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Craig Rozniecki

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Author. Satirist. Podcaster. Singer. Awesome. Modest. Boggle champion. Was a sexy George Costanza in a past life. Views are your mom's.

Columbus, OH

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Joined April 2013

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Since this tweet is doing well, I thought I'd let everyone know I just released a new book, which takes down the right-wing's 2020 election conspiracy theories with satire. It's called "Back to the Failure" and can be found here. -

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Back to the Failure

Author, singer, and 3-time Twister spinner-wheel champion, Craig Rozniecki got so tired of hearing 2020 election conspiracy theories, he decided to illustrate the hilarious absurdity of them in his...

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@Timcast According to Tim Pool, disliking Nazis is fascist. Well, that's a new one.

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@TollyTaylor @wbaltv11 @GovWesMoore Both sides? Side one: The kids are scared by a man with a gun. Side two: A man with a gun is scaring the kids. There you have it. Now we'll go to Scotty Sh*tstorm with the weather. 🙄

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@lavern_spicer He's one person. That'd be like me saying, "Here's Jeffrey Dahmer. Tell me again how white people are good, law-abiding citizens."

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@mistressfannie Interesting how it can be such a touchy subject for someone who will never get pregnant, let alone decide whether or not to have an abortion.

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Matt Gaetz and Jim Jordan walk off as a Democrat talks about the importance of and standing by the Constitution. That's pretty representative of the GOP today - they just don't give a sh*t about this country. #ContemptOfCongress #BillionDollarLoser

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Lauren Boebert groped and was groped at a musical with kids present. Rudy Giuiliani groped Cassidy Hutchinson. Matt Schlapp groped a Herschel Walker male campaign staffer. Clarence Thomas groped Moira Smith. Corey Lewandowski groped Joy Villa. Jim Jordan covered up college…

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Budget Deficit (numbers in parentheses mean surplus) Under Jimmy Carter 1977: $54B 1981: $79B Change: +46.2963% Under Ronald Reagan 1981: $79B 1989: $153B Change: +93.6709% Under George H.W. Bush 1989: $153B 1993: $255B Change: +66.6667% Under Bill Clinton 1993: $255B 2001:…

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Debate moderator: "Why do you feel people should not vote for the other party's candidate?" Democrats: "Donald Trump has been found liable for rape, fraud, defamation twice; he's been impeached twice on three counts; the guy is facing 91 felony charges; he lied over 30,000 times…

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Manhattan attack: 8 killed, 11 injured Trumpsters: "Muslims are evil! Let's kick them out now!" Las Vegas shooting: 58 killed, 546 injured Trumpsters: "It's too soon to talk about this."

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An unarmed black man walks away from law enforcement. Cops shoot him. GOP: "Well, if he just complied, this wouldn't have happened." A likely armed white man threatens to kill several public officials, including the President of the United States. Cops shoot him. GOP: "This is…

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A Trumper tried debating me the other night. I wasn't in the mood, so I just asked him questions. He ignored the first few, as he instead just went to his next talking point. He finally responded, by saying, "That's an ignorant question." I said, "So, what's the answer?" His…

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@benshapiro Let me guess, you were traumatized by "Reading Rainbow" as a kid...

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For Trumpers who claim their hero never faced lawsuits prior to becoming "president," in the 41 years leading up to his time in the Oval Office, he was the defendant in not 1, not 5, not 100, but 1,929 lawsuits - an average of roughly 50 per year. If anything, the legal actions…

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Sasse: "I thought this hearing was about Russia, but it appears my Republican colleagues thought it was about something else." #SallyYates

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Trumpsters: "We'd rather be Russians than Democrats!" Translation: "We'd rather be Russians than Americans!" ...and you think kneeling during the anthem is disrespectful to our men and women in uniform? Okay then...

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Rand Paul suffers minor injuries in alleged assault Trumpsters: "This just goes to show you how violent the left is!" Woman gets killed protesting a right-wing march Trumpsters: "Many sides are to blame, many sides. There are some very fine Nazis at these marches, very fine."

