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Follow me for a daily dose of Mandala art, healthy food, and memes. Twitter Ghostwriter || Published Writer

New Delhi, India
Joined July 2017
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@Escapeplace__
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4 months
Quote tweet with something you made 🥺🫶
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2 months
Humari Rihana bhi ye hai, Beyonce bhi yahi hai 🫶🫠
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10 months
When I first took him to Janpath, he bought 10-15 earrings for me because he couldn’t chose one and said “Bhaiya har type ki ek-ek de do” Now everytime I get ready I tell him and he always shows the same excitement 🥺🤌
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7 months
@PicturesFoIder 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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A guy in black Pathani was standing beside me in an earring shop. I was checking the earrings in the mirror while he slightly nodded his head approving the earring. It was raining and suddenly lightning roared.
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10 months
Barbie team has reached Noida 🎀
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My mom is so cute. She has been scrolling Amazon on her phone after I installed it today. She saw some cute hanging for kitchen, read it loud to me and said with puppy eyes “Babu dekho ye manga le? Humko ye likha wala bahut accha lagta hai ek sau ninyanbe ka hi hai bas”
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Is 80.2 LPA salary enough to survive in Gurugram?
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Feminism is not about hating men!
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Still can’t understand how ma makes all this in three hours while I take two hours to make chai. 😭
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10 months
The apostrophe is important 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 months
Bro promoted “Manali” like nobody else ever could
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7 months
Tell me a better breakfast than this 🥺
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Patta gobhi jaisa dikhne ke liye inko ₹60,000 du main?
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I held his hand, afraid and suddenly the chai shop nearby started playing, “Ek ajnabi haseena se yun mulaqat ho gayi” I think my Bollywood dream became reality 🥺
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11 months
Best picture on internet today 🥺🫂
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Chaand taare tod ke aa gaye 😌
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@ShwetaKukreja_ Because they have organised their chats and life in a way that they know the people texting them are worth replying to fast
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Asked this guy if he can help me in crossing the road. He said, “Haath pakdogi to hi karwaunga”
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11 months
@apolobelvedere Why would they change it 😭
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11 months
Back when I was in Class 7th, a classmate of mine got her periods and her white skirt got stained. It was the last class of the day and all of us girls waited for the boys to leave so we can cover her and she can go to the washroom. Even after trying her best, the stains remained…
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Can someone remove the uncle from background? 😔
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9 months
Quote tweet with something blue from your gallery 💙
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11 months
Can someone please remove the guy in orange from background? 🥺
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She then went on and read the whole thing that was written. My heart is just melting rn thinking this woman will buy anything we ever put eyes on but ask for approval for the smallest of things 😭🫠
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2 months
@billygrene I walk faster so the person behind me is not agitated
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7 months
@ManMilk2 I kinda agree with him though
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11 months
Drop sunset pictures you clicked recently
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Tell me the saddest song you have ever heard
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3 months
🇺🇸: This is not working out. Let’s break up. 🇮🇳: Mujhe ab apne career par dhyaan dena hai.
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Never forget what they took from us
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Never forget what they took from us
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8 months
I don’t know how to explain this but a 5’9 woman and a 5’11 man are exactly the same height!
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Paris is good par tum mere saath Banaras chalna ❤️
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8 months
Thank You, Twitter! 🩷🎀
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8 months
@PicturesFoIder Taylor Swift is overrated
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If you are a minor using Social Media, I would request you to not fall for anyone or to seek advice from anyone you know via Social Media. No matter how much positivity we all try to spread, the world is not a beautiful place and SM is its darkest lane. Look for mentors offline.
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2 months
Male friends who just want to be friend and nothing else >>>>>>
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7 months
Hosted a house party where the non drinkers had to take a shot of giloy. After one round, all my friends became drinkers! 😂
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Ma spamming her 1000s contacts with my pictures is a thing now. Totally got the best parents 😭❤️
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What happened here?
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2 months
Therapy is expensive so I make these 🫠
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8 months
Them: Italian Cuisine or Mexican Cuisine? Me: Mummy ke haath ka Poori aur Achaar 🫠🫶
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9 months
Ek dosti udhari wali 😭
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10 months
What is the right age to get married?
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Saw a random person on Twitter saying they got into their dream college and smiled thinking about the efforts they must have put to get there. Saw a comment there saying, "Show-off kahin ka".
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Taking “Badan pe sitare lapete hue” to next level
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When we first started going out, I was always finicky about splitting the bill or just paying the whole bill because of the “wokeness” Social Media built in me. I would always ask him not to give me expensive gifts and will be slightly uncomfortable at the thought of him…
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Ab meri shaadi me baarish hogi 🤭 What would you caption this picture?
