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Host of @foxholeshow and @honestfoxcomedy Founder | Honest Fox Media LLC jared @honestfoxmedia .com

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@TheJaredMonroe
Jared Monroe
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I didn’t want to do this… #FreeJaredMonroe #FreeSpeechMatters
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Jared Monroe
5 years
MY KIA IS A MERCEDES MY KIA IS A MERCEDES MY KIA IS A MERCEDES MY KIA IS A MERCEDES MY KIA IS A MERCEDES MY KIA IS A MERCEDES
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Dr Julia Shaw
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TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN WHEN THEY DO ALL THE STUFF THEY DO THIS INCLUDES WHEN THEY DO ATHLETICS IMO feminism has to be intersectional & trans-inclusive. Who‘s with me?
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BREAKING: I’ve just been sentenced to 13 years in prison for my role in January 6th. I wasn’t at the Capitol that day but I was alive and may have liked a Tweet featuring the guy with the funny goat hat.
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Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26. Raise the voting age to 26.
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5 years
Suspended?! The guy is being formally charged with a crime and he *might* be SUSPENDED!? ‘Member when @therealroseanne was fired for a tweet? I ‘member.
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Variety
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‘Empire’ Producers Consider Suspending Jussie Smollett (EXCLUSIVE)
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11 months
Watch What Is A Woman? below! To share, hold down on video and select “tweet video”.
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6 years
I made that.
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1 year
My god. I’ve never seen news media rush so quickly to sympathize with a child killer.
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4 years
@terrycrews @jonathanwsabin The very fact that there are so many triggered people in these comments should tell ya something about the #BlackLivesMatter movement. Classic totalitarianism. But it’s not a cult you guys! 🙄
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6 years
Great news! Guns are already harder to legally obtain than a drivers license and “military grade” assault rifles are already illegal.
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5 years
@Alyssa_Milano You’re old. You’re irrelevant. You’re disingenuous. You’re ignorant. You’re probably mentally disabled.
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@Alphafox78 People don’t understand how camera lenses work. Probably lost a little weight and the lighting is different. But 90% of the difference is just a telephoto lens (probably a 70-200mm) vs the super wide selfie camera on your phone.
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To Hilary Crowder, who was like a sister to me, I love you and I am here for you.
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4 years
Perhaps during this national time of #QuarentineLife , we can take some time to learn how to spell quarantine.
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8 months
Apparently satire is too close to reality. Not sure if that’s a commentary on my humor or our jacked up government??
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7 years
Dear @benshapiro , are you also Jeff Gordon? The world deserves an answer.
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5 years
I thought that was a virtue for the Left? 🤷‍♂️
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The President of the United States barely speaks English.
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Issue one more tweet or statement endorsing an opinion that I am somehow sexually involved or want to be involved with Hilary Crowder and we will have a new lawsuit.
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"Jared Monroe WILLINGLY signed these documents... and then WILLINGLY violated them MULTIPLE times..." - @TheQuartering
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6 years
Hello, Twitter. Miss me? #FreeCrowder
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4 years
This is what I’ve been saying! If I wasn’t pro Trump before, MSM and Big Tech would have made me vote for him out of sheer rage.
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the more twitter runs these pro biden fact checks and ignores the bullshit biden is up to the more i want to vote trump to spite the establishment
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I stand by this text to Hilary Crowder and you would too if you knew what I do. Release my NDA. #FreeJaredMonroe
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Man this is wild. I thought my tweet was obvious satire blasting the feds. Seeing SO many people sending me prayers and well wishes is crazy. I don’t think they’re silly for not getting the joke, I just feel so sad that the level of corruption in our government has brought people…
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6 years
“No uterus, no women’s health” opinions? Ok. How about if you haven’t personally purchased and trained on a firearm, you get no Second Amendment opinions? Deal?
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1 year
It’s almost like thrusting mentally ill people into the spotlight for your own political agenda is a bad idea?
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New York Post
1 year
Trans flight attendant famed for airline ad dies by suicide: ‘Sorry I could not be stronger’
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I truly can’t understand how the same people that mourn a miscarriage can defend abortion. Literally the only thing that’s different is in one case, you WANTED it. How do they reconcile that?
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@jason_howerton A little boy in my daughter’s preschool flat out proposed to her a couple weeks ago on the playground. He also called her a “delicate flower”. No outrage from me. They adore each other as friends. Freakin weird to be worked up over.
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1 year
In the spirit of solutions, I will say that what Daily Wire and @MattWalshBlog did with “What is a Woman” was incredibly valuable and productive. Sure, it made money. But it broke through the “echo chamber” and CHANGED a lot of minds. It didn’t exist just to “preach to the…
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Every RT and donation helps. Thank you so much. #FreeJaredMonroe
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6 years
I love how the Left and #metoo movement have suddenly taken aim at parties, alcohol and regretful sex. Something Christians have been firm on since forever and they mocked us for. It’s almost like there’s something to the self-control thing found throughout the Bible. 🤔
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It’s never been about “equality.” #WAP @benshapiro @thedailybeast #cancelfeminism
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7 years
Sadly, less than 2% of you will like and share this picture of our brave Vietnam soldiers. Let's see how many likes they can get.
