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Doofus Maestro

@Doofus_Maestro

4 months

I would like 1 million followers because of reasons.

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@interesting_aIl Killing hornets with every cartoony method to exist 😂

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@ConfusingImages Unstoppable force vs immovable object

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@insultsrare Imagine being born and realizing your life is gonna suck within the first minute...

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@mischiefanimals Meanwhile, Poseidon provides safety and prosperity to the dog and his family as a thanks for the animal sacrifice.

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@ConfusingImages What's down in that bottom right corner? 🤔

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@Globalfights_ Solid leg kicks are no joke and if nothing else are gonna slow that guys movements.

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@ratioscrazyy Anyone that comments "bad idea" outs themself

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@theulq "My love for you is like a baby being consumed by ants while picking fruit"

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@brndxix This guy needs to be investigated, fired, and barred from any other law enforcement jobs.

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@big_business_ If she can pay for the BBL, she can pay for the extra seat.

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@ShitpostGate Gotta trust the experts.

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@Troviary I don't even know how to respond to this.

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@UROCKlive1 I guess the saying is "stem cells for me, but not for thee".

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@ask_aubry Before I read the caption I thought this was some bizarre sunburn...

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@interesting_aIl Harmless, fun pranks are the best.

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@mischiefanimals The face of a man with no remorse for costing you $400.

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@messedupfoods Me after one sip

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@GoneCrazyMedia Had like a 7 punch combo going on 😂

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@Enezator That little fake out at the end 🔥

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@cryst6l My guess is you never communicated this with your ex while you were together.

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@fwTyo 50 Rupee

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@JaYunnaMonae @_modap_ She looks like the kind of friend more people could use in their life.

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@jordynlucas_ Why do people think this is real? 😂

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@SakuragiEngine @ConfusingImages Ah, the good ole slumber stool

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@iWomansplainer When it's ripe, it's good. There is a fine line between under and over though.

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@s8n Real recognize real

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@jbfan911 Meanwhile, Murr's punishment is doing that exact same thing, but then calling his family to tell them he is dying from cancer.

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@ConfusingImages Can't wait to celebrate the 25th anniversary of this meme 😂

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2 years

He drank of the brew the longest. It changed him, allowed him to see what others could not. He could see through the veil! He told them of what he saw. While many heard only a rambling doofus, some saw a maestro and followed him... #TRIB Ξ @0xApes_NFT #NFTCommunity #BananaKingdom

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@FuguGain @Doofus_Maestro

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@FuguGain I'll follow anyone that follows me!

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10 months

@shoptemu Stick with these kids. No reason to make a squirt gun look that realistic.

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@mischiefanimals You can see it in his eyes, he'll never be reformed.

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@weirddalle How about two billion dollars and Sriracha? Just because I'm a billionaire doesn't mean I want to eat bland ass rice.

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@NoContextHumans Could also be captioned: British teeth Not British teeth

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@GoodReddit Each other?

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@ShitpostGate He just wanted people to see how cool magnets are...

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@normalgirl53 He could actually treat her well and be a good person. Meanwhile y'all probably crying over the guy you let cheat on you for the 5th time.

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@MarioNawfal His body might be 42 years, but his penis stopped growing at 42 months.

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@alcrsk I don't understand the language, but the picture is good enough anyway

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@messedupfoods As a white going to ethnic restaurants, I usually have to clarify that I want the real spiciness levels, not the white person spiciness levels. This is what I want.

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@kirawontmiss Maybe McDonald's could trade some picks for some Dairy Queen employees and get those damn ice cream machines working...

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@ProducersHQ Tupac may not have dodged all the bullets, but at least he dodged one...

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@warm__hole Preparing

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@InternetH0F Uber driver ain't gonna pick you up though. So really it's "die" or "pay $2,500".

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@ShitpostGate Can someone just tell me what the winner is?

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@pmcafrica Did David Blaine pack these or something? Wtf...

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@StrangestMedia Damn! I can't wait to go there and tip 11%. Shows gonna be fxcking wild!

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@PunchingCat Furry cat vs feathered cat

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@NoContextHumans Justified.

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@CreepyOrg The Neverending Story

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@7txita @ayeejuju But everyone can have you, so nobody wants you...

