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4 months

Having tried and failed to muscle in on the numbers, prostitution, and loan sharking rackets controlled by Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street, Kermit and his boys were gunned down as they emerged from Grover's Italian Bistro...

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@InternetH0F The grandson is Harrison Ruffin Tyler and he is also related through his mother's side to the actual Pocahontas. The dude is literally a walking genetic US history capsule.

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@PopCrave Folks studying public relations: THIS is how you stir up even more curiosity and attention from the public.

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@katyperry @elonmusk Make sure to check the gas pedal first, Katy.

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@PopCrave In the event that His Majesty's prostate has to be removed, Prince Williams' prostate will immediately become the new Royal Prostate.

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I haven't posed like this in a while and since it is a condition of my probation, here you go...

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@PopCrave For a moment I thought Ty Burrell (Phil) had passed away since they were holding up his picture as if it were a memorial. Fortunately, he's still alive. I checked. Probably just couldn't make it to the reunion.

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@historyinmemes This may very well be the first case of robot harassment caught on video. It could be a landmark case in the making.

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2 years

I am NOT putting a bra on just to go through the Taco Bell drive-thru...

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@nypost Was this the same coroner that did the autopsy on Jeffrey Epstein?

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#WorseUrbanLegends If you eat 3 cookies as you boil pasta, Cookie Monster will manifest himself in your pasta water

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I, hereby, extend permission too my followers to continue using my profile pic as masturbatory material after I die

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@cctvidiots Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it... those two are the hottest looking Great Depression era couple I've ever seen.

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@historyinmemes The other bird in the foreground looks like he was fast asleep. He's startled awake, like, "WTF, Mable, what's all that racket? Mable... Mable?!"

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Is that thing even gonna fit in the dishwasher?

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I may have just bought the Mother of All Cast Iron Pans. Hand for reference (and extra sexiness)

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@il0venostalgia My lofty, long-winded answer: (short answer at the bottom) This artistic choice was likely made to enhance the visual aesthetic and symbolism of the video. Firstly, pool tables without pockets can be seen as a metaphor for the intense rivalry and conflict depicted in the video.…

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@nypost I guess it is now up to the passengers to conduct pre-flight safety checks. That's good to know.

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@crazyclipsonly The look on this poor dude's face... it's like when a kid starts to open up a large Christmas present only to discover it's a box full of socks.

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#APleaToGenZ ... Please, take good care of Keith Richards as the Boomers, Gen-Xers, and Millennials did before you...

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@nypost If anybody knows about buying p***y, that has to be Bill.

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@nypost Why would this be news?

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#RuinABandNameWithOneLetter ... Twisted Fister

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3 years

Best advice I got when I started on the Twitter: Tweets, like poops, should come out naturally -- NEVER force them.

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@historyinmemes Every documentary should be produced with two narration tracks. One, by Sir David Attenborough and a second track narrated by Snoop.

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@PopBase @taylorswift13 Q: "What are you majoring in?" A: "Advanced Swiftiness"

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#TheSexGotWeirdWhen ... Even though I was wearing my 'Princess Leia is Jabba the Hutt's sex slave' outfit -- you kept on making STAR TREK references --- WTF?

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The RETURN and gentrification of Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood.... #SNLEddieMurphy

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@historyinmemes If the Persians would have been victorious and the culture of Greek city-states subdued or entirely assimilated into Persian culture, the path by which Western civilization evolved and prospered would have been entirely different. A single battle on a single day, yet so pivotal…

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#ThingsWeDidntSayIn1982 . . . Here, take a look at a thousand Polaroids of my cat

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@InternetH0F They're not even a couple or anything. They just had a fender bender and were exchanging insurance information.

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@GBNEWS With all due respect to His Majesty, I believe he REALLY needs to look back on Steve Jobs and his similar strategy to combat his cancer.

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@PicturesFoIder You know what I'm gonna do this morning? I'm gonna remove my protective headgear and approach a multi-ton creature in the wild.

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@fasc1nate Fortunately, following years of therapy, Annabelle was able to reincorporate herself into society. Annabelle is now a semi-retired anger management therapist and enjoys gardening, traveling, cooking, and tormenting the souls of children who don't eat their veggies.

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@fasc1nate Michael Caine demonstrates the proper empathetic reaction that recent generations would be hard-pressed to emulate. He DID NOT make the situation about him. He did not indulge in laying blame on his mother for keeping such a secret for so long, for denying him the opportunity to…

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@AP 12-page bill gets fast-tracked through the House, now a former Goldman Sachs, Hollywood, government guy steps right in on queue to fill the role of the "buyer." Yeah, okay.

