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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

1 year

Story time with Dad When the doctor told me my daughter would never function above a 3yr old level, I took it out on myself I went deep into darkness, despair, anger, and self pity The red face, the high blood pressure, the alcohol sweats This is what depression looks like

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 years

One of my daughters is severely special needs. She will never live w/o 24/7 supervision. She may never walk. She may never talk. She will never be fully potty trained. Do I drown myself in alcohol every night? No… I go to the fucking gym so I can carry her up the stairs forever

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

Knocked the girl I was dating up at 19 Called my mom, you know what she said!? “You don’t have to marry her.” She was right but fuck that, I was gunna break the cycle of how I grew up Courthouse wedding, gave her a ring months after we were married 4 kids, 4 deployments,…

Dave Danna

@DaveEDanna

10 months

I see a lot of negativity on here about marriage, if y'all could retweet this with marriage advice & a picture of y'all married I'd appreciate it 🙏

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

Yesterday my daughter said “Hey dad, can I ask you something?” “Of course love.” “My friend at school was really sad and told me her parents weren’t coming to her fall concert, can we go and support her? I feel bad.” Listen, we are a busy family. Soccer, volleyball, 4 kids,…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

I may never hear the words “I love you, Dad.” come out of my daughter’s mouth. She’s almost 4 and completely non-verbal. I don’t know if I am prepared for that… But when she looks at me like this, she may not be able to say it, but I know she loves me.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

My oldest daughter was called a “white monkey” just before being hit in the face at school today, causing her nose to bleed…unprovoked Team BTD is going to circle the wagons and practice restraint while I lead my household and handle the response Mrs. BTD wants scorched earth,…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

My daughter has been constrained to a 10x10 area rug for almost 3 years Due to her sensory issues, she refused to leave the rug and touch the tile We were planning on carpeting our main floor this year just for her. Fuck the home value Today she did it!!! She scooted to sister

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 month

People ask in my DMs “Why do you put your daughter’s face on the internet!?” Let me address it again. First, if it was not for her facial features, she probably wouldn’t have got genetic testing and we wouldn’t have a diagnosis. And she would continue to miss milestones and…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 month

At a state park with my family. Dad is running around frantic showing people his phone. His son is missing. 7yo boy dad looked away and the kid rode his bike away… Everyone in the park starts looking for the boy, the wife and I take 2 kids each and split up. Cops pour in,…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

It was my co-workers birthday today so 4 of us went out to lunch. Before he could pay, I handed the guy my card and paid for his meal. It was $29. No big deal, it’s the least I could do. Dude doesn’t say a word. No “thank you”, no “I appreciate it” Nothing… His lack of…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

Update 1: I really didn’t expect this tweet to take off, but it is what it is While I appreciate all the love, kind words, and encouragement, I would trade it all for my kiddo not to be struck in the face and called a racial slur I have a meeting this morning with the “head of…

BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

My oldest daughter was called a “white monkey” just before being hit in the face at school today, causing her nose to bleed…unprovoked Team BTD is going to circle the wagons and practice restraint while I lead my household and handle the response Mrs. BTD wants scorched earth,…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

I left for the airport this morning before anyone was awake No “Happy Birthday Dad!” No hugs and kisses, no celebration, just me leaving for a work trip in the dark I get to my hotel, unpack my suitcase, and this is what I find My wife and daughter must have snuck these into…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Big day for me today fam 11 Months ago, I got told I was selected for promotion to Senior Master Sergeant Today, I finally get to wear the stripes I will continue to serve the people underneath me, and give them my best every single day 8 down, 1 more to go

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

9 months

I had a very stern talk with my daughter this morning I made her cry and it broke my heart, but I will explain I understand she was just being a kid but she made a mistake and needed to get some perspective She tripped/stubbed her toe on her special needs sister’s feeding pump…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 years

Fathers/husbands, your touch is a powerful thing. Whenever you walk by your wife or children, give them a subtle touch. Ruffle your sons hair, put your hand on your daughters shoulder, give your wife a 2 second massage. It lets them know the protector is always watching.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