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So, I was grabbing a bite and a drink at a bar & grille the other night, and quickly realized I was surrounded by MAGAts. It reached a point where I decided I needed to butt in the conversation. Here's how it went down... MAGAt: "The economy sucks; the border is wide open; our…

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Trumpsters: "We hate liberal snowflakes! By the way, let's #BoycottHawaii , Starbucks, 'Hamilton,' Pepsi, Oreos, Netflix, & reality, bigly!"

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Kanye West: "I'm being attacked for presenting new ideas." No, you're being attacked for presenting stupid ideas... #IfSlaveryWereAChoice

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@brenonade Since when did so many people become afraid of rainbows? Jebus... 🤦‍♂️

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You: - conspired with Russia and got caught. - obstructed justice and got caught. - tried bribing Ukraine and got caught. - perjured and got caught. - lied over 20,000 times and got caught. - sexually assaulted women and got caught. - are a traitor and got caught. #DNCConvention

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HE SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, AND GOT CAUGHT!

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"Truth Social co-founders accuse Trump of trying to rip them off in merger" -

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Truth Social co-founders accuse Trump of trying to rip them off in merger

The co-founders of Donald Trump's media company accused the former president of scheming to lock them out of a stake in the company potentially worth millions of dollars. Trump Media & Technology...

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#Trump2020NowMoreThanEver What, for imprisonment? If that's the case, I completely agree.

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Since GOPers seem obsessed with the idea that 7-year-olds are undergoing gender-reassignment surgery in droves, I thought I'd do a little research. All of these numbers are from the year 2021, and only pertain to the United States. Population for the 6-18 age range: 58,325,322…

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"Republican farmer: Trump is backstabbing the people who elected him" -

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A 50-year monogamous relationship between two men? Sinful. A man cheating on three wives? President. Makes sense... #NashvilleStatement

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"Trumper gets jail time in voter fraud case involving dead father’s ballot" Once again, with Trumpers, every accusation is a confession.

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Trumper gets jail time in voter fraud case involving dead father’s ballot

An official active in the Villagers for Trump group has been sentenced to jail time in a voter fraud case involving his dead father’s mail-in ballot.

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@MattWalshBlog Yeah, okay Karen...

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In the past 24 hours, Trump has... - Said "Super Duper Missile" - Named a "plan" "Operation Warp Speed" - Placed his head on Bill Pullman's body in a clip from "Independence Day" It's official. We're living in "Spaceballs." Up next? Trump will owe Pizza the Hut $1M space bucks.

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"Germany’s Merkel On Trump: I No Longer Want To Be In The Same Room As Him" -

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#ObamaWasBetterAt knowing how to work an umbrella.

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"Active-duty sailor convicted in Capitol riot says probation would be 'fatal' to his Navy career" -

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Active-duty sailor convicted in Capitol riot says probation would be 'fatal' to his Navy career

Petty Officer First Class David Elizalde, 46, was stationed on the USS Harry S. Truman on Jan. 6, 2021, when he unlawfully entered the U.S. Capitol.

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White Supremacist Castle #Restaurants4Sarah

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@Timcast Jebus, what's with the numerous defenses of Nazis? Yikes...

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Dear Kevin: You can't believe in America if you're still fighting for the Confederacy.

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Dear Democrats: You cannot save America if you don’t even believe in her.

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Remember that time when Donald Trump questioned the authenticity of a white president's birth certificate or told a group of white women to go back to their home countries? Yeah, me neither... #TrumpIsARacist #RacistInChief

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"If you have five barley loaves & two small fish, give them to the wealthy, and allow the food to trickle down." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

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About this QAnon Trump inauguration, did anyone check Four Seasons Total Landscaping? #TrumpInauguration

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Trump built Noah's ark and made all the Corinthians pay for it. #LostTrumpHistory

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@BrandonStraka Sooo, you're a jerk; have no principles; and care only about yourself. Way to go. 🙄

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He's the first presidential nominee to claim an election's rigged, that there was voter fraud, yet sue to stop a recount. #TrumpFirsts

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"Love thy neighbor...unless they're a queer, pro-choice, Obama-loving non-white person who kneels before cloth with stars and stripes on it." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

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"Angry man screams and threatens shoppers at Florida Costco after mask request" ...and the award for Tiniest Penis of the Day goes to this guy.

