Gaz Profile Banner
Gaz Profile
Gaz

@CantonaManc

16,371
Followers
794
Following
3,469
Media
46,714
Statuses

Manchester, England
Joined July 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@CantonaManc
Gaz
1 year
Phil Jones has outlasted Ronaldo and the Glazers.
192
3K
28K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Phil Jones has survived 16 transfer windows as a Man United player. Staggering.
414
6K
27K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Worst Harry Potter spin-off ever
@OllieHolt22
Oliver Holt
4 years
Harry Maguire and the ghosts of Ayia Napa via @MailOnline
92
19
205
58
2K
22K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Benni McCarthy, Tom Huddlestone, Marko Arnautović. I’m half expecting Titus Bramble to show up for training tomorrow. This is mental.
338
2K
22K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
The fact they all followed him without a moment’s hesitation shows true leadership - That crank Maguire would be out there on his own. We need a man like this now more than ever, pure pride and intensity.
254
2K
16K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
Lingard getting abuse, replies with ‘I’m not on the pitch’. Turned toxic in here.
214
3K
15K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
You knew his lad had something special when he showed up to England training with a bin liner.
@England
England
7 years
...and here's @HarryMaguire93 ! 🤝
111
617
3K
87
3K
15K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Not even waited for the final whistle 😮‍💨
Tweet media one
592
1K
13K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Credit where it’s due, this is outstanding from Bernardo Silva
244
1K
13K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
10 months
Got a lot of time for this bloke, blatantly can’t be arsed with this move. Like he’s been dragged on holiday with his mum n dad.
@MilanPosts
Milan Posts
10 months
📽️ Tonali's wife: "The gym wasn't as big in Milan." Tonali: "It was bigger."
710
2K
25K
56
402
13K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Liverpool’s ‘youngsters’ have just qualified for a European Cup Final. Here’s what ours are doing...
1K
3K
12K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
City on the brink of another Champions League Final, whilst our star forward is looking for an Arsenal fan on Twitter to give his shirt to.
158
971
11K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Listen, I’ve had to suffer Lingard and Pereira for years. Antony can do what he wants.
@UTDCJ_
2 years
antony did that spin 🥶
223
723
5K
93
2K
11K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Graphite tips and Reactor 4
264
2K
10K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Just remember, Paul Pogba could’ve performed like this for his previous manager but chose not to. He’s a top talent but also a narcissistic cunt, he’d leave United without a second thought so don’t misplace your loyalty and lick his arse too hard.
685
2K
9K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 months
You’d follow that bastard anywhere. What a leader.
@Utd_Forever7
Manchester United Forever
4 months
🚨🔴 Throwback to when Roy Keane didn't wait for the referee and just went onto the pitch and the whole team just followed. #MUFC  🧠 Focused.
282
1K
10K
38
461
9K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
For the love of god please stop with the Ferguson talk. The poor man has just had brain surgery, the last thing he needs right now is Phil Jones in his life.
81
2K
8K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
The fuck are City playing at, do they not realise the consequences here? There’ll be parade after parade on Merseyside, annual concerts, commemorative shirts, petition to make the squad MBE’s etc etc. It will be never ending.
120
2K
8K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
27 days
1.3m views, imagine his head this morning 😭
@EPLBible
EPL Bible
27 days
This Man City fan after De Bruyne’s goal… 🥴
2K
2K
24K
39
213
8K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Liverpool’s keeper got hit by a ball and now he’s the greatest of all time. That lot are another level.
81
2K
7K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
The Butcher of MUFC. Already a hero, exactly what we’ve been missing.
137
579
7K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Ole after Everton away: ‘I’m going to be successful here. Some of these players won’t be part of that.’ Not one player sold. They’re all going on a jolly up to Australia.
@ManUtd
Manchester United
5 years
Three days until the squad jet off for #MUTOUR 2019 🛫 #MUFC
684
598
8K
281
2K
6K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 months
Small margins? Fuck me Erik, they had 27 shots, we had two.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
2 months
🗣️ "It was very small margins but all credit to [Manchester] City" Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag believes his side's plan 'went well' in their 3-1 derby defeat 🔴👏
379
42
687
66
305
6K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Hahahahahaha Carragher just dropped his toilet roll. Brilliant.
