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@GmanPoker

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Joke of a poker player. Run too hot for it to matter.

Manhattan Beach, CA
Joined December 2013
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Garrett Adelstein
1 month
Everything worthwhile takes immense effort and rarely comes to fruition without several hiccups along the way. But it is all so worth it when it comes together. Happy birthday to the most adorable, hilarious 1 year old ever. I wish you all a home similarly filled with love!
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Absolute stunner, just like her Mommy! The real game begins now, and I’m ecstatic, terrified, full of love, and everything in between. I’m a fucking Dad!!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
My thoughts on the hand in question from today’s livestream, screenshots 1-4 (of 6)
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My thoughts on the hand in question from today’s livestream, screenshots 5-6
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
I would like to officially accept @nikairball challenge to play me $500/$1000+ heads up now that things have settled down a bit at home with my newborn. As he loves to say, enough talking, let’s just settle this on the felt. I will have every cent of my own action as requested.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
My wife cookin’ up something extra this year! Happy Halloween from our growing family to yours! Our baby girl coming in April 🎃
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1 year
@HCLPokerShow Might be down if there's a seat
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2 years
Garrett Adelstein Report on Likely Cheating on Hustler Casino Live: As an aside, @DGAFPokerPlayer has been a friend for over a decade and I have never questioned his integrity. From the evidence I have seen, the accusations against him are baseless.
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
After not watching or playing a hand for over a year, recently my mindset has shifted: I miss the competition. I miss the strategy. I miss taking souls. I miss gambling—telling the dealer “1 time” vs my nitty pro opponents. I miss poker. And I’m ready to battle. DMs are open.
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Garrett Adelstein
7 months
A year ago exactly I was almost certainly cheated in a compromised poker stream. I’ve been fake threatened with lawsuits endlessly ever since in a weak attempt to silence me. These cheaters fucked with the wrong guy. This will not go away for them, I assure you. Stay tuned.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
I’ve done a lot of tongue-biting over the past 6 months. Just didn’t have it in me this morning to do it yet again.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
I’d like to have this spotlight that’s been thrust upon me applied to something better. Please join me in donating to Big Brother, Big Sister of Los Angeles by going to:
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
The moment I was very likely cheated in the J4 hand, my professional life was always going to be forever altered. I’ll live w/ some peace at least knowing the $135K will be in the hands of a great cause. I don’t know when I’ll choose to play poker again.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Best concise summary of events. Notes: -She several times states she wasn’t threatened (HCL & @Joeingram1 vids both), then tweets that she was anyway. -Vibrating device in her pocket @berkey11 podcast -Only right I accept her HU4ROLLZ while retweeting Doug.
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Doug Polk
2 years
My video on the SHOCKING CHEATING ALLEGATIONS at Hustler
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
@rampagepoker @StakeKings @HCLPokerShow I had an awfully nice time watching you successfully run a million dollar bluff. What I like most about you is your ability to stay grounded and humble despite all the chaos, hard to think of an easier person to cheer for. Hold onto that humanity with your life. It’s a superpower
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
Announcements for multiple stream appearances in the very near future coming ASAP! I don’t take for granted that I still play in big poker games partly because you all tune in. My drive to get back out there stems in large part because of all of your support! Now…LETS GET THEM!
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
Sobriety is such an insane cheat code for life. Doing my wife’s 3rd semester sober with her for “fun”, and it’s been two of the most peaceful and productive months of my life. It’s almost as if depression and alcohol aren’t a great combo 😜. In other news, I miss drinking.
