One of my coworkers from Target got arrested for putting iPads in his pockets (he was a big dudes so his pockets were big enough for the iPads to fit)... They let him steal enough iPads till it reached a felony charge...
@BornAKang
As a Floridian I feel like I've been lied to my entire life π zig zaggin was not gone save us. As a kid I just knew that shit wasn't right π
The twins ain't neva gotta worry bout nun
@vathecoolkid
cuz Unc got em. I love your Best friend and I'm glad that I got to be a part of your day and help make this special day magnificent and memorable!!!
RIP Dad. Yesterday was extremely rough for me. I was extremely irritable and on the verge of snappin on everyone. I couldn't believe that i had to celebrate your birthday without you... I hope you enjoyed your balloons, we made sure to get your favorite color too. Fly high Pops
@braylon125
"damn I wish ___ would've answered π"
"damn now I remember why I stopped fuckin with this bih"
"I'm finna make this bih a beneficiary on my life insurance policy π"
I wish yβall coulda seen the look she gave me then turned and looked at him. I ainβt hung out with them together at the same time since that day Lmfao
My daughter really chose a crab tray over steak for her Valentine's Day dinner π€¦πΎββοΈ I really do have a Duval baby ππ Lawd help me ππππ
#Girldad
Some nigga sending slick shots on my FB : "niggas wit dyed hair are sus π€·πΎββοΈ"
Me to myself : why you worried about another nigga hair? You need to be worried about yo BM that was just tryna get slayed and slutted out in my DM... Little do you know I spared you ππ π€·πΎββοΈ
Went to use the bathroom and walked past the mirror and was like "I'm a catch! I take care of my kid. Iβm a lovable person, and Iβm on my shit! I ain hatin, I ain't gone hate on you.... I am a good catch!" ππ
@ihateroasties
@JYZOVRRTED
@BRIMAFIA
Naahhh they filled that cave up with cement to prevent people from going in there.. with the approval of his family ofcourse
Granny came through with the Strawberry banana pudding π₯Ήπ€€π€€π€€ I love this marvelous lady with all my heart and soul π₯°π₯° she taxed me by takin a huge chunk out of it π€£π€£
Gone but never forgotten... I love you cuzzo! Today we celebrate for you because we still feel your vibrant presence and your brilliant light shining on us
When she low effort fine and looks great in chill clothes but finally decide to put that shit on and become breathtaking πππ them my type right there