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4 years
They put that banner above the door like lambs blood in Egypt 😂🤣 literally the Angel of Death has more decency than these clowns.
@RealJamesWoods
James Woods
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How’d that work out for you? #BurnLootMayhem #BLM
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January 20, 2017. ‘Member? I member.
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STATEMENT: I never tried to extort my former employer. On the contrary, they are now suing *me* for $1 million, trying to cause my family financial ruin and force my silence. This baseless retaliatory lawsuit and the legal harassment that preceded it are a clear violation of the…
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Build the Wall | Change My Mind. Austin, corner of Congress and 8th.
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She’s perfect.
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@chelseahandler If you want to live a meaningless life void of courage and joy, that’s your right. But stop selling it to kids and young adults as if you’re happy with your life choices. You’re not. And most of us know it.
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FWIW it should be noted that I resigned from Louder With Crowder via written 2-week notice in July of 2018. I was not fired or dismissed from my role nor was I forced out of the company in any way. My departure was 100% my decision.
@McDillyDangle
dillys and dangles
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Everyone shocked that @scrowder is going hard @realDailyWire must’ve been distracted when he unceremoniously cut ties with @blckriflecoffee for not being ideologically pure. Or when he dumped @TheJaredMonroe for 🤷🏻‍♀️…his volatility makes him great, also makes him a bit crazy.
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Jared Monroe
6 years
You misspelled “Pussy’s Sporting Goods.”
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Breaking News: Dick's Sporting Goods, one of the U.S.'s largest sports retailers, will stop selling assault-style rifles and require gun buyers to be 21
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My life.... is complete.
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@ChristineSDahl Man I hope most of these comments are equally satire.
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5 years
“Facts are good” -Radical @benshapiro
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1 year
How good are this guy’s cakes??
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@jasrifootball @espn This sounds like a guy who wouldn’t mind playing somewhere else.
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5 years
By this time tomorrow, we will be 3. Cannot wait to meet you precious baby girl.
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Austin. Congress and 8th. Come one come all. #2Genders #ChangeMyMind
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5 years
I’ve learned a WHOLE new respect and appreciation for my wife as I’ve watched her mother our daughter these last two months. Absolutely incredible. Never take moms for granted, it’s the boldest brand of feminism. Period.
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
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My wife (who, it is rumored, is a doctor) stayed up all night with my five-year-old because my girl has a brutal cough due to flu (tonight is my turn). My wife then got up and went to work to care for her patients. That's feminism. Not murdering babies outside the womb.
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And my former employer hired the guy who defended Bill Cosby. Not kidding.
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Robert Books
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@Nina7Infinity @TheJaredMonroe The fact that she’s hired the Michael Avenatti of divorce lawyers tells me all I need to know. I’m waiting for her trot out Gloria Allred for a press conference.
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In all fairness, Joe Biden probably didn’t know Joe Biden did that either.
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If you’re going to bed with your stomach in knots, worried about the outcome of this election, consider the possibility that you’ve placed your hope and faith in the wrong place. Jesus is King today and He’ll still be King on November 4th. #ElectionNight #2020Elections
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5 years
Being a Conservative in 2019 feels like being the only sober person at Lallapalooza.
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This may be one of the best 3 minutes of Tucker I’ve ever watched.
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Jared Monroe
5 years
Behold the fruits of your #BLM “movement”. Today, it’s dumping water on the officers trying to serve your city. Tomorrow, it’s wondering if that same officer will come and save you. Insane.
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Didn’t realize it would take @RealCandaceO going full honey badger to gain 300 followers on this god-forsaken platform but cheers and welcome to each of you 🙏
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Nailed it. #ImWithHerNow ...not.
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That face you make when you realize @benshapiro still doesn't follow you.
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5 years
Fixed.
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3 years
Why is it that a $50 Yankee Candle won’t keep a room smelling nice for 5 minutes after you blow it out but for some reason the smell from a Burger King bag that was only in my car for 5 minutes will last a week??
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So incredibly proud of my mom. She graduated from nursing school in May, knocked her NCLEX test out of the park yesterday and became a licensed RN today! Not to mention she’ll be completing her BSN in the coming months. You inspire me, Mom. Love you so much.
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If #KyleRittenhouse is found #NotGuilty , millions of people will suddenly think it’s ok to not be murdered at a peaceful protest.
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“Less taxes are good” -Radical @benshapiro
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1 year
Quick test to see if this is legit or not. Anyone out there just now seeing me on Twitter?
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Hey @therealroseanne ! Our line producer has been in touch with James Moore to get you on @scrowder ’s show. NOW IS THE TIME. How’s Thursday sound?
