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@ElsieKFisher

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Dir. Elsie Fisher & Chris Briney, coming to a computer screen near you soon…
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i think about this shirt a lot
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Just gained craaaaaazy exp
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this was just my parents divorce
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and id do that shit again!!!!
@ConanOBrien
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Sad news--Paddington Bear is in jail for wearing a hat in front of the Queen.
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I wake up every morning and choose violence
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i am literally smoking weed right now
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British people telling americans to have empathy innit while they joke about U.S. school children getting shot to death every other day. Lol!
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Bill Hader folks!
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go on then
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@paddingtonbear
Paddington
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Thank you Ma’am, for everything.
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paddington 4 is the one where they let me say fuck
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reincarnation is a beautiful thing
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🚨Trisha Paytas has given birth to her first child, a baby girl, @TMZ reports.
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i ate alvin and the chipfucks or whatever
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Fuck.
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kill kill kill muder die kill
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I’ve decided to start my own film awards because sometimes other ones suck, so here are the nominations for the first annual Elsie Awards
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tax fraud is good
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isnt it so fucked up that the one called barqs isnt the one with the dog mascot
@EdwardStockwell
Edward Stockwell
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You never see these kings advertise. Just content to be in their own space, forever waging a cold war against each other with no shifting front lines. Respect.
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eleven n will fighting over mike next season
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if i has gone to the met gala this year i would have worn the dress
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dermatologist: dont eat dairy or wheat me:
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four loko is awesome! i love the various flavors such as peach, and red
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made a fans day ♥️
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new minecraft block dropped
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I’m a cannibal mmmm other bears are sooooo tasty mmmm
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L   M     A      o      o       o      o      。     。    .    .     .     .
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I loooooove how many people have told me they love bo’s new special. like I’m his manager or something
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convenient john mulaney is nowhere to be found at this time...
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no glowup necessary ive always been cool
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the joker calls him normal al yankovic
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This ellen bit is one of the most horrifying things i've seen on live television... The way the audience keeps laughing too. It's so malicious.
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WHAT
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done an hbo show, a24 movie, voice of beloved animated character, and horror franchise but my real career goal is to have a fun low budget cult classic webseries
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oh so youre an accountant? name every money
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the last of us would be suuuuuch a good video game if they ever did that
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does my cat know shes my little fucking princess. does she know
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cant watch a damn video essay about film without seeing eighth grade mentioned soooo annoying
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Have Dave and Buster explored each other’s bodies
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happy ronald reagan death day
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need these two to do a podcast together
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taking out evil paddingtons corpse rn
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Me sitting there for ten minutes after watching Matilda, trying to make a cup move
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damn this bload up check out
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I remember this exact convo really vividly, and I can't overstate how much of the making and promoting of Eighth Grade affected my own relationship with social media. The wacky thing is, it still feels impossible to have any sort of healthy balance! It's a losing game!
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
2 years
Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant
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happy succession eve
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@Most
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Most is run by and for queer and trans people. This #comingoutday and every day, we support your right to come out however and whenever feels safe and right for you. And that includes using your voice to come out and stand up for our community.
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time to commit arson
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It’s time, folks. I want to go back to using twitter like a normal, boring person. Goodbye, sweet prince.
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That’s crazy Anna Paquin won an Oscar at 11 and had a normal polite speech. If that was me I would have thanked minecraft
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that's such a fucking funny picture to use
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Andrew Tate loses legal appeal to end detention in Romania. 🔗:
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Due to personal reasons I’m going to become a shapless and eternal entity
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The Nominees for Best Costume Design are... Hustlers Rocketman Little Women JoJo Rabbit Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
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@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
3 years
Happy non-birthing secondary legal guardian of unspecified gender day!
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bro i am going to live inside the movie theatre on the 22nd
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘Dune’, ‘The French Dispatch’, ‘Last Night in Soho’ and ‘Jackass 4’ will all release on the same day — October 22. Which are you most excited to watch? Read all release date changes:
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The Nominees for Best Independent Feature are... Booksmart Honey Boy The Art of Self Defense The Lighthouse
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This is probably the single most fun thing I’ve gotten to be a part of. Please watch it or I will cry, thanks!
@GameGrumps
Game Grumps
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This week on the FAMILY FRIENDLY 10 Minute Power Hour, we're joined by SPECIAL GUEST @ElsieKFisher !
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mandatory dick shortenings for all
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colin robinson swag
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The Nominees for Best Horror Feature are... Ready or Not Us Climax Midsommar
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The Nominees for Best Actress are... Lupita Nyong’o Awkwafina Florence Pugh Ana De Armas Constance Wu
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people who think cmbyn is better than moonlight: i hate you and youre wrong
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Man posts photo of me at The Oscars as an epic win.
@NeverNotNick
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@ElsieKFisher Oh my God this is who you are???? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you'll be happy if anyone is willing.
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Fun fact: I used to tell the kids who vaped in the bathrooms at school that I had asthma so they wouldn’t vape around me
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guys they jeopardy-ded me!!!
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That is not my best friend greg anymore that man needs to be put down
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im fucking crying holy shit fucking great i love you olivia im so happy great work is being recognized thank you
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YASSSSSSSS
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Andrew Tate describes inhumane living conditions inside Romanian prison as he awaits sex trafficking trial: “They are trying to break me. Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night.”
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mitski this mitski that. how about you go mit some women 😐
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#RIP Laura Palmer. Can’t believe I’m just finding out about this 😢😢
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I Take It All Back. I Apologize For My Actions. I Love Twitter And It's Owner. Thank You For The Privilege Of Being Able To Use This Platform. I Hate Pronouns 🙏
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they should make a female version of a himbo, like some sort of “her-bo”
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bro burnham
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Oh shit I exist
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are you freaking kidding me...
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oh my god
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nice shoelaces idiot. who bought them for you, the president?
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The Nominees for Best Director are... Lorene Scafaria Bong Joon Ho Alma Har’el Lulu Wang Jordan Peele
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The Nominees for Best Actor are... Taron Egerton Adam Sandler Adam Driver Robert DeNiro Robert Pattinson
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The Nominees for Best Original Score are... Uncut Gems Marriage Story Parasite The Last Black Man in San Francisco
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Shoutout to my bones for supporting me 😘
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Elsie Fisher on method acting: “I think it’s really cool and more actors should do it. I have a lot of respect for people who make life miserable. And if you aren’t method, well, I barely consider you an actor. Okay where are my cookies?” (via Twitter)
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Life imitates art
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You’re tellin’ me there’s penis in this colada?!?
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@mitskiIeaks she actually said “i forgor 💀”
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The Nominees for Best Cinematography are... The Lighthouse The Last Black Man in San Francisco Parasite Waves Midsommar
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really good dm i got on insta
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The Nominees for Best Hair and Makeup are... Joker Us Rocketman Bombshell
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Congratulations on your award as well my queen!!! 👑 (also not sure if anyone can tell, but I was trying to hide a small toad in my mouth just as the photo was being taken. Pay no mind to that.) You are the best ♥️♥️
@brielarson
Brie Larson
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NEVER meet your meet your idols. Unless your idol is @elsiekfisher and then you should definitely meet them. Congrats on your award sis. @LAOFCS we love you - Gucci 👌
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I can’t tell if my humour is advanced or if it has devolved
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he’s in his teachers pet era yasssssss
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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First Look at Tom Wambsgans and Logan Roy in Succession Season 4
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