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1 year
King of LA @nikairball , As I have yet to hear back, figured I’d jog your memory. Here is the video where you graciously challenged me to HU. Again, I accept this offer and look forward to you proving to everyone you aren’t completely full of shit every time you open your mouth.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Regarding the pot I lost w KT vs Dylan’s 44: We have no history aside from playful banter last week. I have no ill will towards him and he’s welcome to slowroll, needle, moon me midhand, etc. That said, he’s got an uphill battle if he thinks I’m affected by anything he does/says
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
New @DougPolkVids is hilarious, especially the memes of me looking like someone just shot my dogs. No question, I was more than a bit overdramatic throughout the J4 ordeal. There are far worse tragedies in life. You’ll likely see me back on a stream soon enough, 🔥 has been lit!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
I’ve mostly felt an overwhelming sense of darkness regarding humanity on the internet over the last month. And when around friends or even strangers face-to-face, I instead feel at peace & connected to others. The virtual world isn’t real, don’t let it convince you otherwise.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
As my wife is now in her 3rd trimester, figured the man cave was due for a refresh, 🦮 seems to like the changes. Anxiously counting down the days until I get to meet my daughter! Sorry still no idea if/when I’ll play again, it’s been a rewarding time focused on other projects.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
After years without an episode, I recently had a 5 day period where my mental health rapidly deteriorated. I’ve fortunately recovered well, but for those with similar struggles, you are not alone. There will be setbacks, but we must choose to put in the work daily to feel well.
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Garrett Adelstein
11 months
I love being in this club so much already! Nice work out there dads, I see you!
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
Playing poker competitively is so endlessly difficult, humbling, and heartbreaking. I still surprise myself with just how much pain I feel after particularly brutal stretches. The struggle to incorporate this game into an otherwise peaceful existence is so real. No one is immune.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Poker players grinding away @ WSOP chasing after your financial goals-Don’t forget to invest in your relationships out in Vegas. No amount of $ can touch having a loving, supportive group of close friends/family. Be a great friend to have equally great ones! Also, avoid cheaters.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Although more information will soon come to light, I want to clarify I harbor no ill will towards anyone, especially those who have reconsidered their position. If you stand with me, please join me in supporting Big Brother, Big Sister by going to:
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Hustler Casino Live
2 years
An update
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
2018 has been the best year of my life. After a lifelong battle with depression, this was the year I dedicated myself fully to beating it (CBT❤️), finding a level of peace I couldn’t imagine previously. For those of you fighting the same battle, you are not alone. Keep fighting!
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
6 months later, finally cleared the air on all the topics you’ve been debating: From J4 to Airball’s slander to my falling out with HCL, we discuss it all. I’m hoping to be done with all the drama. It’s time to get back to poker.
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Doug Polk
1 year
It's time to talk to Garrett
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
Man, it’s been overwhelming in the very best way with all messages, calls, texts, etc. Jen, Sienna, and I feel so loved and supported as we take our healthy baby girl home this morning. Twitter drama is fun, but don’t forget to tell your family you love them today 👨‍👩‍👧 . Happy 🐰!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 months
@DougPolkVids I went with yes.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours." -Wayne Dyer Poker is outrageously painful sometimes. And other times it’s so goddamn sweet! After maybe the most brutal stretch of sessions I’ve had in 18 years, tonight was special. Thanks for sweatin w/ me 😅
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
It still feels like yesterday I’d be unable to sleep for days in anticipation of the main event. The dream that my life could change substantially over the course of a week of poker. Would be awfully special to make a run, on a plane now to play it for the 1st time in many years!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Everything coming out in regards to a few extremely wealthy bad actors regularly cheating to make even more money that will never make them any happier is really depressing. Although it seems bleak currently, the overwhelming majority of people I know in poker are great humans!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Moving up stakes in my first few years, I took my shot in every big game I should but mostly should not have taken. My poker career would never have landed me here otherwise. @rampagepoker should be applauded for having the heart to hop in a big yet soft game and play fearlessly
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
Find someone who loves you as much as BrownBalla loves Airball. Someone who will fly to Vegas with you to hold your hand at the table for 100 hours. And when disallowed, somehow who will instead hide in the bathroom, forever on call to provide emotional support and coaching. 👨‍❤️‍👨
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Landon
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First Break @berkey11 vs @nikairball Update: Matt +60k Nik says he has to go to the bathroom and Matt walks in. Nik is having a secret meeting w/ @The_Brownballa Drama ensues, stay tuned.