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I’ve never been a Keanu Reeves fan but everyone says the John Wick movies are good. Should I catch up and watch the 3rd?
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There’s no job on this earth better than that of husband and father. Today I witnessed the most incredible woman I’ve ever known deliver our third child. Life is a gift and family is wealth. Trying to soak up every moment I can.
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I stand by this tweet too.
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7 years
Dear @benshapiro , I'll take that follow now.
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Jared Monroe
5 years
Not everyone can have a storied resume of accomplishments like making the perfect Tom Collins and a 57-0 vote 😂
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6 years
Love him or hate him, this is an INSANELY dangerous precedent.
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5 years
Where all the #MeToo peeps on this one? #SelectiveOutrage
@PrisonPlanet
Paul Joseph Watson
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Refugee acquitted of rape ‘as he has different cultural norms’ – His female victim attempted suicide.
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Twitter jail really wasn’t so bad. I appreciate @jack and company giving me some much needed “me time” to reflect on my sins. Also, Milo says hi. #FreeCrowder
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Tide Pods are a hell of a drug.
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6 years
Is now a bad time to submit a request for @Twitter verification? #FreeCrowder
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This is Twitter’s most important moment to date of the @elonmusk age. A true watershed moment. Just how committed is he to free speech and rooting out the disease of left wing truth hating employees in his own company? We’ll see.
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Jeremy Boreing
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That was fast. Even after ⁦ @elonmusk ⁩ said Twitter’s threat to label What Is A Woman “hateful conduct” and to throttle the film’s reach was a mistake, Twitter did that very thing instantly upon the film going live.
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Spoiler alert: truth is not what the majority agrees on. Truth is just truth.
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I submit there is no such thing as a "10-year-old activist," just bad parents of 10-year-olds.
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Jared Monroe
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Few things piss me off more than parents who bitch about their kids and being a parent on Facebook and Twitter. Good to know your kids can check your timeline in a few years and realize how much you resent them. I may write a column on this.
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Jared Monroe
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Update on little Daisy. She is supposed to go back in for surgery today to finish her liver connection and to close her stomach which has been open to allow for swelling to reduce. Please pray for strength for Daisy and her mommy and daddy. Also pray for the surgeons. Link to…
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Rewatching LOTR (extended edition of course). Gosh, I love these films. The music. The landscapes. The story. It’s perfection for me.
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5 years
I love how @RealCandaceO is being grilled on “neo NAZIs” while literally being surrounded by masked white (Antifa?) liberals screaming profanities and death threats at her. You can’t make this up 🤣😂
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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I don’t care what you think of Candace. I don’t. Be honest. Imagine any other black woman invited onto a college campus to give a speech - getting surrounded by masked white people who scream “get the fuck out!” It would lead the news for weeks. Sickening.
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Has anyone asked Pluto how it identifies?
@SPACEdotcom
SPACE.com
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Pluto Still Deserves to Be a Planet, NASA Chief Says
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Why are people defending Lauren Boebert? Genuine question.
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6 years
I'm sorry. But this is amazing. I don't care who you are.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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They just didn't get it, but they do now!
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STOP 👏 SEXUALIZING 👏 CHILDREN 👏
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
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9-year-old Austin drag queen spreading message of love
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Semi automatic. This is why we don’t respect you.
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A Florida man said two armed men invaded his home and were beating him when his wife, eight months pregnant, saved the day by shooting one of the intruders with an automatic rifle, a CNN affiliate reports
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WHY I decided to leave so abruptly is a different story but it was MY personal decision.
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Jared Monroe
6 years
Men: find one woman. Marry that woman. Put your penis only in that woman. Problem solved.
@bbgoriginals
Bloomberg Originals
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STDs have hit a record high in the U.S.
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They just don’t make ANTIFA thugs like they used to...
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I officially denounce White People.
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I can't remember the last time I was this happy. And just thinking about that little girl coming in TEN WEEKS turns my day upside down. I can't wait to meet you, baby girl. And if you're 10-years-old now sifting through my old tweets, clean your room.
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Short list of words that make me immediately dislike you: -Problematic -Clap back -Privilege -Diversity -Quinoa
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Honestly, I’m really surprised how quiet social media is on Kavanaugh tonight. Were all the SJWs raptured? Is the joke on me? Where they be?
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Twitter doesn’t deserve this content.
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Are we allowed to declare Congress a “non-essential business”? Asking for America.
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@realDailyWire Speech writer revealed…
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Jared Monroe
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Omg. Someone somewhere cleared this. This is pretty embarrassing even by @voxdotcom standards. Read for a good laugh >>
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Jared Monroe
3 years
You need a vaccine passport to eat in a NYC restaurant but you don’t need a basic State ID to vote for the people who mandate vaccine passports at NYC restaurants? Interesting.
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Jared Monroe
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Attention: I absolutely adore my wife. She’s my best friend and an incredible mother. Oh and she’s hott. That is all. 🤓
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