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@BtccManagment

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@BtccManagment
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2 years
Brands Hatch have installed a temporary marina inside Paddock Hill bend which will known as Pad “dock” Hill for next weekends @BTCC
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3 years
if you can have 40,000 people at the Euros who all travel on public transport to Wembley can someone explain why we can’t have 30,000 at Brands ???
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@BtccManagment
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5 years
Following @F1 stewards punishment in Montreal of Vettel they’ve asked Kubica back to ask what the hell was he thinking back in 2007 joining the track like a mad man #btcc
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3 years
Just this right now …… 😔
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2 years
This is Thomas Potter. He is a child who loves racing, he has been subjected to targeted abuse by adults and kids who have learned behaviour from those same adults. Stay strong little man you have a whole racing family who stand beside you #standwithThomas
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3 years
Brands Hatch rush to install a roof, an arch, seating, cramped turn styles and a congested public travel system to see if @BorisJohnson will allow the same number for @BTCC as he does @wembleystadium #btcc
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3 years
@jasonplato proved there is still live in the old dog yet @thruxtonracing #btcc
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3 years
Your chance to own a genuine piece of @F1 history #Masi #AbuDhabiGP
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@BtccManagment
BTCCManagement *Parody
2 years
Just imagine @ASuttonRacing rocking up @krcircuit wearing @LewisHamilton merch. #btcc
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1 year
Anyone that comes on the @BTCC grid and refuses to be interviewed by @LouGoodmanMedia will be forced to be interviewed by @PaulONeill29 as punishment #btcc
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2 years
£299 for a @SilverstoneUK ticket @F1 . With an MSV pass and a couple of visits to non MSV circuits including @krcircuit @thruxtonracing @croft you could do 8 @BTCC weekends for the same cost. #btcc
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@BtccManagment
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2 years
It’s @PaulONeill29 birthday. He’s the reason most grid girls receive mandatory self defence training and pepper spray.
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@BtccManagment
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4 years
*****News Just In***** @PaulONeill29 confirms his stylist has been on furlough since 1999
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3 years
FFS Andy Neate has turned up in Monaco and his wife is blaming the wind/tide/popeye
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2 years
Your daily inspiration….
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4 years
well that’s next years racing screwed..... no not COVID Andy Neate has had his licence renewed 😉 #btcc
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4 years
after @BorisJohnson confirms you can meet with up to 6 people outside from today @PaulONeill29 fan club arrange a meeting ... and have 3 spare spaces ....
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@BtccManagment
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3 years
With @PaulONeill29 and @MelanieCmusic doing Gogglebox can’t wait to see if he actually does any washing up .... #Gogglebox
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@BtccManagment
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2 years
Email from Cosworth, they’ve just realised that 29 of the 30 bhp the hybrid produces is used to flash the fucking blue light !! #BTCC
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5 years
as @tiff_tv steps down from @FifthGearTV and the speaker resigning from the House of Commons their no such thing as coincidence ..
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5 years
bumped into @jasonplato on the way home from @thruxtonracing in Tescos car park .... apparently his parallax meant the car park came at him at a funny angle ..😉 #btcc
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3 years
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5 years
having a meeting today about getting @JadeEdwards9 into @BTCC and what we are gonna do with all the nudey calendars in the TOCA truck should she get in .... #btcc
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3 years
Hoping @JadeEdwards9 is back this year. She brings some glamour to the track, I mean she’s not up there with @TomChilton_ but she’s decent #btcc
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2 years
How to start a rumour … @BTCC 2023 maybe in blue and yellow…
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5 years
right whilst @JadeEdwards9 is not @BTCC she is BTCC. She represents graft, talent and the ability to engage with fans and the corporate alike ... oh and she’s got the hair of a lion ... it’s not over till it’s over ...
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2 years
New Harry Potter film looks decent although some have aged better than others 😉 #btcc
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2 years
MOTD to be presented by @PaulONeill29 and Steve Rider this evening.
