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Author of REVENGE ARC. Consumer of all horror content. Co-host of Slasher Radio and The Nic F'n Woo Cage Cast. Proud mother to all the rescue cats.

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5 days
I meant to do a self-promo Pride thread at the beginning of the month, but have only had the bandwidth to promo one thing at a time. Please consider checking the thread below for links and consider supporting a pan horror author (me) this Pride Month.
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@Cat_Voleur
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9 months
I no longer have to be vague!! I have signed a deal with Psychotoxin Press for my first collection 🖤🖤🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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9 months
I can’t believe I have to say this. But! If you make a lot of money selling your anthology where you have not paid writers Send bonuses. Or at the very least put that money into paying them for the next volume. Do not keep exploiting them.
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@Cat_Voleur
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4 months
Oh my GOD, what??? A Publisher's Marketplace Deal Report?? Have I... Did I make it? Am I an author?
@slashic_horror
Slashic Horror Press
4 months
💀 COMING SOON - 4 new titles! 🩸My Apologies to Tanya Grace by @Cat_Voleur 🩸Fatally Yours by @elton_skelter 🩸The Thickest Soup You’ve Got by Nikki R. Leigh 🩸A Hole in the World: White Harbor - Book 3 by @criveraauthor Check out the deal reports and keep an eye out 👀
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@Cat_Voleur
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9 months
I will never understand writers who use AI. I get that it's free (stealing) or whatever, but working with artists on books is one of the coolest feelings in the whole world. You get to promote someone's art. With your words. They go together now! It's amazing!
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@Cat_Voleur
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1 year
I can't stress this enough: this is not a vague tweet. This just a... general request for good vibes. I took one of those scary, big steps today and could use every ounce of luck.
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@Cat_Voleur
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9 months
@MtlARN Arch hopes he’s the one with the brain cell because that makes him sound special
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 months
AT AUTHORCON OFFICIALLY!!!
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@Cat_Voleur
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7 months
My partner left a care package for me. It included a new doctor to oversee my recovery.
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4 months
Links get buried so quickly on here, so I'm making a thread of all my available books for easy access 🖤
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8 months
When you're a writer, so everyone buys you pretty journals, but you can't use them because you don't trust you can write anything as pretty as the journal so you just hoard them.
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@Cat_Voleur
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1 year
Everyone has been asking me if they can have their copy of REVENGE ARC signed and I’m happy to announce I will now be signing ALL preorders 🖤
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8 months
Exciting news today! I have been appointed as the Format and Design Editor for PsychoToxin Press 🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 months
Going to #AuthorCon was one of the best professional and personal decisions I have ever made. The biggest thanks in the world to @CultNobody for coaxing me there, the Zombacon team for being great, and @BrianKeene with the whole Scares that Care team for hosting an epic event
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@Cat_Voleur
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5 months
COVER REVEAL 🩸🩸🩸 A short little valentine, coming soon. Art by @ruthannaevans 🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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9 months
SO excited to be able to share this news with you all 🖤🖤🖤 And thrilled to be working with this press!
@slashic_horror
Slashic Horror Press
9 months
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ✍️ 💀 Slashic Horror are pleased and excited to announce that we have signed 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐫 ( @catvoleur ) for an exclusive book deal! We will be publishing Cat’s novella 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 in early 2024!💀🏝️
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 months
@bybridgettev But… hear me out… An Anger of Thrones and Courts
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11 months
My Saw tattoo has been completed 😍😍😍
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@Cat_Voleur
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5 months
It has been brought to my attention that my debut novella, REVENGE ARC, has been nominated for a Queer Indie award. 🔗 below for voting 🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 years
I think Duolingo sent this bear to kill me.
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@Cat_Voleur
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7 months
@studiolemaine please take care of yourself and take all the space you need 🖤🖤🖤 that dress was beautiful but HOLY SHIT this is not okay
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1 year
My debut novella, REVENGE ARC, is coming out in August. If you have a show, podcast, blog, or anything of the like, and would be willing to have me on, I would love to come talk to you 🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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4 months
I now HAVE to go to Authorcon because books are starting to arrive en masse at my house
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@Cat_Voleur
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8 months
Personal announcement: I will not be writing a novel this November for the first time in many, many Novembers. I will however, be participating in NaNoWriMo in a much dumber way with a challenge I have set for myself. /1
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@Cat_Voleur
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Yes! My weird little book is up for nominations in 4 categories and I would absolutely love to see it make it to the final ballot for Prettiest Interior Formatting! The team worked so hard to make the inside of the book look the way it does 🥰🥰🥰
@archiveoftheodd
Archive of the Odd
6 months
Finally in awards eligibility is Revenge Arc (33k words) by @Cat_Voleur ! This found fiction novella takes you through the deepest corners of the internet, where fandom turns to obsession. Revenge Arc is also currently on the ballot for the Indie Ink awards!
