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Statistician - All about the Facts, the Figures + a little bit of the Feelings involved.

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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
No matter how horny you get as a man; 1. Never knack your guy babe 2. Never knack your guy ex/fling 3. Never knack babe wey reject your guy for your presence 4. Never knack a drunk babe 5. Never knack your sister/cousin 6. Never knack person wife 7. Never knack your guy daughter.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Andrew Tate literally said the same thing that got the rapper 'PNB ROCK' Killed many hours before it happened. Who cancelled this type of guy?
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@Dan_dapenman
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2 years
Where is Runtown? Where is Solidstar? Where is Black magic? Where is Demmie vee? Most importantly, where is flash?
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Davido managed to do O2 arena, World cup song & draw, PS5 soundtrack & more in 2022, if Davido still happens to be on the new Wakanda soundtrack, performs at the world cup main event and possibly gets a Grammy nomination, it's finished.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
11 months
Thank God for Davido. omo this people carry me handicap last year, no stat and argument i no pull, I explain tire. This year na everybody dey explain give me and I'm chilling now. I go hustle funds to reach that O2 Arena show next year by God's grace.
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Thank you God for everything.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
6 months
If Davido drops a song by 12:00 AM, everybody in the club will sing along by 4:00 PM that same day.
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Kenny
6 months
Burna and Phyno vibing to Roboshotta in a club last night 🔥
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
8 months
UNAVAILABLE will give Davido his first 100M streams on Spotify and his first Grammy nomination and Chris Brown's sensational will give him his first hot 100.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
The Butcher and the Watcher. 🤝
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
Davido was never an upcoming.🎯
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@chemicalbrodar
Chemical Brother 👌
1 year
Wizkid international blow - 2014 Davido international blow - 2016 Burna international blow - 2018 If Burna is new cat to Davido, does this mean Davido is new cat to Wizkid?
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@Dan_dapenman
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6 months
Candace Owens is actually who Chimamanda thinks she is, somebody who is in tune with reality. Candace Owens vs Chimamanda on Feminism and Gender equality and Chimamanda will come out in a body bag.
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This is what I mean by progressing Igbo culture, and I love what Chimamanda is doing.
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@Dan_dapenman
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1 year
Some reasons why i go be Davido guy no matter what happens. 1). Davido was the first to credit & shout-out to songwriters when everybody dey form levels, now there's a category for the songwriter of the year and Adekunle gold won the inception for writing one milli for Davido.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
This is the most satisfied I have been as a Davido fan, na bant and rant up and down before now but; Timeless brought Calmness, Timeless brought Happiness, Timeless is Stainless. 💯🎯
@davido
Davido
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OTILOR!!!!! 🌎❤️👑 FEEL!!!!
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
90k capacity Wembley from now till next year ending, who says no? Ticket must sell reach 50-60k out of the possible 90k IMO, except say no be Davido again. UK eating up the album so...
@davido
Davido
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Toronto we about to sell out ! 16k ! 🇨🇦
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
I never thought Davido will ever debut in the top 100 of this chart let alone 50 but now he's in top 40. He's back in the conversation. 2nd highest debut behind LD by Burna boy. It has now surpassed AG, TAT, MLLE and MIL. Now that's a huge statement.
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chart data
1 year
. @davido 's 'Timeless' debuts at #37 on this week's Billboard 200. It becomes his highest charting album (17K sold).
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
The way Angelique Kidjo dey promote that Davido album and Na money, if Davido no submit that album to Grammy, na she go use her hand go submit am. she never man anybody like this.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
@thatdammygirlie With all these fake rape cases around, any woman i get involved with will sign consent form and affidavit with her full details and 8 passport photos.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
1 year
Nobody has got nothing on Davido in this industry, this is the very height of everything.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
He painted exactly the same scenario. Well I'm almost on 200 followers, with the level of game and logic, one would think I'm heading to 10k followers but I do appreciate the top ones that relate.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
6 months
@Brian_O_Mars About Men and Feminism, our sister is dead wrong and always have been. “men created things to only benefit them and called it culture” that's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
I think Davido should attempt Wembley this time. he can sell more than 50k/90k tickets and he's set, he's got the buzz. Imo
@DaVidoCharts
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1 year
. @davido ’s “Unavailable” feat. @MusaKeyss remains at #1 for the 4th consecutive week on this week UK’s 🇬🇧 Afrobeats Chart.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Kings of Amapiano concert was held in the UK Manchester, it was Focalistic, Uncle_Waffles and DJ Maphorisa and guess who dey invited for their main event, Davido! The concept of the concert was Amapiano meets Afrobeats which they called Amabeats. I called it Afropiano back then.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
@KizzDaniel After telling God, pick your phone and call Davido, he knows Aisha the Qatar songbird, he knows redone the FIFA producer, he knows infantino the FIFA president, his friend Idris Elba get mouth and can play the song to the right persons. Na man God go still use run am, wake up.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Focalistic became the Amapiano poster child, he climbed to no 1 on Apple music Nigeria, the first SA artist to debut on billboard trilla and Davido helped him, it was called Amabeats. Meanwhile, where's Davido's flowers for taking afrobeats mainstream? I see Vultures.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
10 months
Idk but Davido should not sleep on a ticking time bomb like this, it already has 4M+ on YouTube. what's the worst that could happen?
