Pikagi
Dr Grayfang Profile
Dr Grayfang

@DrGrayfang

15,208
Followers
11
Following
6,851
Media
7,442
Statuses

Will Smith said it best, welcome to erff

United States
Joined January 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 months
People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show
Tweet media one
548
20K
210K
Last Seen Profiles
Roddy MacLeod

@Roddy_Coop

八尋白智鳥

@article_97

ᴄɪᴀ⋆

@ciejunnie

klaire🎐

@theklairebae

Toledo XC/Track

@ToledoXCTF

Kayla Jean Cosplay ⚔️

@KaylaJCosplay

poca

@plink_xdd

Gabe Embree

@gabeembree

EnvyMagazine

@envy_magazine

Susan_eng_9

@Susan_E52

ZKX

@zkxprotocol

Aseel Moczulski

@MoczulskAse

Next 100X GEMS

@Next100XGEMS

ALİ SÖNMEZ🅰🅰️

@as_sonmez

Daniel Rodriguez

@sphinxracer

Jen St. Jude ☄️ (is not really here anymore)

@jenstjude

Martinez

@MartiinezSa

Gay Jakarta

@pemuas_om2

Chrysler Building

@ChryslerBldg

marina stteele

@marinastteele21

Peyton_US_

@us_peyton5343

Gary M

@2026

City Bike

@citybikeksa

perlitasecretclub

@perlitasecretc1

Sonia Rabotoson

@SoniaRabotoson

Cllr. Jerry 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #conservative

@WelshCons

Dave Samson

@SamsonPhoto

shailendra kumar

@shail_munna

Patrik Dave Morias Mansiny

@davemsocim007

Kumon

@yogasuud

Nate Brate 🧍🏿‍♂️

@KingBrate

Diyanet TV

@DiyanetTV

Giorgia Quadrato

@GiorgiaQuadrato

The Drunk Astronaut (Animation Commissions Open!)