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4 years
with @SnettertonMSV limiting attendance to 4000 for @btcc it’s highly likely @TeamHardRacing are not gonna get all their staff in
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5 years
biggest cause of death for men in the UK under the age of 49 is .... suicide ... don’t man up just reach out #somebodycares
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3 years
32,000 in Baku watching the football so I’ve got a plan for 10 days time ....welcome to the People’s Republic of Azerbaijan #btcc
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@BtccManagment
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4 years
Please to welcome @jasonplato back to the paddock ....clean sweep if we get Matthew back ..... #btcc
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4 years
Brands Hatch roll out floodlight system to facilitate @BTCC race 3 in November. The height has been tested to make sure Matt Neil doesn’t bang his head when he gets out of the car and it also lights up the woods on GP loop so Cammish can find his way back on foot #btcc
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@BtccManagment
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3 years
had a chat with @btcc stewards today and we are gonna follow the lead of @F1 and begin handing out 5 second penalties for overtaking…. We reckon @Oulton_Park first race will finish on the following Tuesday
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5 years
happy birthday to @ASuttonRacing . Look what became of this cute little boy .... #btcc
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5 years
We’ve heard @PaulONeill29 has had a bit of a makeover this weekend to become more “Ryder” like #btcc
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2 years
Let’s make it happen, Rider for PM. Can you just imagine the smoothest of PMs question time. The ability to seamlessly link items together during cabinet meetings. Him interviewing the interviewers on TV. #LizTrussPM #RiderforPM
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@BtccManagment
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4 years
just arriving @SilverstoneUK for @BTCC weekend ... warm welcome to the village as always ...
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5 years
Proud to announce that with our partners @itvmotorsport we will be bringing you a new @btcc driver dating show #btcc
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it’s show and tell Saturday here @thruxtonracing for @btcc . @itvmotorsport presenters @PaulONeill29 @timharvey7 and silver Steve bring in their favourite possessions ....
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6 years
as we settle down for a few days after media day it’s important to remember it’s not always a happy reunion. This morning on @ITV @ASuttonRacing was interviewed regarding seeing his ex @cooksport and @ChrisSmiley22 together
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2 years
These new blue lights for hybrid in the @btcc cars and are freaking @PaulONeill29 out @DoningtonParkUK . He thinks it’s the “busy’s” and keeps hiding behind the bins #btcc
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3 years
atmosphere is building at @BTCC awards evening. Hotel cctv confirm Andy has arrived.
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4 years
spare a thought for @timharvey7 today pls ....
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1 year
In fairness even the government warned them …..
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2 years
Breakfast in the TOCA hospitality this morning ……
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3 years
If you do nothing else this evening. Phone, text, WhatsApp whatever the fuck you wanna do. Stop telling people your doors always open, they won’t knock it or even walk in, you have to go to them and keep going, be a pain that’s what real friends do.💔
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3 years
I’ve no idea what’s happening with the hybrid tomorrow but if anyone overtakes @AndrewJordan77 you’ve ruined the planet
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4 years
Matt Neal “Lockdown has been tough but after a few warm ups I’m ready to bounce back @Oulton_Park and get my season underway” #btcc
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BTCCManagement *Parody
1 year
This making there way to @thruxtonracing this weekend be aware that Just Stop Oil/Owy have stapled themselves to the A303. Spokes persons Sybil Rights “ Paul O’Neill sits on his driveway with the engine running talking on his phone… he’s killed 4 dolphins this year alone” #btcc
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BTCCManagement *Parody
4 years
when you get trackside at 07:35 @btcc to get the best view and refuse to move because some twat will put their family big top up in front of you and 300 flags from the 1990s #btcc #notmoving
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BTCCManagement *Parody
3 years
Next years @BTCC going to just insert safety car at random intervals. Then we will use tarot cards to see who we let through ……
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4 years
Dominic Cummings to assist @btcc drivers with a new book on excuses including “that wasn’t qualifying I was just seeing if I could qualify by driving for 30 mins” “I spoke with the team principal but we don’t know if we spoke “ #btcc
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3 years
New @btcc album out with 40 driver excuses… including such classics as “We were on old tyres, We’ve got the pace we just got unlucky with traffic and the all time classic Massive under steer” #btcc
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4 years
Wondered where the scrutineering roller had gone @PaulONeill29 #btcc
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3 years
Ever wondered what happened to the cast of Two and a Half Men
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3 years
if you do nothing else today please familiarise yourself with your brake pedal this morning before you leave you #besafe
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2 years
All jokes aside @PaulONeill29 is a genuine guy and a genuine fans favourite. Glad he’s signed for another year here’s a copy of his 2022 contract
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5 years
We asked six Marshall’s “Hands up if you’ve ever had naughty thoughts about @LouGoodmanMedia ? #btcc
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BTCCManagement *Parody
2 years
With only one week until @Croft_Circuit we’ve just ordered 3000 of these bad boys. We’d also like to take the time to thank them for their sacrifice #bollards4Life
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BTCCManagement *Parody
3 years
Bless you @GretaThunberg thanks for your support. We’ve planted a few trees this year and we’ve got a hybrid so you make sure you keep warm poppet.