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Screaming man threatens shoppers at Florida Costco

A man at was filmed Monday yelling and threatening shoppers at a Costco in Fort Myers, Florida, reportedly after an elderly woman asked him why he wasn't wearing a mask.…

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@NickAdamsinUSA Nick Adams is not a real alpha-male. Kid Rock is not real music. Fox is not real news. Mike Huckabee is not a real Christian. Donald Trump is not a real billionaire. MAGAts are not real patriots.

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...and now MAGAts are attempting to troll Michelle Obama because she once complimented Harvey Weinstein in 2013, before all of his criminal revelations? Really? You know, Trump himself is a predator, so yeah, there's that... #DNC

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@bennyjohnson You were saying?

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@TomiLahren So, let me get this straight... 1) You tell Republicans to vote in person, not by mail 2) Democrats often vote by mail 3) Mail-in ballots are often counted last 4) The final ballots tend to favor Democrats That's about as miraculous as temperatures falling at night.

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Storms threaten to complicate Trump July 4 event

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Storms threaten to complicate Trump July 4 event

The Independence Day weather forecast is threatening to put a damper on President Trump’s “Salute to America” event on the National Mall.A spokeswoman for the Department of the In…

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Donald Trump wants to investigate a comedy that's been around 44+ years. Devin Nunes wants to sue parody accounts. ...and they call liberals snowflakes? Hey, at least we can laugh. #DevinNunes #SNL

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God, there are a lot of racists out there. Psst, Wallace wasn't the one who saw the noose & reported it, so to compare him to Jussie Smollett is ridiculous on all levels. Meanwhile at least six black men have been lynched in recent weeks, but yeah, let's focus on this. #FakeNoose

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@bennyjohnson Biden didn't order Trump's arrest. Stop lying.

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2018 Dems flip 41 seats to take control of the House. GOP: "It wasn't that much really. It's like those Flonase commercials always say, '1 is greater than 41.'" 2020 Republicans win back a seat they've held for 26 of the past 27.5 years. GOP: " #RedWave !" Idiots. #CA25

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Deficit-to-GDP Ratio (numbers in parentheses mean surplus) Under Jimmy Carter 1977: 2.6% 1981: 2.5% Change: -0.1% Under Ronald Reagan 1981: 2.5% 1989: 2.7% Change: +0.2% Under George H.W. Bush 1989: 2.7% 1993: 3.7% Change: +1.0% Under Bill Clinton 1993: 3.7% 2001: (1.2%)…

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@kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump Would you seek surgery from a person because they were not a doctor? ...and then seek this person again 4 years later after the first surgery failed? Trump was handed a strong economy and crashed it. It's literal insanity to think he won't do it again. #VoteBidenHarris

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Trump: "This caravan is bringing crime, violence and even terrorism." Well, that settles it then. This "caravan" is composed of nothing but Donald Trump supporters... #MAGABomber

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"When a big bully picks on a smaller disabled kid, just walk away, because both sides are obviously to blame." #TrumpBackToSchoolTips

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@TomiLahren Contrary to popular conservative opinion, not everything is about sex.

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5/20/18 #DanPatrick (blaming abortion/video games for gun violence): "We live in a violent country where we've devalued life." 4/21/20 Dan Patrick: "There are more important things than living."

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Texas lieutenant governor suggests violent video games, abortion show 'devalued life,' bear part of...

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick said, 'We have devalued life.'

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"‘Exonerated Five’ member Yusef Salaam wins council seat in NYC" -

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‘Exonerated Five’ member Yusef Salaam wins council seat in NYC

As a teen, Salaam saw the worst New York City had to offer when he was wrongfully incarcerated in the 1990s. As a Harlem councilman, he wants to use that trauma for good.

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Dems: "We're impeaching Donald J. Trump for obstructing Congress." Reps: "He didn't obstruct Congress. Prove that he obstructed Congress." Trump today: "Yeah, I'm obstructing Congress." Dems: "You see?!?" Reps: "That's irrelevant." #TrumpImpeachmentTrial #Snark

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The only 2020 Trump landslide will be this one. #Trump2020LandslideVictory

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@brenonade ...and what on earth do these "parents" think schools are teaching kids? "Now, little Timmy, since this chapter concerns women's fight for equality, you must be a princess for a day." No, that's not what's happening. Teaching about fairness, love, acceptance, and equality is not…

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I saw #RemoveRon trending and immediately thought "Ron Johnson," before I saw it pertained to Ron DeSantis. My next thought then was, "Why not both?"

