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@CDT416_
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Just a lil reminder that I’m still sexy
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4 months
As a black woman who’s been in corporate for 7+ years, I’d strongly advise to still be cautious of these types of managers. Your manager is NOT your friend lol.
@OhHeyImani_
Imani ✨
4 months
I relate to this video so bad. The way I will tell my Gen Z coworkers not to struggle and suffer just because people before them did. There’s so much useless anxiety that’s caused by people who are on a power trip.
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4 months
We should live in a world where real lovers are segregated from mean lovers. Enough is enough😭
@txhirxhjh
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4 months
fast replies in the early stages is a turn off. where’s the suspense? where’s your job?
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2 months
wording this in a way to shame women, but the real conversation should be about why your friends can’t uphold professional boundaries?
@deanuyasha
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2 months
All my gym trainer homies told me they have sex with their clients. So, do with that what you will.
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11 months
Fatphobia is crazy cause one minute nggas were talking about swimming in Jorja Smith’s sewage water but small small weight gain and they’re switching up 😂
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3 years
People always say "love finds you when you aren't looking for it" like ok I'm not looking now where is it?!
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3 years
I really wish people would see parenthood as a lifelong emotional and financial commitment, instead of just viewing it as the next chapter in their lives. It would stop a lot of unnecessary trauma for children who never asked to be here🥴
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1 year
Ever since someone said “he dances like a 5 year old that says ‘watch this’” I haven’t been able to unsee it 😭
@jupitersembrace
morningstar ✭
1 year
This video is killing me like y’all don’t get it
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3 years
Christian Justin is so mature and understanding cause Lightskin Justin woulda cussed her out
@Brieyonce
fragrance and foolishness
3 years
Not her still asking for a hug. Fans are unhinged.
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“Attractive in a delicate way, without being truly beautiful” OH
@_afuaaa
Big S ᥫ᭡.
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I’m gonna need you guys to look up the definition of Pretty, no one should call me pretty again 🤣.
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3 years
Nightclub bouncers can find a spliff hidden in the crevices of my bag but can't find all these fucking needles???
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2 years
I gotta learn the phonetic alphabet properly cause I defo just said "C for Chris Brown" on the phone 💀
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3 months
let’s be honest, the reason most Brits voted leave was 100% fuelled by racism. They didn’t give a toss about the NHS😂
@1chrisENF
CEO
3 months
Nahhh I could’ve told you at 14 brexit was gonna be terrible for the economy but they somehow fooled grown adults with “let’s take back the 350million we give every week!”
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@CDT416_
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5 months
A great book will have you not wanting to eat or go toilet just to finish a chapter😂
@msalli_
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Finished my first book of 2024🫶🏾. 1 down 49 to go😁
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5 months
Very grateful that I got to witness Rihanna’s Unapologetic era in real time
@NoahFentys
Noah 
5 months
Remember when rihanna dropped the pour it up music video and it was banned after exactly 10 minutes?😭
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3 years
As an adult I now fully understand why adults were screwing me and my friends on the bus as a teenager..why are they so LOUD😭
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1 year
How do you serve cu-
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3 years
Sorry that is £783???? Yeah this UK is really not in my future
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3 years
Yeah all girls know exactly what this face means LOOOOL #LoveIsland
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4 months
I’d rather eat jeans than take my man back after he said this😭
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4 months
You’ll think you and your manager are cool but one day they’ll shock you. These kind of managers are Jekyll and Hyde 😂
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1 year
Why are men seeing it as a “gotcha” moment to women cause Oloni is engaged? She’s never advocated for women to not have healthy relationships…she just said women deserve to have orgasms and partners that don’t have skid marks lmao
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3 years
Last year summer was so fun and we were even in lockdown..so why is it now we're free it's boring af :/
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11 months
No one will ever convince me that they were relentlessly bullied by black people for being mixed race in school I’m sorry you really made that up😹😹
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2 years
Can't believe my workplace has forced me to put this rubbish in my bio Kmt just messing up the look
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3 years
Adele cause she's acc a bloke pls
@iam_kiddee
kiddee La baller ⛹🏾🏀
3 years
Who is is more crazy ? Adele in behind her eyes Or Love Quinn in You ?
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3 years
Brixton is so gentrified now it acc gets me angry cause why am I walking through 'the village' and they're looking at ME funny? I'll ruin your Franco manco lunch right now
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6 months
I think this is a good time to address that most men can’t f*nger to save their lives😭
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1 year
Correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like chips and curry sauce in your Chinese order is a oyinbo thing. Idk one black person who gets that😭
@daxdives
dandy
1 year
Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words
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@CDT416_
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2 years
Ekin Su and Davide always lips like they're never gonna see each other again 😭
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8 months
Being friendly = beg
@jxvcee
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What is London math?
