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@BernieSanders You are crazy! Why should people who earned their money bail out people who borrowed money? That is the height of irresponsibility! I don't want to pay my mortgage or my car payment. Will you pay them too? Most dangerous Presidential candidate EVER!!

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#WhyImNotVotingForTrump He only cares about himself and his family, and keeping his grip on power.

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#TrumpCommencementSpeech Congratulations to the class of 2020. Your hard work and dedication got you here today, because you're poor. I, on the other hand, had a fabulously wealthy father who donated massive sums of money to my school so they would pass me.

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#IdRather_ThanVoteForTrump Eat this whole container of "Toothpaste & Orange Juice" ice cream.

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#ICantBeWithSomeoneWho Is rude to a waiter or waitress

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#ThingsTodaysKidsCantDo Enjoy a whole meal at McDonald's for about $2.

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#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity How to fake patriotism so uneducated people will vote for you

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#PerksOfMovingToCanada Your leader actually cares for someone other than himself and doesn't spend the day tweeting

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@KristenhCNN This was supposed to happen today! @GSAEmily is an absolute disgrace and a threat to national security.

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@WhiteHouse Where is it snowing? Nowhere near the White House. Is there anything you people don't lie about?

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#TheWorldWouldBeBetterIf Every child has equal access to a quality education regardless of socioeconomic status

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#DiscontinuedHotPockets Bees & Used medical needles

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#WhenTrumpIsOutOfOffice The next President and Congress will have a lot of work to do to put the Constitution back together, after he has shredded it.

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#OnThePandemicUpside Drive-In movie theater owners are seeing their business surge. If you're bored, and you have a theater near you, go see a movie.

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#ICantBeWithSomeoneWho Eats pizza with a fork and knife

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#DonaldTrumpIsTheTypeOfGuy Who doesn't care about anyone but himself.

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#PanicIn4Words It's at the Disco

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#SexIsGreatButHaveYou Ever gotten really excited when the gas pump stopped on an even dollar amount?

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#WhenBidenTakesOver Women should think twice before accepting a position in his administration.

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@JoeBiden Never! I'm not getting a vaccine for a disease that will never affect me.

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#RichFolkLockdownProblems They already played all of the games in their basement game room and now they are bored.

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#HBOMaxJustCanceled All cookies with raisins in them.

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7 years

#MyChristmasWishIn3Words No starving children

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5 years

#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne Your two most recent predecessors were praised for their academic achievements, while you just made false claims about your intelligence.

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#WhatTrumpHasTaughtUs If you take an action (or fail to take action) that results in thousands of Americans dying, blame someone else and lie about it,and hope another big news story comes along.

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6 years

#ThingsThatConfuseMe Why healthy food is expensive, but sugary foods are so cheap

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@petridishes @markos I read this twice. It makes no sense. 😳

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#BragAboutYourGeneration Our music was actually singing and not just AutoTune

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#MAGAFoods Orange Chicken

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#WorstThingToDoAfterSex Offer her a comment card and remind her that after 10 sexual encounters with you, she gets a free slice of cake or pie.

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@BumbleBeeszy Absolutely! @NYGovCuomo is just who you want in a situation like this. I'd also vote for our neighbor @GovMurphy in New Jersey. I enjoy hearing his daily briefings.

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@HoarseWisperer @JudgeJeanine Jeanine was our District Attorney where I live in Westchester County, NY. It is sad to see how spectacular her fall has been.

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#RelationshipRedFlags They have a Confederate flag hanging from their car, and the trunk is full of guns

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#WhyMenThinkWomenNeedUs To hold their purses when they try on clothes at the mall

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@EricTrump Why was your Dad rushed to the hospital recently? Why is he having difficulty walking and why does he keep slurring his speech? Did your Dad have a stroke? This is what the American people want to know!

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@RudyGiuliani @TwitterSupport Please suspend this account permanently. It is pushing unproven remedies in a time of unprecedented health crisis.

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#RichFolkLockdownProblems They really wanted to go on the yacht this weekend, but now they are stuck in the mansion.

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#MAGAFoods Traitor Tots

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6 years

#GraduationAdviceIn5Words Live with mom. Save money

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump @LindseyGrahamSC Aww... Lindsey is protecting his master again. Kinda sweet and yet really pathetic at the same time. Graham is doing a huge disservice to his constituents. If his only job now is to protect Trump, Lindsey really should resign.

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#AnnoysMeMoreThanAnything Healthy people who park in handicapped spots

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@EricTrump If your father didn't have his own company for you to work at, you'd be flipping burgers. You've never had to look for a job once in your life. Look in the mirror before you judge people.

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#DonaldTrumpIn5Words Biggest mistake America ever made

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#ThingsImGonnaMissAboutTrump How inappropriately his wife dressed. What is this?

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#LetsGoBrandonReallyMeans We aren't very bright, but look at all the guns that we have!

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#AfterMyQuarantine The cat will be very happy that I have left the house.

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@realDonaldTrump The middle-class will remember how you abandoned us a month before the election, because you felt it was more important to jam your radical Conservative Supreme Court Justice through. You will pay for this at the polls!

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#ReasonsImNotRich Every time I have a choice to give a penny or take one, I always give

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#DearLeadersOfTheWorld Try focusing on things that matter, like healthcare, infrastructure and technology. Enough with all the wars already.