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@MarshaBlackburn This past weekend, CPB agents let in over 650,000 fentanyl pills at the southern border. Our nation is less safe under Joe Biden's open border policies. Oh, wait, that's not what you said. The pills were seized. Well, I guess that means our nation is more safe under Joe Biden's…

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Trump: "Oh, look, shifty Schiff! Pencil-neck Schiff!" No, it's more like Adam "Continually Kicks The Ever-Living" Schiff "Out Of Republicans." #ImpeachmentTrial #TrumpIsGuilty

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I don't know why "irregardless" is trending, but regardless of what anyone says, it's not a word. Some mistake 'regardless' for 'irregardless' and vice versa, but here's the breakdown: - 'Regardless' means "without regard." - The prefix 'ir' means "not." - So, 'irregardless'…

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No matter the end result, Democrats need to impeach Donald Trump - if for no other reason, to get every single Representative's/Senator's vote on the record. Once the full story is known, the country will see who stood up for America & who betrayed it. #CapitolRiot #ImpeachTrump

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#IStandWithTucker if he stands for getting fired from Fox and makes it his life goal to head a folk rock band by the name of The Obelisk of Wokeness.

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You're right; Jen Psaki is no Kayleigh McEnany, which is one of the many reasons why she's a great Press Secretary.

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- Lies 16,000+ times in 3+ yrs. - Encages kids - Passes tax cuts that blow up the deficit/only aid the top - Increases uninsured rate - Bans Muslims - Ignores pandemic; stock markets plunge - Attempts to undermine democracy - Doesn't know WTF he's doing #WorstPresidentInHistory

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51% of Americans don't know their ass from their amygdala.

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51% of Americans approve of Pres. Trump’s handing of the coronavirus outbreak; 45% disapprove, new @ABC News/WaPo poll finds.

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I see 'Mayo Clinic' trending. Why? I'm so glad I asked. It's because Trumpers are posting screenshots which suggest the Mayo Clinic has changed its mind on hydroxychloroquine, now saying it can be used to effectively treat COVID. Is that true? No, of course not. -…

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @mattgaetz @GovKristiNoem @laurenboebert Psst, boning Corey Lewandowski and getting kicked out at a show for vaping and hand-jobs isn't fighting the good fight.

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@VeraMistral ...and no gay person I know was sexually abused as a child. Not only that, every person I know who did happen to be sexually abused as a child is heterosexual, so there goes your pathetic attempt at an argument.

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Including the latest jobs report, here are the updated job-creation numbers by President and party since 1989, as reported by the U.S. Bureau of Labor. George H.W. Bush (4 years): +2.633M Bill Clinton (8 years): +22.904M George W. Bush (8 years): +1.371M Barack Obama (8 years):…

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Could Trump be prosecuted before becoming president? GOP: "No. Audit." Could Trump be prosecuted as president? GOP: "No." Could Trump be prosecuted once he left office? GOP: "No. Not president anymore." What is it you always say? GOP: "No one is above the law." #TrumpIsGuilty

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Trumpsters: "Stormy Daniels was caught lying 3 times in her life! She can't be trusted!" There have been times when Donald Trump has lied 3 times in a single sentence. Just sayin'... #StormyDaniels

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Trump: "I don't do cover-ups!" This excludes: - Taxes - Grades - Bank records - Baldness - Talks with foreign dictators - Affairs - Whiteness - Investigations - Visitor logs - Medical records - Conspiracy - Obstruction - Fraud - Laundering - Weight - Truth #TrumpTantrum

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Dear #SenateRepublicans : Trickle-down economics was debunked a long time ago. Sincerely, The Actual Workers #CoronavirusOutbreak

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Craig Rozniecki

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5 years

"Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless it's with a porn star whose first name rhymes with 'Normy.'" #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

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Craig Rozniecki

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@DineshDSouza Actually, he kinda already did: "In 1992, rapper Tupac Shakur name-dropped Donald Trump in an interview with MTV, citing the billionaire as an example of all that is wrong with American culture—representative of the paradigm of American greed. 'This world is such a...‘gimme…

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Craig Rozniecki

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6 years

A Cracker Barrell of Lies #Restaurants4Sarah

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Craig Rozniecki

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@Timcast 5 years ago I was worried that Tim Pool was a liar. We are now at the "Tim Pool is still a liar" phase.