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3 years
I feel like hating on Drake has become a personality trait for people cause he's so what???
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11 months
Kady: she’s back welcome back🙃! Molly:
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11 months
@Urgurlwednesday No she’s not stop being weird
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1 month
Win what LOOL? These babes are earning 20k in two weeks, they’re the real winners😭
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3 years
My talking stages always seem to crumble around my birthday..🤔 if you nggas are broke & can't afford my gift just say that😩
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3 years
asked this brudda what he does for a living & he goes "nothing just vibes"...my coochie has never dried up so fucking fast omg
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11 months
@seaofknees_ She ain’t even got no rolls like cmon man 😂
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1 year
If you aren’t aggressive on London transport you’ll acc get no where 🤣
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2 years
I hate the feeling of liking someone cause I'm acc not a neek??
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3 years
Just cut in the petrol station line now everyone's beefing me LOOOOL
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3 years
Drake hate is so forced loool hes unproblematic and literally doesn't bother anyone
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2 months
I’d love to know why bare uk black lesbians are so homophobic 😭 how you calling him a battyman when you nyam front!?
@mimitheblogger
Mimi the music blogger 2.0
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Wait amaria bb and iq are beefing ???
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3 years
"Project Molly Mae" depends on your skin colour pls let's not get ahead of ourselves 😭
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@CDT416_
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10 months
This show single handedly made Netflix what it is today
@DiscussingFilm
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10 years ago today, ‘ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK’ premiered on Netflix.
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having a partner who shares my music taste is so important to me, cause it's not me you'll be side eyeing cause the music went from Vybz Kartel to Artic Monkeys 😭
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@CDT416_
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1 year
A girl that has Beyoncé’s number and knows her on a personal level should not be going through this ghetto shit😭 Halle please know your worth
@RubiRose
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This is why im single
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@dopeypolitics Facts😂 just cause Susan logs off at 3pm and doesn’t get in trouble does NOT mean you can do the same. It’s always one rule for us, another for them.
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1 year
I ain’t ever seen a pretty girl do TOO much over a man. It’s always the uglies😭
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3 years
A simple apology really goes a LONG way with me. That stubborn/lack of accountability shit is just the easiest way of making me never wanna talk to you again 🤷🏽‍♀️
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People naively say this like black people can easily pack up and settle comfortably in any part of the UK. I think the diversity in London makes them forget that the UK is still 82% white.
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3 years
I want Essence and Crocodile Teeth BANNED
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@CDT416_
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3 years
Rihanna's sex appeal is just outrageous
@brethawriter
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I went to A$AP Rocky’s set in hopes of seeing Rihanna. I was NOT disappointed 😭
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I rant about this a lot but Asians dominating black food/hair shops, yet treating black people disrespectfully when they come in said shops will ALWAYS grind my gears
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3 years
Hi Belcalis, pls redo this in London as your guests clearly didn't understand the assignment 🙏🏾
@ribbononmybox
J🫶🏼N 🎀
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3 years
If I was Fikile I would really tell Puleng to hush her gums. Ion wanna come live with you and your brokie family 😭😭
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2 years
Indiyah is definitely the prettiest UK baddie. She’s got that 90s it girl beauty
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Anyone over the age of 21 going to Hyde park today should be immediately jailed
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2 years
What do kids know about shouting "BOGEYSSSSS" in the middle of a busy shopping centre 😂😂😂
@LickshotLippy
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2 years
Dick and dom in da bungalow is one the greatest things this country has ever produced. Better than stone henge and Big Ben
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07:49 uno looooool he defo texted a babe "good morning it's me from last night" and the message bounced back😭😭😭
@Gimz_Lil
ILoVeFa$HioN
2 years
Can’t lie bare girls look lame in person u lots need to stop editing ur pics shits underwhelming
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Are you really from the UK (especially London) if you haven’t watched this film over 10 times???
@realadamdeacon
Adam Deacon
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18 years ago today.
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if your back looks like this dm me, I’m conducting research 👍🏾
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ST🇬🇭
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You can’t body-shame me 😂🥱
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“Attractive in a delicate way” - UK “Pleasing to the eye without grandeur” - US So, in conclusion both definitions are quite cheeky but the British definition is out right disrespectful 😭😭😭
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Oh no Nicki Minaj is exposing a dancehall artist to her millions of fans and helping them become mainstream how dare she!!!