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1 year
Great to see @AidenMoffat16 @cooksport @JadeEdwards9 back together after all these years #btcc
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3 years
Kids are expensive #f1 #PrinceAndrew
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4 years
with crowds being restricted to 6, we are still hopeful we can still admit the entire Andy Neate fan club
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4 years
Feel “another” lifetime ban coming on
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3 years
Interesting day at Brands Hatch today with some @BTCC teams commencing early season crash testing #oops
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3 years
Not gonna lie, nearly shit myself when I saw this.
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5 years
this is Barry, he’s just been to @Autosport_Show ... Barry had lots of photos with promotions girls on his iPhone 4. Barry is now back at home with his mother. Barry is also an online sim race under the name StudRacer. Don’t be Barry... #barrysback
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3 years
Still not convinced @JadeEdwards9 actually jumped the start yesterday. We will wait for data before we make judgements. 😳
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BTCCManagement *Parody
4 years
drivers meeting tomorrow coming away from that turn 1 turn 2 bollox.... #oldschool
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3 years
Andy Neate sliding into my DM’s ........ and out the other side ......
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3 years
Confessions time from the Molphin @PaulONeill29
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What’s the greatest motorsport image that’s ever been taken? 📸🔝
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3 years
*** BTCC BREAKING NEWS*** Land mines to replace deadly tyres stacks for the remainder of the season after @BTCC drivers claim amnesia and forget where the tyres are during a race
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2 years
Seems legit
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“paddock wanker” they hang around the back of garages hoping to grab a free grid walk, they’ll happily miss races hoping to get a view of the TV screen through the garage door. Will happily change team merchandise hoping to turn a drivers head #paddockwanker
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5 years
and shortly after this build of Brands Hatch circuit people built houses nearby and complained about the noise
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2 years
Excited to see @naparacinguk new RWD Mercedes #notafocus
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3 years
Snetterton already making preparations for @BTCC in June #btcc
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3 years
Barry “ @ASuttonRacing may struggle in FWD” yeah Barry did you see how shit he was when he won the Clio championship or won races in the MG which was a very old car. Fuck me Barry hope Santa brings you some brains for xmas you twat #btcc #properbarry
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5 years
**Exclusive** what was actually said .....
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would the villages missing their idiots please jump onto social media and claim them back please. Today most of them have run out of old episodes of Star Trek to watch and become racing experts #btcc
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2 years
Throw back to when @PaulONeill29 call sign “GrowUp” and Steve Rider call sign “Grey Goose” just missed out on the final cut for the Maverick movie. ONeills demands of a trailer filled with cycling stuff were rumoured to be the daal breaker.
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BTCCManagement *Parody
4 years
congrats to Andy Neate on having your most successful @BTCC season to date 😉
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Barry’s on FB stating it was a fix as the confetti canons were pre-loaded with red, white and blue confetti. Yes Barry there’s absolutely no other reason the “British” championship would have red, white and blue confetti you cockwomble #btcc
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F*cking inflation ? Or dealership prices ?
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What a time to be alive !! Little concerned, does this guy know anything about electric vehicles ? #btcc #whoareTesla
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5 years
**cough** “Fuck knows Chris.... I’ll take the £1 pls” #btcc
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3 years
I want @PaulONeill29 to commentate on knobheads at petrol stations #scenes
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if you love motorsport you’ll miss Murray Walker.... if you love life you’ll miss Murray Walker #RIPMurrayWalker
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3 years
Getting dressed in the dark and you reach for what you think is the 🎤 on your bedside table @timharvey7 @PaulONeill29 and Steve Rider #btcc
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3 years
So pleased for @DanielRowbottom on winning the Jack Sears. That and juggling DIY SOS it’s been quite the year….
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3 years
What @PaulONeill29 and The Slider actually were saying thanks to our lip reader Fanny Flaps….
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5 years
as @PaulONeill29 is getting older we can’t help thinking he’s morphing into a mini Ryder ...
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as one beautiful ginger decides he no longer wants the throne another decides he does #btcc
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