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RIP Paul O’Grady.
In 2021 he gave an interview:
Q. Which living person do you most despise, and why?
A. Every single stinking member of this lying, self-serving government.
Spot on, Paul. We’ll miss you, champ. 😔
#PaulOGrady
First they came for Dan Wootton. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Then they came for Patrick Christys. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Then they came for Darren Grimes. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Then they came for Nigel Farage. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Then no-one voted for Loozza Fox. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
Then GB News closed down. 🤷🏻♂️🤣
And we all lived happily ever after. The end. 🥳
Breathtaking how she has the brass front to show her face at the Cenotaph after yesterday’s disgraceful scenes. She has betrayed Britain and dishonoured our war dead.
#SewerellaBraverman
#ShameOfBritain
Top of my list would be corrupt, avaricious shysters who abuse their elected positions to line their own grubby pockets. Am I right… or am I right? 🤷🏻♂️
#ScottBenton
#Recall
I’m three years older than Lee Anderson, so I grew up in the same England that he did. This imaginary rose-tinted world that he hankers after never existed in our lifetimes. Poverty in the 1960s and 70s was awful. The NF was active in my school and our town - vicious racist scum.
So, thanks to the good folk of Wellingborough, the Boners’ taxpayer-funded gravy train has finally run out of track. Boner’s wife-substitute, Helen Harrison, has learned the hard way that tickets to ride are not transferable. Bye bye and Mind The Gap!
#Wellingborough
#Boners
What is the point of tough immigration enforcement if we can’t deport a ‘dangerous conspiracy theorist’ like Dan Wootton back to his native New Zealand? I’m sure the good folk of Lower Hutt near Wellington would be delighted to have him back and offer him a very warm welcome. 👏🏻
The Right Horrible Thérèse Coffey is doomed, isn’t she? Out as deputy PM very shortly. Hopefully also out as SS for Health and soon to lose her seat in the coming general election massacre of the Selfservative Party.
Fun Fact! DWP boss Thérèse Coffey believes in keeping work and pensions in the family. Since 2015 she has employed her sister Clare in her parliamentary office, funded by the taxpayer. I bet that job wasn’t advertised down the local Jobcentre Plus, was it Thérèse? 🤔
I’ve never been a fan of Philip Schofield, but I’m not remotely convinced that this saga is worthy of televised Parliamentary committee hearings. Our rivers and coasts are polluted with raw sewage; families can’t afford to feed kids; we’ve been defrauded of billions. Get real! 🤬
What I really find disgusting about the corrupt Johnson cult is not the bloviating, lying creature at the centre of it. He’s a well-known quantity: liar, cheat, racist thug etc. No, it’s the fawning, soul-selling, cringing lackeys, spivs & toadies queuing up to lick his boots.🤮
Surely someone who doesn’t pay their income tax but buggers off to Dubai for five years before crawling back to Britain in order to declare bankruptcy to avoid paying £700,000 owed to all of us shouldn’t still have an honour like an OBE? Just saying! 🤔
#JimDavidson
#OBE
Got sad news today. After seven years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of training & money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
It’s fish n’ chips Friday. When I placed our order over the phone I did ask the woman at the chip shop if the fish was ‘happy British fish’ as Jacob Rees-Morgue claims. There was a pause. “He’s a right twat, isn’t he?” she sniggered. “All I know is the fish is dead.” Good call!
Neither Johnson nor Arcuri are ‘victims’ in this shameful affair. Both deserve to be investigated by the police and, if criminal offences have been committed, prosecuted. In any normal country with the rule of law, Johnson would have resigned by now. Downing Street is a cesspit.
During the long hot summer of 1976, pervy Stanley Johnson conned the family’s two young au pair girls into spending their time stark naked in front of all the kids. Then he had sex with one of the girls. The children witnessed it all. Wife left him in 1979. Can’t imagine why. 🤬
This bust of failed prime minister Al ‘Boris’ Johnson, carved out of pure butter, is a work of genius. As soon as things start to heat up, it will melt away into a pool of slimy, rancid fat, thus resembling the real thing even more closely.
