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@EldenPoes

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Rayner

@EldenPoes

2 months

A country with 60% youth unemployment having a day off called Workers Day is peak irony.

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@EldenPoes

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If you believe that an organisation that has repeatedly stolen from the poorest of the poor, in broad daylight, will draw the moral line at election fraud... You're a fucking idiot.

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@EldenPoes

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The people who defended "Kill The Boer" are now morally against having a "racist" MP 😂 non stop comedy on X.

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@EldenPoes

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@_ShaunKeyz What's crazy about being a model C alumnus with parents who benefitted from affirmative action/BEE is that you don't know how most black people are suffering under the ANC.

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@KoketsoResane You just need the Checkersification of Woolies Dash to happen and you will have created a monster.

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@EldenPoes

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When you accidentally select isiZulu at the ATM but still manage to withdraw your R350

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@EldenPoes

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@Lebona_cabonena If you’re in a situation like this, you should start screaming the K Word as loud as you can and as many times as you can. The police and media might actually get involved.

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@EldenPoes

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@MbalulaFikile Focus on supporting them and seeing them win this tournament. Then, as usual, your wife can get a dodgy events tender to host some ceremonial what what after.

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@EldenPoes

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@joseph_kalimbwe Given the robust forensic investigative framework that you employed to reach this conclusion, it's only fair that the entire election is scrapped and the president is selected via a game of Ching-Chong-Cha

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@EldenPoes

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@sewelankoana Nah you just overestimated the number of people who support the EFF.

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@EldenPoes

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Can we stop giving airtime to single digit parties please?

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@EldenPoes

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I’ve been broke but never experienced true poverty. So watching someone vote for the ANC for a free t-shirt and a meal never made sense until I thought about what it might be like to only get a brand new T shirt and takeaway every 5 years - then it made sense. Then it made me

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@EldenPoes

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Suddenly, everyone's standards for governance will be very high. "30 years is not enough" will turn into "how has it taken 6 months for..."

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@EldenPoes

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We should get #VoetsekFikile to trend again. That was fun.

ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula

@MbalulaFikile

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Only 1 African player selected in the Proteas Team for the upcoming T20 World Cup 2024 Team. Definitely a reserval of the gains of transformation and doesn't reflect fair representation of all South Africans in the national cricket team

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@EldenPoes

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Throwback to that time I Whatsapp’d Carl Niehaus in 2022 and he blocked me.

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@EldenPoes

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The attitude of “we didn’t need you anyway, just leave” towards business and people alike is so strange. It also comes from people making the lowest or zero contribution to the economy.

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@EldenPoes

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@shaunbezzo Chief, Durban itself was narrating it.

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@EldenPoes

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My final sleep at Casa Del Poes. I came to Joburg 8 years ago, in search of money and what not. Ended up meeting the love of my life, made some really solid friends and learned that the saying “crime doesn’t pay” is a complete lie. As I leave for shores more sandy, where

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@EldenPoes

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Does being called a racist still offend people? Serious question.

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@EldenPoes

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@WeleleWololo They were also vikings... Or ViKANGZ...?

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@EldenPoes

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@verashni To email people's employers for calling you out then trying to act like some sort of beacon for morality is wild

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A finance MEC from the Mpumalanga ANC was arrested for raping his twin 8-year-old daughters in 2020, he was then reinstated to his position in the party upon his release on R20k bail. They reversed their decision only once they publicly came under fire from the ANCWL for this, at

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@EldenPoes

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Has anyone ever successfully run a large scale commercial mining operation for decades without the government’s knowledge? No? So how are the “West” stealing all of the natural resources right from under the noses of everyone in Africa, undetected? I suspect it’s similar to

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@EldenPoes

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Hi @LindiweSisuluSA , I believe that Udemy is having a sale on courses that may aid you in up-skilling yourself as you embark on the perilous journey of traversing the South African job market.

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@EldenPoes

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This election exposed the racist leftards... Imagine having so little regard for black people's ability to think, that you would call it election fraud when you see predominantly black districts voting DA.

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@EldenPoes

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I'm selling Disprin for chest pains, DM for pricing.