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
Play 0 hands for over 14 months, then hop in $300/$600+ with @Andrew_Robl , what could go wrong? Damn it feels good to be back though! Catch you next Friday afternoon. Seems ill advised to miss this one.
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WPT Global Poker
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HE'S BACK @GmanPoker
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
There’s been some chatter lately about me being kinda lucky in recent poker hands. What’s missing from this discussion is that I’ve been running this hot for 16 years. Seriously. If it’s any consolation to the keyboard warriors, I too think I’m a complete and undeserving joke.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Headed to EDC! I’m often asked how hard I ball. The answer (obviously) is very! These aren’t business seats. Premium economy? Not even. These are the “Big Front Seats” we made a lowball bid on. They include 0 amenities…on Spirit Airlines. Your move @CryptoApprenti1 #positivity
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Garrett Adelstein
4 years
I’ve never truly dealt with my epic fail in Cagayan, for years masking the pain by convincing myself I was disinterested in #Survivor . Season 40 reminded me why I still ❤️ it. Watching was a cathartic ride that has 8 years later finally allowed me to forgive myself and let go.
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Garrett Adelstein
7 months
Today this little girl is 6 months old. It would be impossible to put into words the amount of joy she has brought to my life. It’s gone way too fast indeed.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
Tune in to see if I instead decide to talk about someone else for 90 minutes straight.
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Doug Polk
1 year
1 pm PT tomorrow, In what I believe will be his first video interview since last October, we will be joined on YT by @GmanPoker . We will be discussing all of the big topics over the last couple of weeks. Garrett wants to set the record straight. See you there.
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
I turn 35 today. For over half those years, I’ve obsessed & spent my days trying to become an elite poker player. Countless wins & heartbreaking Ls alike have followed, and I’m eternally grateful I’ve somehow landed here. I can only hope to run this pure as a husband & father! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Out of the ME, but leaving Vegas feeling emotional & awfully grateful. The amount of beautiful, kind words people verbalized to me was simply overwhelming in all the best ways ♥️. Of the many surreal moments in my poker career, this was right up there. I appreciate you all deeply
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Garrett Adelstein
3 months
I woke up the last couple days feeling really low. Feeling a lack of peace with the way things played out on Wednesday. In fact, feeling unhappy with my words online on several occasions over the past year plus. I’ve received a bunch of heartfelt messages over the past couple…
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1 year
@wakethesheep_ @DougPolkVids PC Garrett has died. Airball is bad poker player and a much worse human being. Fuck that guy.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
@PhilGalfond Absolutely shocked to hear Airball wildly misconstrue reality.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Agreed with everything Doug said in this great video. Unsurprising given everything I do at the poker table (and life) is essentially the opposite of Helmuth, who is wildly famous, successful, and well-connected so what the hell do I know. Different strokes for different folks.
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Doug Polk
2 years
Phil isn't gonna like this one
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Garrett Adelstein
11 months
That was one of the most powerful clips I’ve ever seen. The only thing that trumps @Chris_D_Brewer ’s incredible work ethic is his heart. I hope he shares his up & down inspirational story publicly, it’s quite a doozy. Karma is so real, she’s often just behind schedule.
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"I've had so many tough ones.... It feels really good." Don't miss @Chris_D_Brewer 's emotional winner's interview with @nataliedbode after his @WSOP $250,000 Super High Roller victory.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Dave Ramsey was asked what it takes to build a business. “Perseverance through an amazing amount of manure. Perseverance through pain that breaks your heart” Many think I just show up and win. They don’t see the countless sleepless nights in pain. There’s no free lunch in poker.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
Make no mistake, I have chosen to avoid all poker streams for the last 6 months, not the other way around. And my life has been awfully blissful in the interim. I still may hop on a stream I trust later, but until then, stay thirsty and keep using my name for clicks. I’ll help:
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
Still have some unfinished business to take care of. Nearly 15 months in the making, it’s time. Wednesday, 4 PM, Bally Live Poker: It’s on.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
What an incredible month with this beautiful, sweet young lady. Having a child has already been even more meaningful and powerful than everyone had promised. Can’t wait to see what month #2 has in store!
