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@CannedFailure

27 days

Being a straight furry can actually suck because so many gay furries will make it their life goal to try and get in bed with you, they'll cross boundaries and completely disregard your concurrent relationship. "Oh you're dating a GIRL?? I bet I can change that." Like fuck off.

Koshie 🐾 🔜 🇳🇴

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What opinion do you have on the furry fandom that has you like this?

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7 years

MC Ride Fucking Dies

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"Solar Eclipse" my ass I know it's a CIA Drone trying to spy on me and it's my God given right to shoot it down

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7 years

Twitter Artists talking to themselves

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4 years

@FuckBamboni This the "Fake Depression For Attention Kid" starter pack

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2 months

Thank you to the Firearm Experts of X for informing me that my bullets wouldn't reach the sun. It's not like its millions of fuckin miles away or anything.

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@CannedFailure

2 months

"Solar Eclipse" my ass I know it's a CIA Drone trying to spy on me and it's my God given right to shoot it down

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27 days

@scremnm Ah yes because me disliking being told I should dump my gf for men that I've told multiple times I'm not interested in is insecure of me. Makes sense.

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@CannedFailure

9 months

Look at what the government let me purchase

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5 months

@ShitpostGate I be like: This is my service weapon it's worse than the AR15

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4 years

The @NASCAR Daytona 500 is coming closer than ever and it seems that @Daniel_SuarezG and @GauntBrosRacing need to race their way into the show. In this Lightning Challenge you'll need to do just that, lets see if you can bring the #96 Camry into the big show on Sunday! Good Luck!

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Canned Failure

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8 years

I'm loving this map @pyroalt

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Canned Failure

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27 days

This is what happens when you tell furries that you shouldn't invade people's boundaries lol

Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

27 days

Being a straight furry can actually suck because so many gay furries will make it their life goal to try and get in bed with you, they'll cross boundaries and completely disregard your concurrent relationship. "Oh you're dating a GIRL?? I bet I can change that." Like fuck off.

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Banning prop weapons is no big deal imo Banning any and all tac gear is insane to me though Also I think it's absolutely mental that THIS of all things will get FWA to make a statement about, but they still allow people on the literal Sex Offender Registry to attend.

FWA: FUTUREPUNK | May 8-11th 2025

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Hey y'all, we have an announcement to make regarding cosplay and prop weapons at FWA going forward.

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8 years

. @Pyrocynical I need help on this "Grapefruiting" thing.

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@CannedFailure

7 years

"Kingpin" Jameskii had his money taken away by G2A so now he robs banks to earn his money back.

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

2 years

The single best line in any video game ever.

SPLICE OF LIFE out now 🎉

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2 years

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?

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8 years

Getting bullied at school? Show those bitches that you're a true C S G O Master and plant a bomb in the bathrooms.

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@CannedFailure

2 years

@KensethFan17_20 Rick Ware Racing has the weirdest sponsorship model in NASCAR. Doesn't make any sense economically for [REDACTED] to sponsor two cars in the exact same race when there were two [REDACTED] cars at Dover. This isn't Formula One.

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@CannedFailure

27 days

@scremnm I never claimed it doesn't go the other way, you yourself are ironically being the insecure one. Dumbass.

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@CannedFailure

2 years

This is the most obscure joke I've ever made.

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@CannedFailure

4 years

Even more NASCAR Thunder 2003 renders cause people seem to love these and I'm kinda getting addicted to making them. @NASCAR please notice xd

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4 years

@FuckBamboni Me and the boys after being drafted to Google HQ

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4 years

NASCAR Thunder 2003 had the best menu in any game, so here's a modern twist

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@CannedFailure

3 years

commission I got from @F0x_hunt follow them if you dont

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4 years

@FuckBamboni I like how not even a single song on that list is even rock lmao

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26 days

Overall response since there's 200+ comments on this

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4 years

More NASCAR Thunder 2003 renders cause this menu is the best and my mind can not be changed.

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@CannedFailure

7 years

"Kingpin" Jameskii That will be your nickname to me. P.S. Your Discord server makes me sad

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6 years

@Jameskii Wait til you hit 10

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Canned Failure

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27 days

@77Prodigal Its happened multiple times

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@CannedFailure

2 years

Happy Birthday to @FriskyHyena Dope ass dude I met at Megaplex 2021

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27 days

@thatoneshep Legit Just glad the overwhelming majority agree Some agree for the wrong reasons though I hate twitter

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@CannedFailure

27 days

The fact that people are so damn stupid to think this is some sort of anti-gay tweet is insane. Stop inviting me to your stupid ass religious furry telegram chats. If God is so real then why hasn't he lowered my taxes

Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

27 days

Being a straight furry can actually suck because so many gay furries will make it their life goal to try and get in bed with you, they'll cross boundaries and completely disregard your concurrent relationship. "Oh you're dating a GIRL?? I bet I can change that." Like fuck off.

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2 years

@KensethFan17_20 BLAKE FEESE COMMITS MULTIPLE COUNTS OF VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER (LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE)

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@CannedFailure

4 years

Amazing commission I got from my good pal @TeevzArt follow them if you don't already you filthy fucking casuals.

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@CannedFailure

2 years

Now I need a hat

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@CannedFailure

4 years

@CoreyLaJoie Possibly the purest moment in the History of this sport

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@CannedFailure

26 days

@XP_Squigglezz Love how you completely missed/ignored the point of the tweet. Never said it was hard to be straight but go off I guess Slay queen or whatever the kids say nowadays.