123
1K
6K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Rashford didn’t even look at the away end, marched straight off and gave his shirt to an Arsenal fan. Nice one.
143
328
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
Tweet media one
@rioferdy5
Rio Ferdinand
3 years
Agueroooooooooooo This name, this goal, this moment still hits me at times when I least expect it like a bolt out the blue! Our closest rivals just across the city, snatching the PL title from out of our hands..... [read more] 👇🏽
Tweet media one
269
842
13K
15
183
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Van Persie got ghosted, Pogba’s getting the platinum farewell package. The media team behind @ManUtd need sacking.
72
422
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Not a fucking chance did this hit the target.
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
5 years
Dipper ⤴️⤵️⚽️
Tweet media one
789
676
16K
59
910
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
United players shagging and scrapping abroad. Never been prouder to support this Club.
34
458
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Hahahahahahaha fantastic
@Adam90_
Adam
5 years
Wow! Nice of the bitter Everton fan to ruin hours and hours of someone's brilliant artwork in our city. Not all fans are like this but it's such a shame that some are. Classy!🤦‍♂️ #LFC #EFC #Liverpool #Klopp
Tweet media one
381
703
3K
25
552
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
40 goals in 10 years. ‘Dat Guy’.
@DannyWelbeck
Danny Welbeck
6 years
I’m Dat Guy 🕺🏿 @btsportfootball
527
5K
29K
36
1K
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
What I’d give to see Pereira hit a one man wall right now.
49
535
5K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
Christ, look at the glass
Tweet media one
151
2K
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tweet media one
22
340
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
3 years ago Liverpool lost a Europa League Final. They identified areas they needed to strengthen and signed specific players. They backed their manager 100% and now they’re in yet another CL Final. We won the Europa League and kicked Jose in the dick. Now we’ve gone backwards.
83
863
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
1 year
Giving Naples a run for its money
@ABardsleyMEN
Andrew Bardsley
1 year
Plenty of fans are still here celebrating
967
687
5K
43
274
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Imagine City sacked Pep and brought Kinkladze in to have a go, we’d be laughing our cocks off. Let’s cut through the old shit cake here, we’re a fucking mess.
131
1K
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Ten Hag’s power move will put everyone in that squad on notice. ‘Fuck with me and you’re toast’. He’s the man, it’s his way or sling it. Player power at United is dead.
31
345
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Goncalves (the lad who snapped Neymar): ‘He’s a great player, and I respect the player he is, but we’re not here so he has fun at our expense. If he wants to have fun, we’ll respond with the weapons we have. We have a jersey to defend. We’re not here for a laugh.” Fucking yes.
32
676
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
‘United have to be fast’. We’ve had two blokes living in Barcelona since May trying to sign someone hahahahaha
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 years
Key days for Benjamin Šeško’s future with contacts ongoing. Manchester United know they have to be fast on this deal, after meeting with agent days ago. 🚨🇸🇮 #MUFC There are 2 more clubs in the race. Šeško will make a decision soon with his agent and family.
Tweet media one
994
4K
50K
34
255
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Sterling continues to go up in my estimation. Reports for England duty and tells the Liverpool lads to kiss his plums (instead of learning new handshakes with them). Winning mentality.
39
384
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Something about that night, felt better than winning a trophy. We had no business going there and doing that. Unbelievable.
46
429
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
I’ve never seen this until today, stunning photo.
Tweet media one
38
352
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
‘Have they said they lack belief?!’ Nahh I feel for him there, that hurt.
@utdreport
utdreport
3 years
Solskjær reacts to being told Harry Maguire said #mufc lacked belief against Man City #mulive [ @stadiumastro ]
519
581
5K
112
228
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Jesus Christ, they’d all still get a game.
17
309
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Hurt his knee in a game of football, Christ.
@VirgilvDijk
Virgil van Dijk
4 years
Tweet media one
12K
26K
230K
47
233
4K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
‘These are the same players who threw Mourinho under the bus, and they will do exactly the same to Ole. Leopards don’t change their spots.’ Must watch video...
76
948
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
8 months
I fucking love this bloke. No time for dossers, he doesn’t care who they are.