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
Imagine being as gifted as @DougPolkVids where he can be hilariously running the live commentary, trolling DN/chat/commentators, posting on various socials, all while 2 tabling 200/400NL in a match worth many many millions to him. And I thought I had it good...
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
The only thing worse for poker than outrageously slow play is when elite players & role models like Sammartino & Greenwood do it on the biggest stage in poker. We gotta get a shot clock in there starting on day 5, it’s such a win-win for ESPN, fans, & non-tanking players alike.
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Garrett Adelstein
6 years
The speed at which Dyer plays is inspiring. Serial tankers take note. The joy that John Cynn plays with is contagious. Staredown bots hiding your neck, eyes, soul (or lack thereof), take note. The gratitude almost everyone at the FT has shown is refreshing, whiners take note.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Watching the main event FT used to be my Super Bowl. Now the pace of play makes it completely unwatchable. I’ve said it a million times, but every NL stream must have a shot clock. It is the single most important action productions can take to improve their product for everyone!
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
I had little clue how much poker I’d play after last week. Between running insane, the overwhelmingly kind/positive feedback, and mostly the joy of battling itself, I know there’s plenty left in the tank. Stoked to play where it all began: @CommerceCasino with @BallyLivePoker !
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Garrett Adelstein
4 years
Note to struggling poker players texting me for the first time in years: Better to just ask for 💵 initially than trying to engage me in pointless foreplay chatter neither of us care about. If you just ask immediately...no I will still not give you money. Get a job you bums 😜
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
After 3 desolate years without Coachella, I couldn’t be more excited heading to the desert today. The universal power of live music is undeniable, giving us incredible memories and getting us through the toughest of times. If you see me, don’t be scared to say hi & dance with us!
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
I played a lot of sloppy hands as is to be expected yesterday, but there were some high points too. More importantly, had a great damn time—Poker is an awfully fun game. Looking forward to running it back tomorrow at 4pm PST on @WPT YouTube as we kick up the stakes and pressure.
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
One of the many lessons I had to learn the hard way when I first played on livestreams was that you just can’t let public opinion affect your play. Do you, live with the results good or bad, but you’re dead if your thinking about Bob from Omaha’s opinion when the lights are on.
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
15 years later, and I still get amped up every time I’m about to play bigger games. So grateful I’ve had the opportunity to play poker for many dollars for half my life. It’s never lost on me that I’m 1 in 1 million lucky af. Please don’t wake me. Also, LETS GET THEM!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Another badass week of poker as a player and fan! There’s simply no denying the immense power of livestream poker. I still pinch myself realizing I get to be a regular part of it. The future of poker remains bright. Some much needed family time in Laguna for my wife’s bday now!
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Garrett Adelstein
8 months
Slowing things w/ other projects down a bit this fall for my sister’s and bff’s weddings, Italy 🇮🇹 trip, and first festival (Portola) in a year. I’ll hop on a couple streams thereafter and discuss my other work in due time. Obligatory baby wedding dress pics incoming…
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
After a nearly 2 month hiatus from all things poker with lots of travel, quality time with loved ones, and some serious contemplation on if/what role I want poker to have in this next chapter of my life… I’m back! Catch you all Thursday and Friday for @HCLPokerShow
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
@DougPolkVids I hear ya and don’t disagree. I promise at some point I’ll hop on a pod with you again. And I still plan on making a trip out to Texas to support your stream as well.
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
Laughable things The Mouth/Postle agreed upon aside from everything: -Postle didn’t cheat. Also %s > 100 are a thing -Playing micro stakes is optimal for elite players -Any hand PF that has an irrelevant story behind it must be played for any $ -Garrett Adelson is a great player
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
After conducting my own investigation more thorough than Stones, Postle def did it. I’ve watched with joy seeing the community expose cheaters time and time again. Let’s utilize this uncovering to further tighten security on all other streams. Happy to help! Also, HU4ROLLZ BRO!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Selling a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy a piece of my action in VTI (Vanguard ETF) at only 1.8X markup (super easy field, everyone in finance is a moron!). Will sell out, act now to avoid regret!