Just remember folks, there are people out there that would like nothing more than to rid the world of you and your disabled children. They will look at this little girls face and tell a doctor to end her life because the world would be a better place without her smile in it.…

Reddit Lies

@reddit_lies

3 months

r/Antinatalism hates him for being there for his daughter.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

Went to a friends retirement ceremony yesterday. Great ceremony, everyone had great things to say. Good dude 24 yrs in the AF, retired E-8 He calls me this afternoon bawling, his wife serves him divorce papers the MORNING AFTER his retirement They had been married 11yrs His…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

I heavily scolded my daughter last night at the dinner table as I watched her try to manipulate my wife right in front of my eyes She broke down crying b/c deep down she knew she was wrong and was embarrassed to be caught Later, my wife thanked me profusely for having her back…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

11 months

Well fam, team BTD is leveling up The hard work is paying off All the effort, all the crying, all the screaming This kid is going to prove the naysayers wrong What can I say? She’s like her dad…she doesn’t quit My baby’s gunna walk

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

In the county I hunt in, you’re only allowed to harvest antlerless deer 23-26 Nov. So our tradition is to have an early thanksgiving “lunch” and then the men hunt in the evening After I shot a doe tonight, I gave my son my rifle and had him hold it for me while we approached so…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 years

Thank you so much for all the incredible words of encouragement! I had no idea this tweet would resonate. To all the new followers, welcome. I am just a dude who loves his kids, loves his country, and is trying to make my way through the challenges of a special needs child.

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2 years

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

67 lbs down & a lifetime to go I will continue to put in the work for my family, myself & my special little one I want to take care of her as long as humanly possible. Cause she’s going to need her Daddy! Thanks to 💯 club 💯 & the jungle for the love I’m here if you need me

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

9 months

Yes, I understand your 6 mo old can prob do this puzzle but this is a big deal for us. We work on it every day and she finally figured out the orange one! The self clap makes it all worth it 😂 One thing about being a special needs parent is you will develop the patience of a…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

Final update: I presented more evidence to the school, they reinterviewed my daughter and the offender as well as some witnesses Written statements and formal complaints filed Lawyers wouldn’t touch it, and law enforcement wouldn’t either because of the age of the students as…

BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

My oldest daughter was called a “white monkey” just before being hit in the face at school today, causing her nose to bleed…unprovoked Team BTD is going to circle the wagons and practice restraint while I lead my household and handle the response Mrs. BTD wants scorched earth,…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

@DaveEDanna Thank you sir.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

If I’m serving you a steak at my dinner table and you ask for A1, I will feed your steak to my golden retriever and make you Mac and Cheese like the child you are.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

@Foo69420 I appreciate the concern, but that’s not me. I quote tweeted Dave. This is me and my family.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

L O L Just got back from Costco… $647 For our family of 6, it should last us 2 weeks The middle class is getting destroyed

Dave Danna

@DaveEDanna

8 months

What is your household monthly food budget?

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

I am extremely thankful for all the comments and encouragement Also, the other stories of special children break my heart too. A lot of you are further along in this journey than I am and I applaud your courage I feel like I have to clear the air though and elaborate more about…

BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

I may never hear the words “I love you, Dad.” come out of my daughter’s mouth. She’s almost 4 and completely non-verbal. I don’t know if I am prepared for that… But when she looks at me like this, she may not be able to say it, but I know she loves me.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

My wife is so fucking lucky! She got pregnant at 19 by a young kid that treats her well, makes decent money, and 12 yrs later risen to the top 2% of his career field AND has given her 3 more beautiful children. I am so fucking lucky! I got a 19 yr old girl pregnant who turned…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

Must be something in the air today. Came home from work and my special one had to get admitted too. Hasn’t had a BM in 5+ days despite senna, enemas, laxative, suppositories, stomach massages, we’ve tried everything. Hypotonia is killing her GI Tract. If we try to give water…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 months

