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@deadeyebrakeman 2060: Grandpa why didn’t your generation do anything about the climate? Our leaders were very old and didn’t care about anything >10 years out Why didn’t you change that? *Gasp* that would have been ageism, Billy! *sound of world burning in distance*

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@DavidKlion If Chernobyl happened in the US, the Exclusion Zone would optional and businesses inside would stay open. People would be mocking radiation poisoning and the government would be encouraging it

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@Jafkech “They first conquered the city in 636” Oh so they aren’t the indigenous people of Jerusalem them. Thank you for clearing that up.

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@Logan_benson3 @ChuckCallesto She didn’t steal his switch, just took it away during class time. Jesus Christ what’s even the point of school if you don’t think teachers should have any authority or control over their classrooms? You can’t teach someone who’s playing Nintendo

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@MalesOfReddit The Taliban: “Our policy is to oppress women and girls.” Western TRAs: “whoa whoa whoa, let’s not call them women and girls.”

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@DelusionPosting Paralyzed person: “I wish I could walk again” Progressive disability allies: “wooow, you need to work on your internalized hatred of disabled people”

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@EngelsFreddie @LisaA311

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@MelloProto @ResNeXtGuesser Apparently some people fuck up putting up Christmas lights and end up with the female end of the cord near the outlet. So their solution is to use a male-to-male cord to connect the outlet to the female end of the lights.

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@PresidentSobs @benegotherit This sounds like something that would happen in a YA dystopian novel. “After the harvest each year the elders would make us undergo The Brickening in the silos.”

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@MalesOfReddit That’s what happens when you demand absolute ideological purity. Anything outside that will get you excommunicated

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@HazelAppleyard_ Those surgeons cut off a physically healthy man’s testicles. People in 30 years will look back on this the way we look back on lobotomies

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2 years

@unaconsu @Madness6883 @Jerusalem_Post Someone edited his wiki page lmao

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@BookshopGhost I used to love your bookstore. JK Rowling is standing up for the rights of women and girls, and all you’re doing is virtue signaling while women’s rights are eroded.

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@Logan_benson3 @ChuckCallesto Yes, a teacher can take away a distraction while you’re in class. I feel like I’m arguing with a literal high schooler who’s mad that his teacher took his phone away

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@ReduxxMag Someone 20 years from now reviewing old crime statistics: “wow, weird that women suddenly started committing a lot more violent and sexual crimes around the early 2020s.”

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@fuckedupfoods I know it’s the spectacle of it, but I don’t want literal fire being placed in my mouth

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@Keggs719 The ONLY kind of 37-year-old man who would try to live in a college sorority house is a predatory man.

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@blackgurldip Hahaha you’re such a fucking loser

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@pleiades_jpeg @arakkisuperstar “Sorry there’s no food son. It would have been EUGENICIST of me to not have you, despite knowing I couldn’t feed you.”

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@saralikeclara They keep inventing new genders and sexualities like it’s an arms race. “Oh you’re special? Me too! But I’m actually even more special!”

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@kgreen2928 @AP That’s just starting a war with extra steps

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@schrantz_sam @AlexCmers @MelloProto @ResNeXtGuesser Basically, the cable is plugged into the wall, and the other end is an exposed end with electricity running through it, so it can electrocute anything it comes into contact with.

Double-male electrical cord is unsafe for Christmas lights - Mr. Hardware

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@MalesOfReddit “Doctor, I am ugly and gross and neither men nor women want to date me because I have fucked up my body.” “Maybe, like, stop fucking up your body and you’ll be attractive to people again.” “😭😭😭😭😭😭”

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@cmac324 @deadeyebrakeman Rich, well-connected politicians could absolutely get doctors to sign off on them, even if their mind is going. A hard cutoff at 70 or 75 or whatever you want to set it at would prevent that

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@oHIoBrent @YOUWONTBELAFFIN The 4 seasons total landscaping was up there. And when trump asked the 7-year-old if he still believed in Santa

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@yunglyssss @coochiegurl420 @Slime0sama That's pretty good honestly

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2 years

@shoe0nhead SCANDAL: This prime minister is hot and cool and hasn’t actually done anything wrong

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This is part of what the West doesn’t understand about Russia/Ukraine. The West has a very rigid view of borders and compartmentalized countries. But Ukraine and Russia were in the same country for 70 years (and even longer in the Russian Empire), and that was only 30 years ago

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92 year old votes in Kherson referendum: "I've lived longer in USSR than independent Ukraine. I can see that under 🇺🇦 everything was stolen, deindustrialized. My whole life we lived together normally together, with 🇷🇺."

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@MalesOfReddit “My penis wound leaks. Does this mean I’m a woman?”

