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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

1 month

Iced tea options - which are you?

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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

14 days

Obsessed with designer Jessica Helgerson’s tiny Paris kitchen

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@Breck_Maynokur

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Someone in my friend’s office keeps brewing coffee like this

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@Breck_Maynokur

4 months

Guys. Come on.

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

@PGEgan It’s an abomination

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9 months

@limitlessjest Me: are you doing ok getting ready for the storm? Him: I’m fine, it’s only overcast out Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

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5 months

@NNNIncome To subject the whole office to this… absolutely

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

The #1 thing I have learned from FB landlord groups is that most people should not be landlords.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

If you don't have kids (or your kids don't eat food yet), allow me to warn you: If monthly childcare costs = as much as your mortgage, then monthly berry costs = as much as your utilities

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Anyone have experience with modular/panelized/prefab building? I’m looking at some options like Avrame for putting up a few small cabins in WNC. Would appreciate any feedback!

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

En route to NYC for @realEstateTrent ’s event tonight! Gonna do my best to blend in with the CRE bros… 🥸

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@Breck_Maynokur

20 days

@SMB_Attorney Let me introduce you to my 20-10-5 rule: 20% at sit down restaurants 10% when getting takeout + $5 for a delivery person

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

@financeguy725 And in CA they don’t even pay property tax

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

No point in putting these away. They just live here now.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Trying to get in touch with a broker about a listing of hers. No website or email address anywhere. Finally found a phone number, called, goes to voicemail, VM box is full, so I can't leave a message. A+ work, Diane.

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

@wilburchurchill Nailed it 🤣

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

My friend is planning for an addition on her house. Her GC wants to open up part of her ceiling to see what’s load bearing, & she was like, “Shouldn’t this be documented somewhere??” Oh, my sweet summer child…

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

I don't know who needs to hear this, but now's the time to go dig your kid's lunchbox out of their backpack. Not January 2nd. Today.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Called out by a CPA I was interviewing: "Why do you form these LLCs and then not do anything with them?"

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Brand new custom home in a nice neighborhood in Durham. So many wtfs.

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@Breck_Maynokur

9 months

@limitlessjest Had an eerily similar conversation with my 26yo brother

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

We went out to dinner in Carrboro last night, & wow, if there’s anywhere that should be car-free, it’s their downtown.

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@Breck_Maynokur

3 months

@theficouple Working spouses should charge stay at home ones rent Stay at home parents should charge working ones for childcare You and I should charge each other for this engagement bait

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Just got an email from a lender saying they’ve lowered their DSCR minimum to 0.65…(!!)

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 months

NIMBYS: another building demolished, further degrading the beauty and history of our downtown in the name dense housing and developer profits 😭😭😭 The building:

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

@ErnieBrownII This is apparently how she likes it! Said it’s been way too strong lately

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Who’s arbitraging the luxury handbag market by buying them in Europe, getting VAT tax back, & then reselling them in the US? 👀

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

@lagoesminombre I’m so sorry for your loss 😭😆

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@Breck_Maynokur

3 months

People <35yo who double space after a period: Why

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Dealing with health insurance continues to be the most epic time suck in existence. Whyyyyy do we do this to ourselves.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Just heard from some realtor friends that the average due diligence (non-refundable deposit) amount in Durham is now $50k, even for purchases prices around $300k. Insane.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

@aurorabeam3 @IDoTheThinking Then don’t move to a city known for being the home of the oldest public university in the state w/ 40k students

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Property sitting on the market for months, but there’s a showing the exact same day I float a low-ish offer?

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

@jasoncoxnc Also feel like dads today are more open to relating to their kids based on kids’ interests vs. when millennials & gen x were kids & we pretty much just had sports. It’s great.

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Did I mention that we’re under contract at 33% below list? 😎

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Property sitting on the market for months, but there’s a showing the exact same day I float a low-ish offer?

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Permeable* terrazzo pavers from concrete collaborative *would not count for res dev in Durham 🙃

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

@RyanDanz He should run for Governor (of TX?) instead. Presidents can’t really do much, so I think his get-shit-done talents would be kinda wasted…

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

This house needed everything, but did the flippers have to make it so hideously cold?

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Closed! On a wee OZ deal in WNC. Plan is to build a design-forward cabin for STR using a modular construction system. If all goes well, we’ll replicate this model throughout the area. Gonna be an adventure! Looking forward to sharing it with y’all. (Not our view 😆)

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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

On my monthly call to pay my mortgage*, they always ask me to verify my name, DOB, & SSN before accepting payment. Why does it matter who's paying? *Don't get me started on this

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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

I respect that people have different experiences with parenting, but this thread doesn’t resonate with me. Being a mom is the greatest joy of my life, and I feel that way pretty much 24/7.

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10 months

I just spent 3 days with dear friends, all of whom have kids ages 8mo to 4y. Something I need to get off my chest about being a parent of young kids and the culture we live in:

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Saw this on FB the other day and thought of @CaseyMericle

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@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

Real ones know you need a minimum of 3 drinks at brunch

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Incredible use of pattern & color 💙❤️ From one of my favorite interior designers, Katie Ridder

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

@NoTrueScotist Or just good old fashioned family money

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

@tressiemcphd I feel personally victimized by this tweet as I continue to put off similar tasks

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@Breck_Maynokur

4 months

What mad man is in charge of this website??

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Next year we want to: • finish or be on schedule to finish our 4plex • acquire 3 new properties & begin value add work on 1+ • buy a vacation house for personal use & STR (stretch goal!) Putting it out into the universe - LFG 2022!