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@Cat_Voleur
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@JortsTheCat @MtlARN One of my rescues has a tipped ear 🖤 This is Pixel! Someone was looking out for her even before we brought her into the house.
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8 months
Celebrating my birthday in style by dropping a new, ridiculous book. Puppet Shark: The Novelization is available today! With amazing cover art by @ruthannaevans ! (Link in the Tweet Below)
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1 month
Guess who is feeling very much like a professional author today?? (and also broke, but that's a tomorrow Cat problem)
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7 months
Bittersweet announcement time: I will be quitting NaNo this year. The accusations floating around led me down a rabbit hole of bad behavior from the website that I was previously unaware of, and I no longer wish to show my support to the event /1
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8 months
VAGUE TWEET!!!
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1 year
Hey, all my lovely friends in the indie horror community 🖤 I am reorganizing my book wishlist today, which means that I am open to recs!
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@Cat_Voleur
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1 year
Does anyone want to let me on their blog/podcast/show to come talk about my book? (Or to talk about anything and then plug my book?) I was scheduled to be on a certain Terrifying podcast and that will no longer be happening. No great loss there, but still hoping to promote.
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@Cat_Voleur
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SO proud to announce that we have surpassed 50 submissions to our cannibal-themed charity anthology! Thank you all so much for the support and please, please keep those stories coming. They're for a good cause🖤 Submission details here:
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9 months
Can we have a conversation about premade book covers real quick? Because they're my favorite things in the whole world, but I'd love if we, as a community, respected the artists who make them a little more /1
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5 months
WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN, PAST ME???!! If were capable of writing it better I would have done that the first time 😭😭😭
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8 months
Hypothetically.... how would we feel about a novel in the form of free verse poetry that stylistically is somewhere between The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Silent Hill?
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 months
Lots of bad news today on top of what was already a terrible, stressful work week. If anyone is willing to share cute pet pics and some positive things going on right now, that would be great.
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Oh my goodness, YAY!!! I cannot imagine a better cover for my book, I am so excited! 🖤🖤🖤 Thank you so much for hosting this contest, and to Matt for being amazing as always
@kangkahnpublish
Kangas Kahn Publishing
2 months
Congratulation to @Cat_Voleur who won this awesome cover for her book, created by @MattSeffBarnes ! Thanks to everybody who entered and shared the contest!
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2 months
Final #AuthorCon #Bookhaul — This is what they all look like stacked up together
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 months
I am so sorry if anyone needed me for anything today, something came up
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@Cat_Voleur
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29 days
If you want to buy a book so I feel visible today, this is a great reminder that I am pansexual 👀
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4 months
Links get buried so quickly on here, so I'm making a thread of all my available books for easy access 🖤
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1 year
For about a year and a half now I have been aggressively hoarding premade book covers, seemingly for no reason. It took awhile for all the gears to start turning, but I will have you know progress is finally being made. I have things in the works.
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@Cat_Voleur
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Look!!! New proof in today of SINCERELY, DEPARTED and this version looks SO much better. I honestly could adjust and fiddle with the formatting forever, but I am SO PROUD of how it has turned out 🥰
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Publishing is wild, because you can have nothing but wins across the board for a long time, and all it takes is one dropped contract for you to feel like you're terrible at your job.
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I was going to wait until later today, but I can't. It's cover reveal time. PUPPET SHARK: THE NOVELIZATION is coming this November with gorgeous art by @ruthannaevans
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The last thing I need right now is another project to work on, with a full year of exciting collabs and self-pubs lined up. But. I just figured out the missing piece to an idea I had over a year. And you guys. This is the one.
