2 MS schools won a regional yesterday. One celebrated with their players. The other whined about how their rivals celebrated. I’ll take the flagship university plz
If you had told me a year ago we’d be starting the season with Florida, with Lane Kiffin as the HC, wearing powder blue jerseys and a porn star would lead the Hotty Toddy chant for a near empty stadium I would’ve called you crazy but that’s 2020
Sources: Texas A&M athletic director Ross Bjork has emerged as the target in Ohio State's athletic director search. Search is expected to be finalized in upcoming days.
Your coach is making headlines cause he said dumb things again
Mine is making headlines cause any team with a coaching vacancy wants him
We are not the same
Here's some footage (with sound!) from the surface of another planet, and you're just gonna scroll past it without even noticing to continue looking at memes, aren't you
I'm gonna assume the worst:
- 2 year bowl ban
- Immediate eligibility for transfers
- Continued ban on anything resembling a defense
- Square curfew moved up to 10pm, including Thur/Fri
- Ajax & BBB shut down
- Houston Nutt reinstated as HC
People really think Saban flew into Oxford to interview for the coaching job. And y’all wonder why I say we have the most delusional fan base in the SEC 😂🤣
If we’re gonna pretend this year’s champion is a legitimate champion after the Mickey Mouse show with NC State then you need to call
@OleMissBSB
baseball to Omaha too so they can enjoy their 2020 Champions official ceremony as well
Dillon Gabriel is transferring to Oregon, sources tell
@247sports
.
The Ducks have their new QB. Gabriel threw for 3,660 yards and accounted for 42 total touchdowns this season at Oklahoma.
Coral Gables drinking game
Drink every time:
1) Jon Jay's major league career is brought up
2) Jon Jay's Miami career is brought up
3) Jon Jay mentions Lance Berkman
4) Jon Jay says something stupid
5) Jon Jay
Will Wade is such a fraud that he just lost to a barely .500 Ole Miss team (at home) without 3 players - two of which are the best on the team. Ole Miss literally didn’t have a point guard for a little less than half the game. We’ll put that in the “things you love to see” column
“Then when Patterson got injured, Ta’amu took the job from him and he transferred to Michigan.”
If ESPN is saying it y’all gotta stop saying we made it up.
Corral completed just 14 passes for 287 yards while running for nearly 100 but there’s still 2 fanbases tryna downplay his game yesterday. Never change little bros
Auburn: Ole Miss is a poverty, trash program
Also Auburn: wants our current head coach, wants our current players, wants our past head coach, wants our future players
Kiffin: resurrected an entire football program
Beamer: went bowling year 1 despite 3-9 roster
Pittman: bottom feeder to solid top 25 team
Stoops: 9-3 at UK, enough said
Heupel: inherited a dumpster fire & injected life back into UT
Kirby: let Nick Saban slap him around again
Don't know why fans don't love this. Tad Pad was a lawless, reckless, leaking tin can with an electric atmosphere and now we're adding alcohol sales to that powder keg
My biggest reason for wanting to win Saturday is so that maybe we can finally get a new play to run on repeat every time we play Bama for the next decade
*Takes picture in front of new car celebrating commitment*
@NCAA
: Nothing to see here
*Nkemdiche's older brother has a car*
NCAA: Ole Miss must have given it to him!
New college football analyst for ESPN,
@RGIII
, has picked Ole Miss QB Matt Corral to win the Heisman Trophy this season.
He also noted Ole Miss is a team to watch for the College Football Playoff.
@OleMissFB
|
@corral_matt
In Arkansas, the power of the Razorback logo makes everything better. Newest example: officially licensed tortilla chips in the shape of a 🐗 - now at restaurants across Arkansas. [Made locally by Abuelita Maria]
Drink every time these commentators mention Tulane doesn't have their starting QB. Finish everyone's drink if they ever mention we're missing our top two receivers.
Your daily reminder that they're just doing what the rest of the media does - generate fake, virtue signaling pieces for clicks. Don't get mad at them!
Can't wait for all the Auburn fans to go with the "he's better than Lane anyway" line when they inevitably hire not Lane Kiffin and all the Ole Miss fans pull up their bookmarked tweets
Stop captioning “Nashville couldn’t handle us” on your bachelorette party post. You know who moves to Nashville? Alcoholics. Trust me Becky, Nashville handled you just fine.