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@EldenPoes

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Sometimes I feel like being South African is like being on a 2000s MTV show called Poesed. I’m hoping Marc Lottering just jumps out of nowhere to shout “you’ve been taken for a poes!!!” And then everything just goes back to normal.

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HIV

Aaron

@LibertarianZA

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I need something to be positive about in South Africa. Sick of all this negativity. Anybody have anything?

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@EldenPoes

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Zimbabweans love to talk about their education system being superior to ours but here we have a whole doctor who doesn’t know that Lebanon isn’t in Europe. If you’re going to be a racist poes, do it properly. Buy my online course on ethical racism, to avoid looking

Dr Bongi Kaunda 🇿🇼 🇨🇩 🇨🇩 🇨🇩

@kaunda_bongi

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A European born in South Africa is a south African and a Zimbabwean born in South Africa is still a Zimbabwean

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@EldenPoes

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I’m going to solve the problem of childhood malnutrition in South Africa. I don’t know how, just yet, but the next few years of my life will be dedicated to figuring that out. I suspect that those in power would prefer to not have well fed kids who will grow up to be too smart

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@EldenPoes

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Whites, please explain yourselves.

Soldier Lebo (PhD) 🔥🔴🔥🔴🔥

@Lebo_TheSmart

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White peeple thay meking this rubeesh 2 kill us 🤬

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@matinyarare The only person who RKelly’d you is YOU 🤣🤣🤣

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@EldenPoes

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@ginnydmm Every litre of petrol you buy, you put a litre and a bit’s worth into the feeding trough for the cadres to eat. Seriously though, did you miss the whole fuel levy thing?

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@EldenPoes

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I was 7 in 1994 and these were some of the fairytales I believed in…

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@EldenPoes

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If you’re voting for a party based on their stance regarding a conflict that you will never be a part of, you absolutely deserve whatever comes with it.

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@EldenPoes

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Some legal things I’ve learned after turning 30 as a non lawyer: 1. Nobody who actually knows the law will threaten people with legal action in frivolous situations. Ie, the people who threaten to sue you for fat shaming them are not going to go through with it. 2. Litigation

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@EldenPoes

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Finally, we can invest in a proper gaming room for us without worrying about electricity issues or being robbed and then told its our fault for having money 🤡

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@EldenPoes

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I ask for the strength from God to not call this person a domkont.

Phumudzo Makhani

@makhanip

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@benpooler @shufflesdu Because there simply isn't enough resources. The private medical sector gobbles most of the resources

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@EldenPoes

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Are we ready to have a discussion about how medical staff were doing choreographed dances for Tiktok during a global pandemic? Let me know.

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@EldenPoes

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@marcel__za The comrades marathon has been captured! We need to have the results reviewed.

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@EldenPoes

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@MbalulaFikile I would rather fund Boko Haram

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@EldenPoes

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I think this answers a lot of questions...

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@EldenPoes

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@matinyarare @Laeeqah7007 I created a list called “Paedo apologists/suspects” and I add people who defend this guy to it. Go home boss.

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@EldenPoes

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If you need to verbally abuse someone in SA and you’re afraid of the new hate speech bill, DM me and I will gladly handle it. Competitive rates.

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@EldenPoes

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I don’t think the average South African knows exactly how closely the private sector works with politicians. Yes, your SME might be thriving on its own but the big boys are all in bed with them. Why do you think there’s hardly any outcry (from major private organisations, not

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@EldenPoes

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@VusumuziWaZweli This man is captured by Rupert.

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@EldenPoes

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Can we please just give Carl Niehaus a break... Until Monday?

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Is South Africa okay?

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@EldenPoes

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The United States only delisted the ANC as a terrorist organisation in 2008 💀

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@EldenPoes

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@bonglez Classic engagement farming.

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@EldenPoes

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@DesBailes @54Battalion @EFFSouthAfrica Hi @Support can you flag this as engagement farming and fear-mongering please?

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@EldenPoes

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I divorced one, cost a fortune.

n.W.o⚡️

@nateworldorder

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I spend far too much money on flat whites.