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2 months
Sharing this thread, because I saw just the highlights floating around first, and this provides much more important context. Supporting and sending love to Evelyn and everyone who has felt pressured, silenced, or harassed
@evelyn_freeling
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For the past two years I’ve suffered harassment from Zach Rosenberg. I never wanted to make this public, but his ongoing bullying has made this impossible. I considered my conflict with him to be personal, it seemed inappropriate to drag it out into the public, inviting a dogpile
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Today was a bad, messy day in the indie horror community. So I'm going to do what I always try to do on these days, and wind down my night by prioritizing reviews and blurbs 🖤🖤🖤
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7 months
Oh my god, I almost slept through my entire release day because I am sick. KILL YOUR DARLINGS is out now from PsychoToxin with this amazing cover from @grimpoppydesign 🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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10 months
In a world where body modifications are a sign of status, surgeons learn to trade in secrets. And it only takes one woman hellbent on revenge to bring down the whole system. American Mary x Repo! The Genetic Opera (with the presentation of A Clockwork Orange)
@UglyByProxy
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2nd Offical Premade Pitch Contest! QT this tweet with your story pitch for this cover. The person with the most Likes on their QT by the end of September 15th wins a full wrap of this cover. (Title can be whatever) Good luck, everyone!
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1 year
My indie horror shelf is expanding out into the hallway. Trying to organize, but Mal has other ideas.
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@Cat_Voleur
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1 month
I'm doing site maintenance for @sinisterscoop6 . So if anyone has any of the following to promote, please reach out: 🖤Open Submission Calls 🖤Shows/Podcasts/Blogs looking for creatives to plug their work 🖤Open Crowdfunding campaigns 🖤Charity Anthologies 🖤Open Preorders
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@Cat_Voleur
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10 months
My book is here!!! Frodo is judgy!!
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@Cat_Voleur
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2 months
If anyone is willing to have me on their podcast/show/blog to talk about book-ish things, I have a book coming out on June 15th that I would really love the chance to plug 🖤
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1 year
I try not to be pushy about promoting my book. But I just saw the comic pages in full-color for the first time, and I really need everyone to see them because they're gorgeous. Please preorder. The art alone is going to be worth it. 🖤
@Cat_Voleur
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1 year
Everyone has been asking me if they can have their copy of REVENGE ARC signed and I’m happy to announce I will now be signing ALL preorders 🖤
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1 year
It is finally surgery day, so I will be drugged up and offline. BUT! First I wanted to share my very exciting book mail 🖤 I teared up a little to finally be holding a copy of this. Thank you so much to @archiveoftheodd 🥰
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2 months
It’s been a rough time in the community lately, but I had a wonderful evening collaborating with other writers and friends, coming up with punny titles for about 3 hours today and getting collection feedback. It’s nice to remember there is good here sometimes as well 🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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1 year
Alright, everyone wish me luck. I am locking myself in my office away from my devices until I finish this piece of historical horror fiction.
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8 months
Everyone please look at my cat’s thumb 🖤🖤🖤
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@Cat_Voleur
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5 months
Look what came in today!! 🏝️💀
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@Cat_Voleur
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1 month
If I had just a handful of eARCs to give away for my upcoming book… would anyone be interested in that?
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@Cat_Voleur
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5 months
Join us over on IG this Monday for the launch of THE DESERT ISLAND GAME 🏝️💀 I'll be chatting with @slashic_horror about lesbians, purgatory, and how my book cover might be haunted?? Would love to see everyone there 🖤
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1 year
I love this attitude so much. Not just about Skinamarink, but about stuff in general. It doesn’t all have to be for me.
@ZachRoseWriter
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Skinimarink was not for me, and that's ok. happy to the people who enjoyed it
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BEYOND honored to be on here with some of my favorite reads!!
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Some of my favourite reads of 2023! 😈
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5 months
The world has ended. Now what? THE DESERT ISLAND GAME now available for order: 🏝️💀
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3 months
I don’t want to alarm anyway but it’s possible that we could hit over 100 subs if all you lovely weirdos keep sending us your work 🖤 (please and thank you 😘)
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3 months
SO proud to announce that we have surpassed 50 submissions to our cannibal-themed charity anthology! Thank you all so much for the support and please, please keep those stories coming. They're for a good cause🖤 Submission details here:
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Oh my god… I am working on edits for a book now. And it’s been one of the wildest, most ambitious, scattered things I’ve ever done. I’m super proud of it. But I’ll be glad when I’m done with edits. Way too many moving pieces to indulge basically JUST myself
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9 months
How does one go about getting blurbs for a self-published book project that is objectively ridiculous?
