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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Who wore it better?

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6 years

Every day I challenge myself to make my baby look as much like a burrito as possible.

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3 years

errhh that can't be good.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

If this baby isn't born this week, he's totally grounded, mister.

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6 years

Had this conversation with myself this morning. One-week old baby might be skewing my perspective: Me: I should do something nice for myself. Me: I'll go the the bathroom. I've had to pee for like 4 hours. Me: Yaaaaasss get it queen.

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Stephanie Patrick

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4 years

Today's totals are IN. We raised $1.32 MILLION dollars for @StJude . We're overwhelmed by your generosity, so grateful for the wonderful guests who came, and completely moved by every person who took action to save the lives of children. Thank you forever. #CancelCancer

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Stephanie Patrick

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3 years

Today is my last day on #GTLive ! 1pm ET/10am PT. I tried to fit my thoughts in a tweet and it didn't work.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

Just left Korean BBQ restaurant. Got confused looks from two different tables that clearly said, "Is she pregnant or did she just eat THAT MUCH?" The answer is: both.

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

My kid looks like a teenager from 1998 who dyed his hair to look like Eminem.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Lucky when your best friend is also your business partner and you can hang out in stuffed animal caves at #vidcon . :)

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

Don't let your dreams just be dreams

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

Cat's attitude toward baby: day 1: WTF guys. 1 month: Thank you, next. 2 months: Why is it still here? 3 months: I'm still bigger than you. 4 months: I will shed on you. 5 months: Maybe you will gain enough motor control to feed me. Also, hands off my tail.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

I noticed Matthew's personality has been a little flat lately. Now I wonder...

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

I drink tea, but I don't spill it.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Been asking for a horse for Christmas since first grade. I have a good feeling this year--23rd time's the charm...

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Pregnant conversations: Person: "How are you feeling?" Me: "Ugh, like the Grand Canyon." Person: "What? How?" Me: "People walk up to me, take out their cameras and say: 'Wow! It's even bigger in real life!'"

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Baby will eat: ✔️ Crayons ✔️ Paper ✔️ Every piece of furniture ✔️ My nose ❌ Literally anything involving actual food

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Yeah ok we have a cat. His name is Skip. We call him: Skip Skippy Skipper Skipper-doo Skiperino Skippy-baby Skippy-poo Skeeeeep Skippy Dippy Skip de-dip-de-dip-doowap-de-doo-be-doo Skipper Bear Buddy Bubba [Ra]Coon Turd

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

Woke up at my parents' house and the heat is broken. It's 30 degrees: Me: Oh no, I have to tinkle. I'm going to have to get out of bed. Matthew: It's too cold, you'll die. Me: But I really have to tinkle. Matthew: Tinkle in the bed, it's the only choice.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

So incredibly sad to post this. We all miss you, Ronnie.

Losing the Battle

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Dear phone, Please recognize my fingerprint even when it's covered in french fry grease. If anything, this should just confirm that it's really me.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Mother's day is not flowers and photo shoots. Today my baby ruined our breakfast out, cried through everything nice we did all day, and pooped. Everywhere. Mother's day is still thinking that he's awesome, that we're really lucky, that we can't wait for next year.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

We've never been the fastest growing on YouTube, but that's helped remind us that every subscriber is an individual who chose to spend time with us. We can't thank you enough, every video, every day. 2013: 37K 2014: 1.1M 2015: 3.4M 2016: 5.5M 2017: 7.4M Today:

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

Confession: Having so much fun watching the @shanedawson doc this week. It's like the Game of Thrones of YouTube, where no one is allowed to spoil the ending and everyone is waiting to see who survives the next episode.

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

BREAKING NEWS: We now own a walking baby. ⚠️ I REPEAT: baby is on the loose. ⚠️

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5 years

@MatPatGT Oh my goodness, just brag that you're verified. Geez.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

Old Game Theory title: "Would Bullet Bill KILL Mario?" New YouTube-Brand-Safe-Title: "Would A Large, Flying Nintendo Character Potentially Impact Mario's HEALTH And WELL-BEING?" Yeah, this will get just as many views!

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

HOW I IMAGINE THE DENTIST: Me: Tells a funny story Dentist: You're hilarious and have great teeth! REALITY AT THE DENTIST: Me: Tells a funny story Dentist: If you stopped joking around and flossed more, we wouldn't be in this position. *eye roll*

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

We're so close. SO CLOSE! #10millionTheorists

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Our house and the place where @MatPatGT and I started our lives together is in the middle of the CA fire evacuation zones. Hoping and praying that we see this house again and that our other LA folks in danger come through. 😢

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Stephanie Patrick

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4 years

If you're in Trader Joe's and hear a one-year-old shouting the word "ONIONS" over and over at the top of his lungs, make sure you say hi to us.