@DaVidoCharts
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. @ozuna ’s. “Eva Longoria” feat. @davido earns it’s biggest streaming day on Spotify on August 7 with over 200K streams.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
11 months
Unavailable is simply the biggest song in Davido's album globally but you see Feel, that song is huge in the US and can grow wings. a clean video and a good Remix with a top US artist and it can get the hot 100.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Davido's A Good time is not a good album, it's a great album.🤝
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
6 months
One Ticket - Everytime wire me money shekpe!!! Baddest Boy - Bad belle lopo laye Shekpe!!! Ke Star - E goes down when my Gs connect, no disconnect. Bahd Baddo Baddest - Mr dele na my boy dele na my boi High - Ehen! wake up and jump start, I go you chop like oha. Deactivate.
@big_soluman
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Mention a song davido was featured in that to whole club sang to and I’ll deactivate. Local musicians
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
10 months
‘I'm here to confirm that the king of afrobeats is back baby, I'm talking about Davido, dropped his Timeless album and I'm talking hit after hit’ Radio fit no capture that part sha.
@USRadioUpdater
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. @davido ’s “Unavailable” will officially impact US Urban Radio on July 25th.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Davido headlining the biggest reggae concert in Valencia, good for marketing new songs. If he performs risky, then invites Popcaan as guest, the roof will go down. If he doesn't perform Gba gbe oshi, we might have to start a dialogue.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
@LAxFLAME He didn't fall off, he was taken off for his comments that triggered you know who. Last year, nobody got anything on him. He is dope but he will get negativity because of that very incident, people who troll his rap now we're busy blasting it off last year.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
10 months
Davido X Michael Rubin??? 👀👀 I prefer not to speak, if I speak.....
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@Naija_PR This is what they don't want people to hear, they will shutdown the truth in anyway possible.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
@BlaqBonez 🇳🇬🤝🇿🇦 Fela in Versace 💔
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
11 months
Wait, topping yesterday's all time? 😳 Should Davido get an official remix for the first time, for real this time?
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. @davido and @MusaKeyss ' "Unavailable" earns its biggest streaming day of all-time on Spotify, with over 696K streams.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Headies took the awards to Atlanta but Davido is where y'all draw the line 🤡. Name an African artist that has brought down more foreign artists to Nigeria, I'll wait.
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Uncle_Dan
10 months
@Irunnia_ @InternetH0F Bold of you to think it was grandma.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Saying other artists are bigger than Davido in America because of the billboard hot 100 is the same thing as saying Black sheriff is bigger than Sarkodie here in Nigeria because his song KTT got to number 1 on Nigeria Apple music charts. Deep it!!!!
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
@AlNassrFC_EN @Cristiano His weaker foot strikes still stings. His confidence is back! Ronaldo in the pockets>>Ronaldo in the box.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Zlatan remains the only true Davido friend in the industry, both outside and inside.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Cristiano Ronaldo and Jordan Peterson is the best picture on the internet this whole year!! Kings of Masculinity.💪
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Shizzi kept hitting and Davido kept spitting, Gbagbe Oshi slapped very hard.✔️
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Something fishy could have been the flag bearer for ABT if it had gotten a music video in place of so crazy. IMO
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2 years
Focalistic is the first south African to perform at the O2 arena and ready to become the first South African at State farm Atlanta, who is the influence again?
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6 months
@michaelobi99 Chimamanda is dead wrong.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@shugar_mummy_ @OgoOn80 @Kcobiefule I'm happy women are the ones saying this here because this is now a huge debate. American liberals are saying women are better drivers than men.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
@billboard @DAVIDO_STATS Davido obviously sees the criticisms sometimes, they won't see the need to comply if y'all don't complain, see?
