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Lord Woodstone (Toss all MAPS out the airlock)

@EricMertz_KC

6 months

Welcome to the General Crisis of the Twenty-First Century. Its going to get worse.

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@DallasZoo For size comparison.

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Holy shit, China is even more fucked than I thought...

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FAA is confirming staffimg issues at Jacksonville ATC. SouthWest has confirmed they're having to stop flights into Florida for the same reason. Folks, it would appear we have a vaccine mandate strike among air traffic controllers.

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@StutterBox20 Magneto was sent to Auschwitz as a kid and watched his entire die Wolverine was turned into a lab rat and suffered so much torture he lost his memories Shoto Todoroki was bred to be a perfect hero, and was subjected to abusive home conditions to turn him into a weapon

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But, its not like that would matter anyways. Local authorities are arresting farmers for being on their tractors. In a field. By themselves. Due to Zero COVID policies.

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There is this myth in the west that the CCP is some forward looking chessplayer able to look far into the future. The reality is they are just as reactive as Western powers - and are more likely to choose wrong due to information isolation.

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@mrs_lerner Your rights end where mine begin. Which means your feelings don't supersede my right to use the most efficient means to protect my family.

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Trucking volume is down 87% in China's agricultural heartlands.

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Hey, remember when Patriot Front got arrested in Idaho? Turns out, the FBI helped them get off by refusing to turn over evidence to either the municipal prosecutors or defense attorneys in a timely manner.

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@AsheSchow Swine Flu had a lower r0 (1.5 vs 2.28), lower cfr (0.01 vs ≤1.5), lower complication rate (insignificant vs 20%), and asymptomatic infection period. This means it will infect more people, faster, and it will hit those who're in the risk group harder than H1N1 did.

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Further a third of farmers in Jilin, Liaoning, and Heilongjiang can't get fertilizer or seeds for the spring crops. Because said fertilizer and seed is stuck in cargo holds in Shanghai.

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The logic of dictatorship turns subordinates and advisors into christmas tigers and mires leaders in the sunk cost fallacy. Which is what we're seeing here. COVID isn't a zombie plague. Xi isn't trying to fuck over the world. He's trying to stay alive. Literally.

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@slangwise $10k in monthly mortgage payments here in Kansas? What, did someone build a copy of the Biltmore over in Leawood and not tell anyone?

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@DWunq @the_moviebob The founder of Sundance is in jail for raping a 9 year old.

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@kathleenmRDN The Med diet? The diet created due to Phoenician and Carthaginian merchants creating trade routes between Anatolia, North Africa, the Levant, and Europe? That diet?

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@garamchaiii None. It was a Cathedral. The art was commissioned specifically for the Cathedral and was original to it.

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For all the folks reading this and assuming some master plan, Xi is facing his third term. If he fails in his bid to secure that term, he's a dead man. And if he admits he was wrong about Zero COVID, he looks sufficiently weak he may lose his bid.

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And now truckers are just dumping food on the side of the road because they're being told they will have to be locked down in their trucks for weeks if they enter the city.

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Authorities are also sealing off access to rural villages. Meaning the seed and fertilizer which got off the ships can't get to the cities.

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Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Shandong, Shanghai, Anhui, Hebei, Liaoning, Shaanxi, Jilin, Guangdong, and Fujian have all gone a step further and shut down access to highways entirely.

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@Juniper92254244 @HawleyMO Did you miss the part about how this judge is light on child rapists?

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@guardian That's the tutorial of a Paradox Game.

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Jiangsu -84 M people -Central coal import hub -Central silk production hub -Important source of fish -Important pharmaceuticals manufacturing hub

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Seems Bloomberg has picked up statistically significant amounts of chatter regarding food shortages coming out of major cities in China.

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Hey, remember when Obama traded five Taliban officers for a deserter? Those guys were among the Taliban delegation in Doha who helped coordinate what we're seeing in Afghanistan. Heckuva job, Obama.

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@AtheistTakes @doofgeek4011 Somehow, I'm not surprised to find I had to go to the New Advent Catholic Encyclopedia to find he was condemned for claiming to be a wizard. Martyr for science and reason indeed.