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@haschtomte23 @cryst6l 😂 I'm sure there is a better way to go about it, but at least that's better than a lie 😂

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@chrxstianh__ Probably one of the best uses of an under stairs space I've seen yet.

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2 years

Finally picked up #2 ! 🥳🎉 #0xApes #YellowArmy 🟨

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I'm gonna shill what I like and call out what I don't.

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@OvOBrezzzy I mean her name is ExtraEmily. She was just making sure she was extra.

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@kirawontmiss I guess that is the difference between people that are rich and people that act rich.

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@Soulful1865 If I looked out the peephole and saw that there is no way I am opening the door.

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@PunchingCat The cats gear system...

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@catturd2 Viva la mugshot!

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@interesting_aIl Well hopefully her new man knows how to do flooring 😂

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@insultsrare Actually if it's she then it's gotta be X23

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@2020fights Should have thought things through and bowed out after that leg kick.

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@L__G__B Translation: I will be offended no matter what you do or don't do.

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@kcalbug His face says "fxck whatever you think about me"

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@mischiefanimals 'Ello lil govna

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@streetfighthard The sound of the head bounce off the brick wall 👌

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@5uperfreak @MrSilly_eth @hm Okay...

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@hourly_shitpost I've never heard of the Loin King, but I bet he's overrated.

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2 years

I am the Banana King! 🍌🔥 P.S. Welcome home #13 . I haven't named him yet... #TRIB Ξ #0xApes @0xApes_NFT #NFTCommunity

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@MarveIFacts There is a character, but it is definitely not Killmonger.

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@FuguGain @Doofus_Maestro Help me grow and I'll help you grow! 🙂

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@InternetH0F Whoever sold 5 cent zip ties for 700 dollars is a fxcking genius 😂

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@mischiefanimals "Give unto me five sheep and you shall receive unending prosperity"

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@MaskedAntler Dude: "Hey man, give me a beer! I'm not a beer drinker, but I'm trying to find one I like." Server: "Sure thing! One liquid pine tree coming up!"

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@DromasGamerHD 👏

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2 years

The last one barely ended, but I'm already thinking ahead to the next #TRIB ΞTAKΞOVΞR! Had such a blast with so many amazing people! Can't wait to see them all again next time along with some new faces! The more the merrier! #TRIB Ξ #0xApes @0xApes_NFT

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@vandedjan Panty raid

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@FuguGain @Doofus_Maestro Follow me and I'll follow you! Cheers!

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@charliekclly Because of the implications

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@CensoredMen How would they know he had disabilities? How would we know he had disabilities? Why should disabilities protect him from receiving the same punishment as those without disabilities would receive in the same situation? Why weren't his caretakers watching/stopping him?

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@TweetsOfCats And to smoke imaginary cigarettes

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2 years

My submission for #TRIB Ξ's 1st Annual Cosplay Contest... 😬😂 @tribeodyssey #TribeCosplay #TRIBE

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2 years

Just picked up #5 ! 🍌🔥 #0xApes @0xApes_NFT #NFTCommunity

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@doxie_gay Not white enough. Add a big glass of milk.

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Finally joined the Cheetos gang! Was digging the straight up safari vibes of this guy! 🍌🔥 @0xApes_NFT #0xApes #TRIB Ξ #NFTCommunity

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@HeavC4 I've never read a truer statement.

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@GaryLHenderson 👋

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@WarMonitors Suicide by immolation. What did this actually accomplish?

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2 years

Bananas go hard 🍌🔥 #TRIB Ξ @0xApes_NFT

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@FuguGain @Doofus_Maestro

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@StraightOOC After that first hit

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@ynzybea @streamxchat_ @cryst6l Well at least you communicated what you wanted. Not trying at all is worse than trying and not getting what you hoped for.

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Doofus Maestro

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2 years

Welcome home newest family member! 🟨🍌🔥 #0xApes #Tribe #YellowArmy @0xApes_NFT

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@muchado33 @Halbeerz When there are no avalanche victims to rescue, so you create your own.

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@woofknight

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@DisneyWishMovie The story looks good, but for some reason the animation seems to be lacking "something" to me. Not that it's bad, just that it doesn't quite seem like normal Disney level.

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@messedupfoods Penny has the most beautiful voice.

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@AdebayoSadiq05 @AMAZlNGNATURE 🐐

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