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

A seriously spooky #retwit story for this Halloween eve 😵

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

@FromWhiteCastle Right!

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@Breck_Maynokur

3 months

"Fresh seafood" tag really selling me on this rental in Spartanburg, SC

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Lowballed a vacation rental that had been sitting for a month. Sellers rejected our offer, but “did say they are open to a higher offer.” 💀

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@Breck_Maynokur

9 months

*screaming internally*

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@traveloutloud

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@DanyRaeArras

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5 months

@TheMoRegalado Ohio 🫥

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Me starting to plan our first international trip as a family w/ 3 kids under 5

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Just did a virtual estimate via FaceTime with an electrician for adding a new fixture box to our guest bath & loved it. Super easy for me & I bet it saves them a decent chunk of $! Anyone else seeing this become more prevalent? #retwit #smbtwit

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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

Legalize splash pads everywhere

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Anyone looking to buy a campground in the Great Smoky Mountains (NC side)? Looks pretty well-maintained & I think you could make it cool!

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Hotel laundry prices —> “We really don’t want to do your laundry”

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Yes, Durham needs infill housing, but… We might need infill coffee shops, delis, grocery stores, & other commercial amenities even more.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

My 6 week old just slept 6 hours straight! Taking the challenge of becoming our favorite child seriously from an early age.

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@Breck_Maynokur

6 months

I somehow got added to a former neighbor’s email distro that details their post-retirement move from the Bay Area to Portugal, & wow am I ever living vicariously through Bill & Anita

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Cleaned out the car after our road trip and finally answered the question, “Where are all our magnatiles?”

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

When you and your spouse get each other the same thing for Christmas

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@Breck_Maynokur

4 months

Description also giving migraine

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@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

Little house ready for its new family!

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

I’m rewatching Seinfeld from the beginning. It holds up surprisingly well.

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Do y’all ever listen to the Encanto soundtrack and think to yourself what a treasure Lin-Manuel Miranda is?

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

People out here still leveraging themselves to the gills

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@Breck_Maynokur

3 months

@theficouple I didn’t wish you a happy Sunday, that’s an extra fee

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@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

Cool brick detail on this chimney in Columbia, SC

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@Breck_Maynokur

9 months

Parenting hack: Hibachi restaurants That’s it!

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

@WardMahoney Where did you find this seller? I have a Beanie Babies investment to discuss with them.

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Asking our sitter to come on vacation with us. Really hoping we’re not too insufferable to keep her from saying yes 😅🤞🏼

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

In case anyone is interested, these are the two companies I’ve researched the most:

AvrameUSA - Innovative, pre-fabricated, structural framing systems

We create innovative, pre-fabricated, structural framing systems and pair them with customizable, engineer-stamped house plans so that you can streamline

www.avrameusa.com

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Flipper challenge: hire anyone even remotely competent at floor plans to review your ideas Could’ve just rotated this island 90 degrees w/ sink across from range for much improved circulation & functionality + no addl install effort!

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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

First workout in awhile. My new trainer is pretty tough.

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@Breck_Maynokur

3 months

I'm bringing some Boomer energy here, but wtf is going on with Girl Scout cookie sales these days? I haven't come across anyone selling, and my freezer needs to be filled with several boxes of Thin Mints...

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Breck

@Breck_Maynokur

4 months

I’m convinced everyone has a soft spot for one mediocre, inauthentic appetizer. Mine are those tiny fried spring rolls. Could eat ~infinity of them even though they almost certainly went freezer —> fryer —> my takeout order. What’s yours?

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Plugged a USB in the correct way on the first try. Gonna be a good day.

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Started watching The Lion King with our 5 & 3yo aka inducting the next generation into the trauma that is the Mufasa stampede scene

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Word to the wise: There's no such thing as "cash flow positive except for property taxes."

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@Breck_Maynokur

5 months

Could not more highly recommend hosting a Sunday morning birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. You rent out the whole place, no set up or clean up, kids get unlimited game play, parents drink coffee and chill. 100/10, will do it every year if my kids will let me.

Jason Cox

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Our son is 14 and we’ve never visited a Great Wolf Lodge or a Chuck E Cheese. Follow me for more life advice.

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

MF facade trends trickling down to SF flips

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

“Enjoying” my $15 beer while I approach hour 6 at LGA. Still worth the trip to meet so many awesome people last night!

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@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

Lol @ “leader,” but I agree with everything else! The RDU retwit crew is good people, so much so that they humored me by taking a group photo today 😁

Ernie

@ErnieBrownII

10 months

I greatly appreciate the small group of friends I've met on here that collaborate once a month. Big shout out to our local leader, @Breck_Maynokur , for keeping the chapter going.

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Love the pop of color on this storm door

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Do other cooks also love when you don’t have to wash a measuring cup because you only used it for water?

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

Moved our kids into the same room tonight. Pray for us.

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 month

Sold

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@Breck_Maynokur

10 months

Concert necessities when you’re 30+

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

Follow me for design tips

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@Breck_Maynokur

24 days

First person at the post office this morning. 34 is the new 74.

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@Breck_Maynokur

9 months

Heads up to apparently everyone in Durham: If a light is out, you treat the intersection like a 4-way stop!

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@Breck_Maynokur

8 months

Do better: facade edition

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@Breck_Maynokur

1 year

One kid crying, 5 frozen waffles consumed, and 26 minutes behind schedule: I give us a B/B- on parenting this morning 👌🏼

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@Breck_Maynokur

2 years

I split my time between RE & managing our household/family. I love that I’m able to do both, but that also means my brain is defcon 11 chaos every morning thinking about everything that needs to get done.

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