@shaundeeb
Well today went about as well as I could have hoped. Only way it’ll go better is to bag the chip lead in the 10k!
I FUCKIN WON THE 25K!!!!!!
@shaundeeb
What’s most impressive about this is that it’s the only hand you’ve made a quick decision with. Save the robot pose and slow moving bets for tourneys, they don’t belong on cash streams.
@shaundeeb
Nothing like waking up at 6am to someone inside your room, robbing you. PSA to all staying at the Rio: latch your door at night. Sadly the person ran away. We will see if the security can actually do their job or not, and find them!
@shaundeeb
@phil_hellmuth
@WSOP
Few things bring me more joy than watching
@phil_hellmuth
fold AKo incorrectly ITM of a
@WSOP
event. Action was: 6 handed utg 2.5x off 15bb, utg1 all in for 25bb with AQo, Phil barely covers and folds in sb. Shows me and I laugh at him
@shaundeeb
@Protentialmn
What did I lie about? I’ve always been up front with you. I don’t like you. I hate people like you taking advantage of people in coaching for profit while not providing the equity of skill and knowledge for what you charge. This markup is losing, all winning players know that.
@shaundeeb
Yo
@phil_hellmuth
POY should always be about the overall grind. I have 7 more cashes than you. You know how much people love a big name at their table.
@WSOP
should do whatever they can to get the biggest names in every event. It’s great for the brand and rec player experience.
@shaundeeb
Wondering if
@nikairball
is still covering
@berkey11
. I heard in the first session he’s almost thrown a big of a party as he has on
@HCLPokerShow
. Great news for the Berkey believers (and bettors) like myself.
@shaundeeb
I couldn’t dislike a tweet more than this.
Shaun I need you to eat some edibles or something when the wsop rolls around, I’m becoming obsolete
@shaundeeb
My 4 y/o really likes to repeat pun jokes, but they are so brutal for anyone he is repeating them to. He’s hard to understand since he speaks how I type.
@shaundeeb
@golferjosh
I’m attempting to get more chips in two different events at the same time than
@golferjosh
has in the Main event. This must be what it feels like to be an Olympic athlete!
@shaundeeb
Anyone who slowrolls this guy in any tourney will receive their choice of dinner on me or 2 hours of coaching. If you don’t want either we’ll find another reward.
@shaundeeb
I don’t know why everyone is freaking out about the WSOP rule. They might not strictly enforce it. Also, if no one gets tested, we don’t have any positive cases to contact trace.
@shaundeeb
WSOP Day 1: My thoughts so far:
Everyone will wish they stayed at Ballys or Paris. There’s a lot of staff, amazing chipsets, the cards seem
@better
than most years, and lines should be an issue of the past except for the $500.
@shaundeeb
@Kevmath
This may have been my worst planned trip in a long time. I’m going to go play in the pit to try and get a room comped before late registration ends for the bracelet event. How long do I have
@Kevmath
?
@shaundeeb
Few things more painful than getting short in day 1 of the main event and watching the CBS crew hovering like vultures, trying to catch my inevitable bust out hand.
@shaundeeb
The field looks amazing for a 250k. I might try to sell action last minute. Large %’s preferred, you’re going to have to give me cash today if I don’t know you well.
@shaundeeb
I really wish I saved my my
@crying
tweet for this HU match that’s going down. I don’t know two people in any tourney who are trying as hard, and can break emotionally any faster than these two.
@shaundeeb
I’m sure there are a bunch of people in poker who hope all the tweets about them were just deleted, and they could just post nudes in peace.
@shaundeeb
@Joeingram1
I don’t think a lot of you understand what I’m feeling when I’m on
@Joeingram1
‘s stream. When I think something happened and I say some wild theory, some part of it is what I actually think and some part of what I say is trolling.
@shaundeeb
He should be removed from the event, putting any chips in your pocket is an instant disqualification for anyone. I’m really disappointed in
@WSOP
for allowing this to happen.
@shaundeeb
@GGPoker
I really hope
@GGPoker
refunds all the accounts of people who lost in the satellites to
@BrynKenney
’s horses as well as pay back the people who got their $ stolen through their agent accounts being removed by him.
@shaundeeb
It’s really tough not to make sexist comments here, but as someone who has played the ladies event, I can’t imagine anyone is worth 1.8 markup
@shaundeeb
Anyone who wants to stay fat during WSOP, let me know. I’ll be at Hash House most mornings,
@CoherentDeeb
will help translate between bites.
@shaundeeb
I’m 2nd / 8 in chips to start the WSOPE main event final table tomorrow. What a series I’ve had! Today went so purely, won my two key flips. I feel great, it’s time for sleep, a massage, then a loooonnngggg day tomorrow on the hunt for bracelet
#6
@shaundeeb
When your side income is convincing fish to pay for bullshit coaching by convincing them you’re better than you are. The fact that you need a backer for such small buy ins shows that you were never good enough.