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@bostonmacosx @ninaturner Consumers would absolutely freak out at a 30% sales tax. Doesn’t matter if you get rid of income tax while you do it. The economy will spiral because people suddenly are paying way higher prices for everything. Not to mention it will disproportionately hurt the poor.

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@shutupaboutit91 @tmsilverman I’m not pretending anymore. Especially when males are invading female spaces and taking women’s and girls’ opportunities. Women do not have penises or testicles.

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@TheEcho13 I’m conflicted because I think she is right in this scenario, but splitting everything like that is a terrible way to have a marriage and family

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@billionsmust @ClownWorld_ The kid has no idea what’s going on, much less gender theory or the lifelong consequences of the decision her parents just made

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@agenttwelvetoes Yeah just completely destroy the concept of women’s only spaces. What a triumph of feminism.

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@NationalNOW It’s at the point that “gender” is indistinguishable from “personality.” We get it, you want to be quirky and special. That doesn’t make you the opposite sex.

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@ReduxxMag I hope she just uses his name or “the defendant” and never refers to him as “she”

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@MalesOfReddit Further evidence that they don’t want safety, or even privacy from natal men. They explicitly want to invade women’s spaces.

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@Trollstoy88 If Ukraine has negotiated in good faith about Donbas and Crimea, none of this would have happened.

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@HazelMonforton @Chinchillazllla I want free public college across the board, but if all we can get is debt cancellation right now I will take it in a heartbeat.

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@swifferstruggle I wonder if she does a Jekyll/Hyde transformation when she goes from songwriting mode to performing mode

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@YungJoeyPullout @shoe0nhead “I grew up fine” “I work in comedy” Pick one

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@alyssahulsey @odundleer @jaylacuateco @makeupbyshaniah It really is the final boss of diarrheas

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2 years

@MalesOfReddit “I want to be lied to at all times”

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@says_rights @shoe0nhead @Ari_Is_Bored “Narcissists are saying how they want to be referred to, then getting mad when people follow their instructions” FTFY

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@missfacto @creepydotorg 3 is the first odd prime, 6 is the first perfect number, and 9 is the first odd prime power

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@MalesOfReddit Imagine what that mother had envisioned for her son’s future when he was a little boy. Imagine how those thoughts must be running through her mind as she’s watching her son declare he’s a woman and badly attempt a feminine voice.

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@fuckedupfoods Stoners become engineers the second they don’t have a way to get high

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@LilaGraceRose Choice 1: intact family with the mother living and able to care for her children, and give them a good life Choice 2: delivering an unviable baby, possibly killing Kate or destroying her fertility. That baby then takes all the familys resources until it inevitably dies painfully

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@june_space_ @depthsofwiki I love when scientists name things

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@suretone_ @WomenPostingLs Are you saying people are genetically predisposed to certain behaviors based on race?

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@UKfansk @libsoftiktok It used to be “don’t bully people for things that don’t hurt you,” and somehow that became “you need to accept everything everyone says as truth and act accordingly.”

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@elizamondegreen It’s like she’s an actor researching a role. Because she is.

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@JohnnyDWalrus @libsoftiktok They’re setting LGB rights back decades

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@BradyR36 Beth Goetz is exactly what the program needs

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@sylverkara He’s a fat ugly man rubbing his nipple. It’s disgusting.

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@NeluJr @PostinMonkey I’m pretty sure RBG was aware of the electoral college and corruption in the system, and chose not to retire at the opportune time anyway

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@GayChemist Except she didn’t deny any part of the Holocaust

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1 year

@ninaturner “Sentences that would have seemed too obvious to have to state 5 years ago”

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@joeanddan @msmerrythought @JenniferLahl @kal_fell @nordicmodelnow @WombsNotForRent @ObjectUK @GaryJPowell Yeah normally you’d say “died in childbirth” but she didn’t want to because that would be acknowledging that someone else gave birth to the child. It’s all very Handmaid’s Tale-esque.

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@cahcd2 @PoorlyAgedStuff They should edit the first three Spider-Man movies and just dub “Batman” over anytime they say the word “Spider-Man” and change nothing else

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@sawwarinhell @LiberatedLezzy Being called “she” as a “trans man”: causes suicidal panic attacks Being pregnant and giving birth as a “trans man”: perfectly fine 🤗

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@stephdenk @redditships

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@MalesOfReddit *man experiencing a series of mini-strokes*: ah yes the estrogen is kicking in

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@hankgreen Depending on what it was, it’s silly to delete old stuff because of modern woke culture. Times change. Stuff that’s considered offensive by some now wasn’t offensive then. We don’t delete virtually every movie and tv show from the 90s or before

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@BlueSunSystems @LifesNotFoehr @jacobdotgov 2050: “yes the planet is destroyed and we never passed universal healthcare or student loan forgiveness, but at least we weren’t ageist.”

