Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @Captain_Champu Twitter profile

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

3 years

Grab your work shirts and dab em in that sauce quick

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1 year

You’re not allowed in SA I hope you know!!

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#NewProfilePic

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@Captain_Champu

3 years

Why don’t you guys swop shirts?

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3 years

@Tshepo_XiX It's not for today 😂

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@Captain_Champu

6 years

Everyday on this app we see why our parents never wanted us to eat at peoples’ houses 😭😰

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@Captain_Champu

5 months

Work wives and husbands are going on honeymoon 🔥🔥🔥

Okuhle💫

@LindokuhleMoses

5 months

Our Year End Function at work is in Cape Town, and it’s 3 days. Kusazoba mnandi ✈️✈️

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@Captain_Champu

2 months

Gents if you needed a sign to wear that Barcelona jersey to date night this is it!!

pronounced (fron•2)

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2 months

nokwanda kheswa

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@Captain_Champu

7 years

Women going away for 1 night!!

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4 years

Huns get weird when a new batch of huns come in at a braai!! 😂😂😂

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

4 years

How white people move from intern to CEO!!

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@JenAshleyWright

4 years

This is how I wish to approach everything in life.

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

3 years

If Bushiri can let the South African government know he made it home safe why can’t y’all do that after groove?? 😭😭🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

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4 years

They look like those germs in the Domestos advert 😭😭😫😫

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

4 years

SA does this 10 mins later the Rand is at R33.90 to the dollar 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

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5 years

Nobody: Like not a damn person: White people:

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

4 months

Fuckers making us agree with Nota is pissing me off 😭😭😭

NewsOclock

@NewsOclock_SA

4 months

Nota puts Metro FM on blast by making a bold suggestion. "Metro FM needs to replace #AskAMan with #AskAMinister … The public broadcaster can’t be misused to discuss Umjolo when we have bigger fish to fry as a nation!" Do you agree with him?

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2 years

Phume probably mad as hell cos there’s gonna be a 2nd CA(SA) in Southy soon 😭😭😭

ραρι

@dyani____

2 years

My top Accounting learner 🥺

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2 years

I love these pictures with my mom.. 😍😍😂😂we had a photoshoot for her birthday recently and I figured.. if she carried me years back she can carry me now!! And you know what.. she did 😂😂😂♥️♥️

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3 years

This video lives rent free in my head 😂😂😂😂

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7 months

Thank you for this!! The TL SIU will take it from here!! 👊🏾👊🏾

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

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3 years

Made my mom drink a Jäger and told her it’s for her throat 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

GHAAAAD DAAMMMMNNNN!!!! BABY IS HOME 🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍

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4 months

I think SA wants to win this no??

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@Pm_kukuterian2

4 months

Dali Mpofu is not part of that legal team ne?

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6 years

06:30 is prime time to avoid traffic depending on how far you live.. why??

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6 years

At what age should one leave their parents house?

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2 months

Ntse le dlala the Passion of Christ?

Ndi Muvenda 🇿🇦

@ElliotThanya

2 months

POV: you have scars that don't go since childhood because you were naughty😒

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2 years

Akere 🍾🍾🔥🔥🔥

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2 years

My birthday present 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

That Smeg guy probably like “Shit ke lebetse ketlele”

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4 years

Seeing people happy after they were in a dark place is really heartwarming ♥️♥️wish it for all of you that aren’t ok 😊♥️

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7 years

Imagine children starving cos of a twitter guy called Sello 🙄🙄

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3 months

Natasha Thahane gonna be in Season 2 as the new girl in the school 🤞🏾🤞🏾

Jabulani Macdonald ⚡️

@Jabu_Macdonald

3 months

New series #Youngins premieres 12 February on Showmax 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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1 year

Oh no 😭😭😭

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2 years

Fingering is such an amazing concept 😍😍love it

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1 year

😂😤

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@sir_benedictx

1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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3 years

RIP Doctor Sindi 💔💔 I remember drinking a grandpa at Fontein specifically near you 😭😭 Forever in our hearts 🕊🕊