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Always carrying my city with grace
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With your current bank balance where do you think you can travel to?
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@em_Lazzy I can just go home and lie down.
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8 months
Bhai pastel colour ki pant me ghaas pe baith gaya 😭
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Aaj meri ladai hogi kisi se bahut bhayankar
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7 months
@sonnyvogue That community note says it all
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11 months
When was the last time you cried?
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9 months
Solid, Liquid, Gas is also the matter 👍
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6 months
The portrayal of Andaman in Netflix’s Kaala Paani 🤌🤌
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Been doing this since an hour 🫣
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Planning on making a GC where we talk about books, music and art. Drop the emoji 🫠 if you want in.
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The way he holds my hand everytime he hears "Bacchon ka haath pakad kar rakhein" at metro station.
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8 months
Can we please make it illegal to watch reels in full volume without earphones at public places?
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10 months
500 crore kapde dhul ke, saare ghar ki safai karke, poha aur chai khati hui corporate majdur 😭
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How to not congratulate someone on their achievement? 1. Yaar mere saath kab hoga aesa 2. Main bhi abse ye sab karungi kya pata mera naam famous ho jaaye 3. Tu to bahut lucky hai yaar 4. Tera hi sahi hai 5. BADE LOG HUH How to congratulate someone on their achievement?…
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Coffee peete hi mujhe neend kyu aane lagti hai bhyi 😭
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@Whotfismick And then I wonder why I have a backache
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Just a display of things I made 🫶 DM me if you want any of these ❤️
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Men who come off as rude and non approchable are always the sweetest and have a story of their own 💔
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Ahem, change!
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Mere gharwale mera birthday bhul gaye hai. 🤭
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A friend of mine was struggling with her life for the past few weeks. We talked on a call and I could see that she needs a break from all the chaos. Asked her to do a solo trip but she was nervous about it.
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Hi from the new house
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I do not dress for boys. I dress for the little girls I pass by who look at me and say, "This is how I want to be when I grow up"
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“Abhi Thande haath laga dungi” is the only blackmailing I do in winters.
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Women of India! 🫠🥺
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3 months
Corporate majdur aaj cuttu banke office aaya hai
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Agar tum Gurgaon me ek patthar phekoge to 10 me se 9 baar wo ek Data Analyst ko lagega
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11 months
Hum kya kare humein aadat muskurane ki hai ✨
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Another day of ma and dida spamming their contacts with my pictures. 🥹❤️
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This guy I went out with just tweeted- "Girls are gold diggers" Just want to comment and remind him, "Ramesh, tumhare *khaane* ke paise toh maine diye the!"
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No makeup, No filter 🙈
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Forehead so big, I had to put a watermark! 😂
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Quote Tweet with hide your face media 🌙
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QT with Hide your face media💙
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Drop in the best sunset picture you have clicked ❤️ Mujhe dhoop dekhni h
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10 months
Smoking and drinking is bad for all bodies and for every gender but not doing these does not make you a good person.
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11 months
I was on a call with ma and told her casually, “Pata hai abhi mujhe log twitter par troll kar rahe hai”. She asked me why. After I told her that it’s because of a picture where I am laughing carelessly she started laughing saying “Tumhari hasi humesha se aesi hai. Saare daant…
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9 months
@wildtiktokss You made your dad cry congratulations 😭
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Dreams so big that they laugh listening to it! New Core Memory 🫶
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Srivastava saheb aaj haste haste lunch karenge 🤭
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Tota Pari or Snow White? 🫣
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5 months
Best breakfast
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Pen to chala di diwal par, par ma-papa ko itna pasand aaya ki photo lekar sabko bhej rahe hai 😭🫠
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7 months
The cutest Bappa I made this year 🫠🫶
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Show me the cutest bappa you have seen this year😍💗
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Cutie ko QT likhne wale, tumhare dimag me bhusi bhara hai kya?
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5 months
Chaand taare aa gaye hai dharti par
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10 months
Remember this show ??
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Remember this show ??
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8 months
Bachpan me school me ₹20/- ki Rakhi lekar gayi thi mujhe ₹5/- ki dairy milk mili thi 😭
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Hot boys struggle with starting a conversation.
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Ab pet bhar gaya
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Chhath Puja 🙏
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Just saw a girl in metro with a perfect winged eyeliner and I am 🤏 close to walking to her and asking “Mujhe bhi seekha do ye please” 😭
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