It costs £84,144 per year (plus expenses) to keep a Tory MP in Parliament. It only costs £44,640 to keep one locked up in prison. You do the maths! Bargain. 😀
#ToryCorruption
#LockThemAllUp
Let’s face it, 2022 has been a really shitty year so far. Pretty much everything that could go wrong has. And then, unexpectedly, out of the doom and gloom comes one bright shaft of light that warms the heart and renews hope... Tory thug Jonathan ‘Caveman’ Gullis gets sacked. 🥳
The highlight of the day for me will be seeing the Right Horrible Thérèse Coffey MP clearing her desk and dragging her sorry arse onto the backbenches. Next stop - the local JobCentre.
#SavetheNHS
#CoffeyOut
A tale of two justice systems… 🤬🤮
▪️Homeless serial shoplifter jailed for 22 weeks in prison (total value of goods - £2,250)
▪️Billionaire serial tax evader and fraudster over nine years (2nd offence) given 17 month suspended sentence (total value - £400,000,000)
Disgusted?
Tory intellectual giants Thérèse Coffey and Liz Truss were both remainers who turned their coats after the 2016 plebiscite in order to keep their cabinet posts and perks. Knowing that fact you can better judge the moral content of their souls.
Is it just me, or do others find Al ‘Boris’ Johnson’s continual misuse of military/wartime imagery and allusions deeply offensive? It’s worth noting that this obese, drunken, self-indulgent liar, cheat and philanderer has never served one single day in any of our armed services.
Unelected former First Sister Rachel Johnson drops a truth bomb on
@SkyNews
. ‘I think all MPs should spend some time in prison.’ Amen… so let’s start with your vile, corrupt, deceitful brother - and his entire rotten regime, followed by most Tory MPs.
#LockThemAllUp
Reminder: Golding is a convicted criminal and ex-jail bird. He has been a member of the National Front and the BNP. His convictions include offences under the Terrorism Act. Not worthy to lick the boots of our RNLI heroes. He should be sent back to prison.
#RNLI
#BritainFirst
Jacob Sleaze-Morgue was born in May 1969. He could never have used pre-decimal currency in everyday life and I very much doubt he would have been taught imperial measurements at Eton in the mid-1980s. Like everything else about this ludicrous man, it’s all humbug and posturing.
During my lifetime (so far) there have been 14 British prime ministers. Some of them were pretty awful, but I really can’t think of any single one I despise as much as Liar Johnson. He has absolutely no redeeming qualities. He truly is a babbling brook of bullshit.
#LiarJohnson
The description of Liar Johnson as a ‘shapeshifting creep’ has got to be one of the cruelest - yet most delicious - put downs in political history. Worthy of Dennis Skinner at his best.
#shapeshiftingcreep
The great thing about the current BBC crisis over Gary Lineker’s tweet is that it’s a perfect example of the legendary ‘Streisand Effect’. Now everyone knows about it; the BBC’s sports scheduling is in ruins and we all see what Tory lapdogs Tim Davie and Richard Sharp are. 🐶🐶😅
Privileged, middle class ‘clergyman’ enjoys luxury Mediterranean holiday with ex-actor Loozza Fox and Fox’s two sons yet still manages to mock asylum seekers and refugees, while peddling blatant far-right lies. No wonder no genuine church wanted this grotesque ghoul’s services.
During the Cold War we had our fair share of traitors working for Moscow - Philby, Burgess, Maclean, Blunt, Cairncross, Blake - but this is the first time in history that Britain has had an entire government on the Kremlin’s payroll, including the worst PM in UK history.
#Traitor
What I really find disgusting about the corrupt Johnson regime is not the bloviating, lying creature at the centre of it. He’s a well-known quantity: liar, cheat, racist thug etc. No, it’s the fawning, soul-selling, cringing lackeys, spivs & toadies queuing up to lick his boots.