Last week, my wife cut 10+ inches of her beautiful blonde hair. I told her I was against it, but she didn’t listen. Now, it’s mustache March and I’ve never had a mustache in our entire 13 yrs of marriage. My wife HATES mustaches. The time for pettiness is now. I will be…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

4 months

This is the one that started it all I had been in the Jungle for about a week and I immediately loved everyone’s positivity, no BS, and can do attitude I think I had 43 followers at the time of this tweet Here we are now and over 10,000 of you have chosen to follow me on this…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

Words matter in a relationship One thing I was adamant to change about my wife is her vocabulary It took me about 5 yrs to get her to change it but it was worth it She would say to me “Omg, I’m so busy, I have to do laundry, clean the bathrooms, mop the floor, and cook…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

9 months

It’s Therapy Thursday, fam! Hope this brings a little joy to your timeline. She is small, but she is mighty.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

I’ve been in a Leadership class these last two days so I haven’t been active on Twitter The class is 50 people, 85% girl bosses On more than one occasion, the girl bosses have brought up the “gender wage gap” Ladies…we’re in the military! We literally make the exact same…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

Costco run complete… rate my garage fridge

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

11 months

I was juuuuust about to go to bed (0345 comes early) Son comes downstairs, “dad wanna play MarioKart!?” I would be a fool to turn him down, as I would have killed to have my dad play with me when I was a kid. The little punk beat me 4 races straight and now I’m lying in bed…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Gym done 85 hrs into fast Black coffee in my favorite mug Out on the porch as the sun comes up Kids waking up any moment I am a blessed beyond comprehension

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

4 months

I lived in Okinawa, Japan for 6 years During that time, we lived off base in a small Japanese village Multiple times a week we would be upstairs watching TV and come downstairs to find a little Japanese kid (maybe 4-5 yo) sitting on her knees in our living room watching TV We…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 month

Damn, this thing is taking off again. I appreciate all the love and support. Maci appreciates it too! I am moved by how many people are inspired by this tweet. If you’re a father and going thru some tough times with your family, put your own oxygen mask on first. Help…

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@DudespostingWs

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

Huge Maci win today fam!! This is the first time she’s stood independently without holding or leaning on to her walker. Plus she’s using her PECS to communicate. This girl is defying odds!

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

@ryanstephens Well said by Gpa. Stronger, more aware and more resilient is our motto. That is ALWAYS the goal.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Fam, you have no idea how big this is! Not only would she not be caught dead on that type of floor, but she would never be able to deal w/ the sensory overload of all the yelling and whistle Being able to take her to games to support our other kids is going to be a game changer

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

4 months

This is promising!! I think there is actually learning taking place :) She’s had the dexterity to do the coins for a while, but to add sounds to it is totally new! Hope is alive and well this Christmas!

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

11 months

Speaking as a man who has plenty of cause for depression… Life long medically dependent/disabled child, losing my orders to the base of my choosing, all of my possessions being ruined on a boat in the pacific, career progression halted for child issues out of my control, ect.…

BowTiedOx | Chad Bodybuilder

@BowTiedOx

11 months

I’m not sold on this. I’d wager that depression is almost single-handled root caused by horrendous health & lifestyle habits. I know a ton of people without any of the below that are ultimately happy/satisfied enough. Could it be horrible lifestyle habits feed the below?

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

My son just roasted the shit out of me in the bathroom I was changing into PJs and brushing my teeth shirtless in the mirror He came in to brush his teeth and I hit him with a double front bicep pose to establish dominance Hand on the Bible this is our exchange… He goes “Hey…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

Thank you. It was mostly her idea.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

I volunteered at a horse track this weekend bartending Our org gets to keep 10% of sales + tips so it’s a good gig for us Sold $5,476 worth of beer/soda I sold 3 Bud Lights… In fact one lady put a $20 in the tip jar after I handed her friend a BL and she said “here’s for…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 month

