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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

1 year

Amstel is also available on draft.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

6 months

I asked ChatGPT to design a pro cycling kit. For every 10 likes, I'll ask it to add more sponsors 🧵

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@CyclingBram

3 months

This helmet design basically fills up the void between the face and arms, heavily reducing turbulent air in that crucial frontal area. This will be a SUPER fast helmet. Still hoping it gets banned for being ugly as hell, though. #TirrenoAdriatico

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

10 months

Made this meme 2 years ago. It's time to launch it again. #TDF2023

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

9 months

🇫🇷 Bardet not getting a bidon from Jumbo's swanny 's TWICE in 200m on a mountain stage at high temperatures is rediculous. He's not a threat to your riders and has proven he's an amazing human. Give the guy a bidon! #LaVuelta23

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

19 days

Johan Bruyneel chose violence today.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Remco and a fan after the LBL recon.

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@CyclingBram

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Kirsch drafting behind Realini. 💀 I'm dead.

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@CyclingBram

7 months

Controversial one perhaps Which rider that has been proven to be a cheat is still an idol of yours? Mine has to be Il Pirata.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

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Wins in 2024 🇸🇮 Pogacar: 0⃣ 🇩🇰 Vingegaard: 0⃣ 🇸🇮 Roglic: 0⃣ 🇪🇸 Ayuso: 0⃣ 🇬🇧 Thomas: 0⃣ 🇧🇪 Evenepoel: 1⃣ My 🐐 is better than yours.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

6 months

It symbolizes Jumbo Visma winning all 3 cycling Grand Tours in a single season in a dominant fashion. Yellow is the dominant element as the Tour is still by far the most important Grand Tour.

Culture Critic

@Culture_Crit

6 months

Explain what this painting means and why it is good.

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@CyclingBram

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This may be my favorite picture of #ParisRoubaix . The chiaroscuro lighting brings out the emotion on the face of Van der Poel as if it's a Renaissance or Baroque painting. Love it❤️ 📸Pauline Ballet

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

6 months

I don't understand why Discovery+ or Eurosport aren't making a promotional offer to GCN+ users to get them to carry over. The communication on where to go next is really lacking imo. Failure on WB's side to coordinate this properly.

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@CyclingBram

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No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

4 months

Name a bigger downgrade.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

10 months

You, sir, are not a fan of cycling. Stay home next time. #TdF2023

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@CyclingBram

5 months

The dsm-firmenich PostNL media team is really trying to build up kit reveal hype while one of their riders has already raced #RoadNats24 in it. 😂

Team dsm-firmenich PostNL

@dsmfirmpostnl

5 months

2️⃣4️⃣ hours to go until our complete look and feel is revealed! 🔄 #KeepChallenging

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@CyclingBram

11 months

Cycling Twitter showing its disgusting side once again. A rider is down and hurt; people are cheering it on. You can disagree with someone's views and opinions, but if you cheer for people getting hurt, you are sick. #TDF2023

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@CyclingBram

7 months

Most iconic moment in cycling in 2023? I'll go first.

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@CyclingBram

6 months

This... this puts a smile on my face. @EoloKometaTeam , just hit me up if you need some help on the 2024 kit!

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@CyclingBram

17 days

Well played, @BenjiNaesen , well played. The saga continues.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

2 seriously powerful machines in 1 photo.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

I believe that instead of time trialing, Remco time traveled 15 years into the future today. #Giro

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Thank god the strength of these barriers improved since the Jakobsen crash. I think some of the people in the crowd may have broken their wrists though. #Giro

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@CyclingBram

5 months

Wout is ready to start his villain arc in 2024.

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@CyclingBram

3 months

We were robbed of this design. #TirrenoAdriatico

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@CyclingBram

9 months

People bitching about Remco's "arrogant" facial expressions when crossing the line. Did we forget about this one already? Let riders celebrate how they want to. #LaVuelta23

jesse hoven

@jessehoven

9 months

@sporza_koers Mooie overwinning. Sterkste sprinter bergop vandaag. Maar waarom zo arrogant over de streep komen?

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

10 months

Random thought. Why is there no cycling classic for true climbers? Like the Marmotte Granfondo with 5000m of elevation? Or do they exist, but the big names don't go there? Feels like an underserved niche.

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@CyclingBram

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Turbo Cross was such a nice concept, but too bad @sporza messes up the livestream and fills half of what it managed to broadcast with fat-shaming. #TurboCross

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@CyclingBram

8 months

Remco's final mountain domestique now has more wins in races where Pogacar and Roglic were both at the start line than Remco does.