OK Darren, tell us you’ve been let go by Going Bust News and are heading north back to your mam’s spare bedroom without actually saying it. 🤣
#Crafty
#DarrenGrimes
Calvin’s Cosplay Watch… the latest example of creepy cosplay clerical conman Calvin Clown’s addiction to weird clerical gear is his appearance in Texas wearing a Roman Catholic pellegrina (shoulder cape) which is reserved for bishops and priests, not for a lowly dodgy deacon. 🤡
Standing in the queue at my local Boots pharmacy. Elderly gent (80s) at the counter in tears because the medication for his disabled wife’s heart condition is out of stock. Nearest chemist is over 12 miles away and he doesn’t drive. ‘I don’t know what I’ll do if I lose her.’ 😭😡
Just came across unemployable actor Loozza Fox criticising his own son’s school for teaching issues like consent and equality. Worth recalling that Fox himself was expelled from Harrow School for bullying and other awful behaviour. As a result, no university would accept him. 1.
Plenty of speculation that recent damaging revelations about Liz Truss’s extravagance are intended to derail her Tory leadership ambitions. Good! This grossly self-indulgent, incompetent airhead isn’t a fit and proper person to run a village fete cake stall. Away with her!
Mother Goose Cooked (2023)
There was a crooked man, and he had a crooked wife,
He stole a crooked living and they had a crooked life;
He hid his crooked wealth, as did his crooked spouse,
And they both lived together in a massive crooked house.
Will you join me in wishing every Tory MP a very Crappy New Year? Here’s hoping that they lose their seats in Parliament, their £86,584 taxpayer-funded salaries, expenses and taxpayer-funded second homes, nepotistic jobs for family members - and in some cases their freedom. 👍🏻
Predictable, if disturbing, just how many blatant, shameless racists and hate-peddling trolls that the Sudan crisis has lured out from under their stones. Very clear that they don’t believe anyone should be a British citizen except white people. They are the filth of Britain.
Anyone remember that historic moment when the crowd turned against hated Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu? His downfall started with booing. Bring it on!
#JohnsonOut130
#boos
Reminder: this is what greedy Tory swine Owen Paterson really thinks about British pensioners - while he fills his own boots breaking the rules on behalf of his paymasters. Disgusting and despicable - yet exactly the sort of creature Liar Johnson likes around him.
#ToryCorruption
Is it any wonder that the UK is in the mess it is, facing crisis after crisis, when voters continue to elect this gaggle of weirdos, fruitcakes and clowns as MPs? Voting Tory is basically the same as saying ‘I hate my country, so let’s wreck it and then burn it to the ground.’ 🙄
Yesterday, Diminic Raab was Lord High Chancellor of Great Britain, UK Deputy Prime Minister and Secretary of State for Justice. Today he’s just political roadkill and a bully. Read that without laughing. Go on, I dare you! 🤣🤣🤣
#RaabIsRubbish
#Bully4you
#ToryClownshow
Do you know what absolutely disgusts me? When wealthy celebrities do stupid, criminal or immoral acts and then launch online crowdfunding appeals to avoid having to spend their own vast assets dealing with the fallout. These creatures are just parasites leeching on the gullible.
No idea who the Photoshop genius is who produced this work of art, but it surely deserves to go viral. It’s everything that babbling brook of bullshit Darren Grimes deserves - and more. 😀👍🏻
#DarrenGrimes
#KGBeebies
Let’s not ignore the fact that Britain’s current chaos is largely due to the disgusting, immoral behaviour of the UK prime minister. A liar, an adulterer, a corrupt scumbag, a racist, homophobic neo-Fascist thug. The shame of Britain. Christ almighty, he utterly disgusts me. 🤮😡
Imagine the sheer arrogance of it. Sophie Conmoron has been in Australia for about a week and she feels qualified to post racist shit about the indigenous Australian communities while pushing the white supremacist narrative. Surely she should be kicked out and sent home?
@ausgov
And on celebrity chef Martin Branning’s brand new cookery show on GB News we’ll be treated to fried catfish followed by cooked goose - which will be getting properly stuffed on social media and then stewed in its own juices. Don’t miss the fun.
