Lauren @CalmYourMitts Twitter profile

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@CalmYourMitts

10 days

Dear @StevenACohen2 , I am a teacher in Flushing and a diehard Mets fan. The Mets have a 4-0 record when my school is in attendance. We’ll also be there on May 14th. Is there anyway we can get a player, perhaps Lindor, to make a surprise visit to my school?! Thank you, Lauren

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2 years

Dear @MLB , I just want to watch the Mets on @SNYtv . Fox and ESPN games are already annoying enough, but I get showing games on those channels. No Apple TV+. No Peacock. Enough with the streaming service bullshit. Sincerely, Me

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1 year

THEY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

Dear Mets, On Thursday, I am bringing 54 eighth grade students to Citi Field to watch you play baseball. If I have to literally get on my knees, and beg you to win that game, I’ll do it. I need you to win. For me. For them. Please. PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Love always, Lauren

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9 months

Mayson Winn thought it was FUNNY. Meanwhile, his entire fanbase, and Braves fans, are ready to hunt Pete down with pitchforks.

Bally Sports Midwest

@BallySportsMW

9 months

Winn on Alonso throwing his first hit into the stands: "He apologized on first, and when he got to second later, he apologized as well. Complete accident. I thought it was quite funny. Especially after we got the ball back, I thought it was a little more funny." #STLCards

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@CalmYourMitts

7 months

Pete Alonso gets shitted on for absolutely no reason, but Orlando Arcia can act like a toddler.

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Dude even Acuna is telling him to chill

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1 year

Dear Mets, On Thursday, I am bringing 54 eighth grade students to Citi Field to watch you play baseball. If I have to literally get on my knees, and beg you to win that game, I’ll do it. I need you to win. For me. For them. Please. PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Love always, Lauren

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

You have athletes who are domestic abusers and still have careers, but Pete Alonso is the most insufferable athlete?

Tommy Smokes

@TomScibelli

10 months

My favorite part of the Home Run Derby every year is Pete Alonso showing the world he’s the most insufferable athlete in America

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3 years

It’s amazing how Mets beat reporters are working harder than ever to uncover the details of the “incident” between Lindor and McNeil last night than they did about Mickey Callaway sexually harassing several women.

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@CalmYourMitts

9 months

I understand he’s not pictured, but Marcell Ozuna still plays for the Braves, so this an odd choice of a post.

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@bravesplswin

9 months

-No Allegations -No Betting Scandals -No Arrests -No Drama Just strictly business, and some damn good baseball.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

The fact that people are putting the the failure on deGrom and Max rather than the Mets offense is just absurd.

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@CalmYourMitts

8 months

Marlins fans will see this and still blame the Mets for last night.

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8 months

New York City emergency officials have issued a travel advisory as heavy rain and flooding hits

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10 months

I don’t expect non-Mets fans to love and adore Pete Alonso like we do, however, the hate he receives, for absolutely no good reason, has become so unbelievably cringey and pitiful.

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@CalmYourMitts

9 months

Mets fans, collectively, would be okay with this.

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9 months

I’m starting to worry that these Mets have lost Frank The Tank.

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1 year

deGrom didn’t even allow Steve Cohen to make him a final offer. It’s not that Cohen didn’t want to spend the money, it’s that deGrom didn’t want to be here anymore.

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@CalmYourMitts

7 months

If you were around to see this, do you actually realize how lucky you are? There are so many of us who have never seen the Mets win one World Series, yet some of you have seen one or even both.

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@SNYtv

7 months

37 years ago today, the Mets were 1986 World Series Champions.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

I’m glad we have Max Scherzer and Chris Bassitt over Noah Syndergaard anyway.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

The only players not on the chopping block, FOR ME, are: 🔘 Lindor 🔘 Alonso 🔘 Nimmo 🔘 Álvarez 🔘 Senga 🔘 Díaz (obviously being on the IL) Everyone else can go. I don’t want to read a single idiotic tweet saying Alonso should be traded.