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
If Davido ever get Kanye on the remix for stand strong before the end of September, he will not only get nominations, he will win 💯.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@_VALKlNG All of a sudden, you people have realized you don't need the Grammys? Nigerians are not yet serious. You were undermining a fellow country man's achievement at the world cup by saying he sang with upcoming, now who the hell is that lady that just won best global song????
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@drpenking now ask her and she will tell you that this is the happiest she has ever been despite career, Feminism lied to women, luckily she escaped the wall.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@brfootball Bruno Fernandez? Really? Declan rice? Really? No mason mount, no Rudiger, no Thiago Silva, no Kovacic? Rudiger and Thiago Silva>>>>>Diaz Mount and Kovacic >>>>Rice Kovacic in the midfield >>>> any man utd and arsenal and Liverpool midfield this season. They worship stats.
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@Naija_PR Flip the script and it's chaos. we all know what we're doing.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@KamaldeenAdewo1 @90sSophie Why are we suddenly saying Fu*k the Grammys, is Grammy no longer the yardstick to judge music?? Una get long way to go mentality wise in this generation and country.
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@jayythedope @_AsiwajuLerry The fall of masculinity is the fall of humanity, most of these things should be common knowledge but the society has fallen, I respect a man who knows how to use his platform. More Power to you.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
If they gang up against me, I'm not fighting them but it will not work - Davido.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
1). they try to cancel you, if it fails, 2). they try to make up something and put you in jail, if that fails, 3). they kill you. - Andrew Tate 2022 well Mr Tate, you are now down to your last life and we all know the top G will never kill himself.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
@Blue_Footy Since this guy stayed fit for three games as captain, Enzo is looking better and more relaxed thanks to him.
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3). Davido's range is too wide, he can chill with the homeless guys from trenches in the morning and chill with the FIFA president in the evening. 4). he chills with literally every single tribe, religion and nationality, no discrimination, no bigotry, no problems.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
It's going to be very sick if Davido goes into Man City dressing room and they do the Unavailable challenge after winning another EPL title. I'm Unavailable dem no dey see me 🎶 Imagination wan kill me 😤.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Even if Davido doesn't perform in the FIFA world cup main event, the soundtrack and the draw performance is still top 3 greatest moments of the Nigerian & African music.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@edatheman World wide international treasure.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Hayya Hayya by Trinidad Cardona, Davido & Aisha and Redone ft Ozuna & Gims (both produced by Redone) are the only songs on the FIFA YouTube page for now, others are unofficial songs.
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@munyahhhh @Tyrantwrld Tekno Pana was the biggest song at some point, the video even has more views than mad over you.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
@LadyRoza_001 O.B.O (the Legacy) album. marking 10 yrs of O.B.O (the Genesis) album and the journey so far. With this album cover art.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
First, they take our dirty linens to wash outside, brought mainstream Anthony Anderson to troll the failures, what was the aim of taking the show to America? Will America take their show to Germany? Osas had to fake her laugh the whole time, the show kept falling apart.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@Naija_PR This generation is witnessing the worst set of women in history in it's entirety and richness, the fear is that it might get worse.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
Question: What of Carolina? Davido:
@instablog9ja
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We may be divorced but my ex-husband is still the love of my life -- Caroline Danjuma
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2). Despite being an American citizen, he has represented the culture especially outside the country. He battled the heavyweight record label Sony (as their first ever signee from Nigeria) over trying to change our sounds to suit their market. took the blow but now it's global.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
Sometimes, it's good to be 'outside the box' creative, i still think the Lala music video helped Davido Land the UEFA and the world cup roles, i might be wrong.
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
10 months
This you?!!
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@anelisa_tuswa
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Men really think being 30 and unmarried is a sad place for women? 😂😭😭😭
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@Dan_dapenman
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Hope Davido still has space for another artist. big Derrick on the M.I.C, dropping bars like central C, steady bombing cos he don't want peace, easy for him like ABC. skrrrr!
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1 year
Wande coal removed Davido from "come my way" only to name another song "E Choke".
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Tired of getting a Davido collaboration this year tbh but Asake's organise has Davido written all over it.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
I have always bashed Davido's team but now i must give them their flowers. The Lagos concert is a show of star power and declaration that he's now officially outside. The roll out is great starting from ground zero, he will headline more shows and do more arenas than before.