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@EldenPoes

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The loudest boos always come from the cheapest seats. Have a good week, naaiers.

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@EldenPoes

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@ntsikimazwai If you're going to use dying black people as a measurement for a party's suitability to govern, the numbers will really give you more chest pains. However you are suitably dressed for a visit to the hospital so it may be okay.

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@EldenPoes

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My child is a good human being with varied interests and good manners. The feedback I get from people who matter like teachers, sports coaches and music instructors is often constructive but overwhelmingly positive. I definitely don’t need any recognition from the general public

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@EldenPoes

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If you vote for me, I will pass a bill where we introduce a new form of sentencing called “Survival” whereby we release people like this to the communities of their victims and if they can survive for 48 hours, they can go free. No prosecution for community members for anything

Daily Dispatch

@Dispatch_DD

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A Zimbabwean man who raped three children aged 8, 9, and 11 in Limpopo has been sentenced to three life terms.

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@EldenPoes

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Don’t ever forget that Tokyo Sexwale went on TV and told us about a fifteen trillion Rand 419 scam that he fell for.

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@EldenPoes

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If you ever take Bra-Trillion seriously again its on you.

EWN Reporter

@ewnreporter

2 months

“The wheels have not all fallen off, the screws are loose but this wagon, this vehicle of the ANC is still on,” said Tokyo Sexwale during the ANC’s campaign trail in Katlehong, Ekurhuleni. TCG

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@EldenPoes

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Going from a standalone house (in a very small estate to living in a hotel is probably the hardest adjustment to make right now. There is far too much human interaction happening for my liking.

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@EldenPoes

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West Bay… Home❤️

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@EldenPoes

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I have zero time for anything outside of my family, my work and me time (which is my time to do with as I please - ie very limited😂) I am well past the age where I need to maintain complicated friendships with groups of people etc. if you’re not okay with us only talking or

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@EldenPoes

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Don’t get too worked up over people’s opinions on social media. If you don’t hang out with radical religious extremists, unemployed racists living on SASSA grants etc etc, in real life, why are you letting their opinions affect you online?

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@EldenPoes

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The hotel gives us free access to this private beach just across the street. No lockers, just leave your phone and valuables on your deck chair and do your thing. Its the small things…

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@EldenPoes

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This is us until my drivers licence is converted.

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@EldenPoes

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With exactly three weeks to go before election day, the overlords are cutting it fine with regard to our usual theatrical production of “random white person saying the K word on camera.” Another betting opportunity, Im going with 17 May (over/under 3 days).

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@EldenPoes

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This “remote work” thing isn’t so bad…

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@EldenPoes

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What sort of career are you pursuing with a Masters from the school of African & Oriental Studies? So far the most success is found in professional grifting.

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@EldenPoes

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How long are we going to keep ignoring the mental health crisis in SA?

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@EldenPoes

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@PicturesFoIder It's called grooming

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@EldenPoes

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I won't stop posting about the country of my birth, there's nothing to complain about over here besides the heat - that's boring.

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@EldenPoes

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I made a Qatari friend at the supermarket and now he’s insisting on taking me all over Doha with him tonight, with his family. He doesn’t speak any English. This is going to be interesting.

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@EldenPoes

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@markback @Lebona_cabonena You hear that because you are a retard. There's no other explanation.

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@EldenPoes

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@ShareenSingh8 Sorry but if someone who didn’t even make it to high school, let alone finished matric, can get two terms in office then this whole schpiel about Steenhuizen’s matric is irrelevant. Paul Mashatiele doesn’t have any post high school diplomas either.

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@EldenPoes

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The ANC has resorted to using witchcraft to destabilise Msholozi.

Joseph Davidson (Jaco)

@jaco_davidson

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Tornado in Durban / Kwazulu Natal / South Africa 🇿🇦 today . . . . . . . . .

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@EldenPoes

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Rayner: Can’t believe how much we pay for Junior School at St Marys Waverley. Qatar Swiss International School: Hold my beer. R100k per term excluding extra murals, meals and uniforms, thanks for coming🤣

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@EldenPoes

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When you manage to lure the last two girls on the dance floor back home with a bag of coke and McDonalds chips.

