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Christ follower, noted pro athlete dog whisperer, TTU grad. Host @LockedOnRangers . Celebrate the wins. He/Him

Dallas, TX
Joined January 2014
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6 months
Eric Nadel spent the first few months of the season battling mental health struggles to come back and get to call this playoff run en route to the first ever championship. I am so unbelievably happy for him and proud of him for being so open about his struggles
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Righteous Gemstones was a documentary not a parody
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STRONGER MENS CONFERENCE 2024 was one for the books! What an incredible weekend - God moved in powerful ways and thousands of men were impacted! 🙌 We can’t wait for SMC25!
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Nobody hates the Cowboys more than lifelong millennial Cowboys fans who’ve never experienced the joy of being good but have been hated on their entire lives.
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I don’t give a damn!!!! Y’all don’t deserve to watch!! This series is just for me and my friends the rest of y’all can kick rocks!!!!
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Front Office Sports
7 months
The 2023 World Series is on pace to be the least-watched ever 📉
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MLB dot com’s new favorite player.
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3 years
Whether you’re vaccinated or not, the CDC still highly recommends saying “ohhh big stretch” every time your dog does a big stretch.
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5 years
Harrison Barnes was the best player on the Mavericks during the worst years in the franchise this millennia. He embraced the community from day one and was out helping in the aftermath of the downtown shooting before he signed his contract. He deserved much better than this.
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If the reigning World Series champion Texas Rangers sign Shohei Ohtani I will become the most insufferable person on the planet.
@WritingRangers
Writing For the Rangers
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Imagine if we land the Unicorn…..
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Great trade imo
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We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.
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2 years
Big 12 fans carrying Oklahoma’s corpse to the SEC
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7 months
John Smoltz when Pfaadt gives up 3 runs: Actually this is the greatest pitcher of all time. John Smoltz when Max Scherzer gives up 0 runs: This is the worst pitcher I've literally ever seen.
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5 months
Ah man, Cowboys getting worked? Time to watch Marcus Semien’s Game 5 homer again and immediately forget any sports pain
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7 months
I would have the Cowboys go 0-17 for half a decade for one Rangers ring
@JasonOrOfficial
Jason Perkins
7 months
Would y’all trade a 9-8 Cowboys season for a Texas Rangers WS championship?
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Luka Dončić dropped 42-7-9 in his first NBA playoff game. He did that when his second star got ejected on a bad call in the third quarter. He also did it while being guarded by Paul George, Kawhi Leonard, and Pat Beverly. He’s the best 21-year-old in NBA history. Full stop
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Happy anniversary to the greatest tweet of all time
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St. Louis Cardinals
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We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.
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7 months
FOX stop showing me a flash flood warning I literally don't care if I get swept away by biblical waters I am watching the Texas Rangers in the World Series. Get this crap off my screen
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1 month
Sir, Adolis García has hit another home run against the Astros
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7 months
I think the Rangers won the trade
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St. Louis Cardinals
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We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.
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7 months
The Rangers are 1 win away from making John Smoltz cry and scream out of anger on live television.
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7 months
They were wondering what it’d be like if the Astros don’t get their ass kicked in Game 7. I guess we’ll never know
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2 months
Happy birthday to Adolis García, who hit the greatest walk off home run in the history of baseball. Shoutout to @gdpunk77 for this amazing edit that still gives me chills.
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6 months
The moment Corey Seager went from efficient baseball robot to eternal Texas Rangers legend 👑 📷 USA Today
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4 years
I think I found a more ridiculous homer celebration.
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7 months
THE TEXAS RANGERS HAVE SWEPT THE 99 WIN RAYS AND 101 WIN ORIOLES AND ARE GOING TO THE ALCS!!!
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5 months
The CFP is so obvious, idiots. Here is my top 4: 1 Texas 2 Rangers 3 Won 4 The World Series
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Dirk is getting MVP chants in San Antonio as he shoots free throws. Unbelievable.
