Lefty dogooder liberal elite tofu-eating wokerati snowflake remoaner anti-growth coalition blob-Apparently
1 of 50 million Britons who did not vote for brexit
Gary Lineker played for 16 years without getting a single yellow or red card
Rishi Sunak was fined twice in a year by police for breaking the law
Suella Braverman broke the ministerial code on multiple occasions
#GaryGate
#MOTDboycott
#ToriesOut247
#FreedomOfSpeech
#BBCBias
The Sun, a "newspaper" that printed photos of 16 yr old schoolgirls in their underpants for decades, hounded Caroline Flack to her death, made up lies about Hillsborough victims and hacked people's phones now presents itself as the moral guardian of the nation
#dontbuythesun
Tories lose Blackpool South, 473 councillors, 10 councils
Susan Hall loses to Sadiq Khan
Andy Street loses to Richard Parker
Britain First lose to Count Binface
Laurence Fox, Dan Wootton flee the capital
Darren Grimes in meltdown
Even tory Laura can't spin this one
Coutts memo on Farage:
"Views are distasteful & out of touch with society. At best he is seen as xenophobic & pandering to racists, at worst he is xenophobic & racist. A spineless, chaotic chancer he is considered by many to be a disingenuous grifter."
Sounds fair enough
#WorldPoetryDay
There once was an MP called Lee
Who made dinners that cost 30p
He's not very nice
So he joined Richard Tice
He's a tosser, I think you'll agree
Brexiteer James Dyson, who moved his factory to Singapore with the loss of 600 UK jobs, is suing Mirror group for reputational damage for pointing out the hypocrisy of this
🤣🤣🤣🤡
#BrexitHasFailed
#BrexitReality
Remember that one of Angela Rayner’s accusers accepted a £3.3K FA Cup final jolly from the Betting & Gaming Council lobby group and the other avoided £100 million in tax as a non-dom registered in the tax haven of Belize
Gary Lineker capped 80 times & scored 48 goals for England
Stanley Johnson broke lockdown rules, broke his wife's nose, groped female MPs & journalists and fathered the most dishonest PM in British history
Which one is getting a knighthood?
#MOTDboycott
#GaryGate
#ToryBritain
Daily Mail going after Marcus Rashford for investing in the future of his family
Meanwhile Housing Minister Robert Jenrick has bought property worth £6.3M
As far as I’m aware he’s done nothing for hungry school kids other than vote against feeding them
Boris Becker faked bankruptcy & was jailed
Boris Johnson conspired to beat up a journalist, unlawfully closed parliament, presided over 175,000 deaths, handed billions in covid contracts to tory donors, broke the law in Downing Street & is still at liberty
Wrong Boris
30p Lee Anderson & Brendan Clark-Smith cost British taxpayers £650K a year
A refugee gets £1.25 a day
If they like Rwanda so much let's send them there & save a fortune
#ToryChaos
#RwandaBill
#NotInMyName
Even if you swallowed the vote leave lie that we sent £350M a week to the EU, that’s £18 billion a year
Britain is now £100 billion a year worse off in lost economic output alone
Happy brexit day
#BrexitReality
#BrexitHasFailed
#RejoinEU
#BackBorisJohnson
if you think it's OK for a British Prime Minister to break their own rules and party while people died alone, then lie to parliament to cover it up
And if you want more of this👇
Otherwise
#JohnsonOut26
It turns out trying to buy stuff from countries 10000 miles away is harder than buying from your neighbours 50 miles away
Who knew? 🤔
#BrexitHasFailed
#ToryChaos
I don’t know which, if any, of the rumours are true as to why Boris Johnson made Charlotte Owen the youngest ever life peer
But I do know she doesn’t deserve it and the truth will come out eventually
#JohnsonCorruptToTheCore
Brexiteer Jimmy Buchan calling for taxpayers money to save the fishing industry from... brexit
Brexiteer Roger Daltrey signs a letter to complain about loss of freedom of movement for musicians caused by ... brexit
#BrexitCarnage
#BrexitReality
Remember when brexiteers promised you all those fantastic trade deals?
Well since brexit, the UK has dropped from
2nd to 28th for international trade
#BrexitReality
#BrexitHasFailed
#RejoinEU
Mayor to blame for failing to agree lockdown terms
EU to blame for failure to agree trade deal
Business to blame for not preparing for no deal
How many more failures of statecraft can there be?
#BorisHasFailedTheNation
#BrexitReality
#ToriesOut
When the history of covid 19 is written who will be remembered?
The doctors and nurses who wore masks for 12 hours a day to keep you alive?
Or the assholes who refused to wear them for 10 min in a shop to preserve their civil liberties?
#NoMaskSelfie
#WearAMask
Keir Starmer, 13 October:
“You can’t keep delaying this and come back to the House of Commons every few weeks with another plan that won’t work. So act now. Break the cycle. If we don’t we could sleepwalk into a long bleak winter.”
Captain Foresight
#NationalLockdown
#Lockdown2
The government is trying to defend Cummings that he was doing the right thing for his family. The issue is that if 60 million of us had also done this then 500,000 people would now be dead.
#dominiccummimgs
#sackcummmings
#SackDominicCummimgs
Apparently two of the thugs at Waterloo station have been identified as James Thomas and Kevin Sweeney
Anyone recognise Penfold or Private Pike?