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@Cat_Voleur
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4 months
Oh, my book is in some great company here! 🖤
@horror_reads
Horror Reads
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Here are three awesome #horror books that will creep you out! Featuring @RonaldMalfi @emilyrverona and @Cat_Voleur You don't want to miss these bangers! #HorrorFamily #HorrorCommunity #horrorbooks #HorrorReads #readmorehorror
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5 months
Feeling cute, might delete later 📱💔📱 Full cover reveal coming soon with art by the amazing @ruthannaevans
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8 months
Two of my least favorite types of fiction are westerns and pirate. This year I have read two excellent horror westerns, and two excellent pirate horrors. The moral of the story is read outside your comfort zone, sure, but also to read horror. (Specifically gay horror)
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Sitting on this news has been one of the most difficult things I've ever done, but it's finally time! My book is on the way. 🖤 Big thanks to @archiveoftheodd for seeing the vision and giving me the amazing opportunity to bring something strange to everyone.
@archiveoftheodd
Archive of the Odd
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🚨🚨 CODE RED! 🚨🚨 @Cat_Voleur 's novella REVENGE ARC is emerging from the Archives SUMMER 2023. Files on the strange circumstances of the controversial webcomic author Riley Langdon will be released to the public. Stay tuned for further details.
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Obviously I can't reveal anything about our decisions just yet. But listen. This anthology is going to be top tier. Thank you so much again to every single person who submitted. The quality was phenomenal across the board. And thank you to @CassandraDaucus and @AuthorIseult 🖤
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Also, huge shoutout to @waynefenlon who I dragged from his social media and art hiatus for this cover 🖤 And continued thanks to Slashic Horror for putting up with my nonsense. 🏝️💀
@slashic_horror
Slashic Horror Press
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𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗟! 👀 We are so pleased to unveil the cover for 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 by @Cat_Voleur 🏝️💀 🩸 AVAILABLE 15TH JANUARY 👉 PRE-ORDER NOW! 🏝️💀🏝️
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11 months
My parents got me a rose and a silver heart necklace to celebrate my debut book today 🖤🖤🖤
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7 months
I have decided I will not be buying any book covers in 2024 as I focus on the insane, over-ambitious publishing schedule I have worked out for the year. But the temptation to buy a few extra covers heading into 2024 is now very real.
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For the night crowd 💔🖤🖤
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COVER REVEAL 🩸🩸🩸 A short little valentine, coming soon. Art by @ruthannaevans 🖤
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I have been keeping my mouth shut about Tor Nightfire for too long, because they’ve released some of my favorites. But they also have some of the poorest editing quality of any books I regularly see in stores, and this AI thing is pissing me the hell off.
@JohnLynchBooks
John Lynch
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Tor Nightfire wants authors who write their books to submit with an agent but they’ll gladly torch your career with an AI cover
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It was absolutely WILD to see my name on the programming list alongside so many talented friends and idols
@BrianKeene
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The finalized and full programming schedule for @ScaresThatCare 's AuthorCon III has been posted. Scroll down to bottom of page and peruse or download as PDF.
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2 years
I could really use some good vibes for vague writer reasons. Taking some big chances today. 🖤
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2 years
I’ve been starting every morning with a horror movie or two and honestly? Would highly recommend.
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7 months
I did indeed test positive for Covid for the second time this year, and am going to console myself by going to bed early
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1 year
@ellle_em Last one, I promise, Captain Malcom Reynolds
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7 months
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS
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I just came up with the most unhinged concept for book formatting, and the project is going to be self-published, so there's no one around me to tell me it's a terrible idea.
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Stay tuned for a very exciting project announcement.... Coming soon 👀
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9 months
Just a casual reminder that you can hire me to format your book if you are so inclined.
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Come meet me (CJ) at #AuthorCon3 #ScaresThatCare
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9 months
Vague tweet?
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6 months
You still have about two weeks to preorder my sapphic horror novella, THE DESERT ISLAND GAME 🏝️💀
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I am having a very stressful week. So until it’s over I’m instituting a new health policy where as long as I get all my steps and water in, I can eat whatever the hell I want.
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I hope no one needed or wanted me for anything today because I just got this beauty in as my book mail 😍 Thank you so much to @_Rae_Knowles for sending me a physical copy 🖤🖤
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the writer vs their book cover
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@FromMausoleum
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the writer vs their book cover
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Today I have: -Lost my cat -Injured my leg -Gotten a computer virus I am just ready to be done with everything honestly
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In honor of Halloween, I am proud to announce that my first short story collection, KILL YOUR DARLINGS, is getting a special limited edition release through PsychoToxin 🖤 Preorder Here:
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@Cat_Voleur
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Starting my thread (and my first book) for #TransRightsReadathon 🖤🖤🖤 Thank you @sim_kern for starting the event, and @PickyBookworm for hosting my reading progress.
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@Cat_Voleur
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me, violently sick and having to stay up to watch 6 more movies I wanted to rank on a podcast: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
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