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Stephanie Patrick

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4 years

Today @MatPatGT and I are speaking at YouTube. @SusanWojcicki personally requested a babysitter be on site for Ollie, to make sure Matthew and I could BOTH participate. I can't tell you how much that means as a business owner and a parent. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

In the middle of his cancer, @Totalbiscuit was committed to every possible treatment, no matter how scary, because he knew even if he wasn't cured, he would be contributing to someone else's cure in the future. What an incredible and selfless role model in this life and beyond.

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

New Years Resolutions: - Keep a plant alive for a full year. Any plant. - Actually watch one of the Netflix documentaries I say I've seen - Don't let the cat pee on my suede shoes anymore - Kill it at everything all the time - Stretch I think it's doable except maybe the plant

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Who's going to be joining for #GTLive today? BECAUSE I WILL!

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

It's no accident that the strongest people in my life have also been the kindest. Be a force to be reckoned with: be kind.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

In case you needed a smile in the middle of another stressful week, my almost-two-year-old discovered Let It Go from Frozen last month and listens to it once every night while running around his room naked, shouting "She's not afraid, she's brave!"

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Remember, you're in the drivers' seat in your own relationships. Whether it's your boy/girlfriend, your coworkers, or even your family, no one else gets to control your actions or your feelings. <3

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

Look, I knew my kid would need braces eventually, but he literally has two teeth and BOTH of them are crooked.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

And I mean his sense of humor has always been pretty dry... Ok I'll stop.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Age 24: I'm going out for a run! Age 26: I'm going out for a jog! Age 28: I'm going out for a walk. Age 30+: Let's drive to get a frosty.

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

New season of Great British Baking Show is on Netflix, so now I'm: - Judging grocery store cake for its "dry sponge" - Wondering if my toast is under-proofed - Saying I'm "chuffed" about everything - Planning to move to the English countryside to eat bread forever

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

A lot of girls grow up really lonely because movies/media tell them they need to compete with each other rather than collaborate. Girls: support the girls around you. It shows your strength and I promise they won't forget you did it.

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

A tremendous thank you to all our caring and talented guests on Monday's charity livestream. You're all incredible mentors and friends, sorry our nerdiness rubbed off on you so hard. ;) Photo credit: @Solstrale2708

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Just told my 8 month old: "you know, there's other stuff to do than read books." Gah. Nerd.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Pretty concerned that I found this in my kitchen for today's GTLive. Also I've never wanted to look inside a paper bag more than this moment.

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Stephanie Patrick

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5 years

If I ever put Ollie in a pink outfit (even just socks or a hat), people immediately assume he's a girl. I LOVE that we celebrate little girls who defy gender stereotypes; let's do the same for little boys. <3

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5 years

Apparently this needs to be said again. Xoxo

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5 years

Valentine's Day: ❌ Breakfast in bed ❌ Greeting cards with glitter ❌ Heart-shaped candy ✅ Loving and supporting someone every day of the year for whoever they are, without judging them. ...nothing wrong with breakfast too, though.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Losing BOTH Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain this week, it's so important to remember that depression and mental illness don't care how much money and fame you have or how beautiful you are. Everyone is equal, everyone needs help, no one should feel ashamed.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

First Thanksgiving after having a baby: "Do you want to go to sleep? I mean it IS seven."

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

One year old started dipping his scrambled eggs in ketchup this morning. It's moments like these where you wonder where you went wrong as a parent.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

Took the baby to watch the surfers at the beach this morning. He started crying when they fell off into the water and I had to explain to him that they come back up and aren't dead. Omg one-year-old.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Gaming is for everyone. What an awesome example of not letting obstacles get in your way. PS: even as a neurotypical person, I find gaming conventions (and even arcades) REALLY stressful and overwhelming, so he's in good company...

Andrea Allen

@MumofOscarASD

5 years

Today Oscar got to meet his hero @MatPatGT . Oscar has Autism and finds things like gaming conventions overwhelming and LOUD but he was determined. We were so lucky to get a moment with Mat & Steph before the signing. What a wonderful couple thank you so so much for being you.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

So sad to not be able to do #GTLive today guys. :( Me and Bump need to take care of some health issues today, but the whole GTLive crew is back full force on Monday!

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

As you're watching the Oscars this weekend, remember that those great pieces of cinema will eventually be ruined by one of our episodes. :) In the meantime, a HUGE congratulations to the Film Theory community on 6 MILLION subscribers!

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

I was like, "Matthew, why are you acting so stiff?"

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Does anyone else have reverse buyers' remorse? Where you talk yourself OUT of buying something and regret it later? I can't be the only one, right?

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

When you're a guest, don't leave someone's bathroom gross. Also, don't say on your way out, "Just a heads up, we left your bathroom a total mess!" Do you hear me, MOM AND DAD??

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

I think our team may be afraid to schedule meetings close to my baby doctor appointments... (secret E3 activities blacked-out for now!)

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Me before every Jurassic Park movie: "Awesome action adventure with dinosaurs, YEAH!" Me after after Jurassic Park movie: "This is just animal-cruelty-the-movie WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF??" *weeping, covered in snot*

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

No one: Los Angeles: *shimmy shimmy shake shake 7.1 earthquake*

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

Friends and family: Congrats I saw your livestream! One-year-old son: Mamma! [vomits on my hair] Thank you to everyone for your overwhelming and occasionally nauseous words of support over the last day!

