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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 months

I swear Americans like cheese more than they like each other.

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Darla the Darling

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4 years

@OnlyInLVNV I wish people understood that their "freedum" doesn't give them the right to do whatever they want on private property.

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Darla the Darling

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5 years

@Brycematic @MightyAvocado I watch people defend behaviours that make women feel uncomfortable like “it’s only a catcall”. THIS is the reason we get uncomfortable. THIS is the reason we take these actions as threats. I’m so sorry the world lost another beautiful woman. :(

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Darla the Darling

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3 years

I don't want a guy with a huge dick. It's a vagina not a clown car.

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Darla the Darling

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2 months

Me to 19 year old child: What did you order on YouTube for $20? 19: I don’t want to tell you. Me: Was it porn? 19: It’s worse. Me: What was it? 19: Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1 and 2 😆😆😆

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Darla the Darling

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5 months

Okay I’m just going to say it: Alpha males are losers.

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Darla the Darling

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4 years

@RVAT2020 Canadian here. It’s true. We do watch in horror as Trump has lied and gaslighted you. We are so thrilled to see you waking up because Americans deserve better. ♥️

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Darla the Darling

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3 years

Who would you say is the most famous Canadian?

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Darla the Darling

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26 days

You know what women really want in a relationship? To not be your mother.

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Darla the Darling

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21 days

I just turned 45. Guess what I got for my birthday. If you get it right I’ll give you a surprise.

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Darla the Darling

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2 months

Can women take over the world yet or nah?

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Darla the Darling

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4 months

@JustElliot2 Okay it’s not just me.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

2 years

I have resting blow job face.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

Dear Thirsty Men of Twitter, How about instead of DMing me for blow jobs, you get your wives to message me and I’ll encourage them to suck your dicks instead?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

@thisisinsider A gross, toxic industry has gross, toxic vultures.

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2 years

What do you smell like?

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4 years

Dear America, You deserve better. Love, Canada

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Darla the Darling

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6 years

@Ayishat_Akanbi I heard something one day that really spoke to me. It said, "Don't follow your passion. Follow your curiosity."

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@TheMapleForce @cbcnewsbc @BillBlair You don’t know what happened? A girl was dragged by her arms while on her stomach down a hallway by a police officer who then proceeded to use her boot to push the girl’s head down. This officer needs to be terminated. Period.

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@cmclymer I don’t want her to find peace. I want her to know the contempt and abuse we are subjected to because my son is trans. I want her to know how scared I am every time my son leaves our house. I want her to know the anger I feel as she uses feminism to exclude my kid from society.

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Darla the Darling

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5 years

You’ve been warned...

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Darla the Darling

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3 years

When was the last time you were truly happy?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Touching someone’s genitals with ice cold hands is known as a Canadian handjob.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

10 months

Okay folks, sorry to keep bothering you… When I say Labyrinth what’s the first thing that comes to mind?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

2 months

Newsflash: Women can open pickle jars.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

10 months

Bob Barker died. He was 99. He got the closest without going over.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

*This account only accepts classy dick pics.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

Anyone else want a piece of me today?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

“Punching the clown” is my favourite euphemism for masturbating. What’s yours?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Who is horny? Women in their 40s:

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@samellens @OnlyInLVNV And these people need to experience exactly what happened to them here at Costco. They need to meet resistance at every fucking step. Freedom doesn't mean you get to do whatever the fuck you want. Lesson time.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

Dear Canadian Twitter, It’s been claimed there is a dislike for the western provinces of Canada amoung those not from the west and a greater desire for Alberta to separate from Canada than ever before. Which province are you from and what say you to these claims?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

Who do you have to fuck to get a hug around here?

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Darla the Darling

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3 years

Him: What’s your favourite position? Me: CEO

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

It’s Tuesday AND my 40th birthday and only two people have gifted me the joy of seeing their balls. Why do the rest of you hate me?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@washingtonpost Why was there a crowded funeral service at all?

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@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

I went to Catholic school and I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

Calm down. It’s just garlic.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

A man just sent me a picture with googly eyes pasted on his nipples. What do I do now?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

@TheJaredMonroe @Alyssa_Milano You should have stopped at “I owe @Alyssa_Milano an apology.”

