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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

5 months

Jahmyr Gibbs is the first lion to score at home in the playoffs since David Montgomery about twenty minutes ago.

Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

5 months

The last Lions player to score in the playoffs at home? Derrick Moore.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

#LukeCage

Dennis

@cublion

8 years

The Lions were not prepared to play a bad team. What the fuck did they do all week ?

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

10 months

@CryHaviq @HammerFox2 You're pathetic dude.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

I've created a handy guide to local Detroit Lions writers for you guys.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Thanks to @NdamukongSuh , the best defensive player on the Lions for most of our life time. Hope to have you back.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

1 year

By drafting second round talents in the first round, the Lions assured that first round talents would be available in the second... When we have more picks

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

2 years

Your pro gun argument is invalid. All of them.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

You realize Matt Stafford just threw that 60 yards on the run right?

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

3 years

Dear fans, Regardless of how the Holmes hiring works out, the people doing the hiring know more about football than you. Yes, even you. Thanks

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 months

Well crap. We would have won this.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Enjoy Teryl Austin folks, he'll be a head coach next year somewhere.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

Dan Orlovsky's greatest value to the organization is that he stops people from demanding to let the back up QB get a chance.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 years

Hi we're very bad

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

The key is wearing pants so tight you can't feel your legs getting tired.

Rob Friedman

@PitchingNinja

7 years

Justin Verlander, Mechanics (lower half isolated) #SRGif

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 months

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Good riddance. Fool.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Well I suppose it was nice to see an NFC playoff game that was decided by the players instead of the league.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 months

Hell of a run boys

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 months

Just a reminder, in case I say something dumb during the game... This is NOT the official Lions account. I'm just a guy two drinks in.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

#SuckItHaters #SuckItTrainers

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

It appears Jim Bob Cooter "simplified" blocking scheme is centered around the notion of not blocking.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 years

Just saying, firing Trump and Patrica on the same weekend would be pretty amazing.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Dear Seahawks, Welcome to the offseason. We saved you a seat.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Okay @NFL , you pretty much just alienated an entire fan base.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

We have traded our pick to Marvel for a sneak peak at the Avengers 4 script

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

2051: NFL Rulebook is declared a perfect document as every weird inconsistency has been discovered by the Detroit Lions in game action.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 months

Holy fuck sports are stressful

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Martha Ford decided on two o'clock for the press conference because she wanted to have dinner first.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

We won by 10. And gave up 10 points. Shut up.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

Figures, the Lions defense give yet another QB a career high in passing yards.

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@DetroitLions

8 years

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9 years

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Detroit Lions

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3 years

Draft Plan: 1. Leak some Aaron Rodgers rumors 2. Hope the first 6 picks are so distracted they don't turn on their cards on time. 3. ????? 4. Trevor Lawrence

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

I have the sneaking suspicion that the New England Patriots are a better football team than the Detroit Lions.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

An 11 yard rush on first down for the Lions means 6 more weeks of first down running plays.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Even the most optimistic fan who wasnt high AF thought 2 wins in the first 5 games was a solid start.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

I can't think of a good pun about the acquisition of the new defensive tackle. Ngata a single one.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

So... about Bob Quinn.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

1 year

Rescind Jamo's suspension then we'll talk about doing Hard Knocks again

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

I wouldn't be averse to just making Matthew Stafford the offensive coordinator.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Just your run of the mill 99.99 yard first quarter drive for a touchdown on the road in the playoffs.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

I know he's a likable guy and we were all happy because he's local.. but TJ Lang has not been particularly good this year.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

We've spent a lot of time on this, and really think our new logo is going to strike a totally new cord with our fanbase.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Keep in mind, this could mean you're 78 years old.

Rational Lions Fan

@Rational_Lions

9 years

This is the best Lions secondary play in my lifetime

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

If Bob Quinn can continue to find such low cost quality options on the defensive line, this team will be continuously good.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

We would like to announce that we have come to terms with a nap. The deal should be consummated shortly.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

3 years

That thirty seconds we "wasted" was Green Bays time. Not ours.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

You know what's amazing? Tacos.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

3 years

Cowboys drafting a guy with character concerns? *Shocked face*

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

Matt Stafford NFL rankings this year: Pass Yds: 8 Comp%: 5 Rating: 9 YPG: 11 TD: 7 Wait, why do we need a new Quarterback?

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

By the end of next season Matthew Stafford will likely be two things 1. Only 30 Years old 2. 20th All Time in the NFL for passing yardage.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

This team will not go 16-0. They will lose a game. It's a promising start. Don't overreact either way.