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

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6 years

Looks good 🤤🤤but why is that stew in VIP?? 😂

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2 years

Thanks for this!! Lemme DM you ung’sebenze 🥹🥹🥹

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

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3 years

Can’t even try this in SA nahana di Nivea tse 35😭😭😭😭nka lla

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4 years

You pull out your phone in this position then a girl you had a fling with in Angola during exile will send “hey big daddy” then it’s flames 😭😭😭

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2 years

Sorry Phume

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3 years

Face card 🤝 sunroof

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4 years

SA huns on the TL when they see our pictures 😭😭😭

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1 month

Their exes at some point!!

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

1 month

Cassper Nyovest got married to his childhood friend Pulane. ❤🔥

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You sent this to yourself 😂😂😂

buhle ngoma

@buhlengoma_

1 month

he did a job attraction ritual and money ritual and got a job 3 days later😭

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We did the things shem!! Proud of us!! 🤌🏾🤌🏾👏🏾🔥

Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

1 month

Had my boys nappy braai yesterday.. and every second person was buy “when are you” “we are waiting” YEYI 👏🏾LEAVE 👏🏾OUR 👏🏾 WOMBS👏🏾

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5 years

Nails done hair done everything did 🔥🔥🔥

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6 years

What’s wrong with that?? Y’all need to be with people that you enjoy even when your little penises are flaccid!!

Free 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@ProTwoolz

6 years

Imagine a woman staying over for a week

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4 years

I think ngiyak’funa mara angikho sure 🤔🤔Thokoza by the way

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@sissgugu

4 years

Beemer drives on Sundays 🤍

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@Captain_Champu

4 months

I’m not coming out and I will drown on purpose!! Congratulations asshole you have a murder case 🤬🤬🤬

Yonela

@NelaYo_G

4 months

Someone throwing me in a pool is grounds for us to never speak ever again.

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2 months

This is how I run in my dreams 😂😂

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2 months

Dude ran for his life

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26 days

My Dr friend sent me a list of people that died today.. so re ipolaye?? 🙄🙄😂😂

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@Mosky_Mothapo

28 days

An advocate shared this....if you not married just concentrate on raising those kids and live happily ever after. Apparently this is todays

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Being a woman in SA is a lot of work!! You gotta watch out for: •your boyfriend •strange men •men you know •other women •women in your squad •your uncles Yeses this is a lot guys!! 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

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5 months

O sa re you’ve minimised WhatsApp kante it’s at the back and your hun is reading “Kedibone is typing” 😭😭😫😫

Mbongza𝕏 

@Bongz_fitness

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Please don't compare S24 Ultra to IPhone 💯🤞

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6 years

As long as they don’t log onto social media to ask dumb shit like this.. they can be whatever!!

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6 years

The car was gonna beep and annoy him.. it’s not that deep!!

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2 years

Y’all can’t slaughter, change tyres, find the clit.. le etsang grand sharp?? Le mborile

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1 year

Nna if I delete a tweet then you screenshot it it’s yours now 👊🏾👊🏾stay warm cadre streets is cold

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@Tlats___

1 year

Top of the morning to you and yours. Habibi please expand a bit on this tweet please I beg Habibi @Captain_Champu 🙏🏽

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3 years

When she’s withdrawing my allowance 🥺🥺🥺

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3 years

TL now 😂😂😂

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6 years

Those their names??

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10 days

Unlucky my boy.. 😭😭😭tag her!!

2023 AFL Champions & 2023/24 League Champions 🏆🏆

@maetsebane

10 days

It ended in tears, no kids no memories, just waste of lobola money.

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@Captain_Champu

6 years

Le rata ho protecter on this app!! Protect her from eng?? 😂😂

The Flyest

@_scorpiomel

6 years

Kairo Forbes is so precious, we need to protect her at all costs

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@Captain_Champu

6 years

I wanna burn “let’s settle this” Twitter 😭😰

ThankYou

@EmtteeSA

6 years

Let's settle this once and for all.... People keep sayin girls are much more cuter than boys so... Let's end this today. Rt for Kairo Like for Valdo

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11 months

Remember y’all wanted him fired cos he looks like o dlala madice 😒😭😭😭

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6 years

If this is your car.. you’re at African Chef the person that did this to you is CZ83RJGP.. she drove away after this!!

