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@CaptStubble
Captain Scarlet's Stubble
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Every Pundit: "I don't know how you can play against this City side...." Also: "Arsenal bottled the title..." 😂😂😂
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
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I tell you what is "very strange & surprising" Antonio, this story about match fixing in Italy that you got a ban for.
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@LastWordOnSpurs
Last Word On Spurs
2 years
🇮🇹Antonio Conte has criticised Arsenal for postponing the North London derby against Tottenham Hotspur: 🤐"It's the first time in my life that there’s a league that postpones the game for injuries, this is very strange and very surprising." #THFC | #COYS
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If it's to be Lacazette's final game, I'll always be grateful for this.....
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Arsenal Chelsea
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For younger fans, who may wonder why we still love Rocky so much, take how we all feel about Bukayo Saka today, then add him helping us win 2 league titles in next 3 seasons to that. That's why we love Rocky, he was the Starboy for our generation, and we will never forget him.
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2 years
Didn't matter how much they kicked him, he just got back up and bossed the game. Be worth £200m now.
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5 months
When will these people ever learn? 😂
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😂😂
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2 years
To all the #Strictly fans wondering how Tony Adams is still in the competition and who on earth is voting for him, I've got some bad news............
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
Look at the pride ❤️
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
State of Xhaka.
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@gunnerblog Then I saw his pace. It's William Saliba Not a trace of doubt it's his time We're in love, ooooooh Better believe us William Saliba He's sublime
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
Yeah, righto you cunt!
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@Dan_KP
Dan Kilpatrick
4 years
Solskjaer on Lamela: "Come on, you can't go down like that. It's an absolute joke. If that was my son, he'd live on water and bread for two weeks."
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Jorginho, Woaaahh Jorginho, Woaaahh He came from Italy 'Cos Elneny fucked his knee Jorginho, Woaaahh Jorginho, Woaaahh
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Arsenal fans, please help try to find a missing Gooner. Harry from Middlesex was last seen on 11th July. He was supposed to turn up at his local Care in the Community hub this morning, but never arrived. If you spot him, call 0800-619108 and ask for Daniel.
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😂😂😂 Sorry not sorry
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3 years
Shameless motherfuckers
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😂😂😂
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In 92 Luton were relegated from Div1(PL) In 93 Harry Kane was born Since then, Luton were relegated to (now) League 1, then to League 2 and then finally to (now) National League They then got promoted, to L2, then L1, eventually Championship and now PL Kane has still won nothing!
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Amazing to consider that George's team in 91, scored one more goal and let in 8 fewer than the Invincibles, and just 1 of those 8 cost them the chance to go a season unbeaten first. Much underrated side.
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Back in April 1980, Arsenal faced a fixture list of 4 games in 8 days, the 3rd game being Spurs away and the 4th, just 2 days later, Juventus at home in the ECWC Semi-Final. Arsenal asked Spurs to reschedule their game, to allow us time to recover and prepare for the semi. >
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Official and here we go confirmed. So, my wonderful daughter has given birth to a wonderful granddaughter, name still tbc😂 Welcome to the world another Gooner❤️
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
😂😂😂😂
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Hahahaha
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I'm 57. I've never seen Spurs win the league, although I have seen Everton, Forest, Villa, Leicester, Derby, Leeds, and even Blackburn Rovers win the title. I have seen Spurs manage this though:
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
I doubt my views on AFTV are a secret, but we do need to focus on the bigger problem at Arsenal, which is Stan Kroenke. They will be at the protest on Friday, there's no way of stopping them and to be fair each one of them has a right to their opinion. The issue is how that >
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The hate for AFTV is nothing to do with any of them being black, or gay, or muslim, or left handed. It's simply that they're a bunch of attention seeking, self serving, moronic dullards, who are only in it for themselves & are better suited to a League of Gentlemen spin off.
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My favourite manager, because he breathed life back in to a club that was just stumbling along doing nothing. He gave us back pride in the club again and some of the greatest football moments of mine and many others lives. Thank you boss.
@Gooner_AK
Andy Kelly 🌍
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Happy birthday to George Graham, the man who restored Arsenal's pride. Also, the only man to win a league title, FA Cup, League Cup and European trophy as both a player and manager.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
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We are fans, we love the club, we don't get paid to support them (quite the opposite lol) & we mostly wear our hearts on our sleeve. We don't have a 3 year contract. We don't live under threat of being sacked. On here, we vary in our emotional response to results & performances >
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"we can save football..." For a club with 115 charges against them, who've won 6 of last 7 titles, with an oil country behind them 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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"We need to stop them winning the title simple as that, we can save football today" 😳 Jamie O'Hara not holding back on what Tottenham need to do against Arsenal 😅
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If some of the gimps who go outside after to hang around the aftv circus, would only put the same energy into doing what these lads add to the atmosphere, it could be even better.