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@CyclingBram

2 months

Not a fan of this move by Lampaert in #BredeneKoksijdeClassic . Patrick Eddy (dsm-firmenich rider) marks the move of Lampaert. Once they get caught, Eddy tries to connect with the DSM sprint train and do his job. 1/2

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Now confirmed: Remco has a suffer face too.

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@CyclingBram

7 months

What the hell is this monstrosity of a run????

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@CyclingBram

1 year

🗣️MVDP about the chat with Pog on the way: 'Wout lead on top of the Tiegemberg, there was a prize there. That made Pog laugh. Was that 6000 euros worth of bathroom stuff? Maybe he needs to renovate. I can refuel for free for a year as hero of the day. That might be better."

Daan Hakkenberg

@daanhakkenberg

1 year

MVDP over het onderonsje met Pog onderweg: 'Wout kwam bovenop de Tiegemberg, daar lag een premie. Daar moest hij om lachen. Was dat 6000 euro aan badkamerspullen? Misschien moet hij renoveren . Ik mag een jaar gratis tanken als hero of the day. Dat zal misschien beter zijn.'

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

1 year

G might win the Giro, but Gee won my heart. 💔

Israel – Premier Tech

@IsraelPremTech

1 year

Empty 💔 He put his heart and soul into this race in the most incredible way. Derek Gee: The man of the Giro -- 🇮🇹

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

6 months

We're not playing around here.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

2 months

Realistically, this is the Visma | Lease a Bike team for #RVV24 . 🇺🇸 Jorgenson 🇧🇪 Benoot 🇮🇹 Affini 🇧🇪 Vermote 🇳🇱 Van Dijke 🇳🇱 Van Dijke 🇧🇪 Van der Sande

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@CyclingBram

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Reviewing my predictions for 2⃣0⃣2⃣3⃣ 🇮🇹 Sanremo: De Lie 🇧🇪 Flanders: Pogacar 🇫🇷 Roubaix: Van Aert 🇧🇪 Liège: Evenepoel 🇮🇹 Giro: Evenepoel 🇫🇷 Tour: Pogacar 🌈 Worlds RR: Pedersen 🌈 Worlds ITT: Ganna 🇪🇸 Vuelta: Ayuso 🇮🇹 Lombardia: Evenepoel Pretty terrible.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Can the UCI please scrap that rule that says chains can't be greased from a moving car now? We've seen it very prominently in 2 big races with 2 of cycling's biggest stars. Clearly they don't want to enforce it so PLEASE just remove it from the rulebook. Thank you 🙏

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@CyclingBram

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People in the comments when riders are overly media trained: " Ugh. This is so boring. Nobody ever says what they really think!!" People in the comments when riders are confident and speak their minds: "This guy is so arrogant!! He needs to think about what he says" 🤷‍♂️

Katie

@medicinexthings

1 year

Remco Evenepoel: "I have the impression that Roglic is a little nervous. He knows he is 44" behind. The Jumbo-Vismas are nervous in the peloton, they push a lot but that's their style. For now, I think I'm the strongest".

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

2 months

When 3 of cycling's biggest stars like a meme Instagram Reel you made in 5 minutes 🤩🤩

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

1 year

17 more nights until we get to see these two battle for the first time this year, and likely the last until August.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

3 months

Me trying to distinguish Alpecin from Quick Step riders all season.

Domestique

@Domestique___

3 months

A bold new look for Alpecin-Deceuninck! 🤔 Thoughts?

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@CyclingBram

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Why should we limit ourselves to just the kit when we can put sponsors on the car too? Standing on the hood does feel like an unconventional way of presenting a kit.

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@CyclingBram

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Wout riding a gravel bike. Is he interested in competing at gravel events (maybe even the worlds) or am I over reading this?

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@CyclingBram

6 months

This is the God of cycling sponsors, wearing his favorite kit.

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@CyclingBram

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Question about the Team Visma | Lease a Bike presentation. They had 🇬🇧 Ben Tullett and 🇺🇲 Matteo Jorgenson appear in the new kit while their contracts at their teams run until 12-31. Are these riders breaching their contracts?

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@CyclingBram

7 months

You can't change my mind.

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@CyclingBram

5 months

#MilanoSanremo is on my mind tonight.

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@CyclingBram

6 months

Now we're talking!

