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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

I’ve been a fan of this guy for a while - he makes extraordinary Rube Goldberg machines with a level of wit that elevates them beyond any I’ve seen before:

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5 years

What Uri Geller doesn’t realise is that I staged Brexit in the first place.

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6 years

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. RT @GustavoVela71 : Robot

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11 months

I must be morally dim - I don’t see why a TV presenter’s intimate business should lead to public persecution. Makes me so uncomfortable. Having to ask friends why anything terrible has happened, why it warrants such shaming, and why it’s supposed to be endlessly my business.

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3 years

Cooking halloumi last night. Sometimes you feel the universe is telling you something.

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@DerrenBrown

4 years

Spent all day making this shitpile of a c*nting cake.

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@DerrenBrown

6 years

Don’t think this can be said often enough. For anyone frustrated by the fact they can’t ‘solve’ a loved one’s depression.

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@DerrenBrown

2 years

The best thing.

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@DerrenBrown

4 years

Eye-eye. All done.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

A woman at Newcastle station stood up from her seat and ended her life in front of an arriving train today, directly opposite the carriage I was in. A cry of horror within, blinds drawn, and an outpouring of care and tenderness between strangers making sure each other was OK.

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Derren Brown

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6 years

Now & then a young trans person comes up on stage in my show & I ask their name. I get the sense it’s the first time they’ve owned it in front of a big crowd. Can’t tell u how much it warms my heart. And in case u don’t know it, there’s a lot of love in the room when it happens.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

9 years

. @HossamAlyyy I'm very flattered you're attracted to me (if I read between the lines correctly) but I'm not looking for a bf right now x

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

Think this is my favourite letter I’ve ever received. Up on my wall of course.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

10 months

Nice lady at Tesco checkout asks customer after me in the queue to put my chocolates (which were eligible for the club card special) on their club card because I don’t have one (obviously). They get the points and I save four pounds and for a moment we all kind of bond. ❤️

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

I haven’t painted in ages. Attached is my most recent. Please God don’t let it be my last.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

Been keeping an eye on the news and as it turned out, the woman I mentioned survived and was taken to hospital. This life thing I so often take for granted - how extraordinarily harrowing it can be. ❤️

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

😧

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

Ooh @RichardWiseman RT @blader : This may be the strongest optical illusion I’ve ever seen.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Excited to announce that my first brand-new special for a few years, SACRIFICE, will ‘drop’, as they say, on Netflix OCT 19TH. Am thrilled to have made it for Netflix. Making it was an extraordinary journey, and for the unwitting subject of the project, it was life-changing.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Jack...

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

I was blow-drying the taxidermy (keeps the dust out and moths away) and I found on top of a pig attached to a balloon on the ceiling a small missing piece of an 18th century automaton that my parrot had clearly stolen and stored there. I’m sure I am not alone in this.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

2 years

You’ve probably seen it already but it is rather good.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Would you take a bullet for a stranger? Lay down your life for your enemy? I have a brand brand new special on Netflix soon.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Kids!! Feeling down in the dumps and in need of a pick-me-up? Pop down to the antique shop in Hastings where I saw this. You WILL laugh.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

10 years

Ah yes, Sherlock, of course. Timeline going berserk. Pleased you enjoyed my cameo. (And trust you hated them and me for just a second...)

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@DerrenBrown

1 year

Quick sloth baby before bed if you need one.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

11 years

No RT @JustinBieber : Hey @derrenbrown can I get free tickets to Infamous in London? Soooooo cool.

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@DerrenBrown

6 years

New dog. Humbug. Actual size.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Anyone know a Natalie? Weirdly just had Hugh Grant at the door asking if she lived here.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

You make me feel You make me feel You make me feel like a natural people.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Sometimes you poach an egg so exquisitely and no-one’s around so you have to announce it to the world.

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@DerrenBrown

9 days

Sat in A&E, opposite two older ladies who have been chatting for several hours, getting to know each other. A nurse arrives and calls one of the ladies in, and both women are startled to realise they have the same name.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

2 years

Have spent nearly 50 years thinking I hated Toblerone and it turns out I LOVE IT.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Just cracked two duck eggs and each had two yolks in it. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

Finished Whatsisname, by the way.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

She just flew down, stole a Blueberry Wheat from my bowl, and fucked right off.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

We may have accidentally acquired a little sister for Doodle.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

10 years

Christ http://t.co/11bwO4Qk9u

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

No matter how bad your day is, remember that someone somewhere (Vincent Flouret) is recreating Iconic Madonna photographs with his golden retriever.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

I’ve only been a way from Channel 4 for what, a year? My visitor pass today...

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Phenomenal. Cat watching Psycho. RT @METALTEARSOLID : im at work crying at this video of a cat watching a horror movie

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Deep in Sondheim. Hope to be finished in a few days.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

Just completed my selfie. Use in any way you wish.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

Today: Finishing myself off while Trump watches.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Very sad to hear of the passing of the legendary James Randi, which I believe happened yesterday. What a man, what a career.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

20 years.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

This is a quokka. I didn’t know about quokkas.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Freddie is coming along well. Still a way to go.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Visiting a Muslim country eight or nine years ago, I saw little piles of stones dotted around fields. I asked what they were for. ‘They denote the border between property’, our guide said. ‘It’s considered rude to put up a fence or wall’. Stayed with me.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Daring AND special. 20 years of derren-do. I have a night on C4 with a live stunt later in the summer and you can vote for your fave C4 wotsit. More details to follow. Twenty, though! You’re older than you thought.