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Zhejiang -64 M people -Important source of automotive parts -Central export manufacturing hub -Central textiles and clothing hub

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Shandong -101 M people -Important source of fruits and vegetables -One of the few major sources of domestic oil and natural gas -Single largest agricultural export region in China -Heavily dependent on Korean and Japanese tourism

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Just found out my grandfather may be going Home before the dawn comes tomorrow. If y'all could say a prayer to help ease his path, that would be greatly appreciated. Semper Paramus, Grandpa.

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Shanghai -25 M people -Financial hub for China, vital source of hard currency to secure importation of coal and food -Primary gateway for imports into China -Central ship building node -Central node for the Real Estate sector which local governments have relied on for revenue

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@p__paniscus @David_Leavitt So the GOP Reps can laugh in their faces and start outlining how much of a lie it is?

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@liftweldshoot @BadLegalTakes The Highway of Death was against Iraqi military forces who hadn't surrendered. It is perfectly acceptable to attack military forces who are retreating.

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Anhui -64 M people -Vital source of grain and coal -Central steel hub

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@mars_gambit @LizRNC That's the update.

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Hebei -74 M people -Surrounds Beijing -Primary industry is feeding Beijing with wheat and maize and millet -Central node in petroleum and coal industry -Central node for iron processing and steel production

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@BGOnTheScene Those boys GLOW.

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Liaoning -145 M people -Central node for iron, steel, and tool and dye work -Primary node for mineral extraction across Northeast China -Central node for machine parts for light industry such as textile manufacturing and food processing -Core node for agriculture

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Fujian -41 M people -Key source of seafood -Will be staging ground for China's invasion of Taiwan -Military logistics a major industry -Heavily dependent on imports from other provinces due to deliberate lack of investment ahead of future war with Taiwan

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@JERRYO1029 Random reminder that @LorenaAD80 is responsible for AB5. Please contact her office and "thank" her for her part in this.

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@risitasfanclub @esaagar @Disney The actress supported the full annexation of Hong Kong and the suppression of the freedoms the residents enjoyed.

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President Silver Alert is now 3 hours late to his press conference, and the Pentagon canceled theirs. So what happened?

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Guangdong -126 M people -Second largest subdivision economy on the planet by PPP -Second most important cargo hub in China -Central node in food processing

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Jilin -24 M people -Key source of rice and lamb -Key source of lumber -Primary source of traditional medicines -Central node for shale oil extraction -Large molybdenum deposits

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Shaanxi -39 M people -3rd Largest producer of coal, oil, and natural gas in China -Key livestock and ranching node

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Scott Gottlieb, MD

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Bloomberg: “Dotting the sea off Chinese ports are 477 bulk cargo ships waiting to deliver resources from metal ore to grain into the country.”

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@ByChrisGordon Did F-22 get it? Please tell me F-22 got it. Lie to me if you have to.

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@jonathanalter Except D.C. can't be made a state under Article 1, Section 8. The capital is supposed to be in a district under direct Federal control rather than in a state.

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@doukhobour @theandrewglover China does the same thing with their genocide camps.

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@NBCNews And how many crossed the border without our knowledge?

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If you thought the food issue was bad in China, wait until you hear about how fucked up the water is.

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@EricMertz_KC

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Holy shit, China is even more fucked than I thought...

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@StutterBox20 Sansa Stark. Just, Sansa. Poor girl. Theon Greyjoy/Reek. You know why. Harry Dresden. The Doctor is known as the Lonely God for a damn good reason. SCP-085 is a living 2D image who is fully aware of her status and is going insane because of it.

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My sources are here, feel free to check my data. Understand I'm extrapolating based on the way China censors their media and how much of the reality of this is subject to laws making hard data into state secrets.

The Coming Removal of the Mandate of Heaven, Part 1: Food

Why the CCP may not survive the coming crisis they have caused

crisiswatch.substack.com

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@FallerForIt The stupidest part? Studies show high levels of testosterone and combined with the discipline of regular workouts creates less toxicity in men. Dudes hopped up on estrogen on the other hand...

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Kinzhal Kulak

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@ManuelVenator1 @NewAtlantisSun I'm not going to pretend I'm a China Watcher but people forget how recent Tienanmen Square was and how mutually insecure the Xi, the Central Committee, and the regional party cliques are in relation to each other and the population as a whole

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@pigeon_Brisk Its not ableism. Stop using ADHD as a crutch and learn some self-discipline.

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@brianstelter Guess we don't have to imagine anymore.

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As promised here's the thread on the water shortages China is facing. This is why I already knew China was fucked.

