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The Juice

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If you’re more worried about what drug dealers might do with bitcoin than what the US gov’t is doing with 21 Trillion in debt, you’re part of the problem.

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Medical expert = 8 yrs+ school Legal expert=6 yrs+ school rigorous testing Blockchain expert= 2 memes with more than 200 likes

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My son bought 100$ worth of v-bucks on fortnite over the past few months. I was going to explain that he should be investing his money in things like digital currencies, then I realized at least he’s buying something with a working product and use case.

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Investing is a marathon, not a sprint. Investing in crypto is a marathon where you sprint the entire time.

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Buying shitcoins to hodl is like buying a hooker to cuddle

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I've never worked so hard to lose so much money in my entire life

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Even if you accept the premise that tether is backed by USD it's still backed by nothing.

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-The year is 2060- "Grandpa, what was 2018 like in crypto?" "Well little Timmy, everyone got so rekt they lost their minds and started worshipping a stock picture of a Mexican man who typed as if he had an accent."

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The majority of the population accepts that you can’t bring water on a plane, you think they’re ready to over throw the financial system?

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During labor the pain is so intense the woman delivering the baby can almost imagine what it feels like to be a ZEC holder.

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We’ve worked too hard to get to where we’re at to just let Ripple pretend like it’s a cryptocurrency.

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Literally broke up a physical altercation over who got the last corndog at a gas station. Mass adoption may take more time.

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Lets be fair tho, sending .5 eth to some random dude who promises to 10x in return is basically the same as buying the majority of these ICOs.

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Here’s one thing I am guilty of

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the government tells us don't invest more than you can afford to lose while telling us college is an investment in our future and giving us loans for amounts most people have never fathomed.

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If you wanna make money, it’s important to have a plan. This is a general guideline (not a rule) of how I play the market cycles. Note: proper portfolio management is key through out all phases. I.E. I don’t go all in on alts in prep for alt season. Shout out: @Tw1tters_

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Let me put this in terms you may understand

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A recent study showed that 85% of crypto traders were at least partially rekt and the other 15% were liars.

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Some of these shitcoins are bottomed out because lots of clones were made to capitalize on the euphoria Q3-4 2017, cashed out and abandoned Q1 2018. FA is king on low caps. Don’t be the person buying an abandoned project because the chart looks juicy.

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Some dudes on a boat with a bunch of gold diggers doesn't impress me as much as some dude sitting in a room writing code.

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the struggle is real

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imagine living the vast majority of your life without a computer, let alone the internet, then trying to understand crypto. that's what we're doing asking senators and old billionaires to weigh in on crypto.

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On a scale from 1 to Ian Balina how rekt are you?

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The most successful people I know don’t post lists on twitter with tips on how to be successful.

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Market's looking rough so tonight I'm going to start drinking by the pool. Really upping the ante, I normally just drink it by the pint.

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I’m starting p90x today, not the work out, it’s my plan where I do 30 seconds worth of research then buy and wait for a 90x.

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That face bae makes when you take her out for a drive with the windows down on a nice spring day #justminerthings

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This tweet is in memory of being rich. It was short lived and well missed. Being Rich - Dec 2017 , February 2018.

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If you don’t think crypto is in its early stages drink a dozen beers and try to update the firmware on your ledger nano and get back at me

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Giancarlo is a fucking legend

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Bottom isn't in.. Bitconnect still has a $5m Market cap...

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If you’re a vegan who’s into CrossFit and trading crypto it must be a real struggle to decide what you bring up first in conversation.

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When your mom asks you to fix her computer but you find "how to buy ripple" in her search history

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These dudes out here saying “get 8 hours of sleep, take care of yourself, don’t over trade, blah blah blah” When did every crypto dude with more than 5k followers turn into a fucking motivational speaker

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Tone Vays forehead lookin like a bar code

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I worked my whole adult life climbing the career ladder. The closer to the top you get, it becomes increasingly apparent how worthless college was.

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Coinbase adding ETC will give noobs a proper dose of confusion. Imagine buying your first crypto. “Hmm they got Bitcoin, Cash, Diet Bitcoin.. wait bitcoin lite? Idk, Ethereum or Ethereum?”

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If I've learned anything from trading in 2018, it's that I want 2017 back.

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Before the next bull run I think all of us should decide on a few rumors to spread sort of as a hazing ritual for new people. I propose the following: Loops is Satoshi Nakamoto. Parabolic Trav is always right, it's the market that's wrong. Any other suggestions?

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Banks blocking crypto transactions is a really strong case for why we need freedom from banks.

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Microwave those old memes boys, the new folks haven't seen the bull memes yet.

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Well, I accidentally sent a crypto related meme to the mailing list for my entire company. Looks like I may be a full time trader sooner than I thought.

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Dusting this one off as a reminder that your yearly extortion payments are due tomorrow.

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If you gotta say you're an expert, you're probably not an expert. Your body of work defines you, not your title.