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

I don't know what's going on, I just hear @MatPatGT in the other room telling our son, "I AM YOUR FATHER" in a Darth Vader voice over and over again. #nationalsonsday

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

You can make people happy when you walk into a room or when you leave it. The choice is yours.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

My eyesight is so bad that I have to use my husband's glasses to look for my glasses.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

2 years

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY!! We have submitted for this category for FIVE YEARS and never won. A huge congratulations to our incredible smart, talented, and funny team of researchers and writers. Someone finally recognized that we write the hardest show on the internet! #streamys

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

- Weekend naps planned: 3 - Weekend naps completed: 0 Disappointed in myself, but determined to improve my performance next time.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

You've heard of backpack kid, now here's backpack cat.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Pizza Hut is throwing me a Twitter-verification party! (this is somehow not a joke) We're giving away $10K of Stuffed Cheez-It PIZZA on Monday and all of LA is invited! @pizzahut isn't paying us but they're providing the pizza @ their Valley Village location! #pizzahutpartner

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

24 hour update after gluing my Halloween wig to my own hair: - Half a bottle of Dawn dish soap (green apple scent) used to remove wig - 80% of wig glue removed from hair and scalp - Remaining glue chunks now make it look like I have really bad dandruff

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

Way to make my Monday, friends. I love you. 😍😍♥️💕 #GTLive

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Headlines on @CNN , @NPR , and @nytimes : "YouTube Star Apologizes After Being Criticized." Try: "Logan Paul Exploits Suicide Victim for 6M Views, Mostly Kids and Teens." ...Gotta hand it to Logan's PR team for getting to the news outlets before they published something accurate.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

Anyone else demote their regular clothes to pajamas when they've become deeply uncool but you still love them?

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Self made* *with the star-power machine of my 4 sisters, manager mom, olympian dad, agents, stylists, publicists, and being born into one of the longest running TV shows in existence

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

So sleepy I'm resorting to adding up all my blinks and counting it as a nap. This is totally going to work.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

My first kitchen fire was a success! meaning that I put it out before it burned the whole kitchen down.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Man, couches sure are comfortable.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

You know it's bad when your optometrist stops writing down numbers on your prescription and now just describes your eyesight as "practically blind."

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Me: Our baby might be the stinkiest person I've ever met. @MatPatGT : I'm glad to give up my crown.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

I turned down...and for what?

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Working on @YouTube is a privilege, not a right, ever. If you want to be more successful, work harder. Be an advocate for people around you who work hard. Don't make excuses.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Heartbroken over the TX students who were so close to the end of their school year, their graduation, or the next phase of their lives. There are no excuses for that kind of potential to be taken away. There are no words; just take care of each other today, you guys. #SantaFeHS

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

Moved my car chapstick to my purse so I had to move bathroom chapstick to the car and car chapstick just disappeared between the seats and my life is pretty much falling apart.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

In the 7 years I've lived in southern CA I've never had a 100% correct order from a fast food place. Why does everyone want me to like mayo SO BADLY?!

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

4 years

So proud of our community! Team Theorist continues to inspire and amaze us. #streamys

Streamy Awards

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4 years

not playin' any games, The Game Theorists ( @MatPatGT ) just won the #streamys award for Gaming!

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Stephanie Patrick

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3 years

Any other non-coffee-drinkers out there being forced to ask people to "Go out for coffee" because "Will you join me for tea?" is something only 75-year-old British ladies say? ...just me ok

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Stephanie Patrick

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4 years

When you have a one year old: In the car: "if we can't buckle your seatbelt, we can't have any more ham." When he sees a picture of Santa: "Santa is the one who brings all your favorite things, like trains, pickles, and the letter B."

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Stephanie Patrick

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6 years

Spent all of Friday night washing skunk smell off my angry cat. I don't know why you'd think there's something wrong with my social life. #FridayFeeling

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Anyone else tuned into this Jake Paul merch-commercial-I-mean-boxing-match? #KSIvLogan

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

5 years

Everything I've seen on the internet in the last week:

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

3 years

Well, @MatPatGT and I have now emotionally eaten through half of our son's Halloween candy. Thanks #electionnight

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

If you're getting emails from me these days there's like an 80% chance they're being sent from my remote office..meaning my bathtub.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

If you spend your time looking for reasons to dislike someone, you'll always find them, but I'm pretty sure it says more about you than them.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Don't be afraid to say no to a good opportunity to stay focused on a great opportunity. I think the hardest decisions in life end up being the ones where we have to say no.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

Dear Valentine, I love you like banana pudding. And I really, really love banana pudding. xoxo

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

It's October so that means rice crispy treats made of pumpkin spice cheerios an chocolate is fine to eat for breakfast. Totally fine.

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Stephanie Patrick

@CordyPatrick

6 years

@MatPatGT This is what it's like to eat while pregnant.

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