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If you thought the food issue was bad in China, wait until you hear about how fucked up the water is.

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@WaltDisneyCo Y'all might want to clean up your own house before you start lecturing others.

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@TrueSlazac Wait until she finds out about the Vatican and Malta...

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3 years

So the State Department approved this picture for my daughter's passport. 😅

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@WorldWarWang I could post a thread of just examples of tofu dregs construction disasters. All from the last five years. You do NOT want to play this game.

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@lgbtqnation She's 13, you groomers.

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@KatieHill4CA You #MeToo 'ed a staffer. That's entirely on you.

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@RepRabb @RepKellyCassidy This is unconstitutional under the 14th Amendment unless you also require women to undergo tubal ligation.

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@upcuntrydegen @disclosetv It means the courts believe actual malice may have been at play.

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@jackmjenkins So the heretics are harassing actual Catholics again...

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@AnimeJ @ACLU He kidnapped two youth ministers, stuffed them in the trunk, tried to empty their bank accounts and pawn their rings, then shot them both and left them in the car. Which he set on fire.

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@PalpyYT Truce at Bakura Thrawn Trilogy X-Wimg Series Jedi Academy Trilogy Outbound Flight New Jedi Order Legacy of the Force All were better stories. All were stripped of canon status. The sequel trilogy sucks and should be removed from canon.

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@wildlytweeting There are 2 million families waiting to adopt in the US. This despite the fact it costs a third the median US income to do so.

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@AlexWebb_99 @Aaron4KS37 And blackmailed her (KS Stat § 21-6501) for explicit pictures of her (KS Stat § 21-5610) which he then released to the public (KS Stat § 21-5611 and KS Stat § 21-6101).

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@joelockhart Keep it up and you'll pay for his grad school.

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@R_Rodcraft @alrightythen121 @xpstudiospnguin @tomboygenocide @exaudi_deus @Juanma1234Real_ @cathsalvadoreno @PeterConway147 @DisciteMori @JohnFisher2dot0 @Catholic4Choice TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT TTTT

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@RepSwalwell

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@ComfortablySmug Has anyone tried to explain to them that A. China lied B. China is fascist

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@lecrae Its not the right who is instigating riots in primarily black communities; riots which will further impoverish those communities. Its not the right who are fighting to trap black students in government run schools which leave them functionally illiterate.

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@CNBC Only twice a weak?

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@crazywalt77 @6StringSailor @river_is_nice @shoe0nhead For most of my life, the head of the Kansas City, MO Fire Department was named Smokey Dyer.

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@StutterBox20 SCP-231-7 is pregnant with a world ending monster and must be subjected to a battery of horrors to prevent said unborn threat from destroying reality. She has to be regular subjected to an amnesiac drug lest she become numb to the torture and give birth to the monster.

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Do they not teach people about pyroclastic flow in school!?

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BREAKING: Mount Aso erupts in southern Japan

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Let's talk about the threat TikTok poses to the US.

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A bunch of people are unfollowing me tonight. Y'all, I'm an American Catholic who obviously leans GOP based on my position as a Minarcho-Capitalist. What did you think I was going to say about the potential to reduce the number of innocents murdered in the womb every year?

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@ASovietOnion

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#TwoWordTrump Incestuous Thoughts.

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@Ari58394958 This is a violation of the ADA. Sue them. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Go straight to a disability attorney and sue them.

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@PostOpinions @David_Moscrop Yes, how dare they... *checks notes* ...oppose restrictions on travelling within their own country. How authoritarian of them, promoting freedom of movement.

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Why am I #NeverTrump ? Because on June 4, 1989, Trump sided with the tanks... #TiananmenSquare

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@AlbertLEtranger Dude was, literally, the original James Bond. His step-cousin, Ian Fleming, has admitted to using Lee as inspiration for the character of 007.

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My daughter is almost here. Next time I tweet, I'll be a dad.

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Watch this space

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@BridgetPhetasy

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@Ottstorage @DaddyWarpig Imagine being so wrong on something so basic Twitter decides to just go ahead and boot you from their platform...

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My grandmother is being rushed to the hospital. She collapsed at her home. Please pray for her.

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Watch this video.

Could China’s Covid Lockdowns Lead to the CCP’s Downfall?

Go to https://surfshark.com/uncensored and use code UNCENSORED to get 83% off a 2-year plan and 3 extra months for free!At the beginning of the pandemic, it ...

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