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

7 months

The end of Landismo

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@CyclingBram

9 months

Wout van Aert will never win a cobbled monument.

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@CyclingBram

6 months

In this new universe, the kit is no longer where sponsors want to be. Sponsors want to be tattooed on every inch of the riders' skin.

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@CyclingBram

6 months

We even have background sponsors? The crotch remains a safe space.

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@CyclingBram

6 months

I feel like we're maxing out, but we'll have to run full length pants all season to display the extra sponsors.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

So the #Giro is becoming a battle of survival between 🇸🇮Roglic and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿G. Luckily these are 2 guys known for staying on their bikes, right? 😬 Real chance for 🇵🇹Almeida here. Bota Lume!

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@CyclingBram

6 months

We found more space on the *checks notes* toe shoes!

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@CyclingBram

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🇧🇪Remco going to the Tour? Yes, please! He needs to bring some of this attitude. #Giro #TDF2023

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@CyclingBram

1 year

On the bright side: Now SQS can take Remco's mountain team to the Tour as well 😃 #Giro #TDF2023

Soudal Quick-Step Pro Cycling Team

@soudalquickstep

1 year

Our team is disappointed to announce that four more riders from its #Giro squad have tested positive for Covid-19 and will leave the race. Read more about it, here: Photo: @GettySport

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@CyclingBram

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Pogi: I'm too tired to do post-Tour crits. Also Pogi: Lemme just grab this Col de la Madone KOM and sign up for Worlds. #TDF2023 #GlasgowScotland2023

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@CyclingBram

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We've gone cosmic! Each star in the galaxy represents a sponsor. We'll have to talk to the UCI about the disk wheels though.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Wout playing darts. Is he interested in competing at darts competitions (maybe even the worlds) or am I over reading this?

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@CyclingBram

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@Leen1982 @BenjiNaesen If a rider has no bidons anymore and asks someone who's holding 4 of them, it's a much better look when the soigneur helps out. Sure, DSM fucks up by not having a guy there but be human and give the guy some water as they're riding up a mountain at 30 degrees.

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@CyclingBram

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🗣️ 🇧🇪 Wout van Aert "I'm the first of the normal humans". I'd like to start a petition to prevent Wout from being able to say this. The guy is a mutant himself. #TDF2023

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

6 months

Even more sponsors, but this actually feels quite realistic

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

6 months

Alright, we add more sponsors!

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

1 year

I don't know why this thought is in my head, but @DerekGee7 , if you ever need a pickup line again. Here's one for free. "Hi, I'm Derek. I always finish second." You're welcome.

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@CyclingBram

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Remco is 2nd in Paris Nice, 30" down and "fails". Roglic is 10th over FIVE minutes down on Remco and is "under observation". Interesting.

Renaud Breban

@RenaudB31

2 months

#TDF2024 🇫🇷 / #D écryptage 🔎 Le baromètre, à 4 mois du Tour : 📈 🇸🇮 Pogacar, un 1er chef-d’œuvre 🇩🇰 Vingegaard, deux attaques ont suffi 📉 🇧🇪 Remco en échec pour son baptême français 🇸🇮 Roglic en observation 🇫🇷 Les Français absents via @lequipe (🇫🇷)

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@CyclingBram

10 months

11PM 4AM #TDF2023

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@CyclingBram

6 months

We've gone through the wormhole. Things have gotten weird. Cycling is now only a mental construct.

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@CyclingBram

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@realcyclis98466 I think he's aware but he's too old fashioned to consider their inputs as valid. His loss.

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@CyclingBram

9 months

When you know your announcement video is gonna get shared a lot, so you make it a 1 minute advertisement for all of your sponsors instead. CRINGE.

Soudal Quick-Step Pro Cycling Team

@soudalquickstep

9 months

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤 🤝 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐨 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣-2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣

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@JorisDv Eddy is a 21-year-old doing what his DS tells him to do. Don't let your fandom for one rider cloud your judgment.

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@CyclingBram

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But Lampaert blocks this by sending him into the side of the road, then swerving to the left once Eddy tries to avoid him, completely derailing the DSM train. This looks very intentional.

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Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

15 days

Shots fired.

cesare benedetti

@benedetticesare

15 days

Comfort zone at @Tour_de_Hongrie riding in the front for our leader Sam who was unfortunately unable to sprint at the end. Considering what happened, I am pretty happy that the win went to Cav. It would have been a shame if Groenewegen crossed the line first. 📷Szymon Gruchalski

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@CyclingBram

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What 🧃 is @patevenepoel talking about here?

