Church drummers will never be on choir uniform and when they eventually do, you'd know it was forced.
From the sagging tie to unbuttoned buttons to the shirt fly out 😂😂😂
I'm gonna tell you everything as much as I know you're telling me everything.
If you can't tell me some things, I realise there some things I should or can't tell you too.
ENDORSED!!!! 😭😭😭
There's always a lack of sync and rhythm in the body parts.
And oh how they'd argue that they're bussing it down (in their head obviously)
Especially when you're in love with them, it's a funny and not funny sight cos how can't you dance???
I’ve watched my husband dance countless times and here’s my conclusion;
Tall people should be banned from dancing and if they try to evade the ban, arrest them!!!😭😂
I'm so sorry to everyone who received a link from me.
My account was hacked.
I'm seeing my dms and some of you are angry at me, Pls I'm sorry.
I'm back Sha 😭
King. Saviour. Deliverer. Son of God. Heir. Brother. Lamb. Lion. Coming again. Who was is, and is come. Provider. Protector. Intercessor. Died and Rose. Sanctifying and Cleansing Blood. High Priest. The Bridge. The Trinity. Counsellor. Healer. WHO'S JESUS?
#Jesus
I get jealous of women with small brezz.
You can literally wear anything 😩
I can't go get something outside my father's house with just a tee.
Picking a beach wear is ghetto.
Big brezz is not a flex, let's not lie women!
Men just make it so.
No one will understand this struggle except a pastor's kid also.. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!!!
These stories don't even scratch it enough! AT ALL!! Take it from someone who comes from a lineage and family of pastors.
'Good' doesnt happen to you just cos you're a good person.
'Bad' won't happen just cos you're a bad person.
Bad stuff happen to good people,ALOT!
Yunno outrageously good things happen to bad people.
Dare to be a bad person today!
Stay Wicked honey!
Yoruba is such a classic language 😊
'okan yi oni bale' means you won't have peace of mind but we're saying 'your mind won't touch floor' as a trend which technically mean same.
Happens everytime, when you translate slangs literally, it still make sense.
Proud moment!
43. Have you ever gone on a vacation/ to the beach ⛱️ /a picnic /a field trip/ a tour/ mountain climbing ⛰️ /Sky diving/ wedding or any event you really had fun in? Share pictures or videos of it.
My friend
@ola__music
has been called the younger brother of
@anendlessocean_
alot on WhatsApp cos the resemblance choke 😂
I said I was gonna cast it on this app so this is me 😊
NB: my friend adores AEO, I know AEO cos of him.
My friend writes and plays the guitar too.
That video where the guy and his homie on a boat and the phone fell into the water, then a hand gave it back to him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve been thinking about that video and laughing Anyhow 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I and this guy have been cool on the tweets and stuff.
Good conversations..
I heard his voice and I just can't!!!!
😂😂😭😭
Why doesn't he sound like I thought he does in his tweets fgs 😂😂😂
No matter how much I like you, find you attractive and already imagining a life together with you, I'd never chase you.
I'D NEVER CHASE A MAN.
If you can't chase me, why would or why should I?
One of the reasons I can't bring myself to forgive cheating is the 'what do you take me for' question.
A fool?
Don't get horny?
Fine man no dey enter my eye?
I feel like holding my body?
What do you take me for exactly? 😂😂
I just remembered I used to wear boyfriend abi mum jeans in high school and I remember
@__deshola__
laughing at me everytime I did.
NGL, I loved that Jean cos I was gifted from the abroad.
She called it kembe 😭
Look at everyone wearing kembe now 😒💀
“How much should I send”
“I sent you some money”
“Do you want me to send you money”
“I booked your ticket for Friday,I miss you”
“What should I buy when coming”
“I miss you”
“You make me happy”
“ I love you”
“Hugs”
Eye contact
I read books alot but I haven't read the popular books.
Achebe. Chimamanda. Nora Roberts.
I know it's sad and I'm missing out.
But I don't just read books, I have a reason for every book I read and it's never to be in vogue, trendy or just for fun.
Give me a reason and I'd read.
You said 'escape', who chased you? Men who sexualise?
Then define 'Sexualized' cos you're being a fuvking retard of a woman.
Keeper of intelligent men that don't sexualise.
Olodo health care worker.
I haven't been putting so much thoughts to my outfits but the comments >>>
Especially today's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I'm a fine babe but when my fits does its magic, another beauty level unlocked 😂
I'm never showing assets too,. dayuummm!!!
Get everybody out!!!
I'm too hot!!!!!
Randomly thinking, I realise Music has been part of my favorite memories of people I dated.
I dated a music producer and he'd always send beats and loops and stuff he made to me first.
Any comment I gave was what he'd get when he asks people, good or bad (got good ears BTW 😁)
Men with full beards look cute till I gotta kiss one.
Then I have a fear for hair 💀
I believe I'd swallow a strand and I'd choke and die 🙂
That's why I don't date them.
First Borns Are Selfless
First Borns Are Hard Woking
First Borns Are Supportive
First Borns Are Strong
First Borns Are Generous & Kind
First Borns Are Reliable
First Borns Are Understanding
First Borns Are Full Of Wisdom
Appreciate First Borns & Send Them Money,They Need It.
Everytime I did this, I always had to eat it all cos I never concentrate on the reading 😂
Just eat it all and read.
When I think I need something to munch, I end the reading, I can't go on again 😂😩
Is it that you people are single or you're hiding your babes?????
😭😭😭
Una no dey wish una babes happy gf day ni???
Bf day will come na, these ladies will cast all of you.
😂😂😂😂
I genuinely prefer I'm cooking for him and he walks in and hugs me from the back and pecks me.
A little chat.
Slaps my ass as he walks away to freshen up while I prepare the table.
The only reason I canor do dumps is cos I use an android.
All of una dey use iPhone... Clear and dope pictures.
Who am I?
I'm team Samsung but who am I still? 😂