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
What Len, like many fans prefer, is reasonable humans playing interesting poker. Many have figured how to do that without being disingenuous assholes desperately seeking clout. I’m honestly embarrassed to be part of an industry that has glorified people like Robbi and Airball.
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Len Ashby
1 year
4th and last reply
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
“<Robbi> said on Twitter and on a podcast that she had turned over her phone records to the newspaper; The Times has yet to receive any, despite repeated follow-up requests.”
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Laughter is the best medicine-This applies to internal dialogue as well. When everything is going wrong midsession and I catch myself getting dark, I’ll laugh at myself, sarcastically asking “Wow this is serious business huh!” Learning to mostly ignore the chatter is a superpower
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
@PokerBunnyy I listen to your backstory to try to understand, compliment your transparency, and then you write this in a desperate plea for attention. Add me to the infinite list of people who have contacted me directly who dislike because of the malicious and unprovoked way you treat others.
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Garrett Adelstein
4 years
My fascination with high stakes poker (and life) focuses on how critical it is to callous ones mind to endure everything the deck/world throws at them with grace, calm, and rationality. @PhilGalfond you were a giant the moment you stepped back into the ring. Please, FINISH HIM!
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Run It Once Poker
4 years
... as Venividi calls it a day! A slightly early finish to Session 28 where @PhilGalfond wins back €140,979.28. Back to winning ways again as Phil is now up almost €600k from his lowest point! 💪💪📈 #GalfondChallenge
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Garrett Adelstein
6 years
I have a dream...That one day every poker game will have a (30 second) shot clock. And I won’t rest until I’ve done everything in my power to make it so. And when that a day arrives...Byeeeee serial tankers. Welcome back fun players who rarely played because of them.
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1 year
Last night’s memorial was touching yet tragic. Ramsey had a lightness to him I deeply admired. One the best gifts I’ll take from his life is to laugh, enjoy every moment, and not take myself too seriously. I’ll forever focus on finding that mindset in my own life because of him.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
As content creation has exploded recently, so too have poker livestreams. From the epic things @HCLPokerShow is doing to bring these 2 spaces together to the impressively revamped @LIVEattheBike , the future of poker is awfully bright! Been a privilege working w/ both groups.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
I may not have the heart or bankroll to abuse my phone in this manner, but make no mistake: I too fantasize about breaking shit when things go poorly at the table. I try to remind myself that poker is such an incredibly hard game. And I give myself permission to be in pain.
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Rob Yong
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Totally agree with @padspoker take on @RealKidPoker needing to buy a new camera @WSOP - seeing the big ambassadors show they really care fires me up 🔥 *the guy that said “I think he lost It” also makes a good read ✅KTF Rob @koumanpoker @PokerNews
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
Sienna’s mood after finally kicking her addiction to Twitter Spaces…
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
Pro tip: Stop trying so hard to sound like a pro at the poker table. There are better ways to overcompensate for your average penis size. Instead of range, 3bet, blocker, frequency, solver, and EV, try: “I put you on ace face, a power pocket” etc or just talk about ANYTHING else.
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Garrett Adelstein
6 years
Please don’t be that guy that waits until it’s your action to look at your holecards. If someone can pick up something, you’re already dead anyway. If this action is followed by a tank and then fold when it’s 0-1 raises in front of you, just know you are never getting into heaven
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
Game on.
@WPT
World Poker Tour
5 months
"I’m built for it, and I’m confident I’ll get back into form soon enough. Rest assured, I’ll be in there swinging for the home run ball and ready to put on a show on hand #1 ." @GmanPoker is ready to make his return. Read about it in our latest Ante 👇
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
1/2: I was heartened reading the details regarding several security measures HCL has implemented. Security vulnerabilities are THE existential threat facing the poker livestreams we all love, and thus these updates are a win for everyone in our industry.
@HCLPokerShow
Hustler Casino Live
1 year
Now that the investigation has concluded, we want to address the numerous inquiries about Garrett and his future on the show. Simply put, HCL is open to having @GManPoker back.