Wow, crazy to think this one is still going around. Update: She says “ma-ma” and “bah-bah” for bye bye She’s using her walker more and more but refuses to stand or take a step on her Her BMs are getting really big as she gets older and we have to change and wash her bed…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

When your daughter comes up to you just before dinner and says “Dad, can we hunt tonight?” I simply can’t say no to that. Even tho I have to work at 6am and us getting a deer will make for a loooong night, I still can’t say no. So here we sit. Spending time together. Who…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

When you have a kid with a severe intellectual disability, going to your semi-annual evaluations can be heartbreaking You do therapy every day… You work so hard to reach the tiniest milestone… You’re excited to tell the doc all the new things they can do… Your face is lit…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

I have a child that will have the intellectual ability of a 2-3 yr old for her entire life I don’t get offended when I hear or read the word, you’re free to say whatever you like However, if you say it in a derogatory way towards my daughter, there will be problems

Tim Pool

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8 months

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

I have disowned my 2 oldest children… We were playing Catch Phrase tonight and my wife is describing her word. She’s got one hand at the corner of her mouth making a twirling motion and pointing to her upper lip and she says “It’s something dad can’t grow very well!!” Both…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 months

I came home from the gym tonight, walked in the door, and my wife said something I haven’t heard in a long long time. She said “I hope you know I see how hard you’re working.” I was stunned. I can’t remember the last time I heard something like that from her. All I could do…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 month

You might see me on a viral airplane tik tok Last night, one row in front and across from me I noticed a drunk dude was berating a female sitting next to him I switched seats with her cause I could tell she was getting very uncomfortable Started chatting the dude up and…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

@RAScott324 @ElijahSchaffer Ope! Is a must

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Gender role twitter is wild Yeah, my wife has mowed/fertilized our grass. She can even change her oil, then sing the babies to sleep I can bathe the kids, change diapers, bake cookies, and sew a fucking button on my shirt I married a warrior and so did she, warriors adapt

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

I got notified I won a pretty big award @ work today Shortly after the notification, my Chief called me into his office & gave me “the talk” He said “Unless you fuck it up, you’re going to be a Chief next year. Are you ready to be a Chief?” I am ready, but ready isn’t good…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

I have tears in my eyes from rage This is the same NICU that my SN daughter was in for over 40 days If this lady was working there 3 yrs ago this month, I would really like to know So many mornings I would come in and they would say “Maci is REALLY crabby today, she’s been…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

You take your kids for walks, then one of them refuses to ride their bike so you carry it with you. Then you cook them dinner. Then you bathe them. Then you read to them. Then you put them to bed. Then you get an hour or so to spend with your spouse and you both tidy up the…

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@BowtiedBum

4 months

wtf do normies even do on a weeknight after their W2? Order Uber eats so they can binge watch a season on Netflix? Genuinely curious.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

@linkpuller This I’ll most likely be in our future. Great story!

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

@KomanderXander The first scathing email to the Dean has been sent. Her response will determine mine.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

Rural black American culture is something to behold. A lot of them join the military as they have a strong sense of duty. One of my best friends in this world’s name is Mack. He’s a black dude from rural Tennessee. He can eat hunny buns and little Debbie cakes all day and be…

Roland Gunn 🇺🇸

@RolandGunnTN

3 months

Peter Santenello, who went viral with his Appalachia doc a few months back, released a new episode on the Mississippi Delta. Showcases rural black culture, which is a side of black America a lot of people don’t see.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

Military leadership should seize this as a recruitment tool, but they won’t… My special needs child was in the NICU for 45 + days and want to know how many days I went to work during that terrible time? ZERO Why? Because my Commander made the hospital an alternate duty…

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@TM1Politics

3 months

The biggest debate happening on social media right now is about a baby clothing company and an adoptive mother. Marissa Hughes and her husband adopted a 22 week old premature baby. The baby is in the NICU because he was born so early. Hughes requested time off from her…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