@TheDrunkAstron1

Thiago Mesquita

@ThiagoMesquitaT

Ivan

@Tre16084124869

@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
7 years
Saw the craziest rock formation
Tweet media one
211
23K
53K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
9 months
Me making a margarita for breakfast
Tweet media one
17
5K
38K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Tips to enjoy an IPA: 1.
Tweet media one
390
4K
29K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
10 months
“Let’s get a table outside” me:
Tweet media one
57
5K
23K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
treat her well this Valentine’s Day
Tweet media one
21
1K
9K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
On my fucking way
Tweet media one
19
1K
9K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Finally some realistic standards
Tweet media one
35
587
6K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
*November 1st* Mariah Carey:
Tweet media one
17
846
5K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
6 years
Hope everyone is ready for about 3 months of this bullshit
Tweet media one
12
1K
4K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Prince Charles getting up for work for the first time in 73 years
Tweet media one
10
282
4K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
the hardest decision an American has to make
Tweet media one
110
369
3K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 months
Me at the bar watching a frat bro in a romper pick a fight with a dude with cauliflower ears
Tweet media one
21
265
4K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
5 months
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the least productive Friday of the year
Tweet media one
7
203
3K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“if I stand up right when the plane lands, I can get off quicker” - these assholes
Tweet media one
48
267
3K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
When that beer at lunchtime went down a little too smoothly
Tweet media one
13
258
3K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
150% chance that Sean put the shrimp in Topanga’s husbands Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Tweet media one
11
187
2K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
*includes piss soaked pajamas*
Tweet media one
8
224
2K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“you have become the very thing that you swore to destroy!”
Tweet media one
19
228
2K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Yet another child star ruined by drugs and alcohol
Tweet media one
7
282
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
7 years
*watches Fast and the Furious once*
Tweet media one
10
649
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
if you aren’t dressed like this all weekend, get the hell out of my life
Tweet media one
11
135
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Never forget this legend double fisting beers at 9AM supporting his wife at the Olympics
Tweet media one
12
96
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
if Sunday night was a person
Tweet media one
4
136
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Tweet media one
8
97
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
5 years
“Back stage passes to Area 51 for $1500 bro”
Tweet media one
4
341
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
5 months
When someone asks if I have plans for new years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
22
143
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
How Twitter users look at everyone when Instagram is down
Tweet media one
0
102
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
the entire LinkedIn community:
Tweet media one
24
173
1K
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
this family is fucking extreme
Tweet media one
11
116
977
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Remember Angelica’s doll Cynthia from Rugrats? This her now
Tweet media one
10
169
982
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
1 year
Spoil her this Valentine’s Day
Tweet media one
8
244
964
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Can’t believe Daft Punk broke up. Absolute legends
Tweet media one
1
113
883
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
1 year
My response to anything work related in the next month
Tweet media one
5
218
855
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Russian generals that have to tell Putin a Ukrainian farmer stole their tank with a tractor
Tweet media one
10
122
827
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Driving in Oregon gonna be like
Tweet media one
5
152
731
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
“i hope this email finds you well” how this email found me:
Tweet media one
5
99
711
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Drank 10 beers for lunch. Feeling really good, best I’ve felt in 20 years! Don’t be afraid of day drinking. Don’t let work dominate your life.
6
195
724
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Shoutout to the parents in Christmas Story just chugging wine for breakfast
Tweet media one
2
87
688
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
When that beer at lunch goes down a little too smooth
Tweet media one
5
78
672
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
March 1, 2020 vs. March 1, 2021
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
110
678
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
The only person I want election updates from
Tweet media one
25
121
642
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
*wild animals just tryna bang* National Geographic:
Tweet media one
1
124
658
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
How people who back into parking spaces look at everyone
Tweet media one
16
48
642
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
8 months
“Have you ever tried DMT?”
Tweet media one
15
91
637
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Remember the Situation? This him now
Tweet media one
2
72
616
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Everyday is a half day if you just fucking leave
Tweet media one
5
82
604
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Oh look, the three worst women in the history of television
Tweet media one
32
64
563
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
5 months
Tommy Devito’s agent is the most New Jersey shit ever
Tweet media one
26
43
562
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
me: i’ll take the beer tower waiter: sir it’s 1030AM me:
Tweet media one
2
57
556
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
When you got a ton of shit to do but it’s 70 degrees in October
Tweet media one
3
50
540
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Elon musk after #SplashDown
Tweet media one
16
92
503
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Imagine how fucking bad this place stinks
Tweet media one
16
48
542
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WITH THIS MEDICATION” me:
Tweet media one
3
64
543
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
*any NFL player does anything* Cris collinsworth: I’ll tell you what, I’ll leave my family for this man
Tweet media one
8
37
533
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Baristas when someone orders the first pumpkin spice latte of the season
Tweet media one
5
65
525
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Sometimes when I’m feeling like shit, I just remember Courteney Cox’s hair in Scream 3 to cheer me up
Tweet media one
12
90
512
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
“did i leave my debit card here last night?”
Tweet media one
2
45
529
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Imagine owning a fucking NFL team and requesting this cut
Tweet media one
43
44
510
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
1 year
Madonna looks like microwaved fergie leftovers
Tweet media one
35
61
513
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
5 years
Kids that did this shit growing up are in jail right now
Tweet media one
24
71
476
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Did you know the weekend starts whenever you fucking want it to?
Tweet media one
5
65
511
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
OutKast: I’M SORRY MS. JACKSON me:
Tweet media one
1
87
508
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
There goes my hero
Tweet media one
13
73
496
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“Hope this email finds you well” how it found me:
Tweet media one
2
92
508
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Aaron Rodgers looks like he is here for the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway
Tweet media one
14
45
512
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
“Shelter down. It’s a fucking hurricane” Florida:
Tweet media one
2
49
495
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
Damn, they are quick
Tweet media one
2
64
495
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Everyone is talking about Bill Gates divorce but not who is getting custody of this fucking guy
Tweet media one
2
138
463
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
government: work at home bartenders:
Tweet media one
1
188
454
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 months
The Super Bowl halftime show we deserve
Tweet media one
2
61
459
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
People in Florida on the beach right now
Tweet media one
11
142
441
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Italians at the Euro Championship
Tweet media one
1
47
443
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
if you’re at work and see this shit coming at you, just quit
Tweet media one
4
34
435
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
How dudes who drink IPAs look at everyone else
Tweet media one
22
38
429
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“Certified Lover Boy fuckin slaps bro”
Tweet media one
2
81
403
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Me hammered at a wedding at the kids table
Tweet media one
5
76
409
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Kids today will never understand what a bite of this tastes like
Tweet media one
5
22
405
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
5 months
How it feels staying out late in your 30s
Tweet media one
2
34
401
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Dads getting ready for all the shit they need to build and put together
Tweet media one
7
57
390
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
7 months
1960s: in the future we’ll have flying cars 2023:
Tweet media one
3
60
395
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
A haunted house but it’s just people you haven’t talked to since high school pitching you pyramid schemes
6
150
396
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Behold an influencer in the wild
Tweet media one
5
22
381
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Whoever did this on Spotify, thank you
Tweet media one
7
51
386
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
A blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind people who talk on their speakerphone in public
12
184
374
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
this is why i don’t fuck with Applebees
Tweet media one
22
50
385
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“Influencers” after Instagram was down all day
Tweet media one
3
72
375
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
1 year
America: climate change isn’t real Also America:
Tweet media one
5
70
378
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Ever just get an email and think “fuck this shit til next week”
Tweet media one
6
46
367
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
1 year
The entire hip hop Grammys performance
Tweet media one
0
63
371
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
“you’ll never make it in Hollywood David!” David:
Tweet media one
5
115
362
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Dudes after they turn 30 picking their personality trait
Tweet media one
11
35
356
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
White boy summer
Tweet media one
3
120
350
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
if you’re ever feeling like shit just remember somebody woke up and chose this
Tweet media one
12
37
353
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“2021 is gonna be my year” - me eating a rotisserie chicken on the toilet
6
22
318
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
4 years
Pro tip for cancelling your cable
Tweet media one
1
46
347
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
2 years
“Tom Brady and Gisele are getting divorced!”
Tweet media one
5
42
345
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
Things are looking up
Tweet media one
3
101
342
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
“I’ll go out but only for one drink” 18 drinks later in my Uber:
Tweet media one
3
35
335
@DrGrayfang
Dr Grayfang
@DrGrayfang
3 years
How it feels pooping on an airplane
Tweet media one
3
32
341