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Garrett Adelstein
5 years
Played the main event for 2.5 days. Had a lot of fun as always! Biggest takeaway though was the strong correlation between the many entitled & delusional players and how poorly they play poker. I felt sad to see so many people living with so little peace and such poor mindsets.
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
The only thing better than brutally misplaying several recent big hands is getting the judgmental wtf text from my dad 🤦‍♂️ linking the inevitable YouTube videos showcasing how bad I am at the only thing I’ve done with my life. Poker is an endlessly humbling and heartbreaking game.
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Garrett Adelstein
5 months
Kind words @Andrew_Robl , means a lot coming from the guy who has easily been my biggest role model in the game from afar. I’ll be ready to do a little cookin’ myself this afternoon…
@Andrew_Robl
Andrew Robl
5 months
I’ve excited to cross paths with @GmanPoker one of the most feared and respected cash game players ever. We’ve never played a hand of poker together before today. Tune in at 4pm today if you want to see some HUGE pots and fireworks. I’m going to bring the heat.
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
About to head home from Miami after a rather epic trip celebrating my best friend’s wedding! Did I miss anything in poker over the weekend? Any games viewers wished I had hopped in? 😜 Looking forward to playing the streams the next couple weeks before EDC then Iceland.
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Garrett Adelstein
4 years
For those who know NYE resolutions are a joke, who refuse to make excuses for their shortcomings in 2019, those who dedicate their minds & lives to being uncommon amongst the uncommon, those on lifelong quests to be HARD MOTHERF***ERS (Goggins), I see you. 2020, let’s get it!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
At my best, I’d recognize that I was hurting, giving myself the permission/self-compassion to allow those feelings. I’d then remind myself of the many reasons why I’m built for this/why it’s worth it to continue to execute, noting how hot I run in all the ways that truly matter.
@DakIsMyDaddy
DakIsMyDaddy
2 years
@GmanPoker because I am genuinely curious… What would your internal voice been telling you, had you lost that $400,000 pot? I’m unaware of the impact it would have to your bankroll (probably minimal obviously), but would your stomach be turning?? Please elaborate!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Iceland has been mesmerizing, each hike seeming more incredible than the day before. It’s a truly breathtaking country with outrageously kind people. In other news, after years of sitting completely on the sideline…Catch you all in 2075 to reevaluate my investment!
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
My 1st streamed poker game in nearly a year, couldn’t be more grateful or excited. Although an uncommon view, poker is responsible for so much good throughout my life and nearly 20 years later, the love affair continues. Shout out to those of you chasing (or living) the dream!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
I’ve been playing way too much poker lately and loving it! Looking forward to another huge game today @HCLPokerShow before escaping into nature in Portland for a few days 👩‍❤️‍👨. Back Tues for another full week of massive games on HCL & a sick one Fri @LIVEattheBike w @phil_hellmuth !
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Garrett Adelstein
1 year
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Garrett Adelstein
3 years
Never been a “fan” of any poker player with exactly 1 exception: @philivey . So many topics from his great @Joeingram1 interview were so insightful/relatable: What truly matters, avoiding selfishness, philanthropy, emotional availability, sobriety, and putting in the work. Legend!
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
Surreal week playing on High Stakes Poker, easily my favorite hour of the week as a viewer for years. Even in my most ambitious of fantasies, I never envisioned I could land here. Somehow the stakes only get bigger the rest of the week, so inevitably I will run very very hot ☀️
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Garrett Adelstein
2 years
At the risk of continuing to make a big deal out of something that I consider inconsequential, this excellent video summarizes my thoughts on the situation flawlessly. The worst thing Dylan has done in the hours I’ve played with him is constantly berate almost every other player.
@BartHanson
Bart Hanson
2 years
Decided to come out of slowroll retirement since I was the one commentating the hand on the @HCLPokerShow live stream from Friday. Here is my take on the $186k slowroll to @GmanPoker . A true blueprint in poker professionalism
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