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Okay, LFG. I've been thinking lately, so I'm probably off my rocker but here me out. Would love to everyone's thoughts. Fasten your seatbelts, because we're about to go full Alex Jones... ⬇️🧵THREAD🧵⬇️

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@GeorgeTakei So...you're saying that a rifle could be used in a self defense situation against a tyrannical government? That's actually brilliant. Only if the Founding Fathers had thought of that, and enshrined it in some sort of document.

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@patriotsounds @dom_lucre Nope. Well, not exactly. We put them in stockades, and charge people $10 a swing to hit them with a steel shovel. I think after 200-300 swings, oughta get the point across for others. Money can go to victims families when applicable.

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@AmiriKing She went too...*checks notes* vacation in Detroit....

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@DailyLoud I always pretty much loathed Ray Lewis, especially as a Patriots fan, but I wouldn't wish this on any parent. Be well, Ray. Prayers up. 🙏

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@TPostMillennial "If they want to return home." No, yeah, it's fuckin' Cancun over there. Mai Thais, and Pina Colodas. They only want to leave because they're being forced. 🙄

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@JoeBiden 2020: "Just 14 days to flatten the curve." 2021: "Just wear a mask until April." 2022: "Just wear a mask for the flu season." 2023: "Just wear a mask 24/7, and comply with whatever we say unconditionally. Questions will be punished to fullest extent of the law."

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@historyinmemes "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

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@WHOhd *Man donates money to help kids* Media: "Oh yeah, but I bet we can find something juicy to drag him through the mud..."

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@ClimateDefiance *complains about fossil fuels, while using clothing, accessories, and vehicles made of fossil fuel*

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@LokayFOX5 Wow, these Cross Fit folks keep taking crazy to a new level.

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@michaelianblack Oh no! The President of the NRA carried out the attack. I thought it was someone else. Thanks for the clarification!

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@overtime Kid is like "Yo?!"

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@puffycheesehead @ShitpostGate And add a 9" rubber dildo, some twinkies, and a VHS of Back to the Future. Just to mess with their heads.

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@American_Jeny20 Me: "Here you go, buddy. It's nice outside, tell you what, I'll give you $1 for every hour you're outside, and $1 more dollar per hour for every friend you bring over...now go have fun!"

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@Nate_McMurray When do I get my AL-15 (Assault Lion-15)

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@nytimes NYT: "Hunter Biden has done nothing wrong, and is being unfairly accused by Trumpers, but will just step down anyway for no reason."

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@jack @karaswisher @finkd So, for instance people like Kathy Griffin should be expected to be banned immediately for her constant abuse?

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@krassenstein I remember when Clinton lied under oath and then they arrested him. Oh, wait....

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@Michael54185421 @rob_in_colorado @ThisIsKyleR The Left doesn't understand self-defense clearly.

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@theSITREP4 @Angelasfreenews Seriously. Parents should be like:

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@its_likethis @bennyjohnson @JackPosobiec But wait....I thought Europe was the bastion of freedom and equality. Free healthcare, great quality of life. The Government and the people sing Kumbaya and dance around speaking the truths of love and freedom?

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@RodFergusson "How can we make this game worse and even more terrible for casual gamers?" "Let's reduce all damage and then increase monster levels and damage, yeah!"

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@danteramos A small piece of gum properly placed ought to do the trick.

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@MNPDNashville Imagine if there were a couple of veteran security officers stationed at the entrance points.

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@BadWeaponTakes I picked up these high capacity banana clips online. No background check. Super cheap. I can now fire 3,000 rounds per second from my Glock 19 with a bayonet chainsaw.

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@HarrisonBecker7 @POTUS Notice he didn't say good Presidents.

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@Cinema_Joe23 Wait...it's not????

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@GovernorTomWolf *Wednesday afternoon* "We still have over 3 million mail ballots to count in Pennsylvania."

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@TheFirstOkiro This part right here.... IYKYK

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@cmclymer So a private business can do what it wants, or no? Say, Twitter, Apple, et al deplatforming people like Alex Jones. Or, can they only do that when it supports Liberal policies? Or, is freedom for everyone?

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@realJoelFischer Problem here is we just need common sense assault reforms. If we made assault illegal, that would prevent people from doing it. Bad people and criminals would be forced to follow the laws. That's how it works from what I keep hearing--not people being able to defend themselves.

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@OccupyDemocrats Democrats, always spewing their vitriol. It's a hallmark of their platform.

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@SophNar0747 They also snubbed Daft Punk Soundtrack with Tron:Legacy. If the Joker gets snubbed at the Oscars, good. Then, it'll just show it's legitimacy as a film.

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@RodFergusson You really hate your customers don't you?

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@RachelBitecofer @leighleighmw That sounds like a violent threat? @FBI

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@Mak158Marc @thehill Yeah...because Communism never hurt anyone. 😂

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@chrisoutwest @RexChapman Not for the Left, like Rex. They want nothing but violence against the Right, but are just more reserved about openly stating that. They want literal harm to come to these people.

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@_MikeMoss @RobProvince I know someone who got kicked by a horse in the stomach, and had to have severe surgery to repair her intestines. It's no joke. You NEVER stand behind or spook an animal...especially one's that are WAY larger than you.

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@MichaelPSenger "Taken unexpectedly" sounds a lot like kidnapping.

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@KimIversenShow And all this time we thought Hamas was doing terrible things! Whew! That's a relief!