@shaundeeb
I seriously hope this public shaming will scare other people who are considering cheating in the future. Keep up the memes everyone, let’s see who else can put more hilarious stuff on
@BrynKenney
‘s wiki
@shaundeeb
@rampagepoker
Since I’m the markup police, I feel like it’s my right and duty to say something about the
@rampagepoker
thing. I think it’s a very very bad precedent for him to set for selling action in the future.
@shaundeeb
Also lol why is Phil Nagy trying to have a hot take here, or any take at all. He’s a Z list public figure even in the poker world. Way to piggyback off Hellmuth’s moment 😂
@shaundeeb
If anyone wants a good example of what I hope Russia will be up against, watch this. There are a lot of people who know fighting is better than surrender. Heroes all over Ukraine are defending it, despite being up against a superior military force.
@shaundeeb
I ordered an Uber an hour earlier than I needed it, it just got in an hour late. The roads are so bad I still might miss my flight, the downsides of living in NY are showing themselves.
@shaundeeb
Too many of my close friends are winning bracelets this week. I felt left out so I decided to get the chip lead in the $1,500 with 10 players left.
@shaundeeb
@DGAFPokerPlayer
I’ve been happy with the info I’ve gathered about
@DGAFPokerPlayer
corporation. It’s weird how it’s set up, which would also explain why he couldn’t name everyone. But I talked to a few people and got the answers I wanted to hear, I don’t think DGAF is involved at this point.
@shaundeeb
@Protentialmn
The longer I’m next to
@Protentialmn
at the table, the closer I am to wanting to fully retire. He just won’t shut up about GTO to the whole room. It’s like a living infomercial where the actor has no knowledge of the product.
@shaundeeb
@PlayPokerLkAMan
I’m glad
@BrynKenney
’s BS site BKpoker is coming to light from
@PlayPokerLkAMan
, as I had heard some rumors about it already. I feel bad for those who invested, but man, Brynn Kenny’s lawyers are going to be quite busy with lawsuits from everyone!
@shaundeeb
I’ll always love you Phil, and I know people are happy to have a piece of the GOAT at the WSOP. I don’t think bounties are the best value for your style, being a short stack so often will hurt you, but you’ll be happy with how wide your shoves get called. I expect a bad beat bust
@shaundeeb
I said at the start of the day I would be happy to get 3rd, but I’m sad to have gotten half the chips and not even get heads up. It’s to keep your chips when you never have the best hand
@shaundeeb
It’s funny how people didn’t care about GG Poker signing other pros who have had sexual harassment issues.. At least Stars got rid of their rapist when they found out.
@shaundeeb
@WSOP
I’m really shocked the
@WSOP
isn’t running some of those 2 day turbos during all the day 1’s of the main. There are way more days off than I would have thought.
@shaundeeb
I feel very sad for all those people still drinking the Brynn kool aid. These ex pokerstars employees are being blinded by the hopes of hitting it big again. I hope they can all find jobs, as 4poker isn’t going to work out, and their “mighty” cofounder is a spineless thief.
@shaundeeb
@PokerBunnyy
The more
@PokerBunnyy
tweets the algorithm puts in my timeline, the less I understand her tweets. Is this how everyone has been with me?
@shaundeeb
If you’re selling action and your package’s total amount of $ in markup is more than your career earnings, you aren’t selling action… you are searching for your first OnlyFans subscribers.
@shaundeeb
@Dan__Zack
This is what my life has become, fighting a losing battle for POY, trying to mincash a $400 tourney while
@Dan__Zack
is just cruising along chipleading the 250k on the bubble.
@shaundeeb
The best part that everyone is skipping over is that
@MattGlantz
has now pulled the two best slowrolls I’ve ever seen. Even I wouldn’t have thought of it as quickly as he did.
@shaundeeb
@nikairball
@berkey11
@HCLPokerShow
Alright fuckers
I wonder if Nik still has more money on the table than Berkey. I heard he’s almost dumped as much in the first session as he did recently on Hustler Live. This is great news for me and other Berkey believers.
Didn’t know I needed to translate poker terms too 😟
@shaundeeb
@TheRyanFeldman
@HCLPokerShow
Let it be know that as I become a bigger fanboy of
@TheRyanFeldman
and
@HCLPokerShow
, that I was in talks with them of doing a week long show before this lineup with some of my favorite streamers was booked. I would have named my next kid Ryan Feldman Deeb for a seat tonight!
@shaundeeb
Looks like two guys living off the sponsorship $ they’re getting, whilst doing whatever they can to keep that money off the tables so they don’t dump it back into the ecosystem.
@shaundeeb
Someone’s going to win a bracelet, test positive, and one of their opponents from the FT will try to get them disqualified. Should be funny!
@shaundeeb
@pokershares
For those of you scared to post your packages, you can always ask me via DM or to post it here for reviews before starting to sell. I want more people to sell, but now that
@pokershares
is out of the game, someone needs to be the voice of reason.
@OnlyFriends_Pod
Leaving the
@wsop
Rio saw
@phil_hellmuth
waiting for a cab. Drove up and offered him a ride. “Yeah like I’d really get in a car with 3 strangers… SCOOT OVER” he said as he opened the door. “Must’ve been a soft field” he said when I told him I won the Big O bird at the Nugget 🤣