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7 months
John Smoltz: "Analytics say the scoreboard doesn't matter." Why does this man get to be on the biggest broadcasts in the sport and just lie to fit whatever dumb narrative he wants to push?
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John Smoltz: Looking back at this it's gonna look like a domination and it hasn't been. Disrespectfully, John, shut the hell up.
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5 months
Love the Rangers being on here
@JayCuda
Jay Cuda
5 months
did u win a game in november
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I hope someone shows the Rangers players all the videos like this so they know what kind of an impact they’ve had. There were thousands of moments like this on Wednesday night. Some filmed, some not. But I hope they realize how happy they made us all.
@jdsailors
Master of Activities
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Damn I’m glad this video exists. World Series Champs bby
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7 months
I need an Adolis Garcia injury update more than I need air.
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3 months
This home run?
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Adam J. Morris
3 months
Watching the Corey Seager home run still gives me goose bumps.
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6 months
Beaming forever looking at this pic.
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BaseballHistoryNut
1 year
I’m all about having fun playing a kids game, but yea, I don’t like this at all from Wander Franco
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@DragonflyJonez This one always gets me
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This is my favorite thing in all of baseball. Having a mound visit to discuss how to pitch a guy only to give up a homer on the very first pitch. It’s beautiful.
@localguy76
Freelancer
4 months
"I think they're deciding right now if they wanna put Seager on base..."
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2 years
Aaron Judge while being simulcast on college football games the past 2 weeks: 2-11, 7 BB, 1 HBP, 6 K, 0 home runs .181/.526/.181 slash line
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7 months
Absolutely sensational call. Anyone slandering Eric Nadel at any time can catch these hands forever. Him spending the first couple months of the season away getting his mental health right to get to call THIS run makes me a sappy, emotional mess.
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5 years
Ben Bishop gotta be upgraded to Ben Pope this series
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7 months
One of the billion great things about the Rangers beating the Astros in the ALCS is that Rangers fans don’t have to argue with Astros fans for the next year. Simply tweet this image and respond “L” and move on with your day.
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6 months
Bruce Bochy has the chance to give the Rangers the best delayed apology ever.
@TDISportsClips
This Day In Sports Clips
6 months
November 1, 2010: The Giants win the franchise’s first World Series since 1954.
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This is ridiculous
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6 months
Good morning to Nathan Eovaldi, Corey Seager, Marcus Semien, Josh Jung, Evan Carter, Mitch Garver, Nathaniel Lowe, Leody Taveras, Jonah Heim, Travis Jankowski, Josh Sborz, Bruce Bochy, Chris Young, Jon Daniels, AND THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPION TEXAS FREAKING RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Keeping Jordan Montgomery in a Texas Rangers uniform for a long time has to be a huge priority, if not top, this winter.
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6 months
Exactly 7 days ago the greatest thing to ever happen to mankind happened.
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A DFW sports team beating a Phoenix-based sports team reminds me of the time when the Texas Rangers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks in the 2023 World Series.
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My favorite part of the Super Bowl was when the Dallas Mavericks traded for Kristaps Porzingis.
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7 months
Analytics is the sports equivalent of woke. The people who talk about it most have no idea what it means but use it as a catchall term to complain about things they don't like.
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7 months
John Smoltz: "Analytics say the scoreboard doesn't matter." Why does this man get to be on the biggest broadcasts in the sport and just lie to fit whatever dumb narrative he wants to push?
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Remember that one time when the Rangers annihilated the Astros in Game 7 of the ALCS? I really enjoyed that.
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There are zero days until pitchers and catchers report!! Fun fact: zero is the number of road playoff games the 2023 Texas Rangers lost en route to their first World Series championship!
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The Rangers suffered injuries to 5 current all-stars and 2 pitchers with a combined 5 Cy Youngs yet still won 90 games and were a tiebreaker away from winning the division. They also had one of the best run differentials in all of baseball. They’re not some lucky scrub team.
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Jake Mastroianni
7 months
Everyone called it sour grapes when I pointed out after the NLDS (and had said it before then too) that this postseason severely diminishes 162. Now all I see people saying today is that 162 means nothing. Again, this is BAD for MLB in the long term.