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@CalmYourMitts

29 days

The moral of Doc’s speech is Fuck the Wilpons.

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22 days

Interesting how there’s no outrage (nor should there be) about Yankees players being at the Knicks game after a loss, like there was for Pete Alonso, a Met, when he went to Zach Bryan after a loss.

Talkin' Yanks

@TalkinYanks

22 days

Squad at the Knicks game (via @KnicksMSGN )

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

If you’re using Edwin Diaz’s injury to troll Mets fans and float, you’re not clever, you’re just a piece of shit.

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@CalmYourMitts

4 years

3 years ago, this upcoming Wednesday, I was at rock bottom; severely depressed, and contemplating my will to live. As I walked out of Citi Field, I saw a crowd around a car. Everything changed for me in that moment. The guy in that car, was Céspedes. That day saved my life.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

Jason Bay would like a word.

Tommy Lugauer

@tommylugauer

10 months

Max Scherzer is the worst free-agent signing in the history of the Mets. Stunk in every single big spot. It was time to move on.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

The comments about Haley Alonso’s physical appearance are insanely disgusting. Shame on anyone saying anything negative about her body.

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1 year

SNY Mets

@SNY_Mets

1 year

Three homers in his last three games. 16 on the season, more than any other player in baseball. Polar Power Mode has been activated for Pete Alonso. 🐻‍❄️

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

Why are there Mets fans congratulating the Phillies for winning the NL pennant? Are y’all okay?

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

If the Phillies and Padres win and move on to the NLCS, it’s not just, “what does that say about the Mets?” but, “what does that say about the Mets, Braves, and Dodgers?” Like, don’t just go after the Mets.

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9 months

I genuinely think he would’ve preferred to still be a Met.

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

9 months

The Marlins have removed David Robertson from the closer's role, via @CraigMish Robertson has a 7.20 ERA in 10 games with the Marlins after posting a 2.05 ERA in 40 games with the Mets earlier this season

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

I’ll never understand the hate people have for Pete Alonso. I don’t get it. I really don’t. He’s a treasure.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

What the ever loving fuck did the Mets do to be the third most hated team in baseball? MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.

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@TheGameDayMLB

10 months

Y'all buying the Yankees being more disliked than the Astros?! 😳 (via @codifybaseball )

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2 years

The media’s ability to tear down the Mets, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, even when the Mets are good, is quite honestly the most despicable act of “journalism” ever. Professionals that flaunt their bias consistently. Absolutely pathetic. Be better.

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

Mets fans should only have to be subjected to one non-SNY broadcast in a weekend.

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@CalmYourMitts

3 years

I’m okay with not seeing most of these guys in a Mets uniform next season.

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🧡💙

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

Buster Olney suggesting that the Mets send down Álvarez when Nido and Narvaez are ready, is on the same level of moronic as all the unnecessary hate Pete Alonso gets.

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

Marcus Stroman liking tweets that seemingly defend Kanye’s antisemitic rhetoric is absolutely disgraceful, and I hate that I ever defended and rooted for him.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

Fried and Verlander shitting in the playoffs, yet the bashing of them is so small compared to what Scherzer and Bassitt received 🤡

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

If you want Buck Showalter to be the next Mets manager, awesome. If you don’t want Buck Showalter to be the next Mets manager, also awesome. You’re not a sheep for wanting him to be, and you’re not an idiot for not wanting him to be. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

The sweet, sweet sounds of Gary, Keith, and Ron 🥹 #LGM

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@CalmYourMitts

7 months

Y’all fucking CRIED when Pete said “throw it again” to Bryce Elder back in June.