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Detroit Lions

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9 years

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9 years

I wish we could play an AFC team in the playoffs, just to avoid Joe Buck.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

And if I have learned one thing from this year its... Matt Stafford is WAY BETTER THAN ANY OF US HAVE GIVEN HIM CREDIT FOR.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

1 year

You pay for Twitter.

Bo Jaques

@BoJaques

1 year

What the hell do you know about defense?

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Quick, name me one position group the Lions have that are above league average talent other than QB. That's why you keep Jim Caldwell.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Even quarter century old narratives aren't safe with Martha Ford in charge.

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5 months

Literally nothing scares me more

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7 years

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Detroit Lions

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9 years

The good news is, a lot of the problems we saw today can be solved with Larry Warford, Deandre Levy and the retirement of Joe Lombardi.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Tigers turned a triple play? Guess we're not the only ones in town that can do a Three and Out.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

2 years

We were gonna fuck up the #1 pick somehow, so a surprise dominant win over a 10-3 team is a fun way to do it.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Matt Stafford and the Lions offense are about to get suspended by the league for not allowing enough commercial time.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

5 months

Look. We made it through the first half with the A. Bad Goff play B. Egregiously bad call Out of the way with a lead.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

Trading a beloved but aging star and taking advantage of a sellers market at a position (that you happen to be strong in) is the Patriots way we've been clamoring for. With the hopeful emergence of a running game, Tate was a luxury.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

annnnddddd exhale

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3 years

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9 years

I give the fuck up.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

I fully was not expecting a win on the West Coast against a decent team today. The way this has gone down has been disappointing however.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

6 readers look forward to that column after 3 ads for mattresses 2 for dealerships and a weird story about A moose in oscoda video autoplays

kyle meinke

@kmeinke

7 years

Sources confirm to MLive that Matt Ryan is not Eli Manning

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

5 years

While I'm okay with the Lions becoming more like the Patriots, i REALLY don't wanna think about Martha Ford getting a hand job.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Ok guys, It was a great time tweeting with you despite the outcome. I dont know what next season will bring. Thanks for following!

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Ndamukong Suh. 1 year. 40 million. who says no.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

Preemptive Draft Grades for the NFC North: Packers: D Bears: G Vikings: A Lions: F

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

2 years

Can we just take note of how inept the previous regime was at identifying NFL talent? Tomlinson and Diggs were given away and Walker was benched... And they've earned 100 million dollars today.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

I haven't seen a flag that late since... well every confederate flag since 1866.

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9 years

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9 years

The Lions have been successful in quickly killing the "came back from 21 down in London last year!" narrative.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Hey look, the #MAGA folks need a safe space

MidwestMom

@MidwestMom313

7 years

@NFL @DetroitLions #NFLBoycott You took away the fans safe place to go to get away from the stress and chaos #GoodbyeNFL

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

5 months

Official reporting as pissed off

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

This game has been more entertaining than the entirety of our last 50 years.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

Why? I want them here every single week.

Slim

@Yes_Its_Slim

9 years

Leave Detroit and never come back. @Eagles

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

2 years

The actual account may have cool locker room videos. I could post my cat destroying Lego

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

2 years

@bobbkatt Certainly not any of the parents of the 14 children murdered in a school today. You submoronic fuckhat.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

Stafford, Ansah and Slay all get injured. Things are going great!!!

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

31 of them

J.H.Scramble

@JHScramble

6 years

Honest question: is there a better NFL coach out there than Hue Jackson?

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Having depth at long snapper was the correct decision and I think the results speak for themselves.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

4 years

It us 🤷‍♂️

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

A camera specifically designed to determine the most important plays in the game, and we ignore it's data. Gotcha, NFL.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 months

The official account should post a picture of a heinous dictator to distract from the ass beating.

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7 years

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

12 years

Been a blast hanging with all the real fans this year. Keep the enthusiasm on the ready for 2012. Future is bright for this team. #GoLions

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

9 years

No Martha, you can't fire me, I don't work for the team. It's an unofficial account.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

8 years

fire everybody

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

7 years

Well I texted my buddy in Houston and recommended light insurance fraud, so we're all doing our part.

Detroit Lions

@Lions

7 years

On behalf of Mrs. Ford and her family, the Detroit Lions have donated $1,000,000 to the @RedCross for Hurricane Harvey relief efforts.

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Detroit Lions

@DetroitLions

6 years

If the decision to cut Rudock factors at all in this season, 6-10 is quite optimistic.

JR

@PMAUSA2017

6 years

@davebirkett @freep Based on this Lions management lack of personnel judgement and decision to cut Rudock in favour of Cassel, my season record prediction remains now at a generous 6-10 ... the heartbreak continues Lions fans! @LionsMLive @stoney16 @DetroitLions

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