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if nocoiners ask if you made it out on time, fucking lie

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I’m not here to fill my kid college fund, I’m here to make sure my kids don’t need a college fund.

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Quick word of advice... Posting screenshots and showing your mobile carrier is a bad idea... Numerous people have been hacked by people contacting mobile carriers and porting numbers. Don't make it easier on them.

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According to my math on how successful everyone on twitter wants you to believe they are, your average trader has 2K bitcoin and $28M sitting on the sidelines waiting for every move.

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Let’s be honest, we’re all here at least partially because we want to retire before we’re shitting in a diaper.

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I don't even need mass adoption, I'd take another bubble.

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Twitter sentiment: Prematurely considering lambo colors

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Bitcoin's lookin rough, So might as well check out our joint review of a new masternode coin, Aegeus $AEG - @Aegeus_Coin @Topkek1337xd and I worked to review this coin, enjoy it! We're giving away 500 AEG to a follower who "Likes" this post!

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Nocoiners will tell you you’re an idiot for spending your money on a high risk shitcoin while they buy a new iPhone twice a year.

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Back in my day, bitcoin pumps normally crushed alts. You new guys don’t know how lucky you got it rn.

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You know who you are.

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My portfolio can loose 60% of its value and I don’t flinch, but the second someone steals my parking spot it’s a full scale freak out.

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New rule: If you post 8 times a day, you don't get to talk shit about crypto twitter. You are crypto twitter.

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Broke: not having any money Woke: not being asleep

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I recently wrote a review of $VIO ( @viome_io ) Please check it out below and let me know your thoughts! I will be giving away 500 $VIO to (2) random followers who like this post.

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You’re gonna forget, but I’m gonna say it anyway. In a few months when everyone’s screaming there’s no limit how high bitcoin is gonna go, that’s when you sell.

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“Institutional money is coming in!” False, we’re the institution now. Don’t let them dictate our future, they’re ruining our present.

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Electric bill comes in mail after first month of mining Me: oh god plz don't be high Electric bill:

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BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

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4th of July is the day we all celebrate America's separation from British Tyranny and revel in the Tyranny we created for ourselves.

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Y'all think your dms are brutal

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noobs rn $BTC Shout to to @crypt0fungus

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It’s 4:20 you know what that means?!? Time to cram an entire day’s work into 40 minutes because I fucked off on crypto projects all day.

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real talk, next time you're thinking about hating on someone - figure out why you're mad. 90% you're gonna realize it's because they got something you want. The other 10% of the time its probably because they're calling bcash bitcoin

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Shits finna get lit fam

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This whole down trend is to distract you from the fact that if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Alts be like

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Zoning out until the bull run and keeping the same positions could be a huge mistake. Fundamentals change daily around here, the reason you bought yesterday could be completely invalid tomorrow. DYOR isn’t a one time thing, it’s a continuous process.

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I was trying to come up with a joke about social security, I abandoned the idea because you probably won't get it.

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I'm always confused when people are failing at shit and they'll say something like, "well yeah, Richard Branson didn't even finish high school and he's a billionaire" I know a lot more people who really suck at life who dropped out than billionaires

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Who really wanted a lambo anyway. So impractical, cant even fit a Costco sized box of Ramen in the trunk.

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Hodl is a psyop invented by the CIA to make you feel a sense of comradeory amongst other people who bought too late

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If you talk to an actual financial advisor for crypto advice, chances are you’re going to miss out on some sick gains.

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“I like blockchain,but not bitcoin” Is the new “I only read playboy for the articles”

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Remember, doing your own research only works if you’re not a fucktard.

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Being able to sell a coin at a higher value at a later date isn’t a use case.

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Trying to find good shitcoins is kinda like trying to find something to watch on netflix. You wade through tons of garbage to find something that still basically sucks.

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all my bittrex coins are going down like a fat kid on a seesaw

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when everyone else is excited about entries but you're still holding December bags

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Who tf did this

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Bitcoin is like sex; when it’s good, it’s great. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

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People are actually fine with 21 trillion in debt - this is no different than taking out credit cards in your kids name and maxing then out, then telling them to figure it out.

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When we were kids we played cops & robbers. Kids in the future will probably just play SEC & ICO.

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"Yes it is true that criminals have used bitcoin, but it's also true that criminals have used airplanes, computers and automobiles. We shouldn't criminalize any of those instruments simply because criminals used them." - @norbertjmichel

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When you ask a $BTC maximalist if they’ve ever been balls deep in an alt

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If I knew exactly what the market was going to do next, the last thing I would do is share it with twitter.

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DYOR is a full time job.

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Crypto Plebs be like “You’re anonymous, what credibility do you have?”, while advocating the most revolutionary technology of our lifetime created by someone no one knows.

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Trump is the POTUS, Bill Cosby is a convicted Rapist, Kayne is the king of twitter. Someone reboot the simulation, somethings wrong.

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