#DanWoottonExposed
#MartinBranning
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that the sort of Tory who advocates forcing retired pensioners or sick/disabled people to ‘get working’ - often in backbreaking labour such as picking fruit or veg or hospitality - have never done a hard day’s work in their pampered lives?
Proverbs of Brexit (93)
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Persuade him to vote Leave and he’ll put all the fishermen out of business for a lifetime.
#BrexitDisaster
Here we go again. The most useless PM in UK history is wearing a stolen uniform. Today he’s posing as a British Gas fitter. Never done an honest day’s work in his greedy, spoilt life, yet he keeps dressing up as a parody of a skilled worker. A lazy, lying shyster.
#LiarJohnson
Mother Goose Cooked (2023)
There was a crooked man, and he had a crooked wife,
He stole a crooked living and they had a crooked life;
He hid his crooked wealth, as did his crooked spouse,
And they both lived together in a massive crooked house.
#RishiSunak
#Sunakered
It never ceases to disgust me that the Tories who shout loudest about forcing sick or disabled people to work regardless of health or ability are precisely the people like Laura Trott who have never had a proper job in their lives. Parasitic politicians.
Lord Lebedev of the Lubyanka is about to be sworn into the House of Lords. Anyone else thrilled to see an unelected Russian billionaire installed as a UK lawmaker? Anyone?
#Lebedev
Let’s consider these facts. Paul O’Grady was an award-winning entertainer who brought pleasure to millions over decades. His charity work included children’s welfare, animal rescue and dementia. He received an MBE.
Now look at who the Tories give peerages and knighthoods. 😡🤮
Proud British ‘patriot’ and racist pub landlord Chris Ryley boasts that he lives in Marmaris, Turkey most of the year. He slags off Grays where his pub is. Clearly hates the UK. Wonder if the Turkish authorities know about his anti-Muslim FB posts? Well, folks, they do now! 👍🏻
Reminder: Stefan Kiszko, was wrongly convicted of a child rape and murder in 1976 (10-2 majority). The tabloids demanded he be hanged publicly. He served 16 years in jail before it was proved he’d been framed by police. The real killer, Ronald Castree, was free until 2007.
Sleazy, disgraced PM Al ‘Boris’ Johnson trousered £1.6m extra in 2018. Who was paying him? Why?🤔
‘Prime Minister Boris Johnson has topped a list of MPs for outside earnings last year, raking in an additional £1.6m on top of his Westminster salary.’
(City AM, Dec 2019)
One of the depressing things about Twitter is that even when you post positive tweets about dogs like Ruby - especially adopted rescues - which aim to lift people’s spirits a little in these grim times, there is always one shitbag who posts nasty replies about her. Blocked him.😡
@Nigel_Farage
Forgotten how Albanian partisans fought with British SOE in the Balkans to defeat the Nazis during WW2? Some were trained here in Britain. Albanians hid and saved all their Jewish citizens from the Holocaust. Heartbreaking… for your lot at least. 😡
Jim Davidson OBE: a performance in four acts…
Act 1. Owe £1.4m in unpaid tax. Move to Dubai. Go bankrupt still owing £700k.
Act 2. Set up charity for veterans.
Act 3. As CEO have salary of £43k + £11k expenses.
Act 4. Slam those offering accommodation to Ukrainian refugees. 1/2
Before condemning Allison Pearson for her bullying behaviour on
@Twitter
, let’s remember that she also fuelled the utterly baseless MMR vaccine autism conspiracy theory that seriously damaged confidence in vaccinations and impacted negatively on public health. Dangerous crackpot.
Surely this dangerous extremist should be deprived of her British citizenship and banned from ever returning to the UK? She has caused untold damage to our country and poses a real risk to our national security. She won’t be stateless as she is from cloud cuckoo land.