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@Captain_Champu

6 years

Beautiful day in South African history as the 1st white person goes to jail for racial abuse 😍😍

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6 years

I hate you guys for making these people happen •AdvBarryRoux •TrapaFasa •Daniel Marvin •Lasizwe •NandiCakes 😭😭😭them and their followers are the WORST!! Yeerrrr Yeses!! 😭😭

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6 years

Beefing with AKA will have your career booming!! Look at Tsibip!! Sometimes I also wish he’d come to my work and start some shit so I get promoted bruh!! 😭😭😭

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6 years

Imagine breaking our teeth cos Thabang will look down on us.. lol

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3 years

Cup Cake just said “MaXhosa a lapisa” ka fancy English 😭😭😭

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7 years

1. Take the chicken out the freezer 2. I do everything around here (no features) 3. When last were you at church

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7 years

Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums

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4 years

Lmao 😂 why are you trusting a place that’s wrapping wors with chicken stickers 👀👀

Ndimhle Fcuked Up

@JackDevero

4 years

So the Spar in Bryanston (Hobart, for you heathens the same centre as Rockets) has Wagyu beef. Extremely pricey but I think I’m going to get one month end 😋

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@Captain_Champu

6 years

So that you stay home and watch TV while he’s galavanting with his hoes.. Stay woke Bih!!

Kedi

@kdee_Naks

6 years

Bae is for keeps 😭.... he got me a TV and DSTV Explora decoder..... Ngiyabonga babakhe 😘❤️

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

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6 years

Your boyfriend and his work wife are now eating the lunch box you packed him.. they are also unpacking how you undercooked the rice!! ❤️

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

7 years

We hate taxi ranks.. as’na mali Themba😩🙆🏾‍♂️

Euphonik™♛

@euphonik

7 years

I can't be the only person who hates airports 😫

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2 years

😂😂😂😂

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@Captain_Champu

6 years

“License disk ya hao e expirile”

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6 years

A woman referring to a nigga she’s about to give a 79th chance ❤️😂

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3 years

This lives rent free in my head 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Beautiful Wedding 💍💍♥️♥️ #MalatjiEverAfter

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2 years

🍾🍾🍾🍾re ya makgoweng 🏠🏠

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@Captain_Champu

5 years

Hape wena o bari nyana o kae zoza ka atchaar 😔😔😂😂

IIKHUNE3216

@IIKHUNE_32_16

5 years

Chef ITU back at it 👨‍🍳

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3 years

Now she says it works and we must get another 1!! 😂😂I’ve turned my mom into a hun 😭😭😭

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1 year

Yeses I’d resign immediately 😂😂😭😭😭😭

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

5 years

Remember how Charlie Sheen left 2 and a half men and we stopped watching?? Well JZ is Charlie Sheen

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5 years

SONA is today? Where is the hype?

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

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3 years

A boys trip 😭😭😭😍😍😍

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2 years

For the sake of clarity please tag a washed up baddie for context

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

3 years

Lost AF!! I don’t know what offramp I took I’m supposed to be going to Pretoria but I’m passing Gold Reef going towards Soweto

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

1 year

“Hey guys if you were at *insert name of a place* over the weekend please go and test..” We have really come far 😂😂😭😭😭😭

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@Captain_Champu

4 years

L-Tido le Reason were really just minding their own business waitse 😂😂😂😂

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

4 years

This nigga vs kaffir chat is showing that some of you are lazy to think!! They are derogatory terms and that’s that on that!! “Why are South Africans upset about nigga” is a dumb thing to say umdala

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Azor Ahai 🇵🇸🇿🇦

@Captain_Champu

2 years

Me digging up Nelson Mandela to come see this rubbish