@metpoliceuk
@molesey_fc
Remember the brexiteers’ much hyped trade deal with Australia?
Turns out Australian farmers have exported 1700 tonnes of meat to the UK while British farmers have exported nothing due to (checks notes) brexit red tape
#BrexitHasFailed
Lord Ashcroft has avoided £112 million in UK tax by non dom status & has donated millions to the Tory party
William Wragg has risked national security by leaking MP’s contact details to an unknown source
But the daily fail thinks this is front page news today
#WillyGate
Imagine how it feels for an NHS worker to risk their life every day to save others & watch many of them die
Then come home to lies that it's a hoax, hospitals are empty & the anti mask/lockdown nonsense from self obsessed arseholes Laurence Fox, Julia Hartley Brewer & Toby Young
Never mind Hancock breaching his own ministry's guidelines
Or the millions of pounds of contracts unlawfully handed to tory donors without going to tender
Let's go after the whistle blowers instead
Iran is at war with the US, there is a global climate emergency, a crisis in the NHS and we have no trade deal with Europe. Yet Mark Francois thinks our top priority should be ringing big ben on Brexit day and has offered to do it himself. Fitting job for a complete bell end.
Neil Ferguson resigned. Catherine Calderwood resigned. Robert Jenrick, no action. Stanley Johnson, no action. Dominic Cummings, no action.
#InThisTogether
#dominiccummimgs
150,000 dead, national debt over £2 trillion, endemic corruption, brexit deal falling apart, businesses drowning in red tape
If you lost a loved one, if you lost your job, if you lost your exam grades, if you lost your business, please don't
#VoteConservative
So now after spaffing £200 billion, brexiteers Dominic Cummings tells us brexit may have been a mistake and Steve Baker tells us it was a political fiasco
#BrexitReality
When Cruella Braverman and Jonathan Gullis tell you the majority of British people support deportation of refugees to Rwanda they are of course lying again
Best put down ever
Oliver Dowden: " She and I joined this place at the same time"
Mhairi Black: " I'm pretty sure we'll be leaving at the same time"
#ToriesOut379
No £350M/week for the NHS, no better trade deals, no VAT free energy, no 40 new hospitals, no friction free borders, no levelling up
Brexit didn't even get rid of Farage
It has delivered nothing whatsoever
#BrexitHasFailed
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
How ungrateful of Nazanin not to thank the 5 foreign secretaries who left her in jail for 6 years, made gaffes that extended her sentence and only acted when they wanted Iranian oil
#JohnsonOut56
Bloody immigrants
Comin' over here, paying in more that they take out, staffing our NHS, caring for our elderly and harvesting our food
#BrexitHasFailed
Neil Parish was looking for tractors
Dominic Cummings was testing his eyesight
Boris Johnson was ambushed by cake & didn't realise it was a party
Priti Patel's bullying was unintentional
What mugs do they take us for?
#cornhub
#JohnsonOut
Voters don’t want Rishi Sunak as PM
Tory MPs don’t want Rishi Sunak as PM
A failed PM with failed pledges and failed policies
Britain is being held hostage by an unelected PM
We need a
#GeneralElectionNow
Overseas aid, fishermen, hs2, national insurance, triple lock, Northern Ireland, levelling up, protecting the environment, Erasmus students, northern powerhouse, farmers, trade deals, no armed forces cuts, control of our borders, £350 million a week for NHS
#ToryLies
Having spent 5 years alienating nurses, teachers, food bank users, lawyers, environmentalists, firemen, ambulance drivers, civil servants, RNLI, NT, home-owners, doctors & transport workers, tories are surprised nobody wants to vote for them
#ToryWipeout
100K dead
Missed COBRAs, Cheltenham Festival, herd immunity, PPE shortage, borders left open, delayed lockdowns, Dominic Cummings, test & trace app abandoned, eat out to spread covid, NHS contracts to tory donors, covid patients sent to care homes, moonshot
#ToryCovidCatastrophe
About 5000 people get taken to court every year in England for council tax arrears
Average debt is £2213
700 were jailed in the last decade
Dominic Cummings had £30k written off
#oneruleforthem
#ToryCorruption
As Martin Lewis warns energy bills will hit £4200, a reminder brexiteers promised:
“the price of food will go down, our energy costs will be lower, our tax bills will be lower, people will be better off in terms of their household budget”
#BrexitLies
Article on bees from before the referendum
You can’t say you weren’t warned what Gove and the brexit cult would get up to
It’s probably too late now to stop the UK from killing them
Project Fear
#BrexitReality
#BrexitShambles
Prime Minister - brexiteer
Chief brexit negotiator - brexiteer
Home Secretary - brexiteer
Foreign Secretary - brexiteer
Chancellor of the Exchequer - brexiteer
Attorney General - brexiteer
Conclusion - remainers to blame for
#NoDealBrexit
£12 trillion is the combined wealth of the entire CPTPP
On the government’s own figures it will add 0.08% to UK GDP or 50p a week per citizen
EU single market membership was worth £1500 a year
@Daily_Express
#BrexitHasFailed
#ToryBrexitDisaster
A reminder for the
#Liz4Leader
bots that the trade deals she negotiated are worth 50p a year in total
The brexit divorce bill is £42.5 billion, or £634 for every UK citizen, before you even consider lost economic growth
#ToryChaos
#BrexitBrokeBritain