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#AmWriting #WritingCommunity #AmReading #HealthyFaithChat FOUNDER DAVID tweets constantly-Chaplain Brad (Special needs)& Rhett Wilson (Writer/pastor) also tweet

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O Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, And nudge me when I've said enough.

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Prayers requested. My daughter's boyfriend in hospital--tested positive for corona virus...his mother also hospitalized.

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“Without Christ there is no hope.” --Charles Spurgeon

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Any doctrine that makes the world your friend is not your friend. --A W Tozer

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What (Stephen) Hawking says in his book The Grand Design is the universe exists because it needed to exist, and because it needed to exist, it therefore created itself..his argument is circular. Nonsense is nonsense, even when spoken by famous scientists. John Lennox #Apologetics

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Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. Corrie Ten Boom

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Give your life to God; he can do more with it than you can! D. L. Moody

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I was talking to my wife over last weekend and mentioned the following: Imagine you were born in 1900. By the time you were 45 you would have gone through a flu pandemic, the Great Depression, and two world wars... And we think we have it tough. #Perspective

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Will you be attending an online/virtual church service this morning? Share with us which service you will "attend"?

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When I consider the cross of Christ, how can anything that I do be called sacrifice? Amy Carmichael

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Anyone else?

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When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. C. S. Lewis

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We need to hear the Gospel every day, because we forget it every day. Martin Luther

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The Christian on his knees sees more than the philosopher on tiptoe. God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. Dwight L. Moody

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Whenever God means to make a man great, he always breaks him in pieces first. Charles Spurgeon

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I have discovered that the people who believe most strongly in the next life do the most good in the present one. C. S. Lewis

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Happy Birthday to my little man today...God is faithful and continues to teach me of His love through the eyes and life of this young man. #specialneeds #DownSyndrome #AutismAwareness

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I am thinking about going into poetry: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Rhyming is hard, Coffee.

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Really bad, right?

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~Chaplain Brad

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The chief reason people do not know God is not because He hides from them but because they hide from Him. John Stott

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#SaturdayMorning #SaturdayThoughts

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Moses spent forty years thinking he was somebody; forty years learning he was nobody; and forty years discovering what God can do with a nobody. Dwight L. Moody

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When Satan tells me I am a sinner he comforts me immeasurably, since Christ died for sinners. - -Martin Luther

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The book I ordered from IKEA just arrived...

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~Chaplain Brad

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If Jesus had fed the 5000 today....or tried... http://t.co/qU7ThnWmJR

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God isn't a talent scout looking for someone who is "good enough" or "strong enough." He is looking for someone with a heart set on Him, and He will do the rest. Vance Havner

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We need to hear the Gospel every day, because we forget it every day. --Martin Luther

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The birth, death, and resurrection of Jesus means that one day everything sad will come untrue. J. R. R. Tolkien

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We're concerned with how things turn out; God seems more concerned with how we turn out. Philip Yancey

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Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." Timothy Keller

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Moses spent 40 years thinking he was somebody; 40 years learning he was nobody; and 40 years discovering what God can do with a nobody. D L Moody

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"OK, OK, hello everyone...Judas, are you on?"

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Monday Lisa

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Apologies but I am canceling #HealthyFaith chat this morning. As I tweeted last night, our daughter's boyfriend is in the hospital, having been diagnosed with the corona virus. We are driving to be with our daughter. Thanks for your prayers.

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How many of you are still working?

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"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." --Glen Scrivener

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Who grew up watching this family?

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When I consider the cross of Christ, how can anything that I do be called sacrifice? Amy Carmichael

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He is risen!

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Christians get very angry toward other Christians who sin differently than they do. Philip Yancey

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Your life as a Christian should make non believers question their disbelief in God. Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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Do you carry or wear a cross?

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Breathe on me, breath of God, Till I am wholly Thine, Till all this earthly part of me Glows with Thy fire divine.

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My favorite hymn is 'How Great Thou Art'-- What is yours? (Old hymns before 1960)

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When I survey the wondrous cross On which the prince of glory died, Our richest gain I count but loss, And pour contempt on all my pride.

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God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. D L Moody

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Moses spent 40 yrs thinking he was somebody; 40 yrs learning he was nobody; & 40 yrs discovering what God can do with a nobody. D L Moody

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“The declaration that science is the only arbiter of truth is not itself a scientific finding. It is a belief.” --Tim Keller

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Time is short. Eternity is long. It is only reasonable that this short life be lived in the light of eternity. Charles Spurgeon

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Satan is not fighting churches; he is joining them. He does more harm by sowing tares than by pulling up wheat. He accomplishes more by imitation than by outright opposition. Vance Havner

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"Christians believe in the virgin birth of Jesus. Materialists believe in the virgin birth of the cosmos. Choose your miracle." -–Glen Scrivener #Apologetics #FridayThoughts @Leestrobel @MarkMittelberg @jwarnerwallace

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A deeply thoughtful and meaningful Good Friday to you

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To fall in love with God is the greatest romance; to seek Him the greatest adventure; to find Him, the greatest achievement. Augustine

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“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.” ―Winston Churchill

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Your life as a Christian should make non believers question their disbelief in God. --Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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Why is the theme of our twitter account and our chats #HealthyFaith ? My co-tweeter Dr. Bill has written a great book: "Healthy Faith"--find more information and/or purchase here:

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This would be a great prayer/New Year's Resolution going into 2022:

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We ought to be living as if Jesus died yesterday, rose this morning, and is coming back this afternoon. Adrian Rogers

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“Only one life, ’twill soon be past, Only what’s done for Christ will last.” ―C.T. Studd

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🤣 ~Chaplain Brad

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How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

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Christianity Today has reported that apologist Ravi Zacharias has passed away at 74. Sadness but joy: a life well lived for his Savior.

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Reminder of this important exegetical principle:

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God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons we could learn in no other way. C.S. Lewis

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He is Risen... ~Chaplain Brad

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Moses spent 40 yrs thinking he was somebody; 40 yrs learning he was nobody; & 40 yrs discovering what God can do with a nobody. Moody

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors & also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. Chesterton.

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"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." MLK

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He is your friend who pushes you nearer to God. Abraham Kuyper

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You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. C. S. Lewis

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God loves us NOT because we're lovable, but because He is love. Not because He needs to receive, but because He delights to give. C S Lewis

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Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. --Corrie Ten Boom

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The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. --C. S. Lewis

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I became a Christian because the evidence was so compelling that Jesus really is the one-and-only Son of God who proved his divinity by rising from the dead. That meant following him was the most rational and logical step I could possibly take. @LeeStrobel

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If you are going to be used by God, He will take you through a number of experiences not meant for you personally at all. They are designed to make you useful in His hands, & enable you to understand what takes place in the lives of others. Oswald Chambers, Utmost for His Highest

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I went to a psychologist friend and said if 500 people claimed to see Jesus after he died, it was just a hallucination. He said hallucinations are an individual event. If 500 people have the same hallucination, that's a bigger miracle than the resurrection. @LeeStrobel

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True or false?

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Moses spent 40 yrs thinking he was somebody; 40 yrs learning he was nobody; & 40 yrs discovering what God can do with a nobody. Moody

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Chuck Norris.... ...uses a stunt double for crying scenes.

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“Nobody ever outgrows Scripture; the book widens and deepens with our years.” Charles Spurgeon

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