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@ChrisStirewalt

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Chris doesn't tweet, but we're here anyway | @AEI , @TheDispatch , @NewsNation , @LAIspeakers & Ink Stained Wretches pod l The book is Broken News

Washington, DC
Joined September 2008
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
There has been a lot of praise for the tactical acumen of Pelosi of late, much of it deserved. But who the heck would think it wise to go off on a junket during a government shutdown?!?
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
What if — and I’m just throwing it out there — we went back to caring less what first-term congressmen and congresswomen think about things.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
I am just now seeing the news. I’m just shattered. A very dear friend of mine was a congregant at the Tree of Life Synagogue. We are a soul sick people. Lord, deliver us.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Fox News Halftime Report — The unsinkable Dr. Krauthammer #FoxNews
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I wish for every person to have a friend as good and true as @DanaPerino — someone who will enroll you in THE SALAMI OF THE MONTH CLUB for Christmas. *italian chef kisses fingers emoji*
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I am so privileged to work with @BretBaier @FoxNewsSunday and @marthamaccallum — the very best debate team in the business. Tough, fair and thorough.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
7 years
To reiterate: If you find yourself using Bill and Hillary Clinton as your ethical benchmarks, you are probably in a very bad place.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I think the future belongs to those who decline to be offended.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
He cried more, more, more support and defense for the Constitution and laws of the United States of America
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USCIS
5 years
It’s a nice day for a naturalization ceremony. Congratulations Billy Idol on becoming a #newUScitizen today in Los Angeles, CA.
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
We miss Charles every day and hope for his speedy return.
@BretBaier
Bret Baier
7 years
About Charles @Krauthammer -he's making "slow steady progress" after issues post surgery-we're praying 4 swift recovery-don't know how long
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshiping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship." -- David Foster Wallace
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Did Kennedy eat corn on the cob backstage or something?
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I think it hard for modern Americans to understand the staggering losses Europeans suffered in WWI.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Team Halftime Report was DEFINITELY not playing hooky this afternoon. We were at the ballpark... chasing down leads. @BPMcClelland
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I’m pretty sure I just bought a timeshare from Beto O’Rourke
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
So much of our politics has been impoverished by insincere conversations among Baby Boomers. Too little has been informed by the sacrifices of those who paid the price for decisions of the past. John S. McCain, R.I.P.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
8 years
John Kasich's campaign manager complaining about "the establishment" is the perfect cherry atop this insanity sundae.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
When ⁦ @DanaPerino ⁩ delivers candy for the Decision Desk she DELIVERS!!
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
7 years
I feel like I should be training in a Rocky-style montage for all of the political stupidity that will be rolling out tomorrow.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
In today’s podcast, @DanaPerino and I will offer the backstory for this...
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Now we’ve got calls to investigate the investigators investigating the investigation. We’re going to need Banacek before this is all over.
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Truth: @DanaPerino is the first person in history to brag about having "crushed" a six-inch veggie sub at Subway.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I would suggest getting @DanaPerino a cake for her birthday, but that would ONLY complicate her eating choices today. So maybe just celebrate our friend by doing some small act of kindness for a stranger today.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
2 years
Twitter rules require this so here we go… UPDATE: Chris is joining the endlessly talented George Will and others at Nexstar’s NewsNation as Senior Politics Editor where he will help build the network into a 24/7 nonpartisan news source.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Go get ‘em! Ribs on me after you kick cancer’s ass.
@kristinabaum
Kristina Baum
5 years
Just getting some cancer treatment while watching @ChrisStirewalt with @DanaPerino on The Daily Briefing. Maybe I will get ribs after treatment. Thanks for the suggestion!
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
1 year
What's in a name? Sometimes a bit of respect, especially for leaving when you're done.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Let's hear it for Big D! @DanaPerino to host our 2 pm hour! Woot!
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Tremendous job and a tremendous year by @DanaPerino @jeniontheblock and their great team. Very proud to be a part of the family!
