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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 years

I swearrrrr

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@LyricVault What the actual fuck???

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Karachi is in a league of its own

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

A friend of baba was coughing too much and someone reported him. An ambulance came and picked him up from his shop the next day. He kept saying he was fine. Went directly to the ventilator that day. Died the next day. This shit is serious and my dad still thinks its hyped.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

24 days

Eid mubarak feels sahi raj raj k aayi hain is baar

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Lun pakar aur jhoom ja bhosrike

Mohammad Amir

@iamamirofficial

1 year

welcome to @KarachiKingsARY family @realshoaibmalik bhi the real king of t20 cricket 🏏 🤗🤗🤗

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

@realshoaibmalik @Ahlvled_ Beta saare bhund akar wapis kaatenge ab tumhe 😭😭

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@streetfighthard One headbutt literally changed the entire personality of that bloke 🤣🤣🤣

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

Kia challaaaa? Eid mubarak challa bas

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@HowThingsWork_ This looks painful af. How long does it take to heal???

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@HowThingsWork_ This will take years to finish at this speed

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Comment / Quote with your picture wearing a black outfit 🖤

M. Akbar Bajwa

@akbarbajwa

1 year

Comment / Quote with your picture wearing a black outfit 🖤

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 years

@MorganLeni @thewoostein @gfortin_05 @DFWB2012 The awards ceremony be like

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

2 months

Why is my mom like this 😭😭😭

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

2 months

Kr hi lete hain desi media kabhi kabhi

Sabiha 🕊

@SabihaFarooqi01

2 months

Wrapped in my element & grace..🤍🥂 Quote with your Desi Media!

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

Chalo phir black black hi khel lete hain

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

Might need really good experienced writers starting next week or end of january. Will be paying 2.5-3pkr per word depending on how great you are. Please fav and keep this tweet in your bookmarks if you’d be available and interested in the opportunity.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Okay Allah hafiz

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

8 months

Ghalat sochte hain. You resemble iftikhar thakur 😌😌

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 months

About today

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

@itanimals0 So kind of the bear to givr that guy CPR for nothing in return

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Its just me and my dragon

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Reunion after 2 years 🥹🥹

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

Insan ki kismat gandu ho per hashim jesi na ho 😭😭😭😭😭

hashim

@hash8080

3 months

She blocked me for agreeing with her 😭😭, will never understand women 🤷😵‍💫

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 months

anfal•

@thatgirlanfal

6 months

Quote w your white media

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

Thankyou, next 🥰🥰

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@gayomarlic

4 months

No guy has ever looked good in black kurta on friday.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

2 months

Meri jaan ka tukra

Nay

@itsnay_here

2 months

Pets ❤️

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

11 months

I tried

Ram💅🏼

@zindagiseawazar

11 months

no guy looks good in the gym

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

28 days

Too many personal jokes are a result of jealousy and insecurity

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Pindi aur lahore aaj khul k rou raha hai. Yahan tak cheekhein arahi hain bara maza araha hai 🥵🥵🥰

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

10 months

Koke raka

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 years

@thewoostein @MorganLeni @gfortin_05 @DFWB2012 Why Bob? Why not the Darrells of the world for once? 😭😭

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 months

TL cleanse yet again 🥹🥹

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 months

Weird year but here we are

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 years

WHO DID THIS 😭😭😭

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

Kisi ko aaj ziada thand lag rhi hai

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Thats one smart polar bear

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

2 years

Entire Pakistani twitter to mehtab after this thread:

maryam.

@maryamoreart

2 years

I didn't want to do it but this guy @mehtabhassan12 left me no choice. he placed a custom order on 18th December,2021 and asked me to keep the painting till he comes back to Pakistan. He came back on 8th feb and I gave him almost 1 whole month to "fix his things" but he's 1/n

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 years

GUYZZZZ I FUCKING PASSED MY BA SHUKAR ALHUMDULILLAH! 💃💃💃

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

90/100. Goddammit

Johnny Bravo

@sarcastic_xhoni

1 year

Sa pik keni?

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 months

Look at her waiting for food like a good doggo

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 months

Pop ittt

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Sab dump dump kr rhe hain toh yeh lou aik adad food dump

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

THIS IS ONE OF THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

11 months

Most gruelling hike i’ve taken so far. Say hello to Nanga Parbat basecamp!

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

Two moods this eid.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 months

Winters are here

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 months

Black in all the right places

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

11 months

It truly was magnificent

Themoonguy® 🌙

@asstheticssss

11 months

It’s finally the full moon 🫶🏻

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 month

I used to be adorable

Amna Sheikh🧚🏻‍♂️

@panday_may_waro

1 month

Once upon a time

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 years

When you choose fuckboy over loyalty, you know karma’s already fucked you up on long term planning pretty good 😂😂😂

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

Rehana beating asif by 4k votes in sialkot holy shittt

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Bitches come and go lekin yeh meri jaan hai aur constant hai.

tootahwasaadhumai

@7xadiiii

1 year

Annoyance is a sign of a good Relationship 🙂

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Good ol’ days.

منى العطار

@monaalattar_

1 year

Quote with your side profileeee✔️

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@historyinmemes Even after reading the explanations, this is still giving me a headache

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

Iran is far from the “biggest” supporter for Pakistan. Please. I will not indulge in a debate on this where the opening statement is so duplicitous because we only struck BLA camps in Iran as well. Terrorism or not, you don’t encroach a neighbour’s land. You don’t invade their…

Nahool

@perzhiana

4 months

Why does Pakistan keep its ground open for Terrorism and then whine when a neighbor reacts. Iran has been the biggest supporter of Pakistan throughout from providing Petroleum gas, refined patrol, electricity and goods to consume. while Pakistani army was busy lifting white *****

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 months

Isko bhi soup chahye

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

7 months

Is ki dhum dekho cutuuu meriiii MashaAllahh

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

Favourite and I’ll write about you anonymously.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

Breakfast ho toh aesa

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

6 months

Wtf did i just watch

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

This baby boo is 5 years old now. She really IS that bitch

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

I miss that week.

Giles Paley-Phillips

@eliistender10

1 year

Please share one photo that makes you truly happy, where nothing else mattered in that moment

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

Can’t wait to be back at this level in March

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

3 months

@addictionlipa When will all this hype around her end??

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

9 months

MY HEART 😭😭🥰

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

🤣🤣🤣

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

17 days

Khoobsurattttt

Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

18 days

Paharon mein janay ka waqt hogaya hai 😌😌

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

Can never forget to take a picture with Floki

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 years

@Eustacebaaaang She always said how my eyelashes would bang if i had mascara on. So i let her put mascara on me in my car. The sheer happiness and excitement on her face is smth i still remember.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

1 year

White over the years.

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

11 months

Sexy

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

5 months

About last night

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

4 years

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a political science major to help, are they? Me: Dad, a medical emergency’s happening right now Dad: Go & tell them that democracy will save them

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Samurai Jack

@ComaMierda_Puta

11 months

Le nanga parbat