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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Daily reminder: it gets easier with money. Not time.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

My parents house.

Moe

@moneyacademyKE

1 year

Let's talk. Which supermarket has the most affordable pricing?

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

9 months

With all due respect. Fuck everyone that voted for this government.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

6 months

My Dad would slap me very hard.

Oscar

@makupa_

6 months

My boy Kevin was killing it at the wedding few weeks ago.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Crazy how the older you get the more you stop judging people .. you realise over time, most things aren't black or white.. the colours are often blurred and in fact we all colour outside the lines.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

7 months

End year fatigue. It's getting increasingly difficult to get out of bed in the morning. Yoooh😩

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

I still believe in loving and being faithful to one person, and I refuse to let this generation take that from me.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Regardless of which side you're on; As Kenyans we have lost.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

I'm so so so jealous. We're going through our Idi Amin era😭

Mihr Thakar

@MihrThakar

1 year

Tanzania 🇹🇿 is going through their Kibaki era.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 months

I envy my parents. Those guys grew up when life was sweet. Everything was affordable. Had jobs straight out of school, cheap mortgages, cheap cars, went to boogies with 100bob and came home with change. For us its just Pandemics , Wars and worst of all Ruto😩

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

11 months

My twitter used to be more fun before this govt came into office. Now I'm just an activist🤦🏾‍♂️.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

EABL threw the biggest bash this country has seen. My body aches.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

9 months

I prefer the President that got drunk. We were happier.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

The peace I have now is worth everything I have lost.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Most weddings I've attended the couple receive pots and mwikos for gifts. How are we not talking about the title deeds and cheques that were flowing in plenty. Yesterday was for 1000 wueehs per second🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🔥🔥🤣

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

I guess I'm a brides maid (man)🤣 never felt more honoured and humbled than to stand with you during your day sis. @MelissaNimo . Already practicing the cuff it challenge🤣 .🥂 #imahumblemen

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

If you know good Chinese food then its definitely not the best restaurant out there ... but in terms of value for what you pay .. sure. It's a mass market eatery and doesn't pretend to be anything else and for that- kudos to them.

Gin Haiko🤯

@mburuBenso

2 years

For You Chinese Restaurant is the only restaurant in this Nrb that deserves the hype it gets .

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 months

Hats off to anyone running a business in this country. Cause yoooh😤

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

We'll plan after elections is my new go to phrase 😂

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 years

WE THANK GOD TERRY ORLALE HAS BEEN FOUND

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

"The best part about money, is not having to think about money. Its not about the cars, the jewellery, the flex... it's about the security".

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

From Friday 3pm we only play Burna boy in the office.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

10 months

We all need a hardship allowance to live in this Nairobi.🤕

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

So this is the soft life yall been on about😉 Happy Valentine's day in advance tweeps🧔🏾🤙🏾🛀

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

"You look happier" A top tier compliment.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Congratulations sis. God did. @MelissaNimo

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Best thing about eating your own money.. You don't need table manners.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

11 months

"Fuel is currently too high for you to drive all the way to the office just to say, "nothing from my end" in a meeting". 😅🤦🏾‍♂️

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Same I'll also be speaking at Milan 😂

Confidence Staveley

@sisinerdtweets

2 years

Speaking in Milan and Washington DC next week ! 💃🏻

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Someone just said "move to the next sride".. (instead of slide) and I was the only 1 that burst out laughing. It is at that moment I realised I'm still very immature. And I'm okay with it.🤣🤣

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

8 years

When you cant sleep at night, have you ever thought its God saying "We need to talk, now that you have time"..

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 months

I used to respect this guy. What a fool he has become. Sad.

Hussein Mohamed, MBS.

