Bryony 🍉🍉🍉 @BryonyCloud Twitter profile

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@AmazingPhil that your mum sold you to one direction

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@AmazingPhil why did I have to see this with my eyes

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@AmazingPhil my culture is not your costume

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1 year

jesus at the last supper

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1 year

I feel like you’re on a betrayal sort of vibe, broski

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@alistaircoleman i've looked through the comments and still don't understand what a five inch gun is if it's not five inches long

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1 month

it's my 41st birthday on Friday and i just got ID'ed in Waitrose

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6 months

ugh just realised if i'd stayed in the game, paperlilies fans could have been called petals

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2 years

it's so sad realising that when you were younger and older men you thought were nice and cool at the time were actually just creeps. You feel mad at yourself for being naive. But shouldn't every girl get to be naive without some man taking advantage of it?

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2 years

uhhh @Deliveroo I gave the guy my delivery code (it was 69) and he didn't say 'nice'?????? tf

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2 years

To anyone following my Rat Drama over on Instagram, my parents are going to my flat today to investigate further developments (fingers crossed for a dead rat!) - sorry I won't be there to document it myself but I have given them some strict content guidelines

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2 years

The rat has died x

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2 months

@hansmollman I only use men's deodorant and I'll NEVER GO BACK!

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15 days

it's such a relief when you meet someone new at work and they're gay

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2 years

I was sewing in bed the other day and i lost the needle so. not sure what to do about that

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2 months

@ActualKahuna @alistaircoleman Ohhh! Thank you :)

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1 year

oh nooo not my blue check LOL

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11 months

it is really saddening that the concept of calling for a ceasefire is in any way controversial

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5 months

anyway I think I'm ready to get a cat

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4 months

"Show me to me please" is so incredibly deep if you think about it.

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1 year

Show it to me please, send it to me Rachel. Please send it to me

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2 years

Myers Briggs is shaking

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2 years

you were there or you weren’t

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2 years

told my dad I was considering buying a lavender coloured electric toothbrush and he was like "are you sure you're not a gay man"?!??!???? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE SIMON

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2 years

coming soon to twitter: a little graph showing how many people read your tweet while they were on the toilet

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4 months

wait it literally says inspirational quote on colourful background on the colourful background

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4 months

Most inspiring tourism advert I've ever seen. Literally packing my suitcase right now 🛫

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2 years

tis the season for unasked for weight loss small talk

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1 year

Imagine throwing away this level of SEO and brand recognition. There's not even a link to this website on the first page of google

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5 months

my hardboiled eggs in the fridge

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

5 months

Dave Bautista, Stellan Skarsgård and Austin Butler on the set of ‘DUNE: PART TWO’

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1 year

People that message you on Slack with a salutation and then NOTHING else until you respond, whereupon they finally tell you what they actually want.... please don't do that

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2 years

@AmazingPhil 🔪

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2 years

Kpop is the only genre where bedazzled jeans, tits out, sunglasses on and a babushka somehow makes sense

'KNOCK KNOCK!'

@knockknock0408

2 years

KAI - EXO official ins @weareoneEXO

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9 months

what would you prefer?! standing around making small talk wondering when you can leave?!!?!?!

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@_chase_____

9 months

there’s always that person at the party who won’t stop advocating for playing a game. you’ll look away for one second and suddenly they’re gathering up all the cutlery and saying you’re about to play a game called knives

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10 months

Spotify Wrapped needs to be more slides with one piece of info on each one so I CAN CLICK THROUGH rather than having to wait 100 years for it to play up to the bit I want to screencap

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11 months

turns out going outside for five minutes for the first time in three days really did improve my mood goddammit

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11 months

surrounded by haters

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1 year

can't believe that the reason I hated live music events for my entire life was just anxiety. anxiety has robbed me of so many experiences I could have had

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21 days

The library of alexandria is aflame!

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1 year

"So like... what's the deal with that place?" Me after watching the Shining just now

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10 months

last night my 73yo dad said he's sure it's never gotten this dark this early in his life. Something's afoot....