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Imagining a 2025 Rangers rotation of Jacob deGrom, Shohei Ohtani, Nate Eovaldi, Jack Leiter, and Jon Gray has me beaming like a madman.
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Retweeting bc today is game 1 of the season and this was my favorite game 1 of anything ever
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greyson
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Adolis Garcia, but Moneyball #GoAndTakeIt #WorldSeries
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DFW teams kicking ass in Phoenix: just a common occurrence.
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6 months
I love that they still haven't deleted this
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Houston Astros
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What's understood doesn't need to be explained.
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ADOLIS GARCIA HAS MORE POSTSEASON RBI THAN DAVID FREESE!!!! GO TO HELL DAVID FREESE!!!!!!!!!
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Joshua Ryne Jung: Red Raider, All-Star, World Series champ. What a first full year in the big leagues.
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There are only two days until Opening Day. Fun fact: two is the number of runs scored on this home run from Corey Seager!
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1 year
Good morning to the Texas Rangers who are alone atop the AL West with the second-best record in the American League.
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5 years
JUSTIN Jackson makes his first shit as a Dallas Maverick
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The Texas Rangers to become a dynasty
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Huriam 🕊
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wtf do men want?
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I'm so incredibly happy for all these players, but none moreso than Adolis Garcia. Down the stretch in 2021 when this team was hopeless and unwatchable, when Joey Gallo was traded and every game was so painful Adolis Garcia was there busting his ass every single day. What a guy
@BallySportsSW
Bally Sports Southwest
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"It feels good, we've been waiting for this moment...We're a family." EL BOMBI Adolis Garcia celebrating this amazing moment 💥 @Rangers | #StraightUpTX | 📺: BSSW
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@_Talkin_NBA @NickFriedell Huge respect to Nick here for pushing on this and keeping a level head and trying to rationally explain the negative impacts of Kyrie’s actions.
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That baseball game sucked but exactly 6 months and 8 minutes ago this happened
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6 months
Good morning to everyone who has ever cheered for the World Series champion Texas Rangers 🏆
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7 months
God now the broadcast is bitching about the playoff format again. Maybe the "good" teams should try not getting their asses kicked instead of whining about having time to rest and heal.
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Brice Paterik
3 months
The Super Bowl is a championship game which reminds me of the time the Texas Rangers won a championship just 3 months ago
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Two years later he’s a champ. Seems like the deal worked out pretty well
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
2 years
BREAKING: Star shortstop Corey Seager and the Texas Rangers are in agreement on a 10-year, $325 million deal, sources familiar with the situation tell ESPN.
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Rangers playing in a blowout? FOX: BETTER LET EVERYONE KNOW THEY BLEW THE DIVISION ON THE FINAL DAY OF THE SEASON NOT EVERYONE KNOWS!!!
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Rangers’ five game winning streak is over. Oh well. Remember when this happened?
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Brice Paterik
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Scherzer hurt, deGrom hurt, Langford struggling and hurt, Jung hurt, Eovaldi hurt, Foscue hurt, Bradford breakout then hurt, Dunning turns a corner then hurt, Robbie Grossman back. The World Series takes a heavy toll.
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Good morning to Dane Dunning, Adolis García and the first place Texas Rangers
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6 months
If Bochy doesn’t win literally just stop giving awards to anyone bc they will mean nothing.
@MLB
MLB
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Your 2023 @officialBBWAA AL Manager of the Year Award finalists: Bruce Bochy Kevin Cash Brandon Hyde
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Was he also upset about this pitch?
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@PHNX_Dbacks
PHNX Diamondbacks
7 months
“They got to tighten it up. I don’t want to make a huge deal of it. I can go throw my hat in the office, I may or may not… I probably will.” Torey Lovullo doing his absolute BEST to avoid getting fined for speaking on the home plate umpires ball/strike calls.
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Brice Paterik
5 months
$325 million of the best spent dollars in human history
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6 months
Win it for him.