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@EldenPoes

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Counter revolutionary actions

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@EldenPoes

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Rayner: we need a nespresso machine. Wife: we don’t need it straight away. Also wife: *orders Starbucks, total: R200 less than Nespresso machine”

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@EldenPoes

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Once in a while the SAPS Cartel has to take a break from criminality and show that they are working. They find a little 60kg something something on a ship every so often while the 2000kg goes through. Keeps people thinking they’re working.

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

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R15 million worth of cocaine seized at Richards Bay port of entry Hawks members acted on a tip off about a vessel that was traveling from Columbia to Richards Bay Port of Entry. It was indicated that the vessel was importing iron to South Africa, but also carrying drugs.

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@EldenPoes

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Not quite the look and feel (and smell) of Home Affairs but it will do…

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@EldenPoes

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@Mqadi99 Speak to the people who protest every time a company wants to drill for oil off our coastline too

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@EldenPoes

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@AntonFoooker51 He must fulfill his destiny by taking all of the armchair activists to Gaza.

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@EldenPoes

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The CGI flag burning was so offensive but giving an Indian community “BBQ Beef” flavoured chips was okay. uKuzihlola akukho

Dean Macpherson MP

@DeanMacpherson

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The ANC was giving out beef flavoured chips in Ward 50, Phoenix yesterday in an effort to convince voters to vote for them. People asked why are you giving out chips when there is no water? Not only did the ANC manage to offend the Hindu and Tamil community but they were also

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@EldenPoes

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I knew that was an Irish name

Desmond Bailes

@DesBailes

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AfriForum forming massive armed patrols. Be vigilant South Africa. We cannot abide another crime against humanity. We know what these Afrikaner nationalists are capable of. @54Battalion @EFFSouthAfrica

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@AnnGillard @KoketsoResane Thats exactly the point, Ann.

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@EldenPoes

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We got an ANC-DA coalition before GTA 6 😭

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@EldenPoes

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South Africans are the only people who can be acutely aware of their grandparents’ trauma but have no concept of the damage that’s caused by being an absent parent, simultaneously.

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@EldenPoes

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When I can’t remember someone’s name I call them Big Boss or Boss Man. What’s yours? Big boss is gender agnostic too.

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@EldenPoes

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@Mfundo_999 Do the antonyms now.

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@EldenPoes

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@jaco_davidson @bxieus Ja let’s hear Jackie Chan’s side of the story too.

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@EldenPoes

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Between a dwindling economy and you know, a WHOLE FUCKING CRIME SYNDICATE DEDICATED TO STEALING ROLEXES😂 what were you expecting. Friendly reminder to not let black Twitter gaslight you into thinking there’s no crime no matter how much they try to.

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

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After having a presence in SA for 76 years, Rolex is closing its affiliate office in Sandton, the luxury Swiss watch manufacturer confirmed on Thursday.

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@EldenPoes

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@nqawezethu @Volkstaat10 Drawing attention to that while acknowledging their success is a pretty anti-black statement if you read between the lines.

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@EldenPoes

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Sometimes I feel like Id be a responsible billionaire and other times I feel like gifting a nuclear weapon to random faction in an African civil war would be entertaining.

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@EldenPoes

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@matigary Which high school did Zuma attend?

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@EldenPoes

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Gentle reminder to never delete this app 🤣🤣🤣

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@EldenPoes

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@dramadelinquent Edgars collections

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@EldenPoes

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7. The amount of money you have is inversely proportional to the number of laws that apply to you (in South Africa). Consider how much access your opponent has to money.

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@EldenPoes

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I hate that deceptive linguistics and thinly veiled euphemisms often hide our truth. Just say what you mean and mean what you say, everything always comes out in the wash, regardless.

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@EldenPoes

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I love poetry

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@EldenPoes

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Focus on making your real life enjoyable, so that you get to experience that when you close this app - while the sock puppet accounts and bullshit artists try to figure out how best to live out their imaginary identities on these streets.

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