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2 years

I remember one year I was like "in the documentary shorts Oscar noms there's always one that's like 'Riding a Bike in Iraq And It's Raining And You're Gay'" and then they revealed the nominees and one was literally 'Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone (If You're a Girl)'

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10 months

my boss was like 'oh don't worry about coming in to the office for that 8am meeting tomorrow'... my brother in christ I did not even consider it

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2 years

I was being my usual silly goofy self on work slack and the bit I do where I pretend like I'm THE BEST didn't go down well so now the office managers and a bunch of people who don't know me think I'm a conceited douchebag

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2 years

shout out to space heaters for heating space

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6 months

prob already exists but Miss Information would be such a good drag queen name

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6 months

I've been watching original star trek recently. First of all: it's actually so good! I thought it might be boring but it's great. Second of all, I can see why people were writing spirk fanfic and sending it to each other in the mail

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9 months

UPDATED! worst fandoms to get on the wrong side of 1. ARMY 2. vegans🆕 3. sherlock fandom

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11 months

Bryony!?

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11 months

Nicki Minaj reveals her favorite song off ‘Pink Friday 2’ starts with the letter “B” and it has 6 letters. 👀

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2 years

if NCT 127 don't do a show in london soon I'm gonna get back in the dating game and stop being a kpop stan

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2 years

jesus #MyTwitterAnniversary

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2 months

sorry to bring the chief terf to your timeline but someone pointed out that it looks like there's black mould on the walls in her profile pic and I can't stop thinking about it

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2 years

you should go to jail

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2 years

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

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1 year

imagine getting your first job aged 74

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1 year

🎵 the neverending cro-oo-oo-ootch 🎵

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1 year

just brought up KPIs and benchmarks completely unprompted. I am Business Bryony

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6 months

no one talks about the emotional drain of having to explain to a colleague that their idea is bad in a polite way

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4 months

@ansonmount Beyond disappointed in you

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1 year

Good Omens can't end like that???????????????

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2 years

So excited to go back to Tumblr

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1 year

me last week: It's too hot!! I'm finally ready for autumn!!! me now that the sun has completely disappeared and we're in perpetual twilight gloom: :((((((((

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1 year

lil colonoscopy

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1 year

It's Mental Health Awareness Week and I just wanted to say that taking Sertraline has immeasurably improved my life and I feel like I've been cheated out of 30+ years of enjoyment from struggling for so long with worries about literally everything

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I'm so angry at Taeil. Listening to NCT and feeling sick anytime I hear his voice. I hope the victim gets justice

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1 year

I had a dream that three teens broke into my house in cornwall (I do not have a house in cornwall), and I spent the rest of the dream trying and failing to call the police. All phones were too modernised to have a call function anymore! Charlie Brooker is shaking

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10 months

anytime a kpop group has an even number of members you know that one of them got kicked out for a huge scandal like having a girlfriend once or breathing air

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5 months

what a good tweet

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5 months

kendrick and drake just need zendaya to make them kiss

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2 years

I'm horrifically hungover after our work Christmas party (which was last night for some reason), mindlessly watching music videos and it may be due to the raw nerves of my brainstem rn but Candy by Baekhyun is healing me

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1 year

anyone else have that one friend you want to impress so you try and write funny replies to them but then you're like GOD I'M SUCH A LOSER and just don't reply

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2 years

I managed to give myself a nosebleed from blowing my nose too hard truly humbling myself at every turn

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2 years

the other day my neighbour got to talking to me (he's one of those well meaning types who likes to chat when you're trying to take the bins out) and he casually mentioned he is banned from Lidl because he yelled at a guy who tried to explain that they only have self check out 🫥

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1 year

sorry i can't be her

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1 year

Goya-kun, an athletic bitter melon from Okinawa, runs marathons.