@dailybriefing
The Daily Briefing
6 years
We're celebrating our One Year Anniversary here at #DailyBriefing . Here's a look back at some of our highlights from the last year.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
West Virginia is the best Virginia.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
7 years
You might be a Democrat if you blame HRC's loss on Russia. You might be a Republican if you discount Russia's effort to subvert our system.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I am so happy to have you aboard! It’s all hands on deck for everyone who loves this country and wants a political discussion worthy of it.
@donnabrazile
Donna Brazile
5 years
My words: Why I am excited to join Fox News and take part in a civil - and sensible - debate #FoxNews
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
After spending a little time stuck at an airport tonight, it occurs to me to remind you that our politics did not make us uncivil but rather that our culture has produced political incivility.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Spring break, people.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
@TerryMoran Your calling out Shannon here is unprofessional and terribly small. She is a consummate professional who I have seen do great work under adverse conditions many times. Poor form.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
“...we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain - that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” A. Lincoln, Nov. 19, 1863, Gettysburg, Pa.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
I am sorry that I unfollowed you or muted you. I just can’t expend the time you will on being upset about the activities of strangers. I will miss you and your insights, but those are your rabbit holes not mine.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Grown men wearing hats at dinner.... Our long national nightmare continues.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Lincoln grimaced
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
“To excuse what can really produce good excuses is not Christian character; it is only fairness. To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.” — C.S.L.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
When the news is ugly and disheartening, it is highly advisable to hear it from someone of decency and professionalism. Hence, I’m joining @ShannonBream right away.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
The thirst in the political press to see Biden shredded exceeds maybe even that for Jeb Bush. It’s really something to see.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
7 years
The most unusual Wes Anderson film to date...
@SecretaryZinke
Secretary Ryan Zinke
7 years
Duty to god and country. Just a couple Boy Scouts in #WestVirginia for the jamboree w/ @POTUS today. @SecretaryPerry
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Have you people ever considered having fewer damn opinions? Lordy day.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
May it ever be thus. Lord, hear our prayer.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Don’t blame me, I voted for Jasper. @DanaPerino
@JonahDispatch
Jonah Goldberg
5 years
Uh oh. Report from home. Zoë has been a bad girl.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
This is actually our expense report from Bethlehem.
@dailybriefing
The Daily Briefing
5 years
A visual of the 2 volume, 448-page #MuellerReport @BretBaier
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Badassery of the highest order.
@GenChuckYeager
Chuck Yeager
6 years
Q: Sir, did you ever fly for a commercial airline? A: No, although I did fly the concorde once. The pilot knew me and knew I was a passenger so invited me to fly it.
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
When you pick the same restaurant for dinner in LA as Paula Deen, you get a sense of your own commitment to butter.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Share this piece far and wide. @DavidAFrench tells a story of true gratitude that would behoove every American to know and everyone in the world to know about America.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I thought my heart would never heal from the loss of him until I realized that God have given me two mini-Beezes to raise and delight in. For every guy out there missing a dad, there’s somebody, somewhere for you to love like he loved you.
@jedunne
Joanne Dunne
5 years
@ChrisStirewalt I wish I'd met your Dad. You have the same sense of humor. Fox should bring back the show you and Dana did in 2916. Loved it.
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
I'm only exercising so I can eat more.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
I’ll tell you what, West Virginia is a good-looking state.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
And I see you all there complaining about how you don’t like her apology or that she didn’t say what you require. The woman wrote a piece about the need for grace in public discourse and then stuck her neck out and admitted she had been wrong. Takes guts.
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Chris Stirewalt
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‘The torch; be yours to hold it high’ | Fox News
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Chris Stirewalt
8 years
Chris Wallace is a badass.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Holy smokes, folks! I’m on vacation!
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
“Every Man A King” is selling like a fresh batch of pepperoni rolls! Thank you so much! If you’d like to order, visit
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Would you believe that @DanaPerino @greggutfeld and @LarryGatlin close with "The Battle Hymn of the Republic?" #truestory #lincoln64
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
You know you've made it in that moment when you realize that everything you are wearing except for your belt came from Costco.
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
I can’t tell anymore if I’m eating hotdogs for breakfast because I’m on the train, or if I’m taking the train to eat hotdogs for breakfast.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Honestly. Mild and medium cheddars, what is the point of you?
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Selective moral authority argument would have held if not for gun control show.