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I don't care anymore about a lot of the shit that went on around his departure, this lad was one of the best players we've had at the club in last 20 years and was a joy to watch him play. Carried that team for his last 4 seasons.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
Saved the club from mediocrity. Gave the fans real hope again. Nothing but love for George.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
1 year
Handy tip. Don't cancel your Budapest hotels until you have to. That way, if Utd get through, they have to pay through the nose for rooms.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
2 years
😂😂😂
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
Winning titles at the Lane? It's not for everyone.....
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3 years
Sack Mikel, you think that these players will turn in to a winning squad overnight, under whoever comes in. There might be a temporary boost, but you think that lasts? They fucked Wenger, Emery, Freddie for a short time and now Arteta. The poison is within the squad.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
2 years
Name a player with less FA Cup Winner's medals than Yaya Sanogo?
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@EmiratesFACup
Emirates FA Cup
2 years
If Harry Kane is the answer, what is the question? 🧐 #EmiratesFACup
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
Kroenke Bots! #KroenkeOut
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
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How would you know? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I will never forget, standing at Anfield in 89, with about 5 minutes to go, and thinking that we had come all this way, to the last minutes of the final game, and we were going to fail to win the title by one goal. I was so gutted and couldn't believe we had got so close.........
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
2 years
Seems some are upset about a song referencing our Jesus with the more famous Jesus. I hate to break this to them, but we may not actually be "by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen", George Graham didn't actually own a Magic Hat, and Ozil wasn't better than Zidane!
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
Michael Thomas going on AFTV
@faith_crist
faith
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What’s worse than a heartbreak?
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Howe: "I can't say anything, I'll get in trouble..." Sanctimonious fucking coward, with the personality of a carrot. Makes John Major look like Oliver Reed.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
and giving.......
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
In all seriousness, there is something wrong at the club. We have a new manager, brand new to the role, but very much bigged up pre appointment. He talks about tactics, but today he got badly done by Jose, as he did last season, so does he learn? >
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
2 years
Coming to a football ground near you soon 😂 #NakedSol
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Scouse Wankers
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What a youth team that was!
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Twats
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Blimey, Adele sounds a bit husky.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
Prefer this version.
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4 years
My Captain. Then, now, forever!
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4 years
If you'd rather look and listen to Sherwood, Carragher or Souness over Alex Scott, you're not a Misogynist, you're a bellend.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
1 year
"We signed Kai Havertz on Monday Then we picked up Timber on Tuesday We were buying Rice by Wednesday And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday We laughed at Tottenham"
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
4 years
Jog on you cunt
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"You can stick your fucking 4th place up your arse...."
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Some thoughts. Firstly, anyone challenging this City team in the PL has done an incredible job. If not for us, they'd be on verge of winning the title already. We all know how they have got where they are, so no need to mention it again, but from top to bottom, they have the >1
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
Regardless of your thoughts on the monarchy, a wife has lost her husband of 73 years, 4 children their father, and multiple grandkids and more have lost the oldest male member of their family. Can we just try to have some respect about it please.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
2 years
@1burnm So is kidnapping in Luton mate, but doesn't make it right!
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Spurs refused. Arsenal decided to play a weakened side at WHL, making 5 changes (a lot back then) & giving Paul Davis his debut. Despite this, we won 2-1 with goals from Vaessen and Sunderland, and so the song “We beat Spurs with six reserves and Alan scored again” was born. >
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Mind you, it's not the first time Liverpool have lost one game and it's fucked up their season a bit 😂
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Ah, how I wish I could be such a great fan that I could watch us lose a game, at home, to a rival, 12 days before the season starts, with more keystone cop defending, lots of players we need to get rid of still stinking the place out, yet just be so calm and too cool for school!
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
9 months
Ok mate, run it back and we'll take the pen then
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@benpearcetalks
Ben Pearce
9 months
Absolute joke. I'm seething. How on earth is no one talking about the clear foul on Evans before Rice's goal? The game is in the bin. No consistency at all. How hasn't VAR even looked at it? Robbed. #mufc
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Eni Aluko is not very good at punditry. Joey Barton is a twat. Both things can be true you know.
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4 years
Fairly close to my view of the first goal!
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@IanWright0 Nice to see that Mane's arm cost him something this game, having escaped last time.