@HusseinMohamedg

5 months

Press Release:

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

My boss (Mum) told me she's proud of me today after a meeting I absolutely bossed, - those words meant the world. Family business is often viewed as a walk in the park but most dont realise that often your parents are the hardest 2 get approval from- as expectations are so high.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Give yourself grace, give people grace. The greatest men and women to walk this earth were also the most flawed. We're all struggling but we are also growing.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

If you still have money after this 5 day weekend. You're deep state.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

You're never too important to be nice to people.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 years

Just hired someone today after a series of interviews and she legit almost broke down in front of me. Learning never to complain- what you take for granted is a miracle for the next person.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

6 months

So overwhelmed by the love I've received today. Thank you!! Happy birthday to me! 31, what journey , if life has taught me anything its to bash. Enjoy the time and the moments you have with loved ones. Be authentic. And laugh. Alot.🤣 Prepare to be sick of me🍻😅 Love yall✌🏽

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Enroute to pick my car from wherever I left it on Saturday 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

First of all, it's important to note that I'm a big deal.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

I'm a good men , I'm a humble men, I'm a hardworking men and most importantly I'm a sober men.. Happy new week.🙏🏾😅

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 months

We elect shamba boys.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

You deserve nothing but the best my queen. We thank God for everything .❤🙏🏾

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Personally I speak to myself , so it's always a bash. 😅

feyisayo 💸

@feyiszn

1 year

If you live alone, you can go 5hrs without saying a single word 😂

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

11 months

Unfortunately this is not a Friday vibes tweet. Just a reminder that we're living in Kenya's darkest days. Be your own light.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

I think even the neutrals/undecided will admit that Karua poses a very credible and formidable choice. Congratulations #marthakarua

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

I really embarrassed myself yesterday when Nviiri came on 😅 I've never behaved like a fan like that🤦🏾‍♂️ Shiiet how embarrassing, I'm also a celeb.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 months

They're obvs not the target market. If they wanted portions for that price they could've gone to Faugo Gaucho . Please normalise staying in your lane.

Francis Gaitho

@FGaitho237

4 months

Two ladies tried out Gideon Moi’s Lord Errol restaurant in Runda and complained about the food portions despite the high cost of 5k/plate. Maybe hidden gems is short for ripoffs?

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

Today will be a good day and everyday thereafter of this week . In Jesus name. Amen.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

It's important to note that you're living inside one of your answered prayers, while you wait for your next one. There's always a place for gratitude. 🙏🏾

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 months

I honestly can't wait for 2027. 5am pap. I'll be on that line to remove this tyrant. Anyone is better than him.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

He's giving Mayweather vibes.

Ahmed Mohamed ((ASMALi))

@Asmali77

2 years

Where is this kid?

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 years

Its funny how some people think Jalum and Adam are different people. Please ladies be warned. Its the same rat on Thika Super Highway.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

I'm sorry but Rema really wasn't it. Not the artist but: The disorganisation. The event. The VIP. Poor form ngl. Thank goodness for my boy @kimkasule and my other boy Gilbeys. We really made the most of a big nonsense. Still drunk.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Dear Lord, heal our land. News is so depressing nowadays.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

6 months

Must be nice being proud of your country. 😮‍💨

Ian Rusagara

@IanRusagara

6 months

What a concert! Wow! Never limit this country. #VisitRwanda

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

I've always said.. Ugandans invest in experiences. Kenyans in alcohol. We're constantly too sloshed to demand better.

Fenon Records

@FenonRecords

1 year

The @BoyzIIMen Production is ready. The #FenonEvents ninjas on this one @mtnug @CapitalFMUganda @johnniewalker_ @dfcugroup @RadioAfricaKE

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

Chadwick's unfortunate demise is teaching me,we often wish we could be like others, have what they have. But we really have no idea what people are struggling with. The glitz and glam is never the full picture. Stay in your lane, work on your goals,&Always remain grateful 4 life.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

All week we have PUSHED. Today is Friday , today we PULL, We PULL ENJOYMENT!!😂😂

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

Make happiness a priority, Even if it makes others uncomfortable. You're the only 1 that walks in your shoes.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

