Y'all follow one trend of IQ I differ. Acc reserved for matured engagements. Aprentice of patriarchal arrogance. Nigerian by force, 📧 Chriskonganetu
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Just to remind you that I stock & sell the best Auto Batteries in Lagos. no jokes, cars, buses, trucks, heavy duty trailers, marine engines, generators etc, with 1 year warranty for cars & buses
Please patronize me and retweet so others can see this post, thank you 😊 🙏🏾
You joined Twitter last month and you're already looking for boyfriend this month
Better cool down and join the queue cus some girls that joined since 2011 haven't even found one.
The cancer chemotherapy session that costs over 500k per session in LUTH is not up to 100k in Abia state and this was before Alex Otti
I know this because I know someone that was recommended to go to Abia state and we realized that LUTH were ripping patients off..
Wait, Chef Dammy that was the yardstick of morality and face of Christianity has gone to sign a N1M deal with a sex toy company?
Satan you do this one.
Just so you know know, more than 70% of the car batteries sold in Nigeria today are manufactured in Aba and they’re 2x better than the ones imported from China, I know this cus it’s the business I do.
Made-in-Nigeria tires are now available in Aba, Abia State. This is an example of what good governance can attract. Igbos still remain the hope for Nigeria's growth and industrialization.
Cc Igbo History.
150k was about $1000, 10 years later that same $1000 is equal to 1.360 million
We were robbed, that’s why I hate with disdain youths that support this government
APC is a destroyer. At 27 and earning ~150K I could afford a car. Now you no fit try am.
Too wild. Nigeria has robbed its youths of time and value. I remember shouting in 2014 on Facebook for young people not to mortgage their future with people who will not be here in 20 years
Road to 350 then I’ll start believing that T Bag is working, you can’t take the dollar from 460 to 1900 then expect me to jubilate when it falls to 1100.
Buhari just nominated Lauretta Onochie for the position of INEC chairman while we are protesting
We won’t be stopping this protest soon as the president is already moving mad
#SARAMUSTEND
#EndSARS
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
@PeterObi
Dear PO, we’re fighting for our lives here, supporting you is because you represent the idea of Nigeria we want
If any body or candidate makes any smear campaign against you which can affect ur candidacy thereby affecting our lives WE WILL COME FOR THEM
No provoke me sir.
A reverend was stabbed by a Muslim man 3 weeks ago in Australia which left 1 of his eye blind, he came out last week to forgive the attacker & now many Australians are converting to Christianity while dormant Christians are renewing their faith in droves..
This is Uloen, Ondo State
This village has never seen electricity for over 15 years but politicians visit it in every election year.
From here to Akure is less than 30 minutes by bike
Yet, it's very far from civilization
Dear
@ManUtd
I write to inform you that I'm tired of this reoccurring heartache and repeated heartbreak I get for being a fan, I'm also using this medium to inform you that Im porting to
@LFC
cus I'm tired of this shittery
E nogo beta for una
A former fan.
I see women condemning the work of their fellow woman saying the song portrays women as begging for love
Men has done tens of 1000s song begging women to love them and we will sing it with our hearts if the rhythm is nice
This is just too much toxicity coming from y’all.
It’s okay to look at men as potential anything until your doubt is cleared cus I can’t anymore
that I am innocent doesn’t mean the guy next door is, do anything to ensure your safety. 🙏🏾
So my Uncle caught his wife red handed cheating after he insulted me out of disbelief and labeled me a home wrecker when I first told him about her activities
Ladies and gentlemen ISSA THREAD!!!!
The other day, a customer was about to pay me with left hand then quickly switched it to his right hand and apologized
I smiled and said to him: "Sir, buy more and pay with left hand, I'll kneel down and collect the money"
the customer burst into laughter. 😊😊
Sammy Desh has been offline since he was called out for domestic abuse, who would’ve thought!??
Morally bankrupt people that had a lot to say about PO.
@jidesanwoolu
They called you for debates you refused to attend because to you we peasants are not worthy to be acknowledged, now you want votes you’ve suddenly remembered us, my one vote will go to LP and so are many others
You’re called to serve not to lord over your subjects.
Someone sent me a DM day before yesterday asking me how I am and that he noticed my reduced activity on here if everything was ok
That's one of the purest thing I've seen on my 8 years on twitter.
“Dr Funmi was trying to shoot his shot” AND SO FUCKN WHAT?? he’s a young bachelor and he can move into anybody’s DM, except he knows the girl is married
So cus he just got out of a scandal recently he should not behave like a normal human again, You people amuse me.
Mr Macaroni is still here and showing no signs of leaving, that’s a man that’s using his platform to encourage people for this course..
The streets will definitely remember.
What this David Hundenyi’s Nasco/Bokoharam article means is that he’s not stepping his foot into Nigeria in a veryyyyy long time, even the best of the best journalists don’t go that deep
I can’t believe he’ll ever outperform that Hiny’s exposé, I am worried about his safety.
The Ooni of Ife just got married, and this makes it his 4th marriage and most of you ladies are gushing over his new wife because he's royalty
If it were me now, y'all will be shouting menaskum, e no go better for una 😒😒😏
This was how Buhari came in in 2015 and people were famzing him forgetting the evil he did in the 80s
This handle was a govt vuvuzela as early as this year and openly supported the food blockade to the south last year
We won’t forget.
This TWO dragged themselves on Facebook, it got heated, they picked a location and a date, scheduled a fight and turned up!
Twitter fight is still learning work.
Arise TV strategically hoisted themselves as the go-to TV of this generation of Nigerians within 2 weeks & I love to see it
They exploited their competitor’s weaknesses and its paying off
The others would wither away like NTA & IDGAF about them, Arise TV has come to stay.
Let me tell you people something, Nigerian courts are the reason NPF personnels are misbehaving
Our courts are so messed up that people would prefer to bribe police men to end the case in the station than to go face the incompetence in the courts.
In Nigeria, staying abroad is a profession
Girl 1: I just met a very handsome well mannered man!
Girl 2: oooh.. I'm happy for youuu.. What does he do?
Girl 1: he stays abroad
Girl 2: woooow sis! you've hit a JACKPOT 😲😲😲
Lol, CBN are back to defending the naira but I don’t expect an airhead to know.
According to CBN circular yesterday it’ll settle at N1317+ which is almost double of where Tinubu met it & X7 of where the APC met it in 2015
A party of bastards, thieves and terrorists.
ARMY DSS TROOPS AVERT BHT PLANNED ATTACK ON KANO IN JOINT RAID OPERATION
Joint troops of the Nigerian Army and the Department of State Services have successfully averted an imminent attack on Kano by insurgents. In a dawn raid operation carried out on the terrorists' hideout in
So yesterday while I was coming back from work, D bike I took mistakenly hit a woman
D woman turned and slapped my back hard in retaliation, she didn't even apologize knowing I was just a passenger, I was dumbfounded! people pleaded I let it go,
People are mad in this Lagos o