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Barstool Sports | 🇿🇼 🐘Matemai 🐘🇿🇼 | Gooner

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
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He’s got that Dawg in him 🐺🐺
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You a woman of your word?
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Sup?
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Nahh I’m done 🤣😂😭😭
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Close call as the Path was leaving for Jersey, So my Korean BBQ order got stuck outside as I squeezed in. Odds we make it across The Hudson?
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God damnit this fucking crazy 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😭😭
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I was wrong! Make that 2 and a half people of color who work at Barstool Sports #CTESPN @CtespnN 📈
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Perfect height to eat some farts
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What a ride it’s been man. Dave really has changed my life, and to be able to stay on really is a blessing. Big up everyone I work with here at a Barstool, all the stoolies and my family back home. It takes a village to raise a man, and without all y’all I wouldn’t be where I am
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2 more years of @DaMidgetZimbo !
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I’ve put in hella hours on Trailer Truck Parking Simulator, but this right here has broken my brain
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People may say what they want about Dave. If it wasn’t for him, I’d probably be stuck in a terrible economic situation in Zimbabwe. He was the only one to take a chance on me, and for that I’ll forever be in his debt
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Barstool Radio
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BREAKING: @DaMidgetZimbo HAS PASSED IMMIGRATION AND HAS A VISA TO STAY IN THE United States “I saved an African midget’s life today.” - @stoolpresidente
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Got a real one playing at the peoples tournament today @BarstoolClassic
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This is offensive. As a Zimbabwean man, I demand an apology
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Samantha Steele Ponder
13 years
Todays lessons: For me... Zimbabwean men like fat girls. Yes, fat. (Winters are cold) For them... white girls don't wear weaves (pull it)
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My Cousin sent me this from our family Christmas party at home
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Look at the size of these units!
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What about the Marine?
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Unreal 😂😂 there’s no parallel between Dave and a third world dictator. Trust me on that, as I’m quite familiar with both.
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"[Boston] worships him [Dave Portnoy] like a third world dictator, and even call him El Presidente." -- Soledad O'Brien on #HBORealSports
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That’s it for me today
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Daily Mail Online
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Woman who 'married' a ragdoll admits their family life is 'complicated' after she had 'twins' - and says her husband is stressed about providing for the family
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Happy Thanksgiving. God Bless 🙏🏿
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Spinzone:
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Unwritten Midget Rule: Never pat midgets on the head. Should have knocked him and his wonky eyes out
@FrankieBorrelli
Frankie Borrelli
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Possibly my favorite video of all time. Wait for it... @GrittyNHL
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Hey @BarstoolKState I’ve done my part, now you do yours. Haa ini zvangu ndakutospakwa nenyaya yekuenda kuVegas. LFG!!!!! #BudLightBusters
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Shout out to all the pears 🍐
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People get mad about straws, but honestly CVS should be put in jail for their receipts
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Move performed frequently during crosswind landings. Play flight simulator for me once
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Don’t show this to someone who hates flying
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Lost in all the noise was something I mentioned. As much as we as people want it to be, life ain’t black and white. Dave changed my life
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Dave Portnoy
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By the way with all this PPP loan info coming out just want to remind all of @barstoolsports that “Bad Guy Dave” said no to taking money from Gov designed for struggling small businesses and said I’d loan money myself so even the last guy on the bench didn’t get laid off.
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The whole situation with NWHL really is sad. I feel for the athletes. The over politicization of every aspect of our everyday life is ruining our society. Throwing around false accusations loosely, really is disrespectful and undermines actual victims causes. The world sucks man!
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Said goodbye to my most trusted go to pair of boxers since 2004. Some of my biggest moments in life they were on me. Graduations, jumping on tables, you name it. In these, I could not lose. RIP
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My culture is not your button down
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Hey @failingupwards thoughts?
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The promise land
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Haven’t seen my family in like 3 years and I’m so so so gassed to be going home you cats have no idea man
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In N Out Burger is average at best. Wish I could get my 2 hour detour time back, to get it for the first time ever. Not worthy of a balls rating
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A note on Dave
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Just had to swim through waist high snow to go pick up the boss mans lunch. No boots. Some may call that a heroic move. Me, it’s everyday bro.
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In English “I am broke”
@SportsCenter
SportsCenter
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Breaking: Floyd Mayweather says a rematch with Manny Pacquiao is coming this year. More:
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Get Out (2020)
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Kinging with the king of New York. Imagine, from Zimbabwe to chillin with the King @lilsasquatch66
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How does the shortest guy in the joint end up with this?
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When I pull up at the village with the Stoolies T-shirt money 😂😂 Link in bio. (Via moistbuddha/IG)
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Do dogs relate to dwarfs better...... a tweet: 👇🏿
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I’ve been laughing for like 8 hours straight 😂🤣😂
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I’m just gonna sit this one out 😂🤣😂🤣 this bruddah crazy 😭😭
@AB84
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2 months
, only people of color with barstool are Wallo and Gillie. #CTESPN #Crackers
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✌🏿✌🏿 See Yah
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HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!