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1 year

I'm going to see Twice AND WayV this year!!!!!! #TheYearofBryony

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1 year

that's not very billable hours of you

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10 months

there is something so magical and sacred about discovering who your favourite kpop idol in a group is. I hope sports guys have a similar feeling about their fav players

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9 months

TWENTYYY pounds a month? for this shite?

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10 months

Royal Mail 24 hr delivery is like 'yeah but we didn't say WHICH 24 hours'

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5 months

*looking up literally any random british actor* oh no way, they went to a private school

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9 months

I had to call a plumber who is currently in my house?? As an adult I think there should be special recognition for those as brave as I

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10 months

this is truly so fascinating to me - not only did Trump's mugshot flop, but so did the coronation of King Charles III! These should be generation-defining moments but we're so bombarded with information we just bypassed them

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10 months

kinda wild how much trumps mugshot flopped. both sides tried to make it a thing but it just didn't have the juice. you'd think a mugshot of a US president would go down as a top 3 internet image of all time but it doesn't even crack the top 500. fascinating times we live in

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6 months

I think the princess was paragliding and accidentally fell into north korea and now she's having a torrid love affair with a handsome north korean army guy

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9 months

society if you could put gifs in your out of office on gmail

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2 months

perhaps all these cancellations of people can remind us that everyone is a flawed human and you shouldn't idolise anyone

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1 year

I LIVED IT: Area woman bravely makes it to the office for a 9am meeting

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1 year

I hate when you're misinterpreted but trying to keep explaining is just going to come off like you're digging an even deeper hole, so you just have to remain silent! LET ME OVER EXPLAIN!! I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND

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2 years

A plumber is at my flat to (fingers crossed) fix my washing machine pipe that got chewed by a rat, but I can't concentrate on anything while he is here so I'm gonna live tweet the entire thing

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2 years

my villain origin story is Yoongi not being in the BTS cover of Rainism

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2 years

I'm just gonna come out and say it: mischievous should be spelled and pronounced mischevious. Miss-cheev-ee-ous. I doa the mischeef

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1 year

that's my light up suit - it keeps me safe when I'm jogging through space at night

Latest in space

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1 year

NEWS 🚨: NASA's James Webb telescope has spotted a giant 'question mark' object in deep space

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👉👈 Would you still love me if I was a dune worm🥺

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23 days

BREAKING MY SILENCE: I quite like oasis

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1 year

I can't believe this... this is a hate crime to the poofy dress community. wtf man

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1 year

i will NEVER let this go. the worst downgrade i have EVER seen

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1 year

I would.... read a fanfic about them

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1 year

1 month until ‘BARBIE’ and ‘OPPENHEIMER’ release in theaters. Which will you watch first? See what other movies are coming soon:

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1 year

uhh how dare you skip my Instagram Story... I thought you had a crush on me

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17 days

I never realised before that nanowrimo even had a website much less a team. I thought it was just a thing that people do like halloween

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10 months

i gasped and covered my mouth

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10 months

@lindayaX I feel like your character will have three lines tops when they make a TV miniseries about this

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10 months

I know I'm only going to make it worse by tweeting about it, but twitter keeps showing me hunger games content - like every other post is katniss this peeta that. I don't care about the hunger games and I never will!!!! I keep saying 'this post isn't relevant' but they persist

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2 years

"I don't LIKE the beep beep! I shouldn't have to USE the beep beep!!!" also he doesn't even have an email account so I don't think he will see this but Tony if you are somehow reading this I love you but I am a bit scared

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4 months

it's pride month so here's to the lesbian longing of Chuu's Heart Attack MV

[MV] 이달의 소녀/츄 (LOONA/Chuu) "Heart Attack"

[MV] 이달의 소녀/츄 (LOOΠΔ/Chuu) "Heart Attack"LOOΠΔ [Chuu]LOOΠΔ’s each member with her own distinctive character encounters each other to build up the universe. T...

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3 months

Tories out!! TORIES OUT!!!!! INTO THE GUTTER WHERE THEY BELONG

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