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
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Jimmy Kimmel defends lack of Harvey Weinstein jokes: I’m not the "moral conscience of America"
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West Virginia 66 Plain Virginia 57
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Fox News Halftime Report -- It really is about her health | #FNPolitics |
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Billions and billions of RTs
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Chris Stirewalt
8 years
If they would have told us that the 2016 election could hinge on the investigation of Tony Weiner's sexts, we would not have believed it.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
8 years
Don't forget to sign up for Fox News Halftime Report!
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
*pfffffftttttt*
@FoxNews
Fox News
6 years
. @ChrisStirewalt : "There are all of these dumb stories that talked about all of the voter registrations that @taylorswift13 got...You know why there were so many voter registrations? Because it was the last day of voter registration in like 18 states."
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Internet: Do what this woman tells you and nobody gets hurt.
@ShannonBream
Shannon Bream
5 years
It’s coming! May 14th. Can’t wait to bring you the inside scoop on the White House, SCOTUS, and what really happens behind the scenes. Pre-Order today ! #FINDINGTHEBRIGHTSIDE
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Chris Stirewalt
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Fox News Halftime Report -- Flight Status: C-A-V-U
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
I have screwed up the timing of this trip like 20 times now! Bad.
@DanaPerino
Dana Perino
6 years
Ok. Get this. @ChrisStirewalt made me rearrange to do the podcast today instead of tomorrow because of a trip he has to take. We finish recording and he says OMG the trip is next week! ✈️ 🤣
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Siri, I want to file my taxes but I also need a haircut.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Way to meet @GennyMac2 standard!
@DanaPerino
Dana Perino
6 years
I’ll Tell You What! Finally made the recipe challenge from ⁦ @ChrisStirewalt ⁩ sister - now, the taste test.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I think Democrats on the Internet may hate Howard Schultz more than they hate Donald Trump.
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
“And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love you...”
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Asking for a friend: What’s a medically risky number of Slim Jims to consume in one day?
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I am amazingly good at stashing sunglasses where I might need them EXCEPT FOR WHERE I ACTUALLY AM IN MY REAL LIFE
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
I will 100 percent eat my hat if anyone ever let you plan beach week. 💯
@CharlesHurt
Charlie Hurt
6 years
My fave NYT stories are when their reporters suddenly discover what normal Americans did in high school and then write an “expose” about it. #RevengeoftheNerds
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
As I told @DanaPerino my vacation began at lunch today when I ate chick-fil-a.
@fledtothesouth
Scarlett 🍸
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@ChrisStirewalt Do you get to eat bread?
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
**blinks rapidly**
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
It’s going to be an impossibly stupid election cycle, isn’t it?
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
@brithume Very sad.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Criticizing the president for playing golf is as silly and cynical as it was when said of his predecessor. Let them golf or fish or hunt or play damned canasta if they want. Same goes double for vacations!
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Mood
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
It’s podcast day! I have the mailbag, so please reply with your questions for @DanaPerino Let me help you get started. Did she finish her dinner?
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Fact check: True
@LawrenceBJones3
Lawrence Jones III
7 years
If you didn’t already know.... @BillHemmer is one of the best in the biz.
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Chris Stirewalt
6 years
cc: Ohio
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
Is it based on size? Like a Jack Russel is $100 and a Newfoundland is $2,000? What if you have a beagle who is a heavy hitter?
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
Who, in fact, is a good boy? Fox News Washington Bureau gets to the bottom of the big questions. ⁦ @jeniontheblock @DanaPerino ⁩ ⁦ @dailybriefing
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
6 years
You know who’s really good at anchoring television news? @DanaPerino I think I shall join her presently on @dailybriefing
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Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I gotta tell you, that is LITERALLY the last thing I expected him to tweet.
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Chris Stirewalt
7 years
Just to say again: Of course you denounce political violence. But do you denounce the hatred of your countrymen?
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
5 years
I know that Alex is going to do this. (North) America needs him too much. And I have yet to fulfill my decades-long dream of being on @Jeopardy Get well soon.
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@ChrisStirewalt
Chris Stirewalt
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Proud to be your friend, KP. ⁦ @KirstenPowers
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