@raz876g
Ry-Sensei
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She knows what she doing, and she does it under the guise of giving dancehall a platform. But she really just waits for a dancehall hit, then takes the song as her own. Imagine you make a song, and then she comes on the remix, and puts it as her song, featuring you
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I hate working so much God pls change my destiny
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11 months
Hate people who do big big shopping in the corner shop. Go to Tesco man Kmt
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11 months
Need to find a fully remote job so I can be depressed in peace 🙏🏾
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11 months
I’d really love to see a styling page for normal people with a 9-5 budget😭 why you telling us to wear £200 jinz, £700 shew and £1600 bag. Tell me what I can wear from SHEIN!
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3 years
Being constantly lusted over is beyond draining. It's like people never like me for me🤧
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2 years
Wait....bundesliga is an actual thing? It doesn't mean nyash??
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1 year
Love when people make kids feel included this is so sweet😭🥺 baby girl is gonna be livid when she feels that threading pain fr though 😂
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3 years
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A bus driver just told a man with a young infant to get off the bus (whilst it's raining) just because he didn't ask his permission to get on the back. But these are the same bus drivers women are being expected to hail down for help? Lol alright
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@sy4hya
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Nah Clint 🤣🤣🤣🤣 uno I love it when u dunk on someone like that 🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
hold up, wait a minute it's a 22🥳♌️
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People get into their late twenties and are like "yup it's time for me to have a child now" but always fail to recognise if they are even emotionally ready and available to be responsible for another human
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@1stBlkHokage I’d just advise you to never get too comfortable. Like for instance if they tell you to not do something by the book, always make sure you still do or make sure you cover yourself with an “as we just discussed” email😭
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2 years
The most annoying eastenders storyline was when Yusuf was tryna force Zainab to go to Pakistan with him. Everyday "we are going to Karachi" brudda YOU go omg😭😭
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2 years
feeling good, living better 🥂
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11 months
Especially back in our school days where lighties/mixed people were glorified. Like Bffr 🤣
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3 years
When he would constantly police what I eat & force me to workout and say it's cause he likes slim/athletic shapes despite him moving to me the way I am😃
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@CDT416_
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3 years
Dear Black people, why do many of you get so excited and impressed when someone non-black does something that relates to our culture? It's giving plantation.
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1 year
sorry but her husband needs to make room for me in their marriage, her hands are blessed!
@mariyyum
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1 year
Mini Chicken Alfredo Pizzas ⏲🎞 the house smells incredibleee
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3 years
having a high sex drive really isn't the flex I once thought it was lmaooo 💀
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3 years
The flag The needle eye gyal
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3 years
He's cuffed or poor
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3 years
Ngl an r&b party would only slap if the DJs are old heads. These new age DJs only know Rock The Boat and This Is How We Do It 💀
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Unfortunately the weirdos of Twitter have found this so before I mute. 1. I’m not a “hit dog” as I’ve never had a trainer. 2. Yes he didn’t mention women but if you have a brain you can clearly see what’s implied here, as most of the comments/quotes are slut shaming women.
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3 years
I love people with no shame tho, your embarrassment is my entertainment keep it up xx
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2 years
You nggas ain't Drake, no one wants your big head yute
@badboybafana
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the new agenda
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esksjdjdjfmtdksnwna😭😭😭😭
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3 months
I GOT MY TICKET I COULD CRY OMG
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These people are going out of their way to infiltrate black platforms to hate on Nella, yet they’ll still deny that it’s rooted in racism lmao
@BET_UK
BET UK 🇬🇧
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We are sending a massive shoutout to our girl @nellarose 💛An inspiring talent who brings joy to her fans showcasing determination, love & 🤣 to those from wherever we are. We are immensely proud of Nella for her resilience, her strength but most importantly her light. #BETUK
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3 years
crocs are on sale for £20 with free shipping fyi 🙏🏾
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3 years
why do Americans say "oxtails" like where does the 's' come from??
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Caribbean fry ups really have my heart
@Mik3z_
El Patron
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Life hack: Marry Jamaican
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Nah I'm not a good woman cause this is making me SCREAM😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Nothing about her is funny or relatable. She’s a problematic nasty piece of work and idk why everyone excuses her behaviour.
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3 years
Me looking at guys talk about the dangers of BBL's like their body shaming hasn't contributed to the majority of women's body dysmorphia 😶
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This app is really not the place to vent your issues, people are mean and will laugh at you 😭
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2 years
why do Londoners always flock to the same countries when deciding a holiday? Dubai, Greece, Cancun Mexico...like why do you like to fly out to see the same people 😭
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