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

Are you really Canadian if you haven’t apologized for apologizing? 🤔

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

Boobs boobs boobs. Why does no one want CHEER UP vag pics?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

9 months

My husband just called a vase a flower casket and I couldn’t even argue.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@W7VOA @POTUS Any leader who thinks counting ballots is a terrible thing is unfit for office.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

2 years

@TMZ Are we really shocked by seeing a penis that has been on the internet since the 1990s?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

@KaitMarieox Mine made me dinner and gave me a bouquet of orgasms. Better luck next year hon.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Cum is now known as BASTARD BATTER. I will take no questions.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

Penises are great and all but show me your IQ.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@cyborgias Gen X never had a chance because Boomers won’t retire and FO already!

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

Does anyone know now to get colour stay lipstick off? *asking for my nipples

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

It’s depressing when you dinner has a nicer ass than you.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

Today is a great day to put lotion on your balls.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

So yeah, get the tit pics from the girls with the great tits. I was blessed with a face people want to throw cock at.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

What’s your favourite thing to dip your fries in? You can’t say cum.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

I like to leave people better than I found em.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

I don’t mind seeing the dicks. I’m just gonna say it.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

7 years

@Rosie I saw you on Seth Meyer and though this would put a smile on your face. #CaptainAmuellerica

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

@Reuters This is what women of bravery look like.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

6 years

My pepper was horrified but I ate it anyway.

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@DarlaTheDarling

7 months

Is it time for woman to take over yet?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Just once I’d like to stick my asshole in my cat’s face.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@nytimes Canadian here. I’m curious how US senators demand delay to SCOTUS justice selection on an election year then turn around and do that very thing this year? If the people can’t trust their government due to lying and hypocrisy, how can the rest of the world trust the US?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

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@bostonteapartyd @OccupyDemocrats Follower count doesn’t count for much in the real world where Donald gets repeatedly found guilty of fraud.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@NewsNationNow Um is this a bad time to remind y’all about the whole “no justice, no peace” thing?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

I prefer the dicks in my DMs to have balls.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

I’ve been gathering some solid advice on how to attract men. Please let me know if you have anything to add.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

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@Cptnrwrpnts @lewing99 “Not to brag or anything, but one time, I did this chick so hard from behind her head fell off.” If there wasn’t video, none of Carl’s friends would have believed him.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Can someone please explain to me why the fuck Americans hate cussing so much?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

6 months

This is a shout out to that one person who always likes your posts. You are the unsung heroes of Twitter.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@Rich_Cooper Once again...

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@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

It sucks when you order an expensive sex doll and she comes with that all too familiar ‘Don’t Fucking Touch Me’ face.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

11 months

When you finally meet your hero in real life.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

@davidlister11 @CNNPR @tedcruz @CNN @clarissaward David, did you hear the entire sentence. She said chanting death to America while being friendly is “utterly bizarre”.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

5 years

Not to brag or anything but I just smoked weed so good I can’t think of a word that starts with the letter ‘K’.

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@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

What would you be the patron saint of?

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@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@robbystarbuck @sciam Robby, Trump doesn’t put America first.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

I finally found my meme!

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Someone told me he couldn’t send me dick pics because I’m a classy lady. I laugh so hard I flashed him my tits.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

11 months

My super power is telling people I’m crazy so they go away.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

8 months

When is it National I Saw Your Junk Day?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

My mother-in-law said she doesn’t know what we’re going to do with her ashes when she dies. Kitty litter was not the right answer. I know this now.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

Someone told me it was stupid to still give blow jobs after the age of forty. Are we supposed to stop doing what we love when we turn 40?!?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

8 months

Adulting has more crying in the shower than I was expecting.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

1 year

I want my gravestone to read Hey you kids! Get off my lawn! You?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

11 months

Whenever my teenagers leave the house I yell “CONDOMS!” at them.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

I think this text reply about sums up why I’m not voting Conservative:

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

Guys....I think my mom might be a Karen. WTF do I do?!

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

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Fuck thunder. Do you have a Blowjob Buddy?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

@nypost I feel like there was a real missed headline opportunities here like: “‘Vagina’ candle explodes in woman’s face” Or “Gwen’s exploding ‘VAGINA’ candle blows UK woman away.”

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

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Retweet this if a Canadian has ever made you horny.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

3 years

Is it sexting when you tell someone to fuck off?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

2 years

Who called it a vagina and not a penis flytrap?

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 months

So Amazon Prime is going to start showing commercials. I will make it a point to boycott every product that interrupts my viewing.

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Darla the Darling

@DarlaTheDarling

4 years

@BBCLBicker Tell them to come back later. We’re busy dealing with illness.

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