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

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@TomSmit93982110 @kasie She's pregnant - you know, carrying a baby for 9 months. What's your hero Donald Trump's excuse? You know, the guy who looks like he's been carrying around eight buckets of chicken for 9 lifetimes?

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Craig Rozniecki

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4 months

MAGAts are saying Biden should be left off Texas and Florida state ballots, due to his so-called "open border" and him "allowing millions of illegals into the country. Yeah, I'm going to fact-check that. Here's a rundown of the percentage of the overall US population illegal…

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

4 years

Trump over the past week: - He didn't know India bordered China. - He thought Finland was part of Russia. - He didn't know the UK was a nuclear power. - He thought there was an AIDS vaccine. - He felt less testing meant less COVID cases. He is the stupidest man in the world.

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4 years

"Reconciliation," "intimating," "to?" Come on, who really wrote this?

@realDonaldTrump

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

Could it be even remotely possible that in Roger Goodell’s rather interesting statement of peace and reconciliation, he was intimating that it would now be O.K. for the players to KNEEL, or not to stand, for the National Anthem, thereby disrespecting our Country & our Flag?

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Craig Rozniecki

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@TomiLahren Is it too much to ask for all the Putin-loving MAGAts to remain in/go to Russia? Y'all can ignore science and medicine; stop mooching off blue states; worship your dictator. Whatever your dictator allows you to do. But can you leave the rest of us alone? We're tired.

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

5 years

Trump mocking somebody's weight is like Bill O'Reilly mocking someone for paying $30 million in sexual harassment lawsuits. #TrumpRally

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

4 years

Headline: "Trump allegedly said 'take her out' in reference to former Ukraine ambassador" GOP: "We'll need to hear the tape." The tape gets released. GOP: "What if he was just being nice and suggesting to take her out to a Waffle House?" #TrumpTapes #Snark

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

3 years

I see #FauciLiedPeopleDied trending, due to his recent exchange with Kentucky Senator Chia-Pet. That reminds me of a joke I just thought up. What do you call an opthalmologist that can't see straight? Rand Paul. #TrumpLiedPeopleDied

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

5 years

MAGAts: "We need to: - #DumpStarbucks - Dump Nike - Dump NFL - Dump Common Sense - Dump Kellogg's - Dump Hamilton - Dump Facts - Dump Logic - Dump Morals - Dump Safety - Dump Freedom - Dump History - Dump Math - Dump Equality - Dump Science - Dump Target - Dump Everything"

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

2 months

@elonmusk For a supposed genius, you sure are an ignoramus when it comes to American politics. No offense...

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Craig Rozniecki

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4 years

"Rep. Jerry Nadler Says Attorney General’s Dangling Of Job For U.S. Attorney Geoffrey Berman Potentially ‘Criminal’" -

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

3 years

Remember that time a racist black person falsely accused a white person of a crime and had his/her case dismissed after taking a class? Yeah, me neither. Happy Black History Month... #BLM #BlackHistoryMonth

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Amy Cooper, Who Falsely Accused Black Bird-Watcher, Has Charge Dismissed (Published 2021)

Ms. Cooper, a white woman, called 911 on the Central Park bird-watcher. After she finished a program about racial bias, the prosecution asked a judge to drop the case.

www.nytimes.com

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

5 years

Rep. Meadows: "I brought a black woman here to dispute your claim that Donald Trump is a racist. I'm not going to let her speak. I'm just going to show her as a prop, because I'm classy like that - and not racist!" #CohenHearing #Snark

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

9 months

@kylenabecker So, in other words, you're telling us you didn't read the indictment...

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

9 months

@JDVance1 How to say you didn't read the indictment without saying you didn't read the indictment...

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Craig Rozniecki

@CraigRozniecki

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@laurenboebert Jesus wore a robe and sandals. Do you want to criticize him for that as well? Work is about doing your job, not what type of clothes you wear while doing it. Of course, you wouldn't know that, as you were elected to do a job, and all you do is tweet nonsense.

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