As you grow older you realise the sacrifice and hard work that it took for your parents to give you the life you have. Today I appreciate my mother. Happy birthday to the woman that moulded me. I'm still a work in progress , but she definitely set the wheels in motion ❤

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

One day we'll leave this life behind, so live a life you will remember.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

CONGRATULATIONS UNCLE MACHUA WAITHAKA!!!! MP ELECT KIAMBU TOWN!! WHAT A JOURNEY!🥳🥳🔥🔥 @MelissaNimo

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Act like you can't afford the bread, until they find out you own the bakery. Stay humble, keep working. 💪🏾

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

Sad reality that Kenyans will rarely elect serious individuals like Mutahi Kagwe, Mukhisa Kituyi & Martha Karua into high office. Crazy to think these are 3 patriots that lost in the elections. Next election I don't care if I'm in the minority. They are the benchmark.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

7 months

I'm really enjoying myself in this ka life of mine😅

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Inauma inauma lakini nitazoea.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

If Shensea comes to Kenya we actually need a public holiday!

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

Thank you God for allowing me to pay my staff on time during this tough economic environment. HIS name be exalted.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 months

Man this baba guy is such a sell out. But Ruto remains the no. 1 enemy of the people.. He will go home , with or without Baba, 2027 is my birthday all year.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

3 months

IN PICTURES: Uganda President Yoweri Museveni meets Raila Odinga and President William Ruto at his Kisozi country home, Uganda

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

A Queen & Mentor was born today. Happy birthday Mama!

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Need to be in a pool with a bar sipping on something strong telling the bartenders how I'm going to get them jobs in Nairobi 😅🍻

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money 😫😅.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

Peace of mind is the real bag. Secure it.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 years

When 4 of your exes get engaged in the space of 3 months you begin to realise where the problem lies. 😂. 2019 was an L🗑️.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

3 years

When praying for that Job, also pray for a working environment that won't lead to burnout, depression and regret.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 years

Oh btw- For all your office parties..end of year shindigs...& even engagements😉😂 I got you.. 360 support- Lighting , Sound, furniture, catering, bar service & Entertainment. Handled events for 50- 5,000pax Retweet my next client could be your ex. Lol. (That part is a joke). 🤣

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Trusting God for a good week. Let's get it 💪🏾

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

Wow waking up on a Saturday morning without a hangover. This is top shelf living . Tomorrow I've got to dabble in the bottom shelf.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

Catching vibes with mine. Valentines was lush .

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

6 years

Check out my small sister, President of the Warwick Africa Summit, hosting Africa's richest man and woman , Aliko Dangote & Isabel dos Santos, Nigeria's VP Yemi Osinbajo among other leaders. Discussing policy & matters affecting the continent. Take a bow small sis, take a bow.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Someone PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DAY IT IS!!

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

5 years

I really want to know what the people running our economy got in their Alevels 😔

Robert ALAI, HSC

@RobertAlai

5 years

How Government Order For Parastatals To Surrender Money To Treasury Will Cripple Economy – David Ndii

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

8 months

Gen Zs will never know how a Thursday/Friday like this @ Mercury would be jumping. Wueeh.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

My New Year resolution is to remove all toxicity from my life. Starting with @ZukuAmazing .

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

9 months

Everyday since Kenya Kwanza came into power ; has been the worst day of my life.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

Friends .. at this time.. please pray for business owners.. pray particularly for those in retail, supermarkets, salons, shops, restaurants, bars , malls.. These are people that are wondering how they're going to pay their workers at the end of the month if people stay at home.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

4 years

2020: Success is going to slap me so hard I'm going to have to turn the other cheek.

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

1 year

Happy to announce that my toxic relationship with @ZukuAmazing has finally come to an end. It's not me it's them. Moved on to my new baby girl @SafaricomPLC . 😉😅

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai

2 years

"I only want people in my life who love the shit out of me, in my face and behind my back."

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Brian Mungai

@BrianMungai