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
8 months
"With me you don't get the opportunity, you have to deserve it!" Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag says his sides 'young players' have to prove themselves in training and also refuses to comment on the Jadon Sancho situation. 👇
92
378
4K
37
175
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
This is how you respond! Not ‘It’s my dream to play for Real Madrid’.
@RichFay
Rich Fay
4 years
Bruno Fernandes on suggestion of a bust-up at United: "Do not use my name, my colleagues or the coach to make trouble at Manchester United. The atmosphere is good and the team is ready to give an answer in the next game." #mufc
162
2K
17K
41
386
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
8 months
Wait a minute. They’ve just beaten City but they’ve come out the ground shouting about us???
@The_Forty_Four
The 44 ⚽️
8 months
2 Newcastle fans mocking the Manchester United air disaster after beating Man City yesterday….
1K
276
4K
81
153
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
Towards the end of his United career, Ronaldo almost earned the right to flirt with Madrid, he was dynamite. On the other hand who the fuck does Pogba think he is putting his arse in the air for Barcelona? Ronaldo won us silverware, Pogba can’t even win a tackle.
64
865
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Will Maguire improve us? Yes (massively). Do you have to pay for it? No. So stop fucking moaning about it.
51
417
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 months
Richard Arlison. Colossal.
@afccharlie
Charlie
4 months
This is absolutely the best moment under Klopps reign Won’t be beaten 😂😂😂😂😂
116
1K
11K
6
98
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Ronaldo’s scored more goals this season than Lingard has in his entire career. Who does that bad wool think he is.
19
167
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Rashford showing more fight in the carpark than he has all season 🤣
25
203
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Got to respect Lukaku’s consistency, doesn’t matter who his manager is, he’s still pulling these belters out.
107
756
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Beckham is unbelievable, felt weird seeing that kind of quality at Old Trafford again. Shows the level of horse shite we’ve become accustomed to.
11
334
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
We’d be bottom half without De Gea so stop being smacked arses. You can’t win 2 games in 2 months and expect to get Champions League football. We are toilet.
47
461
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
Hazard Saturday, Ronaldo Tuesday. Victor Lindelof must be going through some toilet roll at his house.
46
644
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Maguire here, that’s what it’s about. Manchester United captain...
26
271
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
We’ve found Pogba’s best position 👋
55
161
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
‘Every team needs a Ramos’ This is ours...
69
1K
3K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Broken man, poor bastard. He’s one of the few who are actually arsed.
108
226
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Van Gaal said it, Jose said it, Zlatan said it, now Ronaldo is saying it - All greats of the game have confirmed Man United is rotten. Yet they’re the ones who get criticised? Wake up.
101
457
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
@MarcusRashford Buzzing mate! This season hasn’t been a total waste 👍
18
31
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
JOSE MOURINHO! Get there tomorrow and sing his fucking name. United are a disgrace, he deserves better and so do we.
52
559
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
The heavyweight champion of the world wears a t-shirt in the pool on holiday.
11
377
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
11 months
"UEFA, strong with the weak and weak with the strong." Perfectly summed up.
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
11 months
🚨🇪🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | UEFA have banned Osasuna to compete in next season's Conference League following the club's involvement in match-fixing (back in 2013). The Spanish club will appeal... they also state: "UEFA, strong with the weak and weak with the strong."
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
220
1K
14K
4
263
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Solskjaer on De Gea: 'We have the best goalkeeper in the world, he's been here eight years and he is still a young keeper developing, it's fantastic for me to come in. Maybe I'll have to do some finishing training to take him down a peg a little bit.’ That is top.
16
305
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Fergie, Moyes, Giggs, Van Gaal, Jose & Ole. De Gea’s autobiography after he leaves is gonna be something else.
8
188
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Eric looks like he’s walking down the bread aisle at Asda, not one bit arsed, cool as fuck.
@90sfootball
90s Football
5 years
Manchester United arrive to Galatasaray's 'Hell', 1993.
31
384
2K
16
230
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Received this stat during the game: ‘Raheem Sterling has more goals and assists this season than “young gun” Jesse lingaard’s whole career... Sterling is 2 years younger.’ Absolutely fucking outrageous.
39
507
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
De Gea could spend the rest of the season trying to save everything with his cock, and I’d still make him the highest earner at the club. He’s sacrificed at least 3 CL winners medals for us, whilst having to watch Phil Jones scratch his arse every week. We owe him a lot.