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@ATLhoe12345

7 months

the more i look at this, the sadder it looks for harper. staring down probably the nicest, happiest, most beloved teammate on the braves who can’t even speak english to defend himself, all because some playful banter after a thrilling win got leaked. harpers a fake tough guy fr😂

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1 year

It’s legitimately wild how many non-Mets fans get triggered by Pete Alonso’s existence.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

The amount of disrespect that has been directed at Francisco Lindor on here has been disgusting. At his lowest, some of you were so damn cruel and rude. But, to no surprise here, he’s showing every single hater exactly the type of player he is. #LGM

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@CalmYourMitts

3 years

Mets Twitter has really become such an incredibly toxic, intolerable, awful place. It’s sad, honestly.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

The Mets and Mets fans hate you. Trust me, it’s mutual.

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2 years

I hate the Mets

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3 years

I’d say about 90% of the Mets beat reporters are just absolutely terrible.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

I believe the, “Mets are only playing good against bad teams” narrative can be put to rest, yes?

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

Ummm, did Pete Alonso do something to hurt you?

MLB

@MLB

1 year

These guys put the "Power" in Power Rankings. 💪

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@CalmYourMitts

5 years

Just met JD Davis 😊 #LGM

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@CalmYourMitts

3 years

If you don’t love Pete Alonso, you’re wrong.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

You know what happens if the Mets lose this game? We’re angry. We watch the rest of the postseason. We watch happens in the off season. Then Spring Training comes. We’re excited. Then, we’re back at Citi Field for Opening Day. We’re amped. You know it. I know it. #LGM

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@CalmYourMitts

9 days

Found this deal on Mets tickets at Costco!

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

“This isn’t a fire sale” “This isn’t a rebuild” Eppler said this the other day. He lied.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

oh no, a hot thick woman is wearing a bikini to the beach! damn right, I am 😘

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

The biopsy results for the bump I went to the dermatologist for last week came back: BENIGN 😌🙌🏼

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

MY SCHOOL IS 2-0 AT METS GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LGM

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2 years

One month from today I’ll be THREE years sober. Hits me in the feels 🥹

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@CalmYourMitts

14 days

I guess this was yours 6 days ago 🤷🏻‍♀️

Redbirdriot

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14 days

Must be their World Series lmao

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

To the “where was this Chris Bassitt last year” crowd: When Max and Jake were down and out, he stepped up BIG time. You continue to punish him for TWO games out of the entire season. I get it, they were HUGE games, but lets not act like tonight’s performance is a surprise.

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2 years

I’ve come a longgggggggggggg way 🥹

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@CalmYourMitts

6 months

Please, shut the fuck up

B/R Walk-Off

@BRWalkoff

6 months

The Cubs, Mariners and Giants are likely destinations for Pete Alonso if the Mets trade him, per @JimBowdenGM

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

• “Mets won their World Series tonight” • “Mets are still the little brother” • “This game doesn’t matter. Yankees will be playing in October.” • “27 World Championships” • “Yankees still run NY” Did I miss anything?

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

THE SNY INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT GAVE ME A WHOLE DAMN POST 😂🤣

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1 year

Got the shoutout!

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2 years

I’m going to tweet this as clearly and concisely as I possibly can: I. AM. A. METS. FAN.

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@CalmYourMitts

10 months

The Mets took a chance signing Scherzer. It was something 99% of this fanbase wanted, screamed for, and celebrated when it happened. It just didn’t work out the way we hoped. That happens in sports. It is what it is. Wish him well, but onward, forward.

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@CalmYourMitts

6 months

I wanted Counsell, however, I want someone who is committed to the Mets, not the money.

SNY

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6 months

Craig Counsell will reportedly stay with the Brewers if Milwaukee matches the highest offer

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

Jacob deGrom needs to be Jacob deGrom tomorrow.

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@CalmYourMitts

2 years

#MVPete #LGM

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@CalmYourMitts

10 days

Thank you again, @Mets , for such a wonderful time at the ballpark. The whole 6th grade had an absolute blast, just as the 8th grade did two weeks ago!!!!!!!! Me, and the entire 7th grade will see you guys on May 14th!!!!!!!! #LGM 🧡💙

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2 years

The Mets are very clearly living rent free in the heads of Braves fans.

