Fuk the huns x
2 old huns about 50 coming out of the pub there. One tried to clap the dog and said does he bite ? I said he only bites huns . The old boy tried to kick larsson so I knocked the old goat clean out . His mate hobbled away . Hoping winter takes him before I see him again.
Why does a noise up always come back to weans getting abused? Can they no just laugh along or think .....that jokes been done, its shite and just get on with the day . Absolutely mental bastards 😭
Two of twitters "most popular" rangers accounts have been in touch and asked me to stop with the noising up of simple rangers fans . both said its making the support in general look daft.After lengthy discussions I've agreed to tone it down. Hands across the barricades stuff x