@randomhomers
Random Homers
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Prince Fielder - 05/29/2016
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2 months
So far today Evan Carter has hit a leadoff homer, hit a grand slam and robbed a home run. That was just in the first two innings.
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Brice Paterik
4 years
Cowboys are the most relatable team because everyone gets wrecked by bills at the end of the month.
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6 months
Sure the rangers don’t need Ohtani. And I don’t need to date Margot Robbie and inherit a trust fund. But it sure would be nice, wouldn’t it?
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Note Hunter
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@BricePaterik Rangers don't need him
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I'm genuinely wondering if FOX got any talking points about the Rangers' season other than they lost the division on the last day of the season
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7 months
the copium reserves have officially run dry in houston. i will never stop laughing about this
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4 months
Pitchers and catchers report a month from today. ⚾️
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5 months
Why am I cryin in da club? (again)
@gdpunk77
greyson
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Adolis Garcia, but Moneyball #GoAndTakeIt #WorldSeries
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thinking what if in this game doesn't hurt me any more. this WS cured so much more than therapy ever did.
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Random Homers
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Josh Hamilton - 10/27/2011 🍁 Postseason 🍁
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Former Ranger and Angel C.J. Wilson had some fairly critical comments on the Angels responding to an article about Shohei Ohtani’s injury last night. Imagine spending $240 million on a future HOFer but deeming $70K too expensive to help keep him healthy.
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Dirk yells “I’m OBJ” as he tries to catch a one-handed pass from Patrick Mahomes. #MFFL | #ChiefsKingdom
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Last time the Rangers played a baseball game this happened
@Rangers
Texas Rangers
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THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
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I have watched Adolis hit this homer probably at least 150 times and I can't imagine a world where I ever get sick of it.
@Rangers
Texas Rangers
5 months
No words needed. #WentAndTookIt
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It was the shortest offseason in franchise history because the Texas Rangers won the 2023 World Series. People forget that
@Rangers
Texas Rangers
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Shortest offseason in franchise history ends tomorrow.
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4 months
Adolis wants a nice salary and he should freaking get it. Haggling over $2 mil for a guy coming off a historic postseason to win a team its first championship is such an embarrassing look.
@Evan_P_Grant
Evan Grant
4 months
Of all 23 arb eligible players who did not reach agreements with their clubs Thursday, the $1.9 million gap between the Rangers offer ($5M) and Adolis García, who filed at $6.9M is the largest.
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Brice Paterik
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Someone lock Aroldis Chapman in a broom closet so Bochy isn't tempted to use him on back to back days.
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Brice Paterik
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Me, watching the Astros’ downfall
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@Chandler_Rome
Chandler Rome
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The Astros lost 3-1. They are 7-19. Houston has lost five in a row, 12 of its past 15 and just got swept for the fourth time this season. This is the Astros' worst start since 1969.
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Brice Paterik
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Josh Jung is simply the greatest defensive third baseman since Adrian Beltre and he wasn't a gold glove finalist bc the voters are jealous of how handsome and and talented he is. It's the only rational explanation.
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Brice Paterik
8 months
Good morning to Andrew Heaney, Jonah Heim and the first place Texas Rangers WHO ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!
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The Texas Rangers are going to win the 2023 World Series.
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4 years
Luka makes his signing with Jordan Instagram official. #MFFL
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“But why isn’t Wyatt Langford raking yet???” This might be why
@CodifyBaseball
Codify
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Wyatt Langford has had 15 out-of-zone pitches called strikes against him this year and that leads all MLB hitters.
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Brice Paterik
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You seem to care since you’re tweeting about it 3 months after it happened during the deadest part of the offseason, my dude. Thanks for the two aces, though, Mets guy.
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Conor
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Serious question, does anyone outside of rangers fans remember (or even care,) that this happened? Has to be one of the least memorable World Series
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Brice Paterik
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Josh Jung is absolutely trying to bring back the claw and antlers and we need to encourage him in it.
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