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17 days

Found at Marshall’s. LOL

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@CalmYourMitts

1 year

I’m going to be 4 years sober tomorrow, and the Mets are really trying to test me tonight

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3 years

🖤 + 🧡💙 = 😍

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4 months

I’m so genuinely sorry for you, Yankees fans.

Yankees Videos

@snyyankees

4 months

Marcus Stroman is headed to the Bronx

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1 month

I’ll be 5 years sober in a month. I am a completely different person than I used to be. More authentic and genuine. Secure and confident. HAPPY. I’m so glad I didn’t end up giving up on myself. I’m incredibly proud of who I am.

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2 years

Feeling a lot of emotions this morning. I’m 3 years sober 🙌🏼🎉

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1 year

You want a reintroduction? I’m Lauren. I’m an absolute diehard. I’m an 8th grade special education teacher who works not far from my second home, Citi Field. I have ‘Ya Gotta Believe’ tattooed on my wrist. I’m almost 4 years sober. Mets baseball keeps me going. #LGM 🧡💙

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6 months

I remember the days of going out on Thanksgiving Eve and getting plastered. Now, I’m coming home from work, going for a run, putting on comfy clothes, and hanging out in my apartment — 4 1/2 years sober. Incredible how far I’ve come. Beyond proud of myself 🙌🏼

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8 months

There is definitely crying in baseball. Tears filled my eyes leaving Citi Field tonight, after a remarkable doubleheader sweep. I wouldn’t trade my love and passion for the Mets. I’m proud to bleed the orange and blue, no matter what. Ya Gotta Believe in Believe #LGM

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11 months

He had a “lack of productivity” because he played once, maybe twice, every two weeks.

New York Post Sports

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11 months

Mark Vientos’ lack of productivity, true position led to Mets demotion

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2 years

Being at Citi Field for both games today should definitely count as me atoning for my sins for Yom Kippur

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10 months

There he goes being insufferable again!

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10 months

Pete Alonso signed all of his Home Run Derby baseballs for last night's contest before hitting them into the stands (via @ericwhiteback )

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9 months

Is there anyone better than Gary Cohen? The answer is no.

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2 years

New York pizza is definitely better

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10 months

Pete Alonso better still be a Met by 6:00 pm tonight.

The Athletic MLB

@TheAthleticMLB

10 months

The Mets have been open to trade talks involving players whose contracts are up at the end of 2024. That includes the Polar Bear. Pete Alonso has been available on the market over the last week, sources tell @TimBritton and @WillSammon . More intel:

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8 months

Just met Mookie Wilson, and he is without a doubt the NICEST human being I have ever met.

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11 days

I’m so sick of people shitting on teachers, as I sit here, busting my ass to make sure the entire 6th grade gets to safely experience a trip to the Mets game tomorrow, with food vouchers.

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2 years

Proud to be a New York Mets fan. #LGM

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11 days

Should the Mets have scored more runs? Yes. Should Pete have slid feet first instead of head first? Yes. Was the Cubs catcher in violation of MLB’s blocking the plate rule? Yes. All are true.

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1 year

TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🧡💙

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2 years

Marcus Stroman with another embarrassing start in a Cubs uniform? Funny, I thought the Mets were to blame for all his problems and he was about to show the world how much of a king he is? 🤔

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5 years

MY BIOPSY RESULTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE 😌🙌🏼

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1 year

WE ARE HERE 🙌🏼😍 #LGM

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6 months

Carlos Beltran, Doc Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, Jay Bruce, Bobby Ojeda, Rafael Santana, Chris Capuano, Lee Mazzilli, Neil Walker, David Cone, Ike Davis, Xavier Nady, Robin Ventura, Darren O’Day, Kevin Elster, John Olerud, Jesse Orosco, Todd Zeile. . . just to name a few