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@SenatorLankford Except you did nothing in the current proposal but launder and line your own pockets.

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@AlexBerenson @VivekGRamaswamy "Free Speech," huh?

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@npat1977 @DLoesch UK had 40k+ stabbings last year. Now they're talking about banning knives. Canada is looking at banning air soft guns after rifle ban. So you think that criminals just "won't find a way" to harm people anymore if they want too? Interesting.

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Government: "AR's are dangerous! Citizens should not have ARs. It's irresponsible and they're weapons of war. Someone could get hurt!" Also the Government: #guns #StateOfTheUnionAddress

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@TRHLofficial Glad you said something. My 7 y/o said: "Gov't has 3 functions: provide for military defense, enforce contracts, and protect citizens from crimes against themselves or their property. Gov't is referee, not a player, and can't legislate morality or choose winners in free market."

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@KeithWoodsYT Keith wants nothing more than to have Israel wiped off the map, but he's just trying to be calm about it. Everything about his posts is slanted at hating Israel, and couldn't be more apparent.

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@canadiangirls99 Or Taliban, or ISIS, et al. But, you know...lol

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@LauraMcAfee1 @nowthisnews @GretaThunberg No, because many of us are able to think for ourselves.

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@nytimes No one cares.

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@dudleywbrown She should've been carrying a Benelli M4, but this is fine in a pinch. Had to run out for milk and bread, I get it.

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@newyorkisshitty To all the people cheering this kid on:

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@annamerlan What's unbearable is you calling yourself anything resembling a journalist or reporter.

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@RodFergusson Serious question. Did you test the game before releasing it?

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@ASlavitt Funny, we've had lockdowns for awhile now, I guess we just need 100% lockdowns for like 6 months, no, 12...no...what if we did it forever? Yeah. Imagine what would happen if we had a virus with a mortality rate >1%. But, much easier to politicize.

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@FPWellman Samesies. Here's thread someone trying to scam me for "Fast Internet." I gave him the address of a State Prison.

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@jason_howerton George Carlin would've given this man a standing ovation.

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@reason Reason simping for sexualizing kids and making it cool.

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@TheProblem I wonder if Jon will criticize Biden just as much for his actions. Oh wait...that's a silly thought....

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@Diablo Congrats on an amazing patch!! Can't wait for Patch 1.2 when you nerf Barb damage by 200%, and Rogue deals 90% less damage! 🙏. Looking to snag some level 5 gear to up my damage now.

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@SherrilynJ77881 @mehdirhasan Mehdi is about as disingenuous as they come. Never met a stat he didn't like that he couldn't distort.

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@TRHLofficial @HRH_node @11thJeff @elonmusk So, if their argument is religion is bad, then they obviously agree we should shut down all public schools too, at the very least.

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@PimaDems Democrats: "I hate this country!! How can we make it even worse?"

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@PeepingPeepster @jasonrantz 100%! Florida is terrible!! Please, please stay away. I hate it here with the low taxes, cost of living, and great weather. Please spread the word to your friends to stay away. Sorry, no room at the Inn.

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@JMizzle36 @AustinLaneSmith @stevenportnoy @AOC @andersoncooper By "lower tax revenues" you mean people get to keep more of the money they earned?

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@kirawontmiss Y'all laugh, but that kid is going to be able to multitask, learn how to manage a business, understand customers, the market, and pricing before his classmates even learn there's letters in Math.

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@redsteeze @RobProvince @DMRegister Poor, poor media, with no choice on what they publish or how they act.

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@Bornakang The way he shuts the door...us guys know. lol

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@LPofMN TBF, the LP thinks every President was a tyrant, and has no practical gameplan to institute Liberty--just lots of infighting about who's the most pure Libertarian.

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@MasKpls @ChristinaPushaw @thehill @APDiploWriter @StateDeptSpox "DeSantis, why is your State so successful and people are flocking there in droves?! I want answers!"

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@dennis_k_g @shannonsharpeee This vid is the GOAT and it's not even all of it lol. "I've got snacks."

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#UnplannedParenthood Had a mountain of debt. We could've made "the other choice," but we said no. She just turned 4. http://t.co/r2BcMf0caZ

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@Lover69Mahomes @TB_Facts My brother in Christ, which "era" are you talking about? Brady literally just won a SB in 2021. Is 2021 too far back?

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@mynameisliang @AdamHBeasley Hands down...the best $22.33 that has ever been spent.

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@NYPD121Pct @NYPDChiefPatrol Wow! Congrats! These weapons of water don't belong on the streets. Someone could have gotten seriously wet.

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@jhhenslee @MostlyPeacefull Lower gas prices, lower inflation, Middle East peace plan, CJ reform....

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@JustfaLurkin @sbelleque @CNN Only because it's true. That court system is profoundly dysfunctional and warped. They'll give custody to a crack addicted mom, when the Dad is perfectly fine...because they can.

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@eileen_beyer @ArthurSchwartz So, the existing gun laws shouldn't be followed? That's certainly a take.

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@TRHLofficial This one blew my socks off when I saw it: Metallica - One The full version. Still epic to this day.

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@Tyrellcrosby @Dan173684844 The truth is, if you're not in Congress, or the 1% of the 1%, or up in there in the certain alphabet boys orgs, they will swallow you up in the system and will do whatever to maintain their power. They don't care if you make $100m/yr. If you speak truth to power, you're toast.

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@DonutOperator @Dodge @dodgecares @driveSRT That's what happens when you buy a Dodge lol.

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