34
380
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
CITY’S GRASS WAS TOO LONG! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa I’ve heard some tripe in my time on here but this takes the cake. Wow.
79
603
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Top video, ‘absolute leader’...
34
470
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
They’ve just won every trophy in English football, whilst taking the piss doing so. Fear not, our top boy has a new hat range coming out.
Tweet media one
180
473
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
TV = £890 Blender + fridge + chair + dishwasher = £890 What a load of random fucking horse shit.
@Ema_Ralte
Ema Ralte
8 years
Paul Pogba = £89m Granit Xhaka + Shkodarn Mustafi + Lucas Perez + Rob Holding = £89m
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
230
718
474
20
620
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Stripped of the captaincy, hated by his teammates, kisses his sister on the lips. Is there a bigger tosser in football?
38
222
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Here he is, to ruin my day. Cunt thinks we’re playing Watford ffs.
62
442
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Ed Woodward playing pool in the bar here, United lad just walked over and gave him a wet willy 😂😂😂
45
373
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Tweet media one
16
373
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Maguire is at a similar stage to Van Dijk when he was at Southampton. Solid defender proven in the Premier League, on the brink of going to that next level. Forget the price tag, he’ll improve any team he joins.
126
191
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
Bruno’s allowed a bad day at the office, he’s turned this Club around. Wasn’t that long ago we had Pereira and Lingard running about in midfield. Show him some respect, he’s got us at it.
30
129
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
This was the turning point, fair play big lad.
Tweet media one
3
110
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
If Garner played for another PL club, United would probably bid £70m for him. Instead they’re selling him to a PL rival for £15m. What is wrong with these idiots?
36
192
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
The whole ground went ‘for fuck sake’ as he walked up to take that. Everyone knew.
37
360
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
4 years
Look at him... Kill the game, secure the 3 points. Imagine not wanting this bloke in charge of your Club? Born winner.
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
4 years
*Sonny scores last-minute winner* Players: 🙌 Away fans: 🙌 Jose: #THFC ⚪️ #COYS
168
1K
12K
28
137
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
The king is gone 😭
17
31
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
9 months
Tweet media one
@realmadrid
Real Madrid C.F.
9 months
🏟✨ Santiago Bernabéu 🎥
2K
16K
114K
5
238
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
3 years
Feel like all this has overshadowed Dean Henderson’s cap.
21
156
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
1 year
Last week we knocked out Barcelona and won a trophy, this week we’re finished apparently? Typical internet knee-jerk garbage, the back bedroom firm love the drama of losing.
18
200
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
6 years
Oh wow
Tweet media one
63
597
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
How’s he said this with a straight face 😂
@footballdaily
Football Daily
2 years
🗣 “For me that’s a non-negotiable at the club.” Marcus Rashford says giving 100% is the standard expectation at Manchester United and that should never change.
259
78
1K
17
173
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Not a chance United sell him, they think he’s Mbappe 😂 In reality, he’s no better than Jermaine Defoe.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 years
Marcus Rashford is considering his future. He's concerned about his lack of game time, source close to Man Utd forward tell me - he's always been professional but he wants clarity. 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #MUFC His current Manchester United deal runs out in June 2023.
Tweet media one
4K
3K
44K
232
235
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Oh dear, 0:11 in, Lindelof seems to break up Pogba & Lingard. It’s all going to shit and we haven’t kicked a ball. This season could turn very sour very quick.
@ManUtd
Manchester United
5 years
Nothing like a walk to stretch the legs after a 16-hour flight 👌😊 #MUFC #MUTOUR
1K
2K
20K
156
413
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Phil Jones linked with Newcastle? Fuckin’ell, those poor bastards have suffered enough.
58
195
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
2 years
Jim Ratcliffe, born in Failsworth. M35 Reds, fucking come on 😅
21
119
2K
@CantonaManc
Gaz
5 years
Blaming David De Gea, get to fuck. The poor bastard has suffered David fucking Moyes, Louis Van fucking Gaal, the Mourinho circus and now this! His mates elsewhere were winning trophies whilst he had to watch Phil Jones, Chris Smalling and Ashley Young scratch their arses.
36
409
2K