#LettuceLiz
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the new Tory regime’s Education Minister, Jonathan Gullis. Dismal teaching career (four schools in seven years), he admitted pupils were glad to see him go. Now hopeless PM Truss promotes this unsuitable thug to ministerial rank. 🙄🤡
#Gullis
Has anyone else noticed that all the far-right Brexity propagandists who are suddenly worried by the mental health implications of lockdown, are the same folk who don’t give a flying f*ck about the mental wellbeing of people losing their jobs and businesses because of Brexit? 🤔
Prison crisis: the facts. It costs £86,584 per year (plus expenses) to keep a Tory MP in Parliament. It only costs £44,696 to keep one locked up in prison. You do the maths! Absolute bargain. 😀
#ToryCorruption
#LockThemAllUp
#PrisonCrisis
Carole Malone is shrieking on Sky News about Farage losing his Coutts bank account. She is unqualified for anything, so went into journalism. This explains her lack of knowledge about so many subjects, but not why she feels entitled to inflict her ignorance on the rest of us. 🙄
The outstanding achievement of the Conservative Party since 2010 is that it has destroyed itself entirely with absolutely no input from rival political parties.
Proverbs of Brexshit (93)
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Persuade him to vote Leave and he’ll put all the fishermen out of business for a lifetime.
#BrexitDisaster
#Brexshit
Imagine being the editor of the Daily Mail for over 25 years and poisoning the minds of generations of readers. Paul Dacre should be listed as a toxic hazard to public health. ⚠️
#PaulDacre
#NoPeerage4U
It’s absolutely breath-taking… Rump Admiral Penny ‘Dreadful’ Moribund has been mocked and put through the satire wringer for dressing up like a salty old sea dog, yet here she is cosplaying a Naval officer again. My late dad was ex-RN - he’d be scathing about this clown. 🤡
Your periodic reminder that Tory MP Natalie Elphicke - who has attacked Marcus Rashford - sold the sordid story of her convicted and jailed sex offender husband to The Scum for £25,000. Where do you even start with this level of Tory moral bankruptcy? 🤮
#MarcusRashford
Tory intellectual giants Thérèse Coffey and Liz Truss were both remainers who turned their coats after the 2016 plebiscite in order to keep their cabinet posts and perks. Knowing that fact you can better judge the moral content of their souls… bought and paid for. 🤮
If you thought Angela van den Bogerd had a bad day yesterday at the Post Office - Horizon Inquiry, today is proving even worse. What she and her PO cronies put that poor bereaved family of the postmaster who was driven to suicide through is unbelievable. 😡
Let’s not ignore the fact that Britain’s current chaos is largely due to the disgusting, immoral behaviour of the UK prime minister. A liar, an adulterer, a corrupt scumbag, a racist, homophobic neo-Fascist thug. The shame of Britain. Christ almighty, he utterly disgusts me. 🤮😡
Who authorised this corrupt, disgraced backbench MP to make an official visit to Kyiv and to meet President Zelenskyy? Is the Shame of Britain conducting his own foreign policy agenda? Where is Foreign Secretary James Stupidly, the Brainfree MP?
#LiarJohnson
#ShameOfBritain
Well dear Twitter folk, it looks like collectively we have scored a direct hit on the White Hart Inn, Grays, Essex… the racist ‘gollies’ pub (although that is only the tip of an iceberg of hate). People power matters and can bring positive change. Well done everyone who helped!
Joke of the day! I have just been blocked by a flag-shagger who was offended by me pointing out politely that Yorkshire Tea isn’t actually grown in Yorkshire but a blend made with imported from India, Sri Lanka and Kenya. This terrible revelation must have been too much for them.
This ignorant and racially offensive crap was tweeted by a peer of the realm, a former government minister, a former MEP, an ex-MP and a former member of the Northern Ireland Assembly. These racists walk among us - and rule us. Kick him out of the House of Lords!
When talking about ‘British values’ I can tell you that I have absolutely no values in common with Sue-Ellen Braverman and her fans. One reason I joined the Army as an officer in 1986 was to defend the UK from authoritarian regimes like the Soviet Union, not to enable UK Fascism.
Here is Rees-Mogg’s mate, Tory MP Richard Grosvenor Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax. He has a quadruple-barrelled name, lives in an enormous country house on an enormous estate in Dorset & also wears a top hat. A real man of the people. Voted against feeding hungry kids. Obviously.