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@CyclingBram

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#TDF2023

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@CyclingBram

6 months

Are those... sponsors on the saddle? That's innovative.

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@CyclingBram

10 months

#TDF2023

Katie

@medicinexthings

11 months

Gaudu: "UAE, they've been riding like crazy all day. I'm not exploding but I let go at 2.5km because I'm flat out. I can't do much more, I'm at 100%. It goes up 3 notches above Paris-Nice. That's how it is. I'm not down."

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@CyclingBram

6 months

In hindsight, that felt more like a Hercules-level demigod. This is his daddy.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

I am devastated tbh. The hypetrain has just ground to a halt. I need time to process.

Soudal Quick-Step Pro Cycling Team

@soudalquickstep

1 year

World Champion and #Giro maglia rosa @EvenepoelRemco is out of the race after testing positive to Covid-19.

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@CyclingBram

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Not the smartest move to drink from a bottle from the side of the road 😳 #LaVuelta23

Renaud Breban

@RenaudB31

9 months

#LaVuelta23 / 🇫🇷 Romain Bardet (DSM) récupère une bouteille auprès du public et arrose 🇧🇪 Remco Evenepoel (SOQ). Par contre, le Belge qui boit à la bouteille... 😬 #LesRP

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@CyclingBram

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I don't think I'll ever understand Lutsenko. He can be horrible for weeks on end, and then suddenly show up to destroy a race. 🤷

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@CyclingBram

1 year

First gravel riding, now grass? Van Aert is enjoying himself in his mid-season break.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Jumbo Visma really missed a trick in the Jonas 2027 video by not using footage from Home Alone. Much more believable as a young Vingegaard.

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@CyclingBram

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A win from the breakaway? Haven't seen this happen in a few months, I think.

Domestique

@Domestique___

1 year

What a victory for @TudorProCycling ! 🇨🇭 Joel Suter takes the win at #IlGirodiSicilia from the breakaway! 👏

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@CyclingBram

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How do folks deal with nervousness when having the opportunity to talk with a pro rider? Just sat through a 2.5 hour flight with a Quick-Step rider 1 meter away from me. Just sat there starstruck.

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@CyclingBram

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@NairoInGreen Nope. Wild if you think this is a form of protest that will help to convince people that you are in good faith. This only makes people hate the cause more.

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@CyclingBram

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@BenjiNaesen Mate, by that time Roglic will have signed a pre contract with Movistar, which INEOS then buys him out of as well, and then he retires a few hours later during a press conference in which he cracks jokes for 2 hours on end.

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@CyclingBram

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Not the community note 😭😭

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@CyclingBram

1 year

This aged well.

Bram Wulteputte

@CyclingBram

1 year

🇬🇧 Geraint Thomas is almost 16 minutes down on 🇸🇮 Roglic and 🌈🇧🇪Remco after 2 MTF's. Is he still considered a Giro GC contender? Or is he back to being a super-domestique like in the Froome era?

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@CyclingBram

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@writebikerepeat On the pod he said he'd be happy to do 3 GT's in a season again. Sounds like he's come to his senses 😂

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@CyclingBram

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@deknoerdvinger @Eritropoetina @Domestique___ None of it is an excuse to wish harm onto another person.

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@CyclingBram

1 year

@BenjiNaesen The Jumbo Visma experience is complete now.

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@CyclingBram

11 months

11/22 teams will race with a new kit in the Tour this year. Not a good evolution in my opinion. #TDF2023

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@CyclingBram

10 months

Give me 4HC climbs in a 1-day race. The recipe of putting 10-20 punchy climbs in a race has been done.

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@CyclingBram

6 months

You're not ready for what comes next.

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@CyclingBram

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@ehitzulia How about you talk to the tv direction and tell them to stop showing replays and showing images of injured riders in this circumstance?

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@CyclingBram

1 year

Is Jumbo-Visma more dominant in the Flemish classics than Quickstep ever has been? 🤔

Team Visma | Lease a Bike

@vismaleaseabike

1 year

🇧🇪 #GW23 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 📕 Winning Omloop Het Nieuwsblad, Kuurne-Brussel-Kuurne, E3 Saxo Classic and Gent-Wevelgem in the same season. No one did it before, untill now. 🤩👏🏼

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@JamesTalksSport I mean... I also struggled to understand why they were controlling tbh. Narvaez in pink at the end of the day was impossible regardless of what INEOS did.

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