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Why do idiots from other clubs chuck around "Woolwich" like it's some kind of insult to us now? We're proud of our roots, but the fact our owners moved us 110 years ago to Islington, to become London's biggest & most successful club, is also something we're very proud of too.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
1 year
@FA_PGMOL You called a meeting?
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2 years
Who remembers going absolutely potty, when Dennis scored to put us in to Europe, in the 84th minute of the last game v Bolton? Absolute limbs, for finishing 5th. Happy days, take me back.
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
1 year
City: On for treble. 105 PL charges? 🤫 Utd: Fighting to get in CL, lost 7-0 to LFC, Ronaldo! £190m on 3 players 🤫 Spurs: 3rd manager, potless again, no CL 🤫 Chelsea: 600m on players. 3 managers. No CL 🤫 LFC: Struggling to get CL 🤫 Arsenal break wind, MSM loses their minds😂
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
God Save The Queen
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3 years
How on earth are people still suggesting that getting rid of Wenger was an error. He willingly backed KSE & oversaw the start of our decline. Why do you think it would have been any better in last 3 seasons? Has he gone on to manage somewhere else & prove us wrong? Move on FFS
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1 year
It's not mellowing, or getting any better is it? This is horrendous.
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1 year
Hahahahahaha
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I wish we had a massive banner of Lance Armstrong in a Man City shirt lined up for the weekend.
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I fucking love my club, and I particularly love being an Arsenal fan. No other club like ours😂👏
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So, as George said in 91, although I am paraphrasing somewhat: "Fuck the FA(PL) and fuck everyone else, no one likes us and we don't give a toss." We'll go to Spurs tomorrow with the best team we can & it'll still be better than anything they have.
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This is ridiculous from @Arsenal They need to work with the AA. Yes, they might have some rough edges, but that's because they're diehard fans who want to support the club in the best way to help the team at the games. Sort it out Arsenal, this is still a football club.
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@SheWore
🎗 ///SHE WORE/// 🎗
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Absolutely disgusting. Im with Ashburton Army.
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@Thack07 @JamesGreenInUK @1Walid1 @aliladiere Offside isn't a subjective decision though is it, you weapon.
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2 years
Worth it just for the last 5 seconds tbf
@paddypower
Paddy Power
2 years
Jack Wilshere is looking for a new club, and our top marketing team is on the case… (18+ Gambleaware) | @jackwilshere
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"Hark now hear, the Arsenal sing........"
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3 years
Well he wasn't the fucking solution,
@SalibaEra_
Saliba
3 years
Remember when some Arsenal fans thought that Mesut Ozil was the problem at Arsenal 🥺
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You hate us cos you ain't us. The Arsenal
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4 years
29 years of happiness with my beautiful wife xxx😘
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💉💉💉
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A young @LeeDixon2 at the front of the bus back in 89
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Always think of John Hollins in this kit. RIP
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I know spurs haven't won a title in 63 years, but they've only been 2nd once in 60 years too. Big 6?
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Captain Scarlet's Stubble
3 years
Again, let's confuse the match going fans with the faceless internet trolls shall we.
@TheFalseNein
3 years
Wow, first game and they’ve already forgotten that Ramsdale was supposedly the worst signing ever. Might be a new record for our flip flop fans.
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1 year
@CFC_Janty Meanwhile, over in West London.....
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What a way to open your account for the Arsenal!
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Martin Tyler should only get 2 (what he thinks is obviously very funny) quips per game and on the 3rd, his seat ejects him in to the night sky over the stadium roof.
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2 years
Tony Adams is sat at home, fucking loving this!
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Takes 2 minutes to make a glorious memory for someone. Top fella, love it.
@HLTCO
HLTCO
1 year
This is just beautiful from Boca Juniors’ Guillermo Fernández. Football ❤️
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2 years
Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.
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The sadness in their eyes😂😂
@gabimartinelli
Gabriel Martinelli
1 year
Special moment with this club ❤️ I hope you all enjoyed that as much as we did Gooners 👊🔴
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2 years
I have nothing but respect & admiration for Her Majesty the Queen. On Sunday, she will reach 70 years of her reign, doing her duty to the kingdom & its people. I think she is an amazing woman, the like of which we will never see again.
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"I'm from the streets...." Of Coventry mate. Granit's family are from Kosovo, he's had harder shits than you.
@Gunnersc0m
Gunners
1 year
Callum Wilson on his altercation with Granti Xhaka: "He has sat down with his groin (injury) and he is smiling away like there is nothing even wrong with him." "I am like ‘get up’. He is obviously just wasting time. I think every one of their players went down at some point and…
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