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Dynamite comes in small packages
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Made it home! Even the beer didn’t break. God bless and follow my TikTok
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Apologies. I never ask in my life. But I need a massive favor. I need to get an appointment at the USA embassy for my visa in Harare when I’m home. They have a 6 month wait time. My flight back is scheduled for 17th. So need to go to the embassy the week before that
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This isn’t even a contest
@BarstoolRadio
Barstool Radio
6 years
Now that Verne Troyer has passed away, who is the face of little people?
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I don’t like how people on the streets of New York have been looking at me, since that Bagel Boss video
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Off to do some white people shit. Apparently we skiing and snow shoeing. Whatever the hell that means. Just pray for me
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Blessings in overflow to you and the new mrs. So happy for you. Shared the incredible news with the family back home and they are sending all the love and blessings to you my bro!
@DonnieDoesWorld
The Wonton Don
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Virginity Status: Lost
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Sup? (Via itsmakaylale on TikTok)
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📢FLACCO STINKS. ITS TIME📢
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I’m retired from white girls
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Full tour of the village drops when I get good internet
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My life is insane honestly. Young kid from Zimbabwe meets one of the premo athletes on the planet, and now he might play again next year! The peoples tournament is undefeated!
@TheRealTroopzTV
TroopzTV
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Zah and a fan
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Up up up!
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9 months ago I was planning to go back to Zim and starting a new life. Today, I wake up hours away from a potential trip of a lifetime to Vegas! Wow, Life comes at you fast #BudLightBusters
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Unreal moment
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Cuzzo @PatMcAfeeShow flying through the sky with ease. Unreal
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Whoever marketed New York City globally as the place to be, deserves 74 cows. This city is an overpriced dumpster fire
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I’m weak 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭
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Not to come crying to you cats but I haven’t seen my family since we filmed when I took the 2 Donnie’s home in 2019. Miss my loved ones man.
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Ok y’all got me. Shout out whoever made this
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Can’t wait for O.J to wake up
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RNR 8?
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Mom goes harder than I do #Viva
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I’ll see y’all in Miami next year 😳🙈😍
@Ayethatsmera1
THEE LITTLE PERSON®️
10 months
THEE FIRST LITTLE PERSON TO WALK IN MIAMI SWIM WEEK 🫶🏾❤️ thanks to naavaswim !
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Wait, didn’t this guy quit as Prince? Why is he still doing this jazz
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
2 years
NOW - Prince Harry at the United Nations: "We are witnessing a global assault on democracy and freedom."
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Yoo this vaccine works wonders man 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@martymush
Marty Mush
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Keeping you updated after receiving the Covid vaccine
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You always gotta keep your head on a swivel around me @martymush
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I hate the fact you can’t see me in photos taken in clubs
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Taking the kids on a field trip @TheCousinMike
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I wouldn’t move an inch
@barstoolsports
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Coming for that ass ISIS @zeroblog30 (Via @Smoothsmith8 )
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@DaMidgetZimbo
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Hear me out…
@DisturbingClipz
DISTURBING CLIPS 🔞
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Worlds shortest woman turns 30 years old
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When dreams come true!
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5 years in Jersey City come to an end. Excited to move IL!
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Just touched down in Zim.
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Fit all summer long
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At least I’ll lose some weight
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Whoever at Barstool HQ that took my foot stool from this corner of the radio control room, I’m giving you till end of day today otherwise your whole bloodline is gonna be cursed.
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This country needs saving from these crooks
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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Okay, this is absolutely bonkers. Nancy Pelosi's option $NVDA calls have made her +$700,000 (!!!) in under two months, more than her TRIPLE her annual salary of ~$223,500. This is after Nvidia launched a deal with the US government, making Pelosi’s $NVDA ITM calls now up ~30%.
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Barstool Football @StoolFootball ⚽️⚽️⚽️
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Lotta people that have never stepped foot, always have a lot to say about working here. I’ve worked in different parts of the world. Best place I’ve worked at and couldn’t be happier. Thank you for everything @stoolpresidente
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My guy was wearing a swimming cap 🤣😂🤣😂
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I remember that feeling
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MVP
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Straight out the Hamas playbook
@BarstoolYak
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One of the more bizzare moves you will EVER see in dodgeball
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My 9 year old nephew is here next weekend and I’m gunning for uncle of the decade!
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Sad day. Had a lot of fun these last few years with my bro. Will miss him but will definitely link up sooner rather than later. Lots of memories from the last few years. Grateful for everything he did for me
@TheRealTroopzTV
TroopzTV
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🚨 BREAKING: Troopz & Barstool Sports have parted ways.
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Anyone looking for me this summer can find me in my room
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To clarify Young Boys is a Swiss team in Europa
FML. I wanted Young Boys #COYG
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NOPE!
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Michael Strahan sent enough pizza to feed my village for a good 4 months
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People can talk how they want. But ain’t no espn. No deadfood. Nothing!!! Only Barstool in Zimbabwe. BARSTOOL ONLY!!
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Just stopped at a gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere PA called Snappys, and order a burger cause I just had to eat something. $6, cheaper than McDonalds and it maybe one of the best burgers I’ve had in my time here in states
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Back to New York 😭 Zim was fun and it was great to reconnect with my family after 3 years
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Man the guys at Top Golf just pulled up to our table with a gift I gotta take back to my guy @FrankieBorrelli . Not sure what it means but I’m not for it!
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Jeez this lighter flame is almost as tall as I am
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