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#StephenMillersTheTypeOfGuy Who would answer the door on Halloween and steal kids' candy baskets before slamming the door in their faces

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#GrowingUpInNewYork This is how you eat pizza. No knife and fork necessary

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#TaughtAtTrumpUniversity How to make a fool of yourself over and over for as long as you can

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@ABC It would have been impossible to imagine in 2005 that we would ever have a President dumber than George W. Bush, but I guess nothing is impossible.

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#IdRather_ThanVoteForTrump Move to Canada and vote for Trudeau

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#AfterMyQuarantine I'm buying a bunch of food for the needy or donating money to a foodbank. It's easy for me to drive to the store and buy whatever I want. So many people can't do that. It's times like this that make me realize that.

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#AsAChildIThought There was someone in the refrigerator who turned the light on and off

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@TopherSpiro Wealthy people don't need their Social Security checks, so why should @realDonaldTrump care?

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#LesserKnownCovidSymptoms Inability to stop playing golf as people are dying

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@robreiner Trump's supporters aren't the brightest people.

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#TrumpIsSoOutOfTouchThat He thinks the kids who are being kept in cages are enjoying their "vacation" from Mexico

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@eugenegu He lies about EVERYTHING. Big things, small things... He seems so detached from reality. It's like his brain won't let him tell the truth about anything.

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#GreatPresidentsNever Think that their children belong in meetings with world leaders. Did you ever see Malia Obama talking to the Prime Minister Stephen Harper? Just look at how she looks at him.

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#SideEffectsOfGettingOld Breakfast is at 6 a.m. Lunch is at 11 a.m. Dinner is at 4 p.m. Staying up past 8 p.m. really makes you feel wild & crazy

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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn "My" government? That's not a phrase that we should hear in a democracy. It is the people's government.

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#InsteadOfFlyingCarsWeHave 200 different options for your coffee at Starbucks.

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#ThingsWeAreNeverMeantToKnow The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

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#ImNoLongerAllowed To let the cat drive, even on low-traffic roads.

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#WordsToPutOnMasks I'm smiling at you

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#FakeTrumpNewsHeadlines Trump goes a full 24 hours without lying about anything.

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@ThatEricAlper Work in a tiny garage that washes Matchbox cars

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#FavoriteAfterSexActivities Saying "Thank you. The money is on the dresser," because manners are important.

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#TwitterLifeVersusRealLife Twitter Life: I enjoy all of these late-night hashtags Real Life: I really wanted to go to sleep two hours ago

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump He could have done it before he played golf. Trump's priorities have never changed. Golf first, then his job. I'm so thankful he'll be gone in 24 more days. It can't come soon enough.

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#DonaldTrumpIsTheTypeOfGuy Who will look straight into an eclipse, just because someone told him not to.

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@marcorubio Biden? Its "President Elect Biden." From a man who allowed the leader of your own party refer to you as "Little Marco," you should know how it feels to be disrespected. I hope you will be an adult, and refer to (almost) President Biden in the proper manner.

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#SignsAliensAreReal How else do you explain these two? They are definitely not from here.

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@nypost Studies declare that the New York Post is extremely biased, and even if AOC had developed an effective Coronavirus on her own, the Post probably would've given credit for it to the closest white man in the room.

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@JoeBiden Higher taxes and debt passed on to the next generation. It means that Democrats are mortgaging my childrens' future for what amounts to nothing more than a government-funded "get rich quick" scheme.

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#Trumps2020Resolutions Get a new boss. His current boss is really shady.

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@KellyO Jill Biden isn't even Hunter's mother, even though she is the only mother he has even known. I give her a lot of credit for treating him like her own child. That is a wonderful thing to do.

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#ThingsYoullNeverApologizeFor Eating some of the raw cookie dough before you could make the cookies

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#StonerDatingApps Weed Grindr

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#DescribeCanadaBadly Their money is "loonie," while our President is just looney.

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@LeaderMcConnell He mocked Michael J. Fox's disability. Rush Limbaugh was a monster. He is a perfect symbol for today's Republican party.

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#ScarePeopleAwayIn4Words I voted for Trump

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#HeardInAHairSalonAndDuringSex Tilt your head back and relax

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@MysterySolvent "Thank you taxpayers for allowing me to destroy Jackie Kennedy's rose garden and waste your tax dollars when we have an $25 trillion national debt. God bless Mother Russia!"

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#TrumpACandy Snickers -- Full of nuts, just like his rallies and his supporters

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@EricTrump So is your father... in debt! He's clinging to the Presidency because he's broke and once he's out of office, the IRS will come right after him.

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@PressSec @realDonaldTrump A man who cheated on his pregnant wife can pretend all he wants, to be religious. If he weren't fighting for a second term, Trump would be on the golf course right now, not pretending to care about religion.

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#JobsIWouldBePerfectFor A taste-tester for any pizza chain

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#ISaidIDidntWantHelp But maybe I now have one or two more cats than I can handle.

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#WhenBidenTakesOver I know there will be more diversity in his Cabinet than this.

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#IfSomeoneIsReallyIntoYou You'll be the first thing they think about every morning, and the last thing they think about at night.

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@RWPUSA All of the information that Dems are using to justify this impeachment comes from someone with no name, no face, no accountability. Why shouldn't GOP be able to question this person? Should the whistleblower's credibility just be assumed? Democrats would never accept that.

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#LiveFromThe2017Inauguration I wish I'd gotten a seat closer to the stage. I can't see over the guys in the front w/ the white pointy hoods

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