My son says “Dad, I’m hungry! Can I get a snack?” “Yeah son, go out in the garage and grab some venison snack sticks.” “Is that from the one we got dad!?!?” “Yes it is buddy. You helped feed our family.” He comes back grinning w/2 packages… Dad privilege.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

I am blessed every day that my Maci was born in this country Although she was born in a US Naval Hospital in Japan, she is 100% American Seeing the Nasal tube and those eyes are bringing me to tears In a different country, my daughter with her G-Tube, global development delay,…

High Value Dad

@highvaluedad

6 months

What would you do if a judge ordered your child to die? Prayers for this sweet child and her family.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

I just put my daughter in her first tree stand by herself. She’s 11, by herself, in a tree stand with a rifle. Your kids are scrolling tiktok. We are not the same.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

My car has been in the body shop cause my dad backed into me in my own driveway 😂 Young gen Z female brings the car back to me last night, pulls up and all I can smell is burnt clutch My neighbor literally stops mowing his lawn and says “Hey, BTD is your car burning?” I ask…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

My oldest got to feel the sting of humanity yesterday. She worked hard all summer doing chores and stuff to earn money. She saved up $90 to buy herself a pair of Pit Vipers to match her friends. Someone stole them out of her backpack at school😡 She was devastated but it…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 years

Dads, do this with your family for Christmas if you have the means. Go to a church or local food pantry and ask to “sponsor” a local family. Be sure to pick a family with the same age/genders of kids as your own… here’s what to do next. 🧵

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

Please pray for Omega and his little one. I know how this man feels and he needs our support🙏

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@noCinErik

3 months

When you know you're supposed to be strong, but you can feel yourself breaking.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

8 months

@aledeniz I asked him to consider that, it’s an option that he is weighing for sure.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

5 months

Timeline cleanse Maci got her Special Needs Bike in finally! So we had to try it out on a Sunday Cruise.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

Went to Chipotle to get a double chicken/rice bowl post workout. The scooper girl asks the cash register girl “Do you have any exams this week?” Cashier: “Yea, I had one today. Bombed it with a 46.” I interject, “Oh no, what class was it!?” Cashier: “American Government…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 months

There are currently over 400 people who have “liked” this tweet effectively co-signing on the action of killing your and my intellectually disabled child. “Super high parental investment with ZERO ROI.” This person is the definition of a demon living among us. “Genetic…

Dwight Schrute

@DwightExMachina

2 months

@9mm_smg Genetic dead-end. Super-high parental investment with 0 ROI. Pointless waste of energy.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

I don’t know how far away I am from being able to walk beside my daughter unsupported I refuse to speculate as regression is always a possibility w/ this disorder But videos like this give me hope Hope that one day, she will walk along side me as I guide her through this life

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

Hey Chad, let me let you in on a little secret. Fuck you. You too @BowTiedStack There are a few reasons I don’t block out her face. First, she will never leave my home. There is not ONE SINGLE case of someone with her condition living independently. And I don’t ever plan…

Chad Slime®

@ChadSlimeBased

6 months

yeah man go ahead and post a picture of yourself with your children and block out your face, but here's the thing fully expose all of their faces yeah that's a good idea

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

@JALange2 I am sorry for your loss brother. I’m glad you got so many years together though.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Tomorrow, I get to hold my children. Tomorrow, I get to hold my wife. Tomorrow, I get to sit at the head of my own dinner table, and sleep in my own bed. Tomorrow I will be surrounded by the people I love most. Tomorrow can’t come soon enough.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

2 years

My daughter just willingly reached up and touched my face for the first time in her life. (She’s nearly 3) It was only for a split second, but it was deliberate and that counts. She’s extremely averse to skin to skin contact. But she CHOSE to touch me. My cup is full.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

4 months

I go into the bedroom, look into the bath and I see 2 of my girls washing their mother’s back and singing to her. Modern feminism would tell you this is annoying and “Why can’t I just take a bath by myself!?!?” My wife would tell you she’s never been happier and more fulfilled.…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

There is nothing like watching your children perform acts of kindness for their siblings This is a small clip, but my oldest will do this for hours w/my special daughter She doesn’t have to do it for her, but she loves to see her little sister smile Raise your kids to be kind

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

The amount of flavor you get with a skinless thigh vs the low calories of a breast is a no brainer. Anyone else fully on team chicken thigh?