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5 I have love for the underdog story. when he came out, it was the Wizkid show, facts. shortly after wande coal and the need for the baby boy ladies guy soft boy approach, Davido came in swinging and the ginger was wild. it was one hit one video back to back. old Davido >>>>>>>
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@davido @trvisXX Since Lil yatchy already said it, why do I have to argue online?
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@DanielRegha @davido @FIFAWorldCup @RedOne @trinidad @aishaofcl Good of you to say it, people said he wasn't good enough to be on the Beyonce movie album but apparently, he is good enough for FIFA and we love to see it. Now they are saying it's not a big deal to feature on FIFA official soundtrack 🤷, for Nigeria na we dey do ourselves.📌
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
The Unavailable EP simply shows that the old stubborn Davido is back. Say what you will but the man gets the anatomy of hit records and he knows what music is.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@Naija_PR For every hot girl you see, some dude somewhere is already tired of her.
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Davido sold out 17K capacity coca cola Arena in Dubai and Ronaldo scored his 850th career goal. I'm hyped.
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7). Davido helped many artistes that i know and have come to rep today, In Unizik, kizz Daniel was booed off the stage when he had just woju and I remember telling someone that if Davido feature this guy now, all these insults go end and gbam woju rmx, 😂.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Make Davido just announce that collaborative EP with Focalistic make everything scatter, the streaming numbers will be mad, people will rush it, these guys should learn to capitalize on opportunities when they arrive.
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Uncle_Dan
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@AjeboDanny already crying ahead of time, who mentioned single?
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
Nkem Owoh made Sam Loco Popular and it's not even an unpopular opinion. Nkem Owoh was the focus and many of the names on this thread played supporting roles for him at one point. Respect to Sam Loco though.
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@the_Lawrenz @Naija_PR Damn! you just touched them, it was a trap.
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@king_chike007 His voice was replaced in the industry by Burna boy just like olamide replaced Da grin. I miss Black magic, his mates are still in the game.
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Uncle_Dan
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6). Davido is a Chelsea fan, a Ronaldo fan, a November man, a family oriented man and a fierce truth teller (we have all these things in common), he just said in an interview that the Timeless album was make or break for him and non of his peers can be that honest and open.
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
Diamond platinumz Number 1 remix, soft tattoo remix, Tekno holiday, thought this was going to be few but doings plenty.🎯
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
@JosephineEsenwa @3ARyder @_xcassssh See? Men and women are not the same, y'all in this comment section proving my point. Men that have money don't care about how much money a woman makes but a woman that makes money still cares about how much money a man makes. Equality is a myth, men and women are not equal.
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@Naija_PR She doesn't have strength to answer because it's totally crickets.
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@pearlythingz The result:
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@Iam_entee @YomY0m_ Don't listen to what a woman says, just watch what she does.
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2 years
@blaccmajek @yungmaydaily They took the award for Nigerians to America, they are giving Kidjo hall of fame, don't we have legends to honor? is Angelic Kidjo Nigerian or they just want her to come, that's how Wizkid won artist of the year last time just for attending. Yet everybody dey blame government.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
The omission of Ballon d'or and Question is exactly what differentiates Burna boy and Davido. I don't think Davido will ignore his friends features simply because the songs didn't fit. I want him to sometimes put himself first, be more ruthless and show no love lost🧷.
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@DanielRegha Bia this man, stop disgracing our name. We want Labour party to go federal cos of the competence of candidates, not their party flag? Davido is campaigning for his uncle not just PDP. We would support Obi even if he is still in PDP. Shades.
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2 years
@viral_x4 @ESPNFC You blame him for the five years 😂
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Uncle_Dan
1 year
Any video Davido drops from Timeless that isn't 'Unavailable', will be wrong timing. get dance crews in Naija, UK, US and Caribbeans, Just like 'party rock anthem' and it's gone 🚀. Pocolee will hold it down here and these guys will blow up the US. Imagination wan finish me 😏.
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@abel_irimiya @AyyanBabar0 @Ibbikhan_167890 @MrFilipeOrlando How many target men have 80? Or is he the only target man? That guy has scored the highest number of headers in football history. Somethings are not supposed to be argued.
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Uncle_Dan
2 years
Davido literally selected Buju, that's surprisingly good. I'm missing AG baby in the line up though but it's a smart move this festival.✔️
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@Dan_dapenman
Uncle_Dan
2 years
Davido is not the king of Nigerian music, he's the king of African music who just happens to be from Nigeria.
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