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Just 26 hours to go and I will be able to claim that I went for all of 2023 without having one of my b00bs pop out at a Walmart OR Taco Bell.

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@historyinmemes I don't know what it means when I see a subway station from the former Soviet Union and I am more impressed by its design and cleanliness and would likely feel safer to ride the subway there compared to subway systems in the U.S., U.K. and other Western countries.

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@cctvidiots The art of slipping in the shower while blow drying your hair and accidentally shooting yourself in the back of the head, thrice, before wandering onto a ledge, naked, and slipping on a banana peel 12-stories to your demise.

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With Regis, sadly, passing away before formally selecting his heir as the "world's coolest old celebrity," I guess this means that William Shatner and Betty White will have engage in a "winner-take-all" cage match to earn the title.

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Hey, kids... There was once a time when SNL was as funny on a reasonably regular basis as it was tonight with Eddie Murphy. #SNLEddieMurphy

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@InternetH0F ANSWER: Unless I get this job, I will be forced to put Jumbo to sleep and use him for meat. So... what sort of medical and dental coverage do you offer?

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@CreepyOrg In a way, I suppose it can be said that Bugs saved Mel's life. On a side note, this incident was the reason why for one season of the Flinstones, Barney's voice sounded different than the other seasons. Mel was not available to voice Barney for that time period due to this…

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#IfAllTheAlcoholDisappeared ... I guess I'd have to go back to licking toads again...

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@NoContextBrits Hey, we ain't that stupid. We know that 20:30 means its a ratio of 20 to 30, so it would be roughly two-thirds into the day, so it would be leaving at 4PM. So there!

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You consider Godfather III as good as I and II... #AndThatsWhyYouAreMyEx

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@MikeSington @RobEaton9 I'm SHOCKED. It's like a slap in the face.

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@GBNEWS WTF would those two be given any advance warning of anything related to the Royal Family?

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@historyinmemes It was estimated that if the dome had not been there, Ohtani's blast would have traveled 525-550 feet. His combination of hitting and pitching prowess is amazing.

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@AP Political opposition dies, but the subways are clean, safe, and ornate.

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Gotta admit, THIS is a pretty good hook.

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Prove me wrong

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@historyinmemes I had always wondered why many Roman mosaics depicted lions with dark manes. I used to think it was creative license on the part of the artist. I was unaware that they used barbary lions in their events.

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@GBNEWS Exhausted? Exhausted doing what? So much for a tireless monarchy.

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I'm happy to say that I found a buyer for one of my kidneys on the black market... this means that I will be able to have eggs again sometime next week...

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@historyinmemes Families sitting together to enjoy a meal? That's as outlandish today as flying cars.

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@historyinmemes The shot was amazing. Trying to slither out of paying the guy is just a further testament to the sneakiness and cheapness of sports team's front offices and big corporate sponsors. Nice that the Bulls players rallied around the defense of this guy.

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@stillgray My question would be, who DIDN'T know that?

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@GBNEWS Very effective way to consume policing resources.

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@historyinmemes I do not believe there is any information of Vlad being a certified pilot. Even if he were, to handle a machine like that would require extensive training to be type-rated for it. It is more likely he sat at the controls while not doing any "flying." Then again, who knows,…

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@messedupfoods There was a time when I would have gladly sold my little sister for a block of Velveeta.

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I can't believe underboob sweat season is ALMOST over.

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#ReasonsToStaySingle Giving yourself orgasms is easier, faster, and drama-free

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@historyinmemes It's pretty amazing to think that the Eiffel Tower was built in the 19th century in only two years. Even more amazing that in the early 20th century the Empire State Building was erected in just over one year. Think about how smaller projects today usually take so much longer.

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How would everybody make out? I'm toast as my area is a redundant target even in a small exchange scenario.

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Nuclear targets in America

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#FakeToiletPaperFacts ... Toilet paper rolls are nothing more than paper towel rolls yet to reach full maturity

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@GBNEWS Well, we've always known the Russians don't mess around when it comes to interrogation techniques.

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@creepydotorg Not only would that "tactic" render your opponent unable to strike, it usually also ended with your opponent offering to get together again soon.

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@stillgray Allow me to be as clear and as concise as possible. The answer to that question is, NO. I did an informal poll of other women in my circle of family and friends, and the answer was unanimous. We all prefer masculine men. The only caveat would be that we prefer men to be as…

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@PopCrave If I could pull off that sort of pose at 82, I'd do it. Kudos to Martha Stewart. It's a good thing.