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

8 years

PLEASE GET THIS TO 220 RETWEETS SO KRAZY CAN UNLEASH HIS INNER WHITE GOLFER

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

6 years

Hey would anyone be interested in a $3 Commission? The money is to help my family buy my 8 year old cousin a bike for Christmas since his was recently stolen. DM if interested, RT's are greatly appreciated

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

3 years

look at this very edgy absolute sad lad commission I got from @Teevz

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

7 years

Every Internet Argument Known To Man

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

4 years

In this Lightning Challenge, it's your job to secure Johnson's 8th Championship and getting him he #1 Spot for All Time Championship Wins. Good Luck! #Chasing8

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@CannedFailure

3 months

i dont know what to post anymore so heres old canned failure

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8 years

LeafyIsHere 2016

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1 year

one for my og followers

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@CannedFailure

4 years

Since Stunod is going down, how about we just make an NR2003 Discord Server for those who want to publish their schemes, mods, and discussions? Public for all to join and enjoy along with voice chats and better messaging than a forum.

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2 months

@AlaskyMix is for the weak

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@CannedFailure

2 years

@KensethFan17_20 You're not the only one that opted to not do Pastrana's primary scheme

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@CannedFailure

4 years

I am here to defuse your bombs, rescue your hostages, and deliver your milk. Great commission I got from @TeevzArt

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

3 years

commission i got of Kyle with my guitar from my pal @Teevz At this point I'm a spokesperson for her art.

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

1 year

The daily struggle.

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

2 years

Easily the best panel in furry convention history. I took one of the signs with me back home so I can hang it on my wall to remember it forever.

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

8 years

Next time on #DramaAlert PewDiePie rapes 7 year old! Bamanboi is a black guy?! And I smoke 5 more pounds of methamphetamine!

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7 years

How people should act towards drama vs how they actually act

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2 months

@fanteLiscio Because the overwhelming weight of reality has struck you and you're not sure what to do in this untimely situation. That or your a p0rn addicted furry idk bro

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8 years

Nix 2016 @TeevzArt

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2 months

@VoidTheHydra1 Aint no way the animal rapist is telling me about any sort of discipline lmao

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6 years

@BamboniReturns Give it some time and our teachers will start dressing like this

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

6 years

Follow @JinuSenpai for your own personal big titty goth gf

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

2 months

This meme stays relevant to this day

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i dont know what to post anymore so heres old canned failure

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4 years

always angry edgy and angry the streak of my sona never smiling when drawed continues thank u @TeevzArt

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@CannedFailure

7 years

@Jameskii The fact that it's labeled as Horror is what takes the cake

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

2 years

I can see through these aviators surprisingly well #FursuitFriday

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4 years

Happy Canada Day boys

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

3 years

Spooky Halloween commission I got from @Teevz for the month of October spooky pumpkin head Kyle

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8 years

The Bone Zone - Full House Edition The insane server ran by both @KrazyBonesTV and @TeevzArt

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@CannedFailure

2 years

I should be allowed to dress like this in public spaces #FursuitFriday

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@CannedFailure

7 years

Grove Street, home...or at least it was before we fucked everything up.

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6 years

The most productive thing I've done all week

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6 years

He thought I was lying

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@CannedFailure

2 years

"Hey everybody, its Cr1TiKaL, the vr world is in shambles right now. The developers of VRChat have made the biggest oopsie daisy of the week. Causing a nuclear explosion of hate and anger in their community, I am of course talking about the inclusion of EastAntiCheat."

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I am here to cause fear

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4 years

oh yeah i made this for a mock season

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5 months

Girlfriend got me a banger gift this year. Merry Christmas to all.

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9 months

After over 9 months Ryker has become real

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@CannedFailure

5 years

I was watching Chowder on YouTube and I found that in the episode "The Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker" Truffles uses the exact same scream that's used for SCP-096 in Containment Breach.

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

8 years

I have finally discovered what @RenegadeDwarf is with the help of my little cousins.

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@CannedFailure

4 years

@NoahSweet7 Rednecks: You guys are all liberal snowflakes, the Confederate flag is just a flag, I have the right to fly it! Also Rednecks: NO YOU CANT FLY THAT PRIDE FLAG! ITS WRONG AND AGAINST MY RELGION!

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Canned Failure

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4 years

@dogeposting "I know when you're lying."

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6 years

Eris, Goddess of Discord

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6 years

Straight truth

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@CannedFailure

8 months

Megaplex 2023 may be over but this was easily my favorite con I've attended. Everything was great, hotel was perfect, loved the con space size, everyone loved the new suit, and I got to host a panel. Cant wait to come back next year!

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Canned Failure

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1 year

My Followers

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@CannedFailure

26 days

now back to your regularly scheduled canned failure content

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@CannedFailure

4 years

@CodyShaneWare Of course, how could we have all been so blind when the answer was right in front of us the whole time Cody Ware is replacing Jimmie Johnson in the #48 Legit though I hope the absolute best for you in the future of your career bro

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

4 years

Hey guys, my name is Kyle, I'm new to the island. I'm always angry cause Thanos never showed me how to scratch it. Fish fear me, women want me. (I got this commission from @TeevzArt so go follow her right fucking now)

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Canned Failure

@CannedFailure

2 years

Furries on VRChat will make "submissive femboy bottom" their entire personality and give their avatars massive asses while talking about how thick they are irl despite the fact that in real life their body shape is either a plastic halloween skeleton or WingsOfRedemption

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@CannedFailure

26 days

@XP_Squigglezz Keyword "CAN" doesnt mean that it does in general, anything CAN suck givin the situation. But go off, keep ignoring the entire point of the tweet, continue to be one of the people that ignore the fact that sexual harassment is an issue with this community.

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Canned Failure

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We out here at iFC

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