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@chubbyemu Presenting to the computer repair shop

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@Cody_Codester @libsoftiktok Look around you. It’s not just this one person. This has become a cultural and political movement impacting laws and women’s rights across many western countries.

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@MalesOfReddit I wonder how many real lesbians remain on that subreddit. It must be hell for them.

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@RaKhymX @HABITdoll It’s the first step in putting yourself in an echo chamber

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@WomenReadWomen @WingsScotland I look forward to the day that she’s put on trial

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@tmsilverman Gay marriage *is* okay. The LGB movement is great. Trans activists co-opted it and that’s when it went down this slippery slope. It’s such a damn shame that TRAs poisoned the gains that LGB people made.

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@DelusionPosting Do these people think Europeans have just been living for thousands of years with no culture or identity?

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@NicolaSturgeon @ScotParl Men aren’t women and can’t ever become women. Stop allowing men to invade women’s spaces with this nonsense.

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@queendurag 1) it’s part of human nature. Of course they write about it 2) it provides conflict in a story. It’s harder to do this in a perfect world 3) fantasy stories set in utopias do exist. 4) I’m pretty sure non-white authors write about all that as well. 5) go write your own story

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@jake_bittle “I wish people would accept how catastrophic climate change will be” *people accept how catastrophic climate change will be* “I can’t believe you would imply that less developed countries won’t have it worse. How dare you.”

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@francesweetman Somehow, he was born in the wrong body despite his identical twin being born in the right body

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@salt11949 @Egg_irl_bot It happens because they have a fetish for cross dressing.

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@PippyBing I just can’t understand why women don’t want to share private spaces with these men

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@DelusionPosting I don’t know how to tell this guy that Scandinavians still exist

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@libsoftiktok @tosaschools I’m old enough (29) to remember when learning about pronouns in school was just a boring grammar lesson

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@thotcrimimale “Do you like vagina?” “No I’m gay.” “What if the person with the vagina says they’re a man?” “What? No.” “You BIGOT!”

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@BigVeganPapi @bog_beef Huey Long, a governor and senator for Louisiana back in the 1930s. He was a leftist populist and used what some would call authoritarian means to achieve some really great results. He was planning to run for President but was assassinated.

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@RedditCFB It has to just be someone picking randomly or based on the school colors or something, right?

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@Slatzism I was confused at first because I thought the media would be using the killer’s chosen pronouns and gender identity. They have in all previous situations. But like you said, the difference is she’s actually female this time.

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@MostlyPeacefull You mean being mayor of South Bend, Indiana didn’t qualify him for this? Shocking.

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@LovesTheWords @Eve6 They did. It mentions this on their Wikipedia page.

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@fuckedupfoods 1) you have to shake it. 2) WOULD

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@cordlessnick @SickosCommittee It’s a competition to see who gets ritually sacrificed in Indy

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@Vicedets @MalesOfReddit They invade every space. When women try to set up their own, the males cry and the mods acquiesce to them. In broader society the law supports those males. Women aren’t allowed to have women-only spaces in many places.

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@PitPostingLs With most cats and dogs, if they have a quirk it’s usually like “poops outside the litter box occasionally” or “needs lots of walks or he’ll start chewing the sofa.” With pitbulls it’s “if you have a small child he will murder it.”

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@AuntGloria54 @GeorgeTakei A naked man was in the locker room with a 17 year old girl, and you’re blaming the girl.

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@MalesOfReddit It used to be that if you were upset by reality, you self-reflected and tried to overcome that. Now you deny reality and police other people.

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@CascadianBehr @nathaliejacoby1 People have been saying this since 2016. I’ve stopped believing it will ever happen

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@thatclarafied @AutisticCallum_ @lizzo It absolutely is a U.S./UK thing. It’s not a slur in the US.

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@BTudbubble @fasc1nate A little over 2 hours

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@KaoticLeftist @shoe0nhead Being against grooming doesn’t make someone a fascist. You’re doing so much damage to the left and the LGB community.

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@jacelala I was a history major, and I always thought it was so stupid that academics use CE/BCE instead of AD/BC. I think it’s to keep it more secular but it means the exact same thing, and is therefore still based on Jesus.

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@francesweetman Why is their response always “we’re going to invade your space anyway. What are you gonna do about it?”

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@DoreenLINY @MattWalshBlog Yeah why should anyone care about women having their own spaces and privacy?

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@joepabike It amazes me how they have no shame or honor. They know damn well they’re male and have a significant physical advantage over their female competitors, but they don’t care.

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