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 years

@dpakman It was on the same ballot? Really? I would have never known based on the amount of harvested ballots with just the top filled out... how weird.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Dads, don’t sleep on Tri-Tip Easy as hell to cook, tastes phenomenal, and will easily feed a family of 6 for under $20 - Hit it w/dry rub, let sit in fridge for 24hr - Sear in hot pan w/butter till nice crust - Cook indirect on grill till 125 @ thickest - Rest, slice, salt,…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

4 months

Merry Christmas Twitter Fam! I hope you all have an amazing day with family and loved ones. Dads, I hope your children are as happy as Maci is with her new tubes 😂 It’s always the simplest gifts that the pure hearted love the most.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Went to BBQ place last night Hispanic couple behind the counter, baby in a Pak N’ Play in the corner, toddler on iPad quietly @ a table In the back I see their ~12 yo son plating food, I choked up Asked the dad if I could give his son a tip, $20 was all I had, woulda gave a G

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

6 months

As a little boy, I sat many nights in a smoke filled house, in a chair, feet dangling, listening to old people talk about life What they regretted, what they had learned, what they had given up They talked about how their wives left them, their kids hated them, and their…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Dads, please teach your kids basic aspects of sports You don’t have to be obsessed, but teach your kid some fundamentals like… -Throw a spiral -Shoot/dribble a basketball -Throw a baseball -Kick a soccer ball -Throw a frisbee Otherwise, they will look like clowns in adulthood

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

9 months

Laundry folding conversation with my son… “Dad, is there a cure for [redacted]?” No son, it’s in her DNA and they don’t have a cure for that yet. “But what if they did?” Then I would do anything I could to get it for her. “What if it was $1M?” Then I would work really…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

10 months

@noob_co_uk While I did chuckle at the joke, that’s not me. That’s Dave, the guy I quote tweeted. (He’s lost over 100lbs recently) This is me and my family

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

11 months

The year was 2010, my wife and I were dating. She gets a call from her mom, her grandpa passed away in Idaho. We were stationed in Florida at the time and we made the decision to drive from the panhandle to northern Idaho straight through, no hotels… we were broke. I was dry…

BowTiedGerman || Fashion Chad

@BowTiedGerman

11 months

Remember what they took from us

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Ok fam, this is huge! Her first time getting it in the slot This was 0600 this morning after the gym. Just her and I awake. Huge fine motor win! You have no idea how many hours I’ve sat with her and watched her bang these coins and try to get them in Today, she got it! LFG!

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

Don’t fucking do it! If you are doing it, don’t be surprised when she finds out, takes half your shit and turns your children against you, sending you into a spiral of depression and despair. With that being said, cheating wives should not be tolerated either.

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

3 months

The Air Force is now allowing retirees to come back… Next step, stop loss After that…Draft

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

7 months

On the surface, nothing in my life has changed between these 2 photos Same wife, same job, same salary Same house, same kiddos, daughter has the same syndrome What’s changed is the man in the mirror I decided to take back my life despite my circumstances not changing You are…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

@creation247 Anything worth doing, is worth doing on HARD mode. Let’s get it!!

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

4 months

Sometimes you get lost in the day to day when really what you need to do is zoom out and look at the macro. 2 years ago TODAY, Maci crawled for the first time. She was 18-months old at the time. The video on the right, is this morning. I don’t know if long-period unassisted…

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BowTiedDad | The Chad Dad

@BowTiedDaddy

1 year

@JesseKellyDC We are many, but we are one big family We come from all walks of life, just trying to share our knowledge with the world Whether you want to get rich, have better skin/teeth, get healthy/jacked, learn how to network, or even just be a better dad… BowTied’s got you covered

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