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@C4Press

4 years

He's back! @DerrenBrown returns to Channel 4 this summer with a daring live stunt and a special night of programming celebrating 20 years of his jaw-dropping TV moments

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Derren Brown

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5 years

I found out yesterday that in 1956 my Dad saved the life of an 11yr old called David Hollis, who had near-drowned in a Croydon swimming pool. He’d be 74ish now, and went to Archbishop Tenison school. Would you RT and help me find him? Thank you x

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Derren Brown

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3 years

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

(Gentle cough...) pleased to announce that The Push (To The Edge) will be shown on Netflix from Feb 27th worldwide. Two more specials will appear on Netflix later this year including a big brand new one, which I have just today completed filming. Have been secretly very busy.

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Derren Brown

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4 years

Fast asleep an inch from cheese and no idea. Been 10 minutes.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

For those of you busting to know which name we settled on, we went for secret option #3 . We pick up Humbug in a couple of weeks.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

8 years

The RSC dressing room list today.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

1 year

Showman is finally done. Last night was a moving conclusion to three years of work. Thank you again to the half a million people who came and were part of it, for the beautiful stories you shared & letters you sent. I’ll miss this one. ❤️

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Working on Anthony H. Still a way to go...

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

“And then this one is Apocalypse which people really loved as well...”

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

8 years

EU rules say if vote is less than 60% (it was) based a turnout less than 75% (it was), then a 2nd referendum. Sign:

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Having a glass of Ribena. Why did other kid’s mothers always make it so weak? I’m 46 and I still feel a bit guilty making it at normal rather than homeopathic strength.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Tomorrow I shall announce something awfully exciting.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

2 years

Morning.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Night. RT @ABeale202 : This is the cutest shit ever.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Well done Ireland! Nice to see a referendum win for real reasons over imaginary reasons.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

A timelapse of me painting Willem Dafoe. Normally it takes me just under a second to paint these pictures, so what you see here is the painting process SLOWED DOWN so you can watch it in action.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

Spent quite a long time avoiding this bit of cotton last night thinking it was an out-of-season wasp.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

God this made me laugh

Jon Cooper

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4 years

This. Is. Hilarious. 😂

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

I can’t imagine anyone (aside from the narcissistic or painfully self-deluded) has ‘high self-esteem’. Life is largely a catalogue of embarrassment & failures to do oneself justice. What a task to still pursue something worthwhile and try to take responsibility amidst one’s mess.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

10 years

Christing Christ. http://t.co/vZoLE9YDtb

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

People over for dinner tonight and it will be time once again to leave this open on a little stand.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

I got out of an Uber here the other day and saw the driver giving me 2 stars. Mortifying. I had just sat quietly doing emails for the journey. I always give 5 regardless, which is right, yes? Now I am cloyingly nice. You’re all in bed anyway so I’ll sshh.

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Derren Brown

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2 years

“Bit by bit, putting it together Piece by piece, only way to make a work of art. Every moment makes a contribution, Every little detail plays a part. Having just the vision's no solution, Everything depends on execution, Putting it together, that's what counts.” RIP

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

Also a baby hippo.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

RT if you’ve a vague sense you wasted the weekend again.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Have been working on a new self-portrait. I’m SUCH a big-head.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

THIS GUY

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

If you are going to charge a loathsome £80 for your pencil, definitely definitely definitely spell ‘stationery’ right.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Sketching the Batch.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Oh dear.

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5 years

@JKCorden @DerrenBrown Can this be shown on TV?

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Derren Brown

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7 years

Have been doodling on iPad with the Apple Pencil. Extremely convincing experience. Here's a free-hand sketch of Chomsky what I did.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Dreadful 1st time with @deliveroo last night. Foodless birthday celebrations and hateful cheery chatbot thing when you try to find out why it never showed. So I made my first ever cake. Look, it’s utterly shoddy:

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

8 years

Spare a thought this Christmas for those of us who, because of our sexuality, are presumed to be able to wrap presents better than we can.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

I am meeting the most extraordinary people I have no business being around. But it’s ever so nice, and occasionally wonderful, like last night. These two.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

2 years

I walk in and find the sofa already occupied. She did this herself.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Phone conversation with Mum in which I kept using the word ‘goatiest’ until she insisted it wasn’t a word. She’s about to see I played it in our Scrabble app game for 89 points.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

Threw a (soft) frisbee with some force tonight, hoping to reach right back into the deep Bournemouth crowd, and instead hit a lady in the front row with a powerful, sickening slap.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

Just got recognised in a deli by the assistant. ‘It’s - you know - not Justin Bieber, the other one. Derren Brown’. 😁

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

I finished Heath.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

3 years

In rehearsals for Showman. And I realise I’ve been misreading this all day.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

You never quite know whether the raggedy towel in a cafe loo is for your hands or cleaning the toilet. (Either way I ALWAYS put it in my mouth).

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

6 years

I don’t want ANY questions about this, but Rasputin my parrot just came on my shirt.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

1 year

On another note, SHOWMAN is all over your telly this Sunday, 9pm, Chanel no 4.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

2 years

Soup made for tomorrow✔️ Food and booze ready✔️ Looking forward to hosting✔️ Christmas music playing✔️ Inexplicable faint sadness✔️

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

5 years

Wow.

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5 years

Never felt so useless... 🙃 (via )

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

4 years

This suspiciously flattering self-portrait is now for sale on my site as an original, if you like a giant bald bastard.

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Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

7 years

Doodle has just arranged herself like this so I don’t bother her. Has no interest in physical contact.

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6 years

Last night a heckler shouted across 10,000 people gathered to hear Harris, Peterson & Murray: ‘I just think we’re all being controlled by Derren Brown’. Thank you, whoever that was, it really made me laugh. Now 👏👏 you’re a chicken. And woah, your legs are wibbly-wobbly jelly.

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