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@PopBase The silence provokes more speculation. I understand the want of privacy, but she is a Royal, wife to a future king, a future queen herself, the mother to a future King. As such, she is one of the most public figures in the UK and the world. Recuperation times lasting months…

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My money is on former NYC mayor Ed Koch.

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My pizza grease leaked through my paper plate, and...who does that grease stain look like? Castro? Art Garfunkel?

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#IllLookBackOnMyLifeAndSay ... I did it... I really did it -- I outlasted Blockbuster, never returned that VHS copy of 'Back to the Future II" AND... never paid any late fees.

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Rose???

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@PopBase @taylorswift13 First she gains influence and control over the fortunes of the NFL. Now she is doing the same over the fortunes of the Argentine aviation industry. Surely her power will continue to expand until she governs the entire galaxy.

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#HowYouCanTellMyAge ... I still expect to find Saturday morning cartoons on the major networks

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#FakeTitanicFacts ... ... Keith Richards was the only member to survive of the heroic band that kept playing till the very end

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@nypost NYC is practically lawless now. It is as if it were competing with SF or Chicago to see how bad things can get.

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The portable oxygen tank on wheels and a carton of Winston cigarettes?

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What’s missing from this beautiful living room?

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@YWNReporter During the power losses, the ship appeared to be 15 to 20 degrees away from the pillar. Why the sudden 15-20 degree turn to starboard placing the bow of the ship head-on for a collision course?

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On a scale of one to ten... how badly do you miss 24-hour Walmart?

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If he was REALLY into you, he'd be taking you to the GOOD Denny's on the other side of town.

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@historyinmemes Imagine one day receiving a message from Voyager 1 that reads, "Uh, did anybody lose a small space probe?"

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Abcde? Really??? I guess my cousin naming her daughter Mildred in 2018 doesn't seem as odd now.

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@TheCriticalDri2 While I find the "sticking it to the man" angle laudable, I am also disappointed to see a character that deserves dissemination just "linger on a shelf."

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@PopCrave What may sound good superficially usually turn into a disaster bringing about more harm than good. (Cough, cough) Prohibition, the "war on drugs" Legislating "bad habits" away creates more horrors by attempting to legislate the behavior of a populace. Individuals need to be…

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@PopCrave Well, I guess the State Department is involved now. I tell ya, I haven't been able to sleep worrying about whether Taylor Swift was going to be able to make it to the Super Bowl on time.

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@stillgray Ian is basically asking why? The order of operations came about essentially to avoid ambiguity, something which would not be a welcome thing in mathematics. Mathematical calculations and the process used to carry them out have to be consistent everywhere, even if that goes…

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@MerriamWebster @ColleenHolt20 Kumquat

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@nypost Well, I guess she can always platform herself on one of the Middle Eastern platforms dedicated to her style of content. Wait a minute...

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I come before you today, my brothers and sisters on social media, to confess that I, Lady Maria of the Cleavage Crumbs, this morning prepared and drank a cup of... instant coffee. May you forgive me for bringing shame to this platform.

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I would NEVER flash my boobs at Target... that's what Walmart is for

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@PicturesFoIder MEANWHILE... boy bands in the late '50s through early '60s...

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Quite honestly, I find it IMPOSSIBLE to tell the difference between raccoon milk and squirrel milk...

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Some foods are meant to be eaten off your boobs...

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It's Christmas Eve, when we celebrate Alan Rickman falling from the Nakatomi Tower. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

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@InternetH0F Humans evolved to rely on group hunting and sharing of food resources, which reduced the need for large canines for individual hunting and tearing apart prey. Our digestive tract, however, has remained short, as one would expect from a creature that relies on meat for its…

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@nypost What the hell does she expect him to get... a stern talking to and a grounding for two weeks?

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You know... I'm beginning to think that the guy in the Walmart parking lot who is always offering free breast exams in his van, IS NOT really a doctor...

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@JonTheBrush @il0venostalgia It is apparent you did not go to the bottom of my OBVIOUSLY FACETIOUS post.

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@nypost No, please, please, by all that is sacred... NOT ANOTHER book from these two... STOP IT.

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@insultsrare You know, if Hamilton had been better at stringing words together, that whole thing later with Aaron Burr might have been settled with a simple war of words instead of an actual duel.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad This must be the new rule of economics for the film industry — invest hundreds of millions in a project designed to make the key demographic of said project "uncomfortable." Sounds like a winning formula.

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