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Write often. Right occasionally. Don't carry it all. 🦬 ⚔️ 🐺

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Joined February 2014
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Sean McDermott coaching the Buffalo Bills
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@TomPelissero you know what else could be a dangerous situation? enabling a serial predator by handing him $230M guaranteed
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New Bills Valentine’s Day card just dropped
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@TaylorRooks "like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"
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If you’re surprised by the reason Stefon Diggs is trending you haven’t been paying attention
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@WorldWideWob JVG: “speaking of McNutt, let me tell you a story about when I was a teenager working my first job at McDonalds.”
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@BuffaloBills There is nothing “political” about this messaging. Racism and the fight against it is purely a human necessity. If you find yourself bemoaning “politics,” it is you who must confront some unfortunate truths about yourself and your ideals.
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@TheNotoriousMMA puff puff path
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2 years
Josh Allen is on pace for: - 5,613 passing yards (a record) - 765 rushing yards (6,378 total) - 452 completions - 48 passing TDs - 7 rushing TDs (55 total) There is no current competition in the MVP race.
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@wojespn wow another asterisk for LeBron
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@WorldWideWob in this case I’m okay with crediting JJJ with three blocks
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If there’s one book recommendation that you take to heart and commit to, please make it this one. @DrIbram starts at the very beginning and challenges every single progression, evolution, and defense of racist ideas. It’s a heavy book that will challenge even your own perceptions
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@danorlovsky7 @desmondridder I need @espn to get you in a room with these rookie QBs to go over tape. Would make for some fantastic TV.
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@packer_super @NFL_Stats what do you think you just said
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@RapSheet Zach Wilson is shocked he's not on this list
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@riley_ludwig everyone in Western New York also considers Cattaraugus, Chautauqua and Allegany Counties the Southern Tier
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3 years
The last time the Bonnies played Shaka Smart
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@Zachpiona one man's cure is another man's cringe
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@KyleBrandt @gmfb @dalvincook @nflnetwork Hill/Waddle is unstoppable. Cook? Very stoppable.
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@SInow @StephenCurry30 @ari_fararooy @warriors (No, it’s not real. The guy responsible for this is also responsible for those fake viral Brady videos)
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@AdamSchefter Warrick Dunn has a similar program and gave Deshaun's family a home when they needed it. Safe to say Deshaun never forgot that.
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4 years
@wojespn @PrioritySports you're telling me this guy is in the NBA but Jamal Crawford isn't?
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5 years
Bills fans flaunting their misery over this tweet is peak Buffalo
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Minny Miracle last year, the no-call this year.....There hasn’t been an NFL team that ever has suffered more devastating back-to-back postseason losses than the Saints.
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@statmuse @DevinBook @Suns LeBron, Steph, KD, MJ and Kobe averaged 1.8 years prior to their first playoff appearance. This is Book’s sixth year in the league.
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@AdamSchefter false, that's New Jersey's starters. New York's starter is Josh Allen.
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@DelReid In 50 years, everyone will know who Stefon Diggs and Damar Hamlin are. Nobody will know who Eli Apple was.
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6 years
@chancetherapper not playing Lift Yourself in the club after several weeks? Sounds like a choice
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5 years
bills fans are an unstoppable force of good
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Please read below to see how #BillsMafia can take back the title that’s rightfully ours!! @NFLonFOX #BestFanBase @DelReid @buffalobills #GoBills LINK TO DONATE:
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@SalSports What Wilkins is doing is genuinely sexual assault. It’s so far outside of the game of football and the league will just slap a small fine and move on.
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@AaronWL42 @slmandel this is the exact type of take I'd expect from someone who has "Pro Life" in their bio
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@Titans @juliojones_11 @NFLonCBS maybe someday the NFL will figure out what a catch is
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@ron2smoove @FieldYates honestly any of those three guys would be one-two-three had they come out this year
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@jonmorosi @Dodgers @MLB @MLBNetwork getting optioned to the Minor Leagues has to be hard as it is but imagine getting optioned to something that doesn't even exist
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@SheaSerrano @BankzRobber Shea my bill is $14 million
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@UptownReport @geoffschwartz and 15-1 in Foxboro. He owns the whole division.
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@SheaSerrano *mike breen voice* BANGS
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@BrotherNature brother nature would’ve never abandoned ghost like jon snow did
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@EliotShorrParks The total yards are completely made up 😂 Hurts has 7,303 total yards, not 7,903. You shouldn’t have to lie to support your narrative. Jalen Hurts is damn good. Josh Allen is better. Hurts plays behind one of the best olines in league history in a much better offense.
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@RapSheet this is like looking at every restaurant on Yelp and then deciding just to lick the toilet
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@Ken_Rosenthal I’d say his family won here
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@MavsDraft @wojespn in four years the contract will be over
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@BuffaloBills every 27 years you say ...
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@zellieimani @BerniceKing it’s important to note that she felt the need to stress that he is black because she knew that would significantly increase the chances of a police response and a severe risk to his life
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@getnickwright games under 250 yards passing: Allen - 4 Mahomes - 4 Rodgers - 5 Games 60% and under completions: JA - 2 PM - 4 AR - 2 Games with 1 or fewer TDs: JA - 2 PM - 2 AR - 1 Games against top 10 passing DEF: Allen - 7 PM - 4 AR - 2
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@SalSports Gale was the starting QB for Cal in the "band is on the field!" game ... and Garrett's new head coach Ron Rivera was a starting linebacker for Cal in that game.
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@BuffaloBills Elon may have bought Twitter but the Bills social media team owns it
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@0ffcialgoat @NHL @LAKings @KevinFiala22 @mnwild the LA Kings just punched the Minnesota Wild in the balls
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@KingJosiah54 Robert Covington's game before he joined the Blazers vs Robert Covington's game after he joined the Blazers
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Here's a look at one of the Madden covers I put together for an upcoming post. More to come! #BillsMafia @EJManuel3 http://t.co/jFm04aLkav
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@statmuse @davidsams19 @RajonRondo @kawhileonard none of the remaining teams have been to the Finals since '93 (Suns) and none have won since '71 (Bucks)
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@jennmcallister I feel like there’s some meme potential here
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@purrplehaze24 @MLB @Dodgers Why are Dodgers fans weirdly obsessed with this narrative? It’s not a homegrown roster, it’s another bought championship and that’s totally fine. That’s how it works now, every team does it. Stop being weird.
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@Yuhitslitaf @NightmareTommy @Raptors “Should’ve” ... but didn’t 🍵
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@KyleBrandt Should’ve been All-Pro. Season-changing injury.
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I am absolutely floored that this is real
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Sean McDermott addressing media now: "My intent in the meeting that day was to discuss the importance of communication. ... I regretted mentioned 9/11 in my message that day, and I immediately apologized to the team."
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@SpencerMathis00 @AtlantaFalcons it's even funnier because the Panthers fucked him over. that's the joke
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@KyleBrandt Noel Devine
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@lord_brunson @KRadalasko Because he didn’t get to play the QB-less 49ers and instead faced the Mahomes-led Chiefs in the title game. Josh has played Lamar, Joe Burrow, and Mahomes on his conference’s side. Hurts played Daniel Jones, Brock “Hurty” Purdy and Josh Johnson.
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@MLBStats @Padres @TorresGleyber @Yankees @AROD @Adrian_ElTitan @Joba_44 @RobinsonCano there are 162 games in a season. the fact that every team doesn't play in every city each season is asinine.
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@arielhelwani probably for the uppercut well after he told him to stop
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. @TheEllenShow Hi. My college basketball team didn't get into the tournament and some school in a fake place called Tulsa did. Please help.
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@hornets it's not too late to completely scrap this plan and just bring these back
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@SheaSerrano because boston
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@IsaacGreen1216 @ESPNStatsInfo @EliasSports The fact that the number is either very low or 0 is a testament to his greatness, not a knock on it
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How do you commit a personal foul compared to a five-yard penalty and YOU get to choose whether to apply the penalties?
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@LeahCF @riley_ludwig And Rochester is 100% WNY (map seems to have it in CNY)
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@ArtButSports wrestling is a sport!
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@wojespn "our roster is officially unrecognizable and 6th man Jordan Clarkson is now the face of the franchise. your work here is done, here's a fat contract."
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@VikesCentral @billsfan5984 @BuffaloBills I can’t tell if the three he’s holding up is for the three losses in your first four games this season or the three losses in your last four games against the Bills
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This year’s first movie is Don’t Worry Darling which was a very nice surprise. Don’t let bad reviews for movies spoil them for you. Side note: the complaints about Harry slipping between accents is “did you read the article?” but for movies.
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Update: nope. Toy Story rescued me. Phew.
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@MLBONFOX Ohtani is the greatest two-way player of all time already
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@SdOtJones1 @FieldYates idk Shark Jones, are you?
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@contributenoah @NHL @JeffSkinner true, being 8th in the whole league sucks
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@jonmorosi @MLBNetwork @MLB I know another left-handed outfield who might make sense in that Toronto lineup
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A familiar face lands at number two on the #SCTop10 @Charlemagne597 #GoBonas
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@WFANmornings Records at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey this season: Buffalo Bills 2-0 New York Giants & Jets 2-6 Games played in New York State: Buffalo Bills 3 New York Giants & Jets 0 Doesn't matter what state you consider them to be in, the Bills own New York and New Jersey this year.
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@MLBStats Pujols was so unbelievably good for a long time. He would've done this in 12 straight seasons but he had one year where he had 99 RBIs.
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@SteelCityJW @NFL_DovKleiman Man, he really fooled you like that? That’s tough.
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@danorlovsky7 The Bills have one of the best WR corps in the league and they are: - three 5th round picks - two 4th round picks Tight end is a 3rd round pick. (This doesn’t excuse the Bears failure to secure pass catchers and it’s worth noting the Bills paid a first for one of those 5ths)
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@TheCartelDel @Phil_Lewis_ look at posts about injustice in America and you’ll see a comment section littered with people tagging him as if he’s some sort of Batman for social justice
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@Samskwamch @flanaganfilm He’s in the background of episode 5 when Nell goes into her parents’ bedroom after seeing the Bent Neck lady
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@DarrenDreger "he's going to be fun to watch" - he's been in the league for eight years.
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@WillBrinson @DelReid this is a wildly terrible take. the argument that Trubisky is “at least they took a shot” but the Jags had already done so with Bortles and the pairing of Blake/Fournette took them to within a few terrible reffing mistakes of the Super Bowl the next year.
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I’m intrigued by the City of Buffalo’s strategy to not plow at all this winter
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@JonHeyman "MLB and players union will meet in three days instead of today or tomorrow" really sells the urgency factor
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@reporterchris Seeing this list is a reminder of how